This Weekend's Fixtures & Midweek Fixtures (7/8/10/11 Feb).

[Globalgunner]

C'mon Burnley :pray:

C`mon Everton

[fakeyank]

C`mon Everton

C'mon Fat Sam

[Globalgunner]

C'mon Fat Sam

That is "Sophisticated" Fat Sam. If you dont mind

[adzzzbatch]

Fuck off Burnley.

Useless cunts rolling over for united :rolleyes:

[adzzzbatch]

Come on neverton, come on west ham, come in stoke! :sick:

[Globalgunner]

Burnley equalise!!! Ings!

[Munchies]

Ings :bow:

[adzzzbatch]

Get in Burnley you cunts!

[Master Splinter]

#Ingland.

Sounds like Burnley have completely outplayed them. But who doesn't these days? Fellaini to rescue them in the 97th minute.

[Master Splinter]

Stoke 0-1 Man City - Sergio Aguero.

Stoke had been the much better team apparently.

[Niall_Quinn]

Shitty football from both teams. Lump it, fall over, get FK, waste it, lump it, moan a bit to the ref and so on. TBLitWtbf.

[adzzzbatch]

Shitty football from both teams. Lump it, fall over, get FK, waste it, lump it, moan a bit to the ref and so on. TBLitWtbf.

Which game is that? You're gonna have to be more specific.

[adzzzbatch]

stoke 1-1 shitty

[Niall_Quinn]

Blind off, Hernia on. Rooney taking up the maestro role in the middle.

[Niall_Quinn]

stoke 1-1 shitty

Nice. Stoke will win it 2-1.

[Niall_Quinn]

Why can't the commentators admit Janujiz is shit?

[Niall_Quinn]

Januroflma :haha:

Just awful.

[Niall_Quinn]

If Burnley had a clue they'd be a couple of goals up now. Bossing utd all over the pitch.

[Niall_Quinn]

Those flukey cunts have nicked a goal just before HT. Came from a total mishit by Di Maria.

Fluke long ball specialists 2-1 Burnley

Smalling scores it.

[Master Splinter]

United really are the reincarnation of Fat Sam's Bolton.

Just with much worse football.

[adzzzbatch]

fuck off burnley letting united win.

[Niall_Quinn]

HT Utd 2-1 Burnley

Massively against the run of play.

[Niall_Quinn]

Burnley 10 attempts to Bolton Utd's 3

35% of play was in Up'n'Under Utd's half.

[Xhaka Can’t]

20:40
Burnley had 10 attempts on goal in that first half, compared to Burnley's three. The scoreline doesn't reflect it though
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/31040784

[Master Splinter]

Crystal Palace 0-1 Newcastle - Papiss Cisse.

Pardew out.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh FUCK RIGHT OFF Ings. Right in front of goal and he misses it.

[Master Splinter]

Burnley miss a sitter.

[Niall_Quinn]

If the balance of fortune ever evens out for utd they are getting relegated.

[Niall_Quinn]

How did we lose at home to this mob?

[Niall_Quinn]

Crowd starting to get very pissed with this van Genius vision of football.

[Master Splinter]

Stoke 1-2 Man City - James Milner.

[Niall_Quinn]

Burnley have a player called Barnes who is so bad he wouldn't look out of place in the Utd line up.

[Niall_Quinn]

Stoke 1-2 Man City - James Milner.

That wasn't supposed to happen!

[Niall_Quinn]

Janujunk's deflected shot doesn't go in. That's a turn up.

[Niall_Quinn]

Shrek booked for a cynical foul.

[Niall_Quinn]

Shrek is now DM

van Genius :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Adrian sent off for West Ham. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Horrible dive in the box by Di Maria. Ref doesn't buy it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Barnes :haha:

This guy can't play football. What's he doing on the pitch?

[Master Splinter]

Lukaku misses a sitter.

Moran.

[Niall_Quinn]

Burnley starting to tire and drop deeper.

Another deflected effort from utd doesn't go in. That's two in one game!

[Master Splinter]

Stoke 1-3 Man City - Sergio Aguero pel.

[Niall_Quinn]

Falcao booked. His best moment in the match.

[adzzzbatch]

FUCK YOU STOKE!

[Niall_Quinn]

Stoke 1-3 Man City - Sergio Aguero pel.

So the orcs haven't kicked Aguero off the pitch yet? Not like them.

[Master Splinter]

West Brom 1-0 Swansea - Brown Ideye.

[Master Splinter]

Stoke 1-4 Man City - Samir Nasri.

