This Weekend's Fixtures (21/22 Feb).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Saturday, 21st February 2015
Aston Villa v Stoke, 15:00
Chelsea v Burnley, 15:00
Crystal Palace v Arsenal, 15:00
Hull v QPR, 15:00
Sunderland v West Brom, 15:00
Swansea v Man Utd, 15:00
Man City v Newcastle, 17:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Sunday, 22nd February 2015
Tottenham v West Ham, 12:00 http://i44.tinypic.com/5bpl5u.png
Everton v Leicester, 14:05 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Southampton v Liverpool, 16:15 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

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As it stands:

http://i60.tinypic.com/2edm494.png

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Captured the imagination this week, huh.

Sunderland: Pantilimon, Vergini, Reveillere, O'Shea, Brown, Cattermole, Larsson, Johnson, Alvarez, Graham, Defoe.

West Brom: Foster, Dawson, McAuley, Lescott, Brunt, Morrison, Fletcher, Yacob, Gardner, Ideye, Berahino.

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Swansea: Fabianski, Naughton, Fernandez, Williams, Taylor, Cork, Shelvey, Ki, Sigurdsson, Routledge, Gomis.

Man Utd: De Gea, McNair, Jones, Rojo, Shaw, Blind, Fellaini, Herrera, Di Maria, Rooney, Van Persie.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea: Courtois; Ivanovic, Zouma, Terry, Filipe Luis; Matic, Fabregas; Cuadrado, Oscar, Hazard; Diego Costa.

Burnley: Heaton; Trippier, Shackell, Keane, Mee; Boyd, Jones, Arfield, Kightly; Barnes, Ings.

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Hull: McGregor, Dawson, Bruce, McShane. Elmohamady, Livermore, Huddlestone, Meyler, Brady, Jelavic, N'Doye.

QPR: Green, Furlong, Ferdinand, Caulker, Yun Suk-young, Henry, Barton, Phillips, Kranjcar, Austin, Zamora.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aston Villa: Guzan, Hutton, Vlaar, Clark, Richardson, Sinclair, Sanchez, Delph, Gil, Agbonlahor, Benteke.

Stoke: Begovic; Bardsley, Wollscheid, Wilson, Pieters; Nzonzi, Whelan; Walters, Ireland, Moses; Diouf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 1-0 Burnley, Ivanovic.

If that is another set-piece goal, the cat is getting a kicking.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull 1-0 QPR, Jelavic!

[Master Splinter]

Gomis should have scored twice so far apparently.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 1-0 Stoke, Sinclair!

[Master Splinter]

Wayne Rooney has had his first shot on target of 2015.


:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 0-1 Man Utd, Herrera.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 1-1 Man Utd, KI!!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barton sent off.

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

:haha:

Rooney is world class and even though he dives all the time, other players dive to so he's an example to young kids everywhere.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull 1-1 QPR, Austin!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 1-1 Stoke, Diouf. :doh:

[Munchies]

Joey Barton sending off

http://giant.gfycat.com/CheeryKeyHarrier.mp4

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

McNair hauled off, Valencia on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Matic sent off!

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 2-1 Man Utd, SHELVEY!!!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

Swansea 2-1 Man Utd, SHELVEY!!!!!

GET IN!

[Niall_Quinn]

Matic sent off!

:haha:

GET IN!

[GP]

Matic sent off!

:haha:

It's a campaign.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It was an auto-matic red.

Sorry.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 1-1 Burnley, MEEEEE!!!!

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Chelsea 1-1 Burnley, MEEEEE!!!!

:haha:

Fuck YES!

[adzzzbatch]

GET IN BURNLEY

[Niall_Quinn]

It's a campaign.

It's racism against little horses.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Why are Hull so poor against ten men?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Because they're a bit shit.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

HULL SCORE!!

What a team.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull 2-1 QPR, Ndoye.

