This Weekend's Fixtures (21/22 Mar).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Can and Mignolet. :haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

That fan behind Rodgers :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aimless hoofing from Liverpool now really.

[Niall_Quinn]

WTF has happened to Di Maria? The bloke can't kick a ball.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Time running out.

I'll take one of Ballotelli's backside right now. :(

[Niall_Quinn]

What happened to Lambert? Surely a better option that that waster Balotelli?

Still no booking for Shrek. He's immune.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fellaini is easily Utd's best player. Sad but true.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Four added minutes.

[AFC Leveller]

Di maria the new downing without the crossing bit

[Niall_Quinn]

Balotelli really is a thief.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Man Utd.

[Niall_Quinn]

Diving bastard.

[AFC Leveller]

Pel.for man use

Shrek to take the plaudits

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Pelanty to United.

Oh well, it was optimistic as it was.

Can isn't a CB and it shows.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wazza has it saved!

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

That cunt shrek steals the pen from Mata.

Missed!

Serves you right you useless cunt.

[AFC Leveller]

Lol shrek is so shit

[Master Splinter]

I was going to say Can has been terrible just before he committed that latest act of idiocy.

[Niall_Quinn]

When is this Rooney myth going to burst? 10 years now living on past (not so glorious) glories.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fight fight fight!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 1-2 Man Utd, FT.

Liverpool. :lol:

Done over by Captain Fantastic again.

[Niall_Quinn]

FT those cunts pub another win with the help of the great Stevie Me.

Skittle will probably get a red for that when it's reviewed.

[Master Splinter]

Shrek to get MOTM anyway because he had the bravery and honesty to take the pelanty?

[AFC Leveller]

That was a stamp

Ban plz. Skirt to miss our game hopefully

[The Emirates Gallactico]

United still only a point behind.

Got no room for any fuckups in two weeks against Pool.

[Master Splinter]

Has to be 3-match ban for Squirtle.

Or would the FA really be that hypocritical and inconsistent?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Oh well hopefully Chelsea lose to cheer me up.

[AFC Leveller]

Costa got banned for that stamp on skirt so skirt should be banned now

[Niall_Quinn]

Or would the FA really be that hypocritical and inconsistent?

Ask an obvious question...

[The Emirates Gallactico]

We go again.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Costa was banned for the stamp on Can, not on Skrtel.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

a question that arises from this game

How bad do we have to be for either of those sides to finish above us?

And stop calling it a pelanty!!!

[AFC Leveller]

Pele was on the pitch today longer than stevie lo

[Niall_Quinn]

a question that arises from this game

How bad do we have to be for either of those sides to finish above us?

And stop calling it a pelanty!!!

A pub win still gets 3 points though and Utd have been on a 3 month lock in. They'll need a liver transplant by the end of this run.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pele was on the pitch today longer than stevie lo

He wasn't as impotent either.

[Globalgunner]

Ok . Lets go over to the KC stadium, hopefully for some sunshine.
C`mon you useless Tigers

[Niall_Quinn]

Somebody get Carrick a tissue FFS!

[AFC Leveller]

Ok . Lets go over to the KC stadium, hopefully for some sunshine.
C`mon you useless Tigers

0-3 imo

Steve Bruce aka Mrs doubtfire will bend over for maureen today as usual and will tell us how it is difficult it is against top class players.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carragher reading Gerrard's Career Eulogy.

I have a tear in my eye.






Caused by laughter.

45 seconds. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

I think what Carragher meant to say was - unprofessional.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Too right Henry. You'll remember his throughballs from 2004 and 2006 instead.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stevie Me interview. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

To give him his due at least he's come out for the interview. Looks like a naughty schoolboy.

[Master Splinter]

Costa was banned for the stamp on Can, not on Skrtel.

Never said he wasn't.

[Niall_Quinn]

COME ON HULL!!!!!

tbf Hull have always been my second team.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Never said he wasn't.

Never said you did.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull: McGregor, Dawson, Bruce, McShane, Elmohamady, Livermore, Meyler, Ramirez, Robertson, N'Doye, Hernandez.
Subs: Rosenior, Davies, Brady, Sagbo, Harper, Aluko, Quinn.

