This Weekend's Fixtures & Everton v WBA (17/18/19 January).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Saturday, 17th January 2015
Aston Villa v Liverpool, 15:00
Burnley v Crystal Palace, 15:00
Leicester v Stoke, 15:00
QPR v Man Utd, 15:00
Swansea v Chelsea, 15:00
Tottenham v Sunderland, 15:00
Newcastle v Southampton, 17:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Sunday, 18th January 2015
West Ham v Hull, 13:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Man City v Arsenal, 16:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Monday, 19th January 2015
Everton v West Brom, 20:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

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As it stands:

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[Munchies]

Villa :scarf:
QPR :scarf:
Swansea :scarf:
Sunderland :scarf:
Newcastle :scarf:

[Munchies]

Sanogogo starting

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tottenham: Lloris; Walker, Dier, Vertonghen, Rose; Dembele, Stambouli; Chadli, Kane, Eriksen; Soldado.

Sunderland: Pantilimon, Jones, van Aanholt, Brown, O'Shea, Vergini, Larsson, Rodwell, Johnson, Fletcher, Defoe.

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Aston Villa: Guzan, Hutton, Okore, Baker, Cissokho, Sanchez, Westwood, Delph, Cleverley, Agbonlahor, Benteke.

Liverpool: Mignolet, Can, Skrtel, Sakho, Markovic, Moreno, Lucas, Henderson, Sterling, Coutinho, Borini.

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QPR: Green, Isla, Dunne, Onouha, Hill, Vargas, Henry, Barton, Fer, Zamora, Austin.

Manchester United: De Gea, Jones, Evans, Rojo, Valencia, Carrick, Mata, Blind, Rooney, Di Maria, Falcao.

RVP. :haha:

Time for the Old Codger to gracefully step down.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Burnley: Heaton, Trippier, Shackell, Keane, Mee, Boyd, Marney, Jones, Arfield, Barnes, Ings.

Crystal Palace: Speroni, Ward, Dann, Delaney, Kelly, Puncheon, McArthur, Ledley, Zaha, Sanogo, Gayle.

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Swansea: Fabianski; Tiendalli, Fernandez, Williams, Taylor; Carroll, Sigurdsson; Dyer, Oliveira, Routledge; Gomis.

Chelsea: Cech; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Luis; Matic, Fabregas; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Diego Costa.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aston Villa: Guzan, Hutton, Okore, Baker, Cissokho, Sanchez, Westwood, Delph, Cleverley, Agbonlahor, Benteke.

Liverpool: Mignolet, Can, Skrtel, Sakho, Markovic, Moreno, Lucas, Henderson, Sterling, Coutinho, Borini.

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Leicester: Hamer, Simpson, Morgan, Wasilewski, Konchesky, Knockaert, Drinkwater, King, Schlupp, Nugent, Vardy.

Stoke: Begovic; Bardsley, Wilson, Wollscheid, Muniesa; Whelan, Nzonzi; Arnautovic, Bojan, Moses; Walters.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 0-1 Chelsea, Oscar. :doh:

Sigurdsson just hit the bar.

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Spuds 1-0 Sunderland, Vertonghen.

Sunderland. :doh:

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Defoe appealing for a pelanty, nothing given.

Vertonghen took him out apparently.

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Burnley 1-0 Palace, Mee!

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Burnley 2-0 Palace, Ings!

Burnley. :bow:

Pardiola. :haha:

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Disallowed goal for Liverhoof.

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Swansea 0-2 Chelsea, Diego Costa.

[Globalgunner]

Swansea deciding that suicide is a good way to succeed

[Niall_Quinn]

QPR dominating Utd all over the pitch. Gooney fluke coming up then.

[adzzzbatch]

fuck off Swansea rolling over for chelski :rolleyes:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 0-1 Liverpool, Borini. :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Liverpool take the lead with an offside goal.

[Niall_Quinn]

Should be red for Rojo after deliberate elbow. No malice in it though, the commentary team quickly assures us.

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL - Barton does shrek in the box. Shrek has spent the last 5 mins moaning every time the play stops.

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Burnley 2-1 Palace, Gayle!

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Spuds 1-1 Sunderland, LARSSON!!!

:bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Great effort by Austin, great save by fuckface tbf

[adzzzbatch]

the scores are looking pretty shit for us so far <_<

[adzzzbatch]

Spuds 1-1 Sunderland, LARSSON!!!

:bow:

Get in!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 0-3 Chelsea, Diego Costa with his second.

[adzzzbatch]

just fuck off Swansea!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 0-4 Chelsea, Oscar with his second.