Me. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

45 mins added time at Stamford мостик

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Stoke. :doh:

Vlaar sent off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 2-1 Man Utd, FT!!!!

GET IN!!!

Van Gaal. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 1-2 Stoke, Moses.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

http://abload.de/img/sherwrnj5d.gif

[adzzzbatch]

GET IN SWANSEA!!

[Marc Overmars]

Finally above those frauds.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland 0-0 WBA, FT. :faint:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 1-1 Burnley, FT!!!

Grey-haired Dyche. :haha:

[adzzzbatch]

GET IN BURNLEY!!

[Niall_Quinn]

Swansea 2-1 Man Utd, FT!!!!

GET IN!!!

Van Gaal. :haha:

GENIUS!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Steven Howard. :haha:

Wish I could post his article about Van Gaal. It is funny.

[AFC Leveller]

we are FIRD.

get in.

[Letters]

we are FIRD.

get in.

Cannot believe we're third :lol:

:patrice:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I can.

Wenget. :bow:

We don't go three seasons in a row finishing fourth.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho interview. :lol:

Watch the tears flow.

[AFC Leveller]

apparently van gaals boys spent the last 20 minutes lumping long balls to toilet brush.

[Niall_Quinn]

Red Cafe:


Van Persie can feck off and never come back. Waste of space.

:haha: #grassisgreener

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

apparently van gaals boys spent the last 20 minutes lumping long balls to toilet brush.

https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/023AEA9DBD1176977270142132224_37aa4bc05e2.1.5.8073 376714747341213.mp4?versionId=mjP68q9cJdbj9e.qBg6z D_G_poKZ3I3J

[AFC Leveller]

https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/023AEA9DBD1176977270142132224_37aa4bc05e2.1.5.8073 376714747341213.mp4?versionId=mjP68q9cJdbj9e.qBg6z D_G_poKZ3I3J

LOL

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany ((c)unt), Mangala, Kolarov, Nasri, Fernandinho, Toure, Silva, Dzeko, Aguero.

Newcastle: Krul; Janmaat, Coloccini (c), Williamson, Haïdara; Sissoko, Anita, Colback; Pérez, Cissé, Gouffran.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

apparently van gaals boys spent the last 20 minutes lumping long balls to toilet brush.

Now he has to spend all week producing another dossier.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Now he has to spend all week producing another dossier.

He just needs to spend all week watching
https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos_h264high/D783E0D2611176234724927188992_SW_WEBM_142341040010 69da3c9973f.mp4?versionId=3zpg9Sg31_zJlRmVk2Xky1mG FcUUm78J

[Niall_Quinn]

Come on the Geordies! Make it a sweet end to the day.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He just needs to spend all week watching
https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos_h264high/D783E0D2611176234724927188992_SW_WEBM_142341040010 69da3c9973f.mp4?versionId=3zpg9Sg31_zJlRmVk2Xky1mG FcUUm78J

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sean Dyche. :bow:

Best Ginger in football.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal: "Of course you can say we dominated the game but the only thing we could have done more was score more out of the chances we created. Today we were the unlucky team. I think we created enough chances. We were the dominant side in both halves.

"Conceding so quickly after opening the scoring was important. It was a throw in for Swansea and we should have been more organised. But it was a good goal by Swansea.

"Today we played well - only we forgot to score. We have to be more effective."

Forgot to score?

[AFC Leveller]

mourinho with some gibrish about minute 30, 33, 46 and 69.

odd.

[Globalgunner]

Mourinho. Chelsea are fast becoming this years Pool

[AFC Leveller]

pel to city

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty for Citeh.

Dive from Dzeko.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dive for it Krul. Fucking hell.

1-0 Citeh, Aguero.

[Globalgunner]

Vernon Anita, with a cameo appearance as Santa Claus
City 1-0

[GP]

Dive for it Krul. Fucking hell.

1-0 Citeh, Aguero.