Stoke :haha:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Rooney should have been sent off for another cynical block. Ref bottles it. Don't they always.

[adzzzbatch]

Stoke 1-4 Man City - Samir Nasri.

Stoke :haha:.

So teams CAN go to stoke, concede and not crumble like us. :rolleyes:

[adzzzbatch]

Rooney should have been sent off for another cynical block. Ref bottles it. Don't they always.

Shrek swear a little bit after not being booked?

[Master Splinter]

So teams CAN go to stoke, concede and not crumble like us. :rolleyes:

Well they lost at home to them to even it out. :rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuck - pen to Utd.

Was a real pen too. So I suppose they can shut up about not ever getting them now.

[Niall_Quinn]

RvC to take. Ball NOT on spot.

Cunt score. 3-1

[adzzzbatch]

Well they lost at home to them to even it out. :rolleyes:

Ssshhh don't use facts to counter my moan about Arsenal's deficiencies.

[adzzzbatch]

RvC to take. Ball NOT on spot.

Cunt score. 3-1

Awful results for us.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke. :haha:

What a pub.

Disallowed goal for Chelsea. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Palace 1-1 Barcodes, Campbell.

[Master Splinter]

Chelsea score a deflected winner. Matic celebrates.

Offside.

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Both sets of players surrounding the ref at Stamford Bridge.

Barry sent off. :haha:

Fucking useless.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barry was getting a two game ban for the first yellow he got (10th of the season).

Now a red. :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Di Maria retaliates. Should be a red. But it's a yellow. Ref making up the rules as he goes.

[Master Splinter]

Fuck off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 1-0 Everton, Willian deflected pubber.

[Niall_Quinn]

Di Maria :haha:

Only a little bit incredibly overrated

[McNamara That Ghost...]

WBA 2-0 Swansea, Berahino.

[adzzzbatch]

Oh just fuck off football :sick:

[Niall_Quinn]

Di Maria again :haha: What a miss.

The Janujunk misses :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Deflected Chelsea winner. What a disgusting team.

Lukaku you absolute idiot.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ings is actually a lousy player. Maybe he's a good finisher (not that you would know that from today) but he can do fuck all else.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hold on 'Ammers.

[Niall_Quinn]

So anyway, back to Di Maria's certain red. He initially got fouled, ref didn't give it, so he jumped up, ran after the player and dived in two footed. Easy red so somebody should be asking the ref why the rules were suspended for that moment.

Rooney should have been off too.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Southampton 0-0 'Ammers, FT!

Good stuff.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 1-0 Everton, FT. No justice.

Stoke 1-4 Citeh, FT. Sparky. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 3-1 Burnley, FT.

At least they didn't really increase their GD too much.

[Niall_Quinn]

FT Bolton Utd 3-1 Burnley

[Niall_Quinn]

Burnley better team in the 1st half, then ran out of steam in the second and started to show why they are down near the bottom. Hard workers but some terrible players on that team.

Utd are dross but fitter than Burnley. Should have had 2 sent off, ref gave them the usual pass.

[Niall_Quinn]

Utd have a string of tough fixtures coming up. They'll be 6th this time next month.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Palace 1-1 Barcodes, FT.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

WBA 2-0 Swansea, FT.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/512/mcs/media/images/80947000/jpg/_80947331_ivanovic.jpg

How did Ivanovic get away with that? :lol:

Can't exactly say the ref didn't see it either.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He's a Chelsea player.

MotD is on.

It just got Rickrolled. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Keown and Phil Nevile in the studio.

[Niall_Quinn]

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/512/mcs/media/images/80947000/jpg/_80947331_ivanovic.jpg

How did Ivanovic get away with that? :lol:

Can't exactly say the ref didn't see it either.

You can't raise your hands to an opponent - everyone knows that.

But in this case he's raising his whole arm. Grey area and I don't think strangulation is specifically covered in the ref's guidebook for the blind.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Crouch you berk.

Hart. :haha:

He didn't know it was offside though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Brilliant from Aguero tbf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hart. :haha:

Clown.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aguero with the Hand of God. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kompany and Mangala. :lol:

What a pair.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Phil Neville: You know what goalscorers are like, they like to score.

I can't watch this anymore.

[Niall_Quinn]

Flappy :bow:

[AFC Leveller]

Ivanovic should have been off, the ef was right next to him FFS.

All in all a decent set of results for us apart from the Bolton-Burnley game. Saints and Spuds both dropping points.