Chelsea: Courtois, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Luis, Fabregas, Matic, Willian, Ramires, Hazard, Costa.
Subs: Cech, Zouma, Oscar, Remy, Cuadrado, Azpilicueta, Loftus-Cheek.

[Master Splinter]

It's always about Stevie Me.

He'll go on all the talk shows now during his extended break, do some punditry and generally attempt to garner sympathy from all the accommodating suck-ups who worship at his Phil Collins-emblazoned shrine.

[Master Splinter]

So just to sum up:

Stevie Me :haha: :haha:.

Brentan 'Lipstick' Rodgers :haha:.

Anfield atmosphere :haha:.

YNWA :haha:.

Phil Thompson :haha:.

Cilla Black :haha:.

Sonia :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Not enough power. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

It's always about Stevie Me.

He'll go on all the talk shows now during his extended break, do some punditry and generally attempt to garner sympathy from all the accommodating suck-ups who worship at his Phil Collins-emblazoned shrine.

The great I Am's fucked up big time today. Stevie Me's contribution speaks for itself. And Shrek grabbing the ball for the pen do deny Mata his hattrick and then missing it, fucking superb. What a cunt that bloke is.

[Niall_Quinn]

Michael Oliver reffing so it's not a nailed on win for the dirty chavs.

[Master Splinter]

Ramires pass completion: 23%.

Ramires key passes: 0

Ramires shots: 0

Ramires foul completion: 102%.

Ramires key smashed ankles: 4

[Master Splinter]

Hull should borrow Mourinho's bus for today. If Bruce has watched Chelsea play, he should know they barely create chances anymore. Apart from corners and freak bobbles off shins and knees.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull 0-1 Chelsea, Hazard.

Fluked it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuck off.

[Master Splinter]

Piss off Hull you morons.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Come on QPR ffs.

[Niall_Quinn]

Just 88 mins of the grovelling commentator saying azzah to endure now.

[Niall_Quinn]

How dumb is that bloke Hernandes? A mile offside and he makes a straight run.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QPR: Green, Isla, Onuoha, Caulker, Yun, Phillips, Sandro, Barton, Hoilett, Zamora, Austin.
Subs: Ferdinand, Hill, McCarthy, Kranjcar, Henry, Vargas, Taarabt.

Everton: Howard, Coleman, Jagielka, Stones, Baines, McCarthy, Gibson, Osman, Lennon, Lukaku, Kone.
Subs: Robles, Naismith, Besic, Barkley, Browning, Garbutt, Alcaraz.

Referee: Jonathan Moss (W Yorkshire)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hernandez you idiot!

[Master Splinter]

Hernandez you retard.

[Niall_Quinn]

Hernandes - the chavs best player by a mile so far. What a useless cunt.

[LDG]

Hernandez you cunt

[Niall_Quinn]

How much do these kids get paid to pretend to be footballers?

[Globalgunner]

"Aint no sunshine when its Hull.
Only darkness everyday"

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull 0-2 Chelsea, Diego Costa.

Well done Hernandez.

[Niall_Quinn]

Players should be killed for playing the square ball when there's a forward pass available. That cunt Livermore could have been positive without much more effort, but he chose negative, ball was lost, 2-0. Useless cunt.

[Niall_Quinn]

That Hernandez bloke? Really?

[LDG]

Steve Bruce's sides are so unapologetic about being ill prepared and shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cahill booked.

[Niall_Quinn]

Scrotehill booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Courtois saves from N'Doye's freekick.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuck off courtwat

[Niall_Quinn]

Hernandez is incredibly poor. What's the criteria for playing the in PL these days? First come first served?

[Niall_Quinn]

Hernandez must be on some equal opportunity program because he's a fucking retard.

[AFC Leveller]

i said it before the game, hull aill lose by a big margin because that what steve doubtfire does.

useless fuckers almost snatched the fa cup from us last season as well so duck em twice.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QPR 0-1 Everton, Coleman.

[Master Splinter]

Michael Dawson is one of the worst defenders of any era.