Krul is a pelanty specialist, you know?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrT3bhcCcAAU_7J.png

[Niall_Quinn]

pel to city

I haven't seen it yet but no way was that a fucking pen!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-0 Nasri, Barcodes absolute crap.

[Master Splinter]

United :haha: :haha:.

Louis van Moyes :haha:.

Fat cheating diving non-scoring bastard Shrek :haha:.

RVC :haha:.

Sergeant Brody :bow:.


Chelsea :haha:.

Mourinho :haha:.

Matic the pubber :haha:.

Campaigns :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sissoko. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-0 Dzeko. Awful.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Colback booked, misses the next two games.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kompany booked. Ridiculous challenge from this oaf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya booked. Let's have a red.

[Niall_Quinn]

Kompany booked. Ridiculous challenge from this oaf.

But he's an amazing guy and probably the one player you'd want with you if you were ever in a foxhole behind enemy lines surrounded on all sides with only one bullet left and strict orders forbidding you from shooting Vincent.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He wouldn't be in a foxhole with me, he'd have charged across the battlefield.

[Letters]

Oh Newcastle, you are hopeless. :rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

He wouldn't be in a foxhole with me, he'd have charged across the battlefield.

Flown across the battlefield, I would think.

[Master Splinter]

Did anyone make excuses for Giroud when Onoohaha tried to injure him and he retaliated with the softest retaliation ever that nearly killed the RPQ defender?

What about Debuchy getting needlessly pushed by a Scrote thug and having his early Arsenal career cut needlessly short again?

Poor Matic and Chelsea though. Poor little cynical, hacking, scything, barging, ankle-snapping, diving, snide, cheating Chelsea have been hard done by. Please stop this brutal campaign against them.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh 4-0 Barcodes, David Silva.

[Master Splinter]

5-0, Silva.

Barcodes :haha:.

Pardew out!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh 5-0 Barcodes, David Silva with his second.

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nasri set himself up, decided against having a second goal.

Weird.

[Master Splinter]

http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/Let+me+guess+the+numbers+were+4+8+15+16+_9799849d5 84cc019301e75233744b9cd.jpg


"The numbers 30, 33, 43 and 69 dude"

[AFC Leveller]

Did anyone make excuses for Giroud when Onoohaha tried to injure him and he retaliated with the softest retaliation ever that nearly killed the RPQ defender?

What about Debuchy getting needlessly pushed by a Scrote thug and having his early Arsenal career cut needlessly short again?

Poor Matic and Chelsea though. Poor little cynical, hacking, scything, barging, ankle-snapping, diving, snide, cheating Chelsea have been hard done by. Please stop this brutal campaign against them.

Thats what im saying.

You make some valid points.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 5-0 Barcodes, FT.

Competitive match.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

MotD is on in ten minutes.

[Niall_Quinn]

http://i1035.photobucket.com/albums/a433/qwerty12343/maureen-idiot_zps52ee2e8e.jpg

[LDG]

Nobody likes to see a player injured.




Aparently RVC got injured today and will be out for a while.






:)

[Niall_Quinn]

Nobody likes to see a player injured.




Aparently RVC got injured today and will be out for a while.






:)

Apparently he's been utter shit and the Utd fans all wanted him benched. So probably bad news really.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shearer and Savage in the studio.

Chelsea and Burnley on first.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I got the impression from the BBC Ivanovic's goal came from Hazard runnnig from one end of the pitch to the other.

Scuffed goal from Ivanovic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ivanovic rolling about and then gets up.

:haha:

Pathetic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pearce saying you need to cheat to win trophies.

Can't think why people have such disdain for football.

[LDG]

Jonathan Peirce is all Harry Potter.

Poor Chelsea.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Matic hulked up.

It was a disgusting challenge from Barnes though.

[Letters]

:haha:

That should have been a pel for Chelsea on Costa

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ivanovic tried to stop the red card being shown? :haha:

Amazing that Barnes didn't even get a yellow.

[LDG]

Horrendous challenge tbf

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Genius sub Jose :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mee. :bow:

Doing Bertie proud.

