This Weekend's Fixtures (31 Jan/01 Feb).

[Niall_Quinn]

What a frustrating game of football to watch.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shelvey hits the post!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ward-Prowse header, Fabianski well to it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Something happens! Off the post by Shelvey. Come on Swansea.

[Niall_Quinn]

Something else happens! But Fabianski saves it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ward-Prowse now shoots and again Fabianski well to it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Harrison Ford off, Mane on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Freekick for Swansea, dangerous area.

Yoshida booked.

[Niall_Quinn]

Great run by Barrow. FK. Game has finally started, after an hour.

[Master Splinter]

Pelle :lol:.

Poor man's Giroud.

And his football isn't as good either.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Straight across goal from Elia, I think!

[Niall_Quinn]

Swansea need to weather this and then go down the other end and get 2 goals.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Clyne. :haha:

Oh dear.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dire by Dyer (very funny)

[Niall_Quinn]

Gomis goes down very easily for a big (fat) guy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Naughton off, Rangel on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Southampton 0-1 Swansea, SHELVEY!!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

GET IN!

1-0 Swans, Shelvey screamer.

[Master Splinter]

Shelvey :bow:.

A goal for all of Asia!

[Niall_Quinn]

Get the ball back to the centre spot FFS! You still need another one!

[Master Splinter]

Gomis goes down very easily for a big (fat) guy.

He is a complete oaf.

Swansea need to get a striker by tomorrow.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Williams clears off the line, twice to deny Mane!

[Niall_Quinn]

Williams :bow:

Sign him up.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gomis way too slow to get on the end of that. Why is he playing?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bertrand, a chav is forever a chav.

Sent off. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Bertram red. Two footed over the ball straight red.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That was a horrible challenge. Wheelbarrow needs to be subbed.

[Niall_Quinn]

Barrow stretchered off. Ref better add time for this.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Four added minutes but in reality that has to be six. The four would have already been decided.

[Niall_Quinn]

Only 4 mins extra time, WTF?

[Niall_Quinn]

Superbowl Sunday at St Mary's? Is it?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pele sends it back to Brazil.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sexy scramble.

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL - wrestling match in the Swansea box.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Southampton 0-1 Swansea, FT!

Great stuff. :popcorn:

[Niall_Quinn]

FT 0-1 Swansea

[Master Splinter]

Sergeant Brody :bow:.

Shelvey :bow:.

Southampton :lol:.

[Marc Overmars]

Excellent. About time Southampton pissed off tbh.

[Niall_Quinn]

1 - Chavs -------- 23 - 32 - 53
2 - Gypos -------- 23 - 23 - 48
3 - Manure ------- 23 - 17 - 43
4 - Southampton - 23 - 20 - 42
5 - Cup Holders --- 23 - 19 - 42
6 - Spuds (LOL) --- 23 - 5 - 40

[AFC Leveller]

Great sunday, much better than yesterday.

Saints a boring side tbh, we gifted them two goals in our game and really should have gotten at least a point.

[AFC Leveller]

Excellent. About time Southampton pissed off tbh.

their next few games include a trip to queens park raisins and at home to liverpool, hopefully they drop a point or two.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Arry better sort his life out for once.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

MotD2 is on in a few minutes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kilbane and Keown in the studio.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

BBC list Gabriel as de Abreu. :sarcy:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Giroud. :bow:

Knew what he was doing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mesut. :scarf:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Theo decided he wanted the assist from Cazorla. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Going with the one palm to save a shot was not going to be a great success from Guzan.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bellerin. :bow:

Barca. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bellerin is getting a Landaaan accent. :bow:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Bellerin is getting a Landaaan accent. :bow:

Yeah I noticed that! :lol:


Looks like he's been spending too much time with Jack and Frimpong. :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Aliadiere's French-cockney accent is still the best.

Gnabry and Szczesny are basically Londoners too. How come Cisc kept his stock Spanish accent?

[Master Splinter]

Bellerin. :bow:

Barca. :doh:

Dani Alves is shit and old and out of contract.

Bellerin better not do a Cisc. He even spoke about Wenger in the same loving terms as Fabregas did.

Bellerin can fuck off IMO.

GHELkinson :bow:.

[AFC Leveller]

Aliadiere's French-cockney accent is still the best.

Gnabry and Szczesny are basically Londoners too. How come Cisc kept his stock Spanish accent?

Gnabry is funny, very aliadieresque.

Cesc's accent is boring.

Pires still doesnt speak English to this day!! :lol: