Formula 1 2015

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Rosberg in to second.

[Niall_Quinn]

VSC has handed Rosberg 2nd. Farce.

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Button sounds pissed. Drunk that is.

[GP]

Can't say I blame him.

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Grosjean is out.

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Where's Kvyat gone? Oh there he is, behind Ricciardo.

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Ricciardo passes Rosberg too!

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Kvyat :doh:

Riccardio :bow:

Rosberg :cry:

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Kimi. :haha:

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Ricciardo passes Hamilton!

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Rosberg ahead of Hamilton!

The cars are like in an ice rink.

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Not that it matters, Rosberg has to stay out, Hamilton pits.

Poor old Nico.

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Hamilton fourth!

[GP]

Button fastest lap :haha:

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Raikkonen first lap on the soft tyres, crashes.

:doh:

[GP]

What is Kimi doing??

[GP]

Kimi goes Rallycross!

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Kimo :doh:

What's he on today?

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"We need new tyres and a new nose"
"Ok"

:haha:

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Vettel and Button coming to the fore when the mechanical advantage is removed.

[GP]

Shut up Croft

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Vettel was 14 seconds behind before the first stop, only eight behind now. :wacko:

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Rosberg in the lead.

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Track drying, Mercedes bore their way back to the front.

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Vettel was 14 seconds behind before the first stop, only eight behind now. :wacko:

Rare glimpse of driver ability.

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Vettel passes Kvyat!

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Massa out

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Hamilton passes Ricciardo.

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Raikkonen has to retire.

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Kimi out

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Ericsson parked on the side of the road.

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Ericsson - why has he stopped there :doh: Idiot

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Safety Car out!

Rosberg. :haha:

Satan is not with him.

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Safety car :doh:

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No way could the best drivers in the world avoid that car.

[GP]

No way could the best drivers in the world avoid that car.

Oh do shut up.

The safety car is to protect the marshals. The people who volunteer their time to make these races possible.

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Ferrari going all out with Vettel on the harder tyres. It doesn't normally work out trying to last on tyres but nothing to lose I guess.

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Joey. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

American marshals don't really get the urgency of clearing the track, do they? Any time will do.

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Oh do shut up.

The safety car is to protect the marshals. The people who volunteer their time to make these races possible.

They're Americans :doh:

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Indie and Nascar fans must be laughing their bollocks off at this.

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Why? They have safety cars too.

They also have inbreeding and illiteracy.

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Safety Car is in this lap. :popcorn:

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What's Rosberg doing? :haha:

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Why? They have safety cars too.

They also have inbreeding and illiteracy.

Yes, and they fuck their pigs, but their safety cars don't stay out half the race.

Finally. A race.

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Vettel passes Kvyat!

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Kvyat fucks it up.

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Vettel passes Ricciardo!

Wow.

Or not. :lol:

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Now Vettel passes Ricciardo!

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Track is dry now. The race for third is on.

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Kvyat thinks the track is a lot wider than it actually is.

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Vettel very slow in the turns on those mediums. Loons behind him are all over the place. Great racing.

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Verstappen in to fourth.

Red Bull have had a crazy day.

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Hulkenberg gone.

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Contact with Hulkenberg and Ricciardo, Hulk is out.

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5 second time pelanty for Sainz.

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VSC back on.

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Another fucking safety car - total joke.

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How can Brundle say the car is out of harm's way? How did Hulk get there in the first place silly?

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Vettel will lead after this but he won't be able to hold it. These stupid safety cars have destroyed all attempts at race tactics.

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How can Brundle say the car is out of harm's way? How did Hulk get there in the first place silly?

Brundle used to race in real F1.

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Button is P5 :lol:

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Alonso somehow makes a pass in his bucket :bow:

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Vettel will be a sitting duck for Rosberg. :lol:

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Rosberg passes Vettel. :faint:

[Niall_Quinn]

Officials have won it for Rosberg - well done them.

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Safety Car out!

:haha:

Kvyat out.

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Kvyat with a big shunt - here comes the safety car. Fair enough, justified this time. But what a ridiculous non-race.

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Ferrari have pitted Vettel too!

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Hamilton and Vettel pit.

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Sky is surprised to see Vettel pitting? Why? Of course he had to pit.

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I wonder if the tyres will last for the duration on that safety car?