Man City. :haha:

Buy Bony, Swansea collapse against their title rivals in their next game.

Idiots.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ref's a fucking turd. Gives shrek a FK because he was outfouled when trying to foul his opponent.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great defending from Sanogo. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

It's shit how clubs like Swansea fight some games like a cup final and then roll over like a tory rent boy for the rest.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

No easy games in this league!

[Niall_Quinn]

No easy games in this league!

BLitWtbf

[Niall_Quinn]

Green finally gets a touch after another hopeless Utd effort. Given the level of investment van Gaal is one huge incompetent dick.

[Niall_Quinn]

Barton does Evans. First yellow which is fair enough because Rojo should have had a straight red.

[adzzzbatch]

It's shit how clubs like Swansea fight some games like a cup final and then roll over like a tory rent boy for the rest.

Don't worry they made sure they didn't roll over against us!

[Niall_Quinn]

Mata gets a yellow for cynical trip on Barton.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 0-1 Liverpool, HT.

With Villa's abysmal goalscoring record, only hope is a Skrtel OG.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kane hits the ring post!

[Niall_Quinn]

So glad we didn't sign Falcoa, and shrek has to be the most overrated player of the last decade.

[Niall_Quinn]

HT QPR 0-0 Utd

Utd :haha: Their defence is pure comedy and shrek and falcao are gash. Arry's boys have had the better chances but that irritating De Gay bastard keeps saving them.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Just watching the Tony Pulis looped clip from SSN earlier because there was a fire drill. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Loo brush coming on :haha: Mata off.

[Master Splinter]

Swansea's team selection looked quite suicidal. But they've got no midfield with Ki, Shelvey and Britton out. Of course, injury crises are only reported when it concerns United and Citeh. I'd say Chelsea, but their players somehow never get injured.

Come on RPQ! United's £500 million dream teaming Harlem Globetrotters once again failing to produce the scintillating attacking football that they have supposedly been displaying all season. Maybe they could use some more academy graduates like Fellaini and Herrera.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mata off, Fellaini on.

It's hoof time!

Philosophy. :bow:

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Burnley 2-2 Palace, Puncheon. :doh:

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Fer Fuck Sake.

[Niall_Quinn]

Zamora :doh: Terrible headed effort from good FK. Should have at least got it on target.

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Ryan Sterling has a problem according to Stelling. Busted face or something.

[Niall_Quinn]

Green saves point blank from a dreadful Falcao headed attempt. Any half decent clogger would have buried that.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Green saves from Falcao.

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QPR 0-1 Man Utd, Fellaini.

[Niall_Quinn]

Loo brush scores :doh:

0-1 Harlem Globetrotters

[Niall_Quinn]

Deflected fluke otherwise Green had it.

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Sanogo should score; he didn't.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sanogo should score; he didn't.

:faint:

[Niall_Quinn]

Rojo with the arm flailing again. No card this time either. Gayle reckons this should be part of the game.

[Master Splinter]

Sanogo should score; he didn't.

It was a free-kick that was belted across the box. No time to react tbf, it just hit him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Leicester 0-1 Stoke, Bojan.

[Niall_Quinn]

QPR a bit clueless once they get in the final third even against Utd's defence.

Falcao with another woeful contribution :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Rojo finally gets booked for kicking the ball away. Should have had a red and a yellow already.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fer off finally. Useless lump.

Some fat bloke on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuck. What a waste by Austin.

[Niall_Quinn]

What a fuck up, 3 vs 2 and they fuck it up. QPR clueless in the final third.

[Niall_Quinn]

Falcao :haha: :haha: :haha:

He's absolutely shite.

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Old Man Defoe off.

Failed to score on a debut for the first time.

Berk.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 0-2 Liverpool, Lambert.

Villa. :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Gayle desperate to apologise for Falcao.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 0-5 Chelsea, Schurrle.

[Niall_Quinn]

Zamora off Kranjkar on.

[Master Splinter]

McArthur clears off the line for Palace.

Sanogo hauled off for Muzza. Sanogo MOTM.

[Master Splinter]

Schurrle still exists?

[Niall_Quinn]

Yet another foul by shrek, closely following his deliberate handball. No card for him though.

[Master Splinter]

Yet another foul by shrek, closely following his deliberate handball. No card for him though.

Arteta handed an automatic 7 game ban.

[Niall_Quinn]

Utd are shit, but not as shit as RPQ

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Burnley 2-3 Palace, Gayle!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Will Perry. :lol:

Doing his best Kamara impression then says Dwight Yorke scores.

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Spuds 2-1 Sunderland, Eriksen. :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QPR 0-2 Man Utd, Youngy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Far too many pub teams in this league.

All results went the wrong way.

[Master Splinter]

Pardew :bow:.

What a manager.

Sanogo :bow:.

Inspired his teammates.


Villa are just abysmal. Although their transfer budget seems to be less than Burnley's currently.

[Niall_Quinn]

Well. Performance of the season needed tomorrow just to stand still.

Football suffering a brutal death today.

[adzzzbatch]

Fucking shit results, we're gonna lose a lot of ground tomorrow.

[Master Splinter]

Afobe scores on Wolves debut.

Why didn't Arsenal keep him?

[Niall_Quinn]

Afobe scores on Wolves debut.

Why didn't Arsenal keep him?

We have Diaby who can one day play there once.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

If it's Mourinho scroting a title again then we have a chance, mainly because things seem to fall in to place for him.

[Niall_Quinn]

If it's Mourinho scroting a title again then we have a chance, mainly because things seem to fall in to place for him.

Nah. It's us.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Newcastle: Krul, Janmaat, Coloccini, Dummett, Haidara, Sissoko, Anita, Colback, Cabella, Perez, Gouffran.

Southampton: Forster, Clyne, Fonte, Gardos, Bertrand, Reed, S Davis, Ward-Prowse, Tadic, Elia, Pelle.

Come on Barcodes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Anita's shot. :haha:

Horrific.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gouffran smacks it on the volley, Forster saves it ISS style.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 0-1 Southampton, Elia. :sick:

Piss poor from Krul.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 1-1 Southampton, Gouffran!

What a fluke. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 1-2 Southampton, £lia again. :doh:

[Marc Overmars]

Awful results today.

[fakeyank]

Great results today actually. This means we wont get the dreaded 4th place trophy!

[Letters]

Awful results today.

Why won't Spurs sod off with the late goals? :fury:

[Injury Time]

Awful results today.

This :ilt:

[AFC Leveller]

A draw would take us above spurs.

[Injury Time]

A draw would take us above spurs.

Hopeless optimist virus :rose:

[Niall_Quinn]

We'll still finish above the spuds, but we won't be above them come Sunday night.

[Munchies]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PYrjDLJDwXs

:lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Speaking of Liverpool, their next five fixtures aren't much fun:

West Ham (h)
Everton (a)
Spuds (h)
Southampton (a)
Man City (h)

:wacko:

And the two COC matches with Chelsea also.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sky's programme is on now.

Henry. :bow:

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Arsenal are missing a big piss.

[Niall_Quinn]

Henry's voice is too high pitched for me, it needs to be deeper.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Souness wants an Arsenal player for his daughter.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuck. 1 point from 21 in Manchester with 20 goals conceded. That's way beyond unacceptable.

[Niall_Quinn]

PaddyPants offering money back and a free bet if Alexis scores at any time? WTF? That's a bit risky isn't it?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

West Ham: Adrian, Jenkinson, Collins, Tomkins, Cresswell, Noble, Song, Downing, Nolan, Valencia, Carroll.
Subs: Reid, Jarvis, O'Brien, Amalfitano, Jaaskelainen, Poyet, Cole.

Hull: McGregor, Chester, Dawson, Davies, Bruce, Elmohamady, Livermore, Huddlestone, Meyler, Quinn, Aluko.
Subs: Figueroa, Maguire, McShane, Sagbo, Harper, Ince, Ramirez.

Referee: Martin Atkinson (W Yorkshire)

[AFC Leveller]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar-1xbM_gao#t=19

Queens park raisins :lol:!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ed Chamberlain's questions:

How crucial is he/it?

How big is it?

How important is he/it?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Are they getting all Sky commentators to say "...and it's live!" now?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a miss from Elmohamady.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Corporal Jenks saving Adrian.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hit it Aluko you berk.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Terrible from Hull and horrendous control from Big Andy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chaos in Hull's area. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chester off, Figueroa on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Ammers 1-0 Hull, Big Andy.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Andy Carroll has now scored as many Premier League home goals for West Ham as he did for Newcastle. That's a stat which sounds very impressive until you learn that the answer is eight.

:lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Valencia smashes the side netting.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Ammers 2-0 Hull, Amalfitano.

[Master Splinter]

Pleat just invented a new player called Figure Roller.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-0 Downing.

Bruce. :wave:

[Niall_Quinn]

Stellar weekend of results. Now we just have to play our part.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nolan hits the bar from a ridiculous angle.

[Niall_Quinn]

Very watchable from WHU, but Hull are gone. What a toothless outfit.

[Niall_Quinn]

FT 3-0 Too easy.

[Master Splinter]

Brucey has done a great job.

Why isn't he England manager?

Why didn't Arsenal go for him?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

MotD2 is on in a few minutes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

And on it is. :popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Savage, Sinclair and Winter in the studio.

Three?!

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Winter warmer. :rolleyes:

Pearce with all the clichés.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That was just a sighter for Bif in the end.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kompany. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanti Cazorla. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It would be extraordinary indeed.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well given Kompany took a player out off the ball, I think it probably should have received a card, yes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

GIROUD!!!!!! :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Could have lost by nine or ten. :lol:

No, it was a mental game with about 39843984 chances for both teams.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pellegrini is the face of death.

Arsenal. :bow:

Fuck Mourinho.

[Letters]

"City were so poor"...


Oh f*** off!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Is that it?

[AFC Leveller]

Garth Crooks picks Flacao in his team of the week....

[Master Splinter]

Filming for crowd scenes for the next Rocky film at Goodison tonight.

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/512/mcs/media/images/80368000/jpg/_80368166_sylvesterstallone.jpg

:bow:

[Syn]

It's little bit devastating that they're not playing West Ham instead of West Brom. Aaddrriaaaaaaaannnn

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Analysing our game on MNF.

Compact unit.

All the clichés. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carragher: We're criticising the Man City players too much - there's no space there, what can you do?

:haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

You lost yesterday, right?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I think so.

Taking photos. :haha:

The bastards!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton: Robles, Coleman, Stones, Jagielka, Baines, Mirallas, Besic, Barry, Naismith, Barkley, Lukaku.

West Brom: Foster, Wisdom, McAuley, Lescott, Baird, Gardner, Brunt, Yacob, Morrison, Anichebe, Berahino.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Very quiet early on at Goodison - the fans I mean.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukaku. :haha:

Pure pub.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Horrendous touch from Wisdom, if he had controlled it, would have had a clear shot on goal.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Very quiet early on at Goodison - the fans I mean.

They'll probably have to find some stock footage to use for the film.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Besic shoots, going miles wide, Naismith intervenes and it goes miles over instead.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

They'll probably have to find some stock footage to use for the film.

"And it's a yellow card for Barry...".

:cloud9:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Now Atidore has gone, Anichebe surely takes over as the worst striker. Maybe Goaldado actually.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Everton.

Lescott. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mirallas acts the Big Bollocks, taking the duty off Baines and promptly hits the post!

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-0 HT.

Neverton going strong.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mirallas hauled off, Oviedo on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barry booked. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oviedo booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Freekick to Everton, dangerous area.

Morrison booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barkley smacks it, straight at the wall

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Morrison off, Sessegnon on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Baines should have scored though he was offside.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Berahino off, Dorrans on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukaku. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Besic booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Besic off, Coney on. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Worst shot of all time from Sessegnon.

[Master Splinter]

So is Barkley still the future of England?

And is it still Berahino for England! ?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Horrid control from Anichebe again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

So is Barkley still the future of England?

And is it still Berahino for England! ?

Stones for England. :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Now Atidore has gone, Anichebe surely takes over as the worst striker. Maybe Goaldado actually.

Do not forget we have also Sordell who can be dire there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sordell. :cloud9:

He is Team GB's true hero.

Four added minutes of this shitfest left.

[Master Splinter]

Andrew in Barnsley:
Penalty - it could have been First Blood to Everton but in the end it was a Rocky decision. This could be the Baggies' Escape to Victory! Or do they Lock Up shop?


Lock Up mention :bow:. What a film.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 0-0 WBA, FT.

Well done Mirallas. :lol:

Everton doing the Neverton again.

Worst game of the season I think, the quality was mindblowingly bad.

BOOOOOOOOO.

[Master Splinter]

Is Baines still the undisputed number one England left-back for absolutely no reason whatsoever except perhaps that he scores a few pelanties?

Because he's a bit shit and his team is currently shit too.

Shaw for England!

Cresswell for England!

[AFC Leveller]

Martinez has handled his team's bad form very badly and he could find himself in a relegation battle if they arent too careful. He was being touted as a possible replacement for Wenger but in hindsight, what has he done consistantly to warrant so much praise? no wins in 14 games now, i dont think we've gone on anything as bad as that under AW?

[Master Splinter]

If Wenger went 14 games without a win, he would be close to losing his job. Even with this board.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Whilst that may be true.... Everton beat QPR last month.

[Marc Overmars]

I think the worst Wenget has managed is 2 wins in 11 or 12 games IIRC. There was a point though at the back end of 10/11 and the start of 11/12 when we were really rotten and only won about 5 games in 20 or something like that.