Mourinho delayed bringing Cahill on so the corner could be taken. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That is utter shit from Ings.

[Niall_Quinn]

What the hell is all the fuss about that Ings bloke? Ever time I've seen him play he has been shit.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Matic hulked up.

It was a disgusting challenge from Barnes though.

He has nothing on http://giant.gfycat.com/SpotlessAdeptEider.gif

[Niall_Quinn]

30,33,43,69 :bow:

[LDG]

Fuck off Jose.

You silly old man.

Looks really old btw.

[Niall_Quinn]

If there is a terrorist attack tomorrow Jose should at least be dragged in for questioning.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Whatever happened to the Happy One?

Hard done by. :haha:

Poor little Chelsea.

[Niall_Quinn]

Never a pen, hit him on the shoulder.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dive by Costa.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

30,33,43,69 :bow:

69 isn't one of the valid lottery numbers.

Mourinho. :doh:

[LDG]

Dangerous. Naughty. And it's TERRIBLE!

And terrible.

And naughty.

And TERRIBLE!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He has nothing on http://giant.gfycat.com/SpotlessAdeptEider.gif

:haha:

"my client...BROCK LLLLLLESSSSSNNAARR".

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Shackell’s hands did touch Costa but it was hardly the sort of shove that would, for example, prevent a commuter from boarding a train.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/feb/21/chelsea-burnley-premier-league-match-report
:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Hardly touched him, complete overreaction by Matic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The ball fell on his arm. Well he caught it tbf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ings should be sacked for that. And then join Liverpool.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ah a tightly contested match on now.

[Letters]

30,33,43,69 :bow:

Lost :bow:

Tbf, Chelsea actually were hard done by today but, well, f*** 'em

:patrice:

[Niall_Quinn]

Poor chavs have been robbed by the mighty Burnley. If only the ref had judged everything their way (as usual) they might have pulled off a giant killing act.

Plus they were tired and don't have a big squad.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Anita. :doh:

Should have been the earliest sub in history.

[LDG]

Shearer is so bad

[Niall_Quinn]

Dive by Dzeko.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Get used to the bench Bony.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sure as hell not the way van Gaal taught Krull how to face pens :doh:

Lesbo has a new and even gayer haircut.

[Niall_Quinn]

Barcode's defence :haha:

That's crazy defending.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pocket battleship? :sick:

[LDG]

Gah! Why do i watch it!!? It winds me up sooooo much!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

John Carver. :lol:

Shearer reborn.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Time to revel in some genius.

[LDG]

Toure love in.

He is fucking shit against good teams.

Best city player is Augero. Streets ahead of anyone else.

[Niall_Quinn]

Utd loss coming up :popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That was a great block from Herrera on the line.

[Niall_Quinn]

Has Gomis signed for Utd?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RVP's shot went for a throw-in.

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

McNair is learning fast. Good dive.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good goal tbf.

Fluke though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

McNair is learning fast. Good dive.

Protecting his career tbf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

KI!!!!!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RVP. :rose:

Time to retire, old man.

Shelvey giving an assist to Gomis. Kind.

GOMIS!!!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

Ref didn't give Rooney anything for that dive! Was he paid?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Toure love in.

He is fucking shit against good teams.

Best city player is Augero. Streets ahead of anyone else.

It just depends on who is out for a few weeks.

"You see how they miss Silva, he makes them tick, creates, has that spark. He's their most important player"
"You see how they miss Aguero, that ability to get a goal from nowhere. On his day, when he's fit and firing he's their best player"
"You see how they miss Toure, he knits the team together. You see that drive, that power. On his day he's unstoppable and they miss him more than anyone else when he's not playing"
"You see how they miss Kompany, he's their rock, their leader, their talisman. When he's not there they miss that calming influence at the back"

[LDG]

Brody :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Rooney's first shot on target in 2015 :haha:

He's world class, there can be no doubt about it.

[LDG]

He was sensational for Madrid????????

Fuck off Savage.

They sold him because he's shite.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Savage is such an exasperated Man Utd fan. :lol:

And a dickhead.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We don't know much about them but what we do know is that they are well organised.

[Letters]

Rooney's first shot on target in 2015 :haha:

He's world class, there can be no doubt about it.

He got man of the match today.


Fact of the day: Robbie Savage gets paid to talk about football :ilt:

[Niall_Quinn]

Le Tiss :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

He got man of the match today.

Assuming that's a joke.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa - Stoke.

"Guardiola didnt have to start in the lower league did ee?"

"I left a legacy at Spurz".

I don't want Villa to go down for Rors' sake obviously but Sherwood makes it incredibly difficult.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fact of the day: Robbie Savage gets paid to talk about football

Assuming that's a joke.

[LDG]

Green commentating :banghead:

[Niall_Quinn]

Justice for the typical Orcish antics in the box.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sherwood wearing his coat under his clothes - very stylish.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Benteke may be a one season wonder in fairness.

[LDG]

Sherwood wearing his coat under his clothes - very stylish.

You see his bat vest?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sherwood looks like Michelin Man's competition.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Concrete Ron. :rose:

[LDG]

Benteke may be a one season wonder in fairness.

Yeah, but we should have signed him.

[Niall_Quinn]

You see his bat vest?

Haven't seen a full length shot yet, don't know if he's wearing his underpants over his bat trousers.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Three attempts, at home, against Stoke?

Wow.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shearer has cracked it.

Villa need to score goals and not concede them.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull - QPR? FFS I just want to watch our game and then crash out.

[Letters]

Shearer has cracked it.

Villa need to score goals and not concede them.
That's why he gets the big bucks :ilt:

[Niall_Quinn]

Hull - QPR? FFS I just want to watch our game and then crash out.

At least you'll get another chance to see why this is TBLitWtbf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good volley from Jelavic.

Came from route one football so it doesn't count though unfortunately.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

At least you'll get another chance to see why this is TBLitWtbf.

Super Duper Sunday is on its way.

[Letters]

Barton :lol:

Such a dick

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nietzsche: "Barton is a recalcitrant shithead".

[Niall_Quinn]

Barton :haha:

Ends up punching someone out while trying to calm things down.

[Munchies]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02_03/rvp_302x322.jpg

:pal:

[LDG]

You could get Barton every week.

What a cunt he is.

[Niall_Quinn]

tbf Barton was lucky not to lose a hand in that huge Hundredstone gut.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Brilliant save.

Green for England.

Then Green does what he does for England. :doh:

[LDG]

Green just did a Seaman, then got nailed :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Ferdinand playing Flappy Bird on his phone.

[LDG]

Mrs Doubtfire.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02_03/rvp_302x322.jpg

:pal:


#SAGA

[Munchies]

Ferdinand playing Flappy Bird on his phone.

If he wasn't doing that, he'd be a pundit on every channel out there. Like Savage.

:sick:

[LDG]

Hundredstone is so thick.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's hard to imagine that Steve Bruce used to play football.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Vieira. :bow:

Eight red cards.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Our glorious performance is on now.

[LDG]

Come on Arse!

[Niall_Quinn]

Our glorious performance is on now.

In our glorious away kit

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Motty telling it as it is, it was a pelanty.

Always rated him tbf.

[LDG]

Shut up Motson

[Niall_Quinn]

LOOOOOOL - They skipped the Ozil goal. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

GIROUD!!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Giroud the Executioner.

I prefer Big Sexy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Motson. :haha:

RETIRE!

[Niall_Quinn]

Ozil is just pure class.

[LDG]

What a goal!! Well, It would have been if he had scored.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sexy goal from Muzza.

[Niall_Quinn]

Overtime :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ospina doing a Hart tribute act. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Wenger was incredibly lucky to get away with it today.