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Perez still going for it on the mediums. :lol:

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Maldonado and Button getting intimate.

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Hamilton leads!

WTF Rosberg? :haha:

[GP]

Rosberg has bottled it!

[Niall_Quinn]

Track dry, best car, Rosberg mistake, Hamilton the new Senna.

[GP]

Go on JB!! :lol:

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Ricciardo stock car racing today.

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Go on JB!! :lol:

Brilliant stuff from him today. In a bucket of bolts.

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Alonso sounds defeated. Wants to come in. Not good.

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Rosberg didn't fancy making Mexico competitive. Dick.

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Rosberg to throw it? :haha:

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Hamilton wins and wins the World Title. Rosberg and Vettel follow

[GP]

CHAMPION!

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Mr "I can only win in the best car" wins it. Yay.

Great race from Vettel and Button, really squeezed everything from their cars. Sad day for Alonso.

[LDG]

Reading the race as it unfolded on GW would have been much more enjoyable if moaning minnie wasn't moaning all the way through it :rolleyes:

Nice one Hamilton.

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Rosberg :haha: chucks the hat back. Not a happy man. But he really didn't put up much of a challenge.

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Reading the race as it unfolded on GW would have been much more enjoyable if moaning minnie wasn't moaning all the way through it :rolleyes:

Nice one Hamilton.

Would have loved to see a proper race - that's all. I grew up on F1 - this isn't F1.

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Rosberg not celebrating. :lol:

Elton John doing the interviews.

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...I never said anything about the other thing and that never crossed my mind. He's never been competitive unless he's been in the best car. Even when he had one of the best cars he's fucked it up. Not a worthy champion. He has talent but it has never been tested.

As for Elton John... Well...

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh come on :doh:

Leave his post alone FFS!

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Champagne next to the Monster bottles. :lol:

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http://giant.gfycat.com/TimelyGroundedGrayreefshark.gif

:haha:

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That's what you call being gracious in defeat.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/512/amz/vivo/live/images/2015/10/25/0f2f56c2-ba6e-4b69-b85e-b0f2e1700f14.png

Now then, now then.

[Niall_Quinn]

That's what you call being gracious in defeat.

Or a pratt in victory. You don't chuck stuff at the guy you just beat, it's small time. But if you want to take the piss, do it properly. Go up and wave a victory fist in his face. Do the big Clarkson 'L', but don't do the snidey stuff.

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The homosexual gentlemen presenting for Sky weren't happy with Vettel's absolutely tame language. Sigh.

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Good coverage by Sky following the race. Interesting to look behind the scenes after a driver's title. Must be amazing to be involved.

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Rosberg comes out for team photo. Well done.

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Don't think I have ever been as pissed as I was on Sunday. Whole day (and night) sipping on a gallon of bourbon. I think the real loveable me might have emerged. A watered down F1 race in the country I love most in the whole world in front of the coolest fans ever? For some reason I can't fathom it reduced me to abject rage and unbridled loathing.

Anyway, well done Lewis.

[Letters]

http://newsthump.com/2015/10/26/boring-man-wins-at-cars/

:lol:

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Force India are set to be re-branded as Aston Martin Racing.

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Qualifying for Mexico starts now.

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OUT

16) Alonso 17) Nasr 18) Rossi 19) Stevens

* Button did not take part in qualifying

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Rosberg on pole, Hamilton and then Vettel follow.

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Formation lap under way.

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Kvyat ahead of Vettel!

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Puncture for Vettel. :rose:

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Alonso has to retire the car after the first lap.

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Vettel. :lol:

All that moving through the field just to spin off.

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Bottas takes out Raikkonen!

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Hamilton ignoring team orders to pit.

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Stunning commentary from Horner.

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Vettel crashes out. Not the best day for him.

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Nasr is out.

Rosberg went off roading.

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Rosberg wins, bit late now. Hamilton second, Bottas third.

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Brazilian GP is starting soon.

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Not much to note really.

Rosberg wins, Hamilton second, Vettel third. Raikkonen, Bottas, Hulkenberg, Kvyat, Massa, Grosjean and Verstappen follow.

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Bottas and Button collide in the pits. :doh:

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Rosberg wins another dead rubber race. Hamilton second, Raikkonen third. Vettel, Perez, Ricciardo, Hulkenberg, Massa, Kvyat and Grosjean follow.