Why doesn't Roy pick him?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I can't listen to Smudger slobbering all over Chelsea.

[Niall_Quinn]

Michael Dawson is one of the worst defenders of any era.

Why doesn't Roy pick him?

I don't think he picks players whose name he can say without making everyone laugh.

[Niall_Quinn]

What a foul by Cahill. Nothing given :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

PL corners :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull 1-2 Chelsea, Elmohamady! :bow:

[AFC Leveller]

Dull have one back

come on DULL

[Niall_Quinn]

GET IN!

Been all Hull tbf.

[WMUG]

What a goal! Come on Hull!

[AFC Leveller]

2-2

lollllll

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull 2-2 Chelsea, HERNANDEZ!!!!

Courtois. :haha:

OMG.

[AFC Leveller]

maureen about to have a heart attack

[Niall_Quinn]

HERNANDEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a player!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2-2 :haha:

Courtwat :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

He's no Mignolet.

[WMUG]

COURTOIS!!! :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Courtois :haha: :haha:.

Great assist.

Chewsea :haha:.

[Niall_Quinn]

DON'T SIT BACK - KEEP GOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AFC Leveller]

Couldnty be happier. Dull are my favourite team TBF.

Muareee looks gutted.

[Niall_Quinn]

Maureen :haha:

Doesn't even have a cancer patient in range to assault.

[Master Splinter]

I'm actually surprised Hernandez put that away.

Hull have been the better team. Chelsea's imperious defense has been awlful.

[AFC Leveller]

PL is coming home.

Believe.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

> checks BBC football update .... Chelsea 2 - 0 up within minutes.
> Meh going to be one of those days.
> Switches of Laptop

*20 minutes later*

> Gets bombarded with texts
> 2 - 2 now

WTF

Come on you Tigers!!!

[Master Splinter]

Couldnty be happier. Dull are my favourite team TBF.

Muareee looks gutted.

Muareee :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramires nearly fucks it up and presents it to Ramirez.

[Niall_Quinn]

Hull 5 attempts on target to the chav's 2 :haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Is this the start of something special lads ...........


Chelsea are pulling an Arsenal here.

[AFC Leveller]

I'm actually surprised Hernandez put that away.

Hull have been the better team. Chelsea's imperious defense has been awlful.

I think Hull have put in some really good croses in and Chewsea havent done much about from those freak goals.

come on Dull.

[Niall_Quinn]

I'm actually surprised Hernandez put that away.

Hull have been the better team. Chelsea's imperious defense has been awlful.

It has taken him 5 months to randomly hit one in but thank fuck today is the day.

[AFC Leveller]

Muaree :bow:.

:lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Costa's dive :haha:

Linesman laughs at him.

[Niall_Quinn]

Chavs around the ref again. Scumbags.

[AFC Leveller]

Paul Mcshane, is he really a PL footballer?

[AFC Leveller]

Run at cahil he is on a yellow and looks nervous.

[Niall_Quinn]

If only Hull weren't so incredibly shit the chavs would be taking a battering today. They are nowhere in this game.

[AFC Leveller]

Chavs last 3 PL games of the season at against Us, Man ure and Liverpool.....

[WMUG]

Chavs around the ref again. Scumbags.

Tbf I think that time it was the captain and Ramires to translate for Costa.

[Niall_Quinn]

Shoot!

:doh:

Don't shoot! Ever :doh:

[Master Splinter]

Paul Mcshane, is he really a PL footballer?

He was great in Deadwood and Lovejoy.

[Niall_Quinn]

Tbf I think that time it was the captain and Ramires to translate for Costa.

Let's not be fair about it then.

[AFC Leveller]

Gaston doing a couple of nutmegs already, nice to see instead of hoofing.

[Master Splinter]

Chavs last 3 PL games of the season at against Us, Man ure and Liverpool.....

It's coming home tbf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramirez panicked.

[Niall_Quinn]

OMG that Gaston bloke. What a carthorse.

[Master Splinter]

Gaston is shit.

Hull getting too excited and rushing everything when there's time. One of these idiots will launch into a red card challenge soon.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Freekick to Hull.

:popcorn:

[Niall_Quinn]

Chavs are all over the place.

Should be a yellow for Ivanovic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Deflects for a corner.

[Niall_Quinn]

Why oh why did they let Gaston take that?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea have lost their minds.

[Niall_Quinn]

Livermore :doh:

Jesus what was that?

Maureen has stomped off :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull 2-2 Chelsea, HT. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

HT 2-2 :haha:

All Hull.

[AFC Leveller]

Maureen the attention seking c**** walks down early to grab all the attention.

[Master Splinter]

LOLtastic day so far with El Cuntico to come.

Mental back-alley street rules football :bow:.

[Munchies]

So.. the title then?

..

:getcoat:

[AFC Leveller]

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/512/mcs/media/images/81830000/jpg/_81830576_stats.jpg

[AFC Leveller]

so thats 10 men psg, saints and hull all dominating the the chavs and hopefully Hull get a result

[AFC Leveller]

LOLtastic day so far with El Cuntico to come.

Mental back-alley street rules football :bow:.

expect copious amount of cheating in that one. Alba, Suarez, Pepe, Bale, Penaldo etc.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Hull. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

expect copious amount of cheating in that one. Alba, Suarez, Pepe, Bale, Penaldo etc.

Who knows what Cheatiano Rolmedo will do if Bale scores or doesn't pass to him every time. Hilarious fun for all the family guaranteed.

[Niall_Quinn]

We all know what happens now. Ramires and Willian to do what they do best and azza to go flying at the other end.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Agent Fabregas. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Gash blasts it wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull have remembered who they are.

Livermore and Diego Costa scroting it up.

[Niall_Quinn]

Should have been red for Costa. He should get a ban if that is reviewed.

[Niall_Quinn]

It's such a huge handicap to have Livermore and Gaston in your team. Hull deserve a lot of credit for managing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Willian with a defensive dive. Impressive.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fucking cheat Willian.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gaston, appalling.

[AFC Leveller]

ramires dive.

[Niall_Quinn]

They're targeting Livermore for a red. Every chav near him is hitting the deck.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well defended by Hull. And by that I just mean a group of players throwing themselves at the ball.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oscar, the diving, fouling, cheating machine, on for Ramires.

[AFC Leveller]

Incest comes on, City of God comes off.

[Niall_Quinn]

WTF?

Courtois saves the 3 times. Unreal.

[Master Splinter]

Piss off Courtois.

Hull :doh:.

[AFC Leveller]

all shots at him but commentators make it sound like he did something special.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Double save from Courtois.

[AFC Leveller]

body check, obstruction, refs waves play on.

[Master Splinter]

N'Doye has been triffic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QPR 1-1 Everton, Vargas.

[Niall_Quinn]

I'm not 100% convinced this chav team is better than the Invincibles or that Costa Dixie Dean is going to get 173 goals this season.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Livermore. :haha:

What was that?

[Master Splinter]

Livermore you useless cretin.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa off, Remy on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Why does Livermore waste is energy?

[Niall_Quinn]

Some temp called Remy coming on. I remember when he used to have a career.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull 2-3 Chelsea, Remy.

Are you kidding me?

[Master Splinter]

McGregor :doh:.

[Munchies]

SHIT FUCKING BRIBED KEEPER

[Niall_Quinn]

Great keeping. Now that fluke will be used to make out Maureen is some sort of van Gaal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

QPR 1-2 Everton, Lennon.

Willian off, Zouma on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Meyler, Ramirez and Robertson off, Brady, Aluko and Quinn on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Meyler, Ramirez and Robertson off, Brady, Aluko and Quinn on.

Me :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Does anyone have a feed with a really loud volume? I can barely hear Smith's endless azzah cocksucking.

[adzzzbatch]

:sick:

[Niall_Quinn]

Come on Hull. If there's any justice they'll nick one.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bah, this is prime gypo territory now. Bore out the last few minutes, dive every time somebody comes near them.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Matic, awful challenge.

Booked.

[Niall_Quinn]

Should have been red for Matic. Classic red card, double footed from behind.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Four added minutes.

[Niall_Quinn]

Clearly a corner. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Horrendous ball in from Elmohamady.

[Niall_Quinn]

Hull have 3 more mins to figure out that hoisting high balls to Courtois is a bad tactic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull 2-3 Chelsea, FT.

Scrotes profiting agan.

[Master Splinter]

McGregor you fucktard.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dirty chavs. Stole that one. However if they keep playing like that it surely has to catch up with them.

[Niall_Quinn]

Stupid cunt of a commentator thinks the Maureen sub made the difference. I'm sure he sent him on with instructions to try to make the keeper throw it in his own net.

[Master Splinter]

3 shots on target 3 goals for Chelsea.

The new Manchester United.

[Niall_Quinn]

Looks like they're airbrushing the keeper's contribution to Remy's low quality effort. Turns out it's more about Maureen's brilliance and Remy's finest game for the chavs than anything else.

[Master Splinter]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAtIi0VW8AAMFB4.jpg

:haha:


Almost as good as Steve Claridge: 97658 matches played.

Or Andrew Castle: Former British Number 1.

Or Barry Cowan: Played tennis. We think.

[selassie]

Chavs stumbling there way to the title. Standard in PL has really dropped.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAtIi0VW8AAMFB4.jpg

:haha:


Almost as good as Steve Claridge: 97658 matches played.

Or Andrew Castle: Former British Number 1.

Or Barry Cowan: Played tennis. We think.

That's Andrew Castle: Mixed doubles semi-finalist

And Barry Cowan: Once took two sets off Pete Sampras whilst he was hungover.

[Niall_Quinn]

I had no idea the Utd performance was so brilliant. Even when they were winning titles they didn't come to Anfield and play as well as this, according to Neville.

I thought this was one of the worst Utd teams in history, a team that thrives on hoofing balls to a loo brush. Will teach me to trust my lying eyes.

[Master Splinter]

I had no idea the Utd performance was so brilliant. Even when they were winning titles they didn't come to Anfield and play as well as this, according to Neville.

I thought this was one of the worst Utd teams in history, a team that thrives on hoofing balls to a loo brush. Will teach me to trust my lying eyes.

Gary Neville is an idiot in every respect in fairness to him.

[Master Splinter]

That's Andrew Castle: Mixed doubles semi-finalist

And Barry Cowan: Once took two sets off Pete Sampras whilst he was hungover.



Andross Townsend: 6 appearances on ITV1.

Greg Rusedski: Dancing On Ice Last 16

Niall_Quinn: 5 posts quoted.

Cripps: Won the internet 79 times.

[Ralpheroo72]

Pity fist face couldn't get Hull to hold on for the draw.

[Letters]

Only just seen that Gerrard only came on at half time and thus got sent off after about 30 seconds.
:rimshot:

:lol:

[Letters]

Gerrard's performance today:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkJehlr1tEw[/url]

[GP]

Only just seen that Gerrard only came on at half time and thus got sent off after about 30 seconds.
:rimshot:

:lol:

That's just his pashun, innit?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gerrard. :bow:

On he comes. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Off he goes. :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

A few United selfies taken at Anfield yesterday. I trust Redcafe have poured scorn over that. :coffee:

[AFC Leveller]

Skirt has been charged by the FA so hopefully he misses our game.

Just hope none of our players come back injured.

[Thierrymon]

Skirt has been charged by the FA so hopefully he misses our game.

Just hope none of our players come back injured.

Fingers crossed. He has scored a few against us over the years.

[AFC Leveller]

Fingers crossed. He has scored a few against us over the years.

He is their rock at the back and makes them much better. id fancy our chances against Sakho and Toure/Can/Lovren.

[Marc Overmars]

Skrtel has been banned.

Misses our game. Good stuff.

[GP]

Squirtle :haha:

Charmander :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Bulbasaur was the best of that trio.







Said no one ever.

[GP]

Yeah but he evolves into Venusaur eventually.

[Letters]

I wish I was cool like you guys :(

[Master Splinter]

Bulbasaur was my first starter Pokemon.

Sux to b me.