[LDG]

He's soooooo sexy

[Niall_Quinn]

Ospina doing a Hart tribute act. :bow:

Don't think he's any better than Ches tbh

[LDG]

Fuck off Savage you cunt

[Niall_Quinn]

He's soooooo sexy

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/67/590x/secondary/174611.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

First contact is irrelevant, Savage. Whether the foul continues is what matters.

[Niall_Quinn]

What about Ozil's goal you wankers? Was that not a significant moment in the match? BBC, such a joke.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Where's the cue ball going?!

[Injury Time]

Switched it off with Ballachers Opening analysis "both goals dubious..." just fuck off you cunts

[Niall_Quinn]

Welbeck is offside - maybe. So what about the disallowed Ozil goal where he was ONSIDE?

Cunts!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I don't think I will watch Sunderland entertain us all.

[Injury Time]

I don't think I will watch Sunderland entertain us all.

:gp::sleep:

[Niall_Quinn]

I don't think I will watch Sunderland entertain us all.

You'll miss out on all the diving and moaning and playacting, you fool!

[Niall_Quinn]

Pulis has "seen old women in the street take more contact than that". So now we know what he gets up to in his free time.

[Asthmatic Kitty]

Did anyone get Lineker's little riddle at the end of MOTD? "well our number's up, that's 19 in 7 in 85 - see if you can work it out."
Little bit driving me mad.

[Asthmatic Kitty]

19 goals in 7 games, but 85? Hmmm....

edit: 85 minutes. Yay.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

mourinho with some gibrish about minute 30, 33, 46 and 69.

odd.

it's fair to say they were hard done by today, but frankly it's the kind of refereeing decisions that go against us countless times

Match of the Day are a disgrace, taking their cues from Mourinho

[AFC Leveller]

Pulis has "seen old women in the street take more contact than that". So now we know what he gets up to in his free time.

:lol: you can picture him running around after OAPs with his cap on.

[AFC Leveller]

I like John Carver, he says pelanty.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho is going to be on Goals on Sunday. :sarcy:

He is surely going to say more than just mumbling some numbers for 120 minutes.

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Poor old James Beattie, he was supposed to be on today, bumped him off for Jack Dee.

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First question is about the Special One press conference.

Jesus.

[GP]

mourinho with some gibrish about minute 30, 33, 46 and 69.

odd.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-cBQY2CEAAMyDC.jpg

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First game up, Chelsea - Burnley. :lol:

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Mourinho not saying anything. :rolleyes:

Twat.

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Ah fair enough, now he is crying.

:haha:

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Tottenham: Lloris, Walker, Dier, Vertonghen, Rose, Bentaleb, Mason, Lamela, Dembele, Townsend, Kane.

West Ham: Adrian, Jenkinson, Tomkins, Reid, Cresswell, Song, Noble, Kouyate, Downing, Sakho, Valencia.

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Ben Shephard is pathetic, Mourinho asking when a decision went for Chelsea and he can't come up with a response.

Just show a collage of Ramires.

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And they show a collection of decisions supposedly going against Chelsea. :lol:

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Mourinho is right with Diego Costa's incidents being described as crimes but that was only Redknapp wasn't it?

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He's cracking up. :haha:

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He has completely lost it. :rose:

Ranting high pitched about how many games ban Barnes should get.

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Live TV programme 30 minute meltdown. :lol:

At least Rafa held his in a press conference.

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"The Diego Costa penalty story started on day one of the season. He should have had a penalty against Burnley in the first game of the season and he got booked for a dive. We have this history since day one. I remember one decision all season that went our way and that was a doubtful one.

"I am risking my place in the dugout for the [League Cup] final by having this discussion. I cannot go too far. But the reality is that week after week we are having these decisions [against us]. Football is football, but I think it is too much. I think my players don't deserve that. Yesterday I was calm in the press conference but my players are not getting the respect they deserve."

This was him at his calmest.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

How about Cahill only being booked for the tackle on Sanchez?

Or the decisions last season in our game; Eto'o not being sent off for a tackle to the knee and not getting a penalty?

Or Ramires and Matic getting away with foul after foul every single game?

Or the bullshit about how Costa "didn't mean" to stamp on two players in one game. Or the way he tries to gouge players eyes, which happened on Skrtel as well.

Kammy and Ben fucking Shephard though. Hardly Paxman and Frost is it.

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"I am not attacking the honesty, the dignity of anyone. I am not trying to - and in this country you love this sentence - 'bring the game into disrepute.' I am trying to be honest.

"If we are in a normal situation when decision sometimes go for us, sometimes go against us, we could be five points clear, we could be 12. It could be 12 points."

:haha:

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"Football is about emotions and clearly Nemanja Matic had a reason to lose his emotions," says Mourinho. "What are the consequences of his push, nothing. The consequence for Matic from the tackle? It could be the end of his career. A criminal tackle.

"If you call Diego Costa's actions against Liverpool a crime, the minimum you have to say is this is a criminal tackle. As an institution Sky did not apologise to Chelsea, to Costa, or to me.

"Diego Costa has a three-match ban. Matic will probably get three. You tell me how many games you think they deserve?"

Cahill needs arresting too then, as CiBIg mentions.

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Seems to me that Mourinho has come on this precisely so he can rant like a loon. He has no interest in discussing anything else seemingly.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Or Cahill against Hull this season? Only a booking. Probably a red. And then not getting sent off for his dive?

Costa should have got more than 3 games. Cahill should have had at least 3. And Matic's reaction is still a 3 game ban, despite whatever happened before.

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Come on Fat Sam. :bow:

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Good save from Adrian to deny Bentaleb's long ranger.

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Our game on now.

Mourinho talking about Arsenal. :lol:

Time for another meltdown.

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In fairness, Mourinho could have fooled me for being an Arsenal supporter there. Basically can't understand why we aren't at or around the top of the table.

Although we know the answer to that - WUMger. :bow:

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Spuds 0-1 'Ammers, WIL.E COYOTE!!!!

[Globalgunner]

Spammers well up for this game. their coach has obviously got them geed up for this derby. Unlike some
Spammers 1-0 Kouyate!!!

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Corporal Jenks clearing. :bow:

Vertonghen's volley. :haha:

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Rose clears it. :lol:

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Spuds fortunate to get away with that.

Mason fires one wide.

[Globalgunner]

Lloris doing the Benny Hill intro routine.
Lucky

[Globalgunner]

Ryan Mason with his umpteenth long range shot. Someone must have kidded him that he`s good at it

[Niall_Quinn]

This is why Maureen had to run out of Spain branded the "enemy of football". That's exactly what he is in every sense.

Leaving aside his cynical disregard for the way the game is played, here he is requesting national air time and using it to rant for almost an hour. Behind the scenes the usual suspects from the media are in a feeding frenzy. In the Daily Mail you have an ex-ref Poll criticising a serving ref, insisting Maureen shouldn't be punished for this post match circus and then going as far as to hint about corruption. This is pretty amazing. When fans say these things they are instantly consigned to the conspiracy theory rubbish bin. Everyone knows there's no way there could possibly be corruption in the English game - because we're British FFS and who would even bother with corruption in a £5billion industry full of Russian oligarchs, oil drenched Arabs and Harry Redknapp? It's ridiculous to suggest it. Unless Maureen is on the receiving end of a few decisions. Then it's a different story and the wailing of the whores can be heard ringing across the hills.

Surely Maureen is getting kicked out of football for this latest episode?

[Globalgunner]

Dumbele is crap. Cant believe many wanted him here 3 years ago including myself. he`ll likely be heaved off for Erikssen at HT. Pity he screws up the Spuds game nicely

[Globalgunner]

Spuds0-1 Spammers
C`mon West Ham. You can do it
Sophisticated Sam:bow: