El Clásico, Barcelona vs Real Madrid, 20:00 GMT, SS1/SS5 (22/03/15)

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Important one tbf. :popcorn:

[Marc Overmars]

Barca to destroy them and send Ancelotti and crybaby Ronaldo packing.

4-1.

[Master Splinter]

Modric being back should improve Real's chances, but if Barca can play like they have recently and be efficient in taking some of their 87 chances, they should win.

3-1.

And Ronaldo to cry.

It will be a complete cunt-off between some of the biggest cunts in the game though.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ronaldo to grab the ball and go home.

[Master Splinter]

Barcelona: Bravo: Alves, Pique, Mathieu, Alba; Rakitic, Mascherano, Iniesta; Messi, Suarez, Neymar.

Real Madrid: Casillas; Carvajal, Pepe, Ramos, Marcelo; Kroos, Modrić, Isco; Bale, Ronaldo, Benzema.

[AFC Leveller]

Plenty of quality on show but the thuggery and blatant cheating will dominate the game.

Pipe to kick someone in the head and go down holding his foot.

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Sky's programme is on now. :popcorn:

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Balague, Clichy and Song in the studio?!

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Henry. :bow:

Hope he took that opportunity in an empty stadium to bump Shreeves off.

[Munchies]

Clichy? Song? :haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Hope NQ's around for this. Could use some of his usual Marketing and Barcunts praise during this game.

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Too much hugging in the tunnel.

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Singing the Barca song a cappella. :lol:

Looks a bit good there.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

A hammering, please.

Don't care who to.

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Here we go. :popcorn:

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Ronaldo runs down a blind alley.

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Iniesta pulls it back, deflects on to Rakitic's head.

Iniesta is injured.

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Messi with the nutmeg again! :haha:

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Benzema shoots, way wide.

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Neymar. :lol:

The first rollabout of the match.

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Ronaldo hits the bar!

[Master Splinter]

There were three straight cards for Cordoba in their 3-1 defeat at Real Sociedad. :haha:

Moyes up to ninth :bow:.

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Messi header, miles wide.

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Barcelona 1-0 Marketing, MATHIEU!!!!

:haha:

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Messi assist. :faint:

[AFC Leveller]

Pepe determined to kill someone

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Messi freekick, deflects for a corner.

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Shane Daly: If Messi does come to the Premier League, we will see how good he is, 38 hard games. Ronaldo did it vou ery well, Messi wouldn't cope.

Proved nothing until you prove it at the Britannia.

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Mathieu wants to score from both ends seemingly.

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Suarez hacks down Pepe, booked.

Pepe will rip his head off if he has the chance.

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What was Suarez complaining about? :haha:

As blatant as it gets.

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Neymar just dropped the Ashes.

What a miss.

[Master Splinter]

Neymar :haha:.

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Barcelona 1-1 Marketing, Ronaldo.

Great play.

Neymar. :haha:

[Munchies]

Neymar :lol:

[Munchies]

Ronaldoooooooo :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Once again:

Neymar :haha: :haha:.

[Niall_Quinn]

First of all - yet again, like he does every time, Neymar proves he's shit.

Next - fuck it, wanker has scored, what a shame.

[Munchies]

Bale would wreck Neymar in a fight

sit down

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Throwing a barrel at him is cheating.

Pepe literally dead.

0 people come rushing over. Or walking over. Or barely look :lol:

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Ronaldo booked for diving.

:haha:

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World Player of the Year, Ladies and Gentleman.

[AFC Leveller]

Ronaldo with a horrendous dive

[Munchies]

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

Ronaldo :haha:.

What a scumbag.

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Great tackle from Pique.

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Send him off!

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Disallowed goal for Bale.

Horrendous decision!

:haha:

[Munchies]

Shit refs

[Master Splinter]

Campaign against Real Madrid :bow:.

Barca have been rubbish.

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Neymar with the defensive header, Pique going for an overhead kick. :unsure:

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Ronaldo hammers it, Bravo tips it over.

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What a miss from Bale!

[AFC Leveller]

It was an offside against ronaldo not bale

Correct decision

[Master Splinter]

Bale :haha:.

This is a pub-fest.

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Sergio Ramos booked. Probably his 2094894894th red card of his career coming up.

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1-1 HT.

Barca a bit shit.

[Munchies]

Song/Clichy analysis :popcorn:


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:ilt:

[GP]

Does anyone like Ronaldo?

Horrendous human being.

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Better Song than Savage.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Song whispering ........ does he realise we're meant to hear him.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Clichy commenting on poor defensive positioning :haha::haha:

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Looks onside to me.

Anyway. :lol:

[AFC Leveller]

Clichy should take some of his own advice

[Master Splinter]

I wonder if the Barca players even know Song played for them.

[Globalgunner]

Clichy commenting on poor defensive positioning :haha::haha:

I`d be more inclined to believe what he might have to say on particle physics than on defending which he clearly knows nothing about.

Barca as usual not up for the fight. The only way to beat RM is to first beat them to the tackle. They are purely a counter-attacking team. Dont lose the ball.

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Neymar runs for a bit, then flops down.

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I wonder if the Barca players even know Song played for them.

http://i.imgur.com/SLrpxYB.gif

[Munchies]

WHat a move that was

[Niall_Quinn]

Great effort by Benzedrine, good save too. Some proper football :bow:

[Munchies]

I wonder if the Barca players even know Song played for them.

:lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Neymar shouldn't bother getting up, the 1% of time he spends on his feet isn't worth it.

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Modric booked, trips Messi.

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Barcelona 2-1 Marketing, Suarez!!!

:bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Hell of a goal.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

For such a big game, the crowd don't look very happy when Barca score.

[Niall_Quinn]

Thought that was Messi from the first touch and finish.

[Globalgunner]

Dracula bites!!!!!

[Master Splinter]

Route one :bow:.

[GP]

Get in!

[Niall_Quinn]

Ronaldo might be getting a red here.

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Mascherano booked. :lol:

Pathetic reaction after he tried wiping Ronaldo out.

Sergio Ramos with the Coquelin tribute act.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dive by Mascherano. That's ridiculous. Ref got it right.

[Munchies]

Mascherano :haha:

cunt!

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Iniesta with a grazed elbow somehow.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sad dive by Suarez.

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Iniesta the thug.

Set-piece goals and long balls forward.

The transformation to a pub team is complete.

[Master Splinter]

Disgusting from Iniesta.

[Niall_Quinn]

Who couldn't have guessed that Neymar would end up on the ground?

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What a run from Neymar!

Sadly sends the ball back to Madrid.

[Niall_Quinn]

Neymar :haha:

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What's Neymar up to?

Dani Alves booked.

[Master Splinter]

Neymar is worse than Gervais.

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Pepe off, Varane on.

Messi combs it wide.

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Neymar. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Neymar :haha: :haha:.

Wrong option from Messi though.

[Niall_Quinn]

Holy shit, just how bad is Neymar? Has anyone run the numbers on this piece of crap?

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Rakitic off, Busquets on.

[Globalgunner]

Neymar is full of shit. They need to stop passing to him

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Messi shot, blocked.

Getting in to the game a lot more now.

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Benzema shot, deflects, Bravo saves!

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Dani Alves rolling about now.

Jesus christ.

:haha:

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Iniesta off, Old Man Xavi on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Alves tickled to death. Effective defending though, just hit the deck and wait for the ref.

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Isco off, Jese on.

[Master Splinter]

Why hasn't a black hole opened up on the pitch to suck up all these cunts into an eternal abyss where they are endlessly tortured?

[Niall_Quinn]

Why hasn't a black hole opened up on the pitch to suck up all these cunts into an eternal abyss in which they are endlessly tortured?

The devil hates them.

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Suarez fires it across goal, wisely avoided playing it to Neymar.

Neymar hauled off, Rafinha on.

[Globalgunner]

Neymar off. having a stinker anyway

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What a save from Casillas to deny Jordi Alba!

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Casillas saves from Messi!

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Modric off, Lucas Silva on.

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Three added minutes.

[Master Splinter]

Suarez has been woeful too.

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Barcelona 2-1 Marketing, FT!

Marketing. :haha:

Ancelotti. :wave:

[Globalgunner]

If not for Neymar, could have been a proper humping

[Master Splinter]

Marketing :haha:.

Ronaldo :haha:.

Bale :haha:.

Sportsmanship :haha:.

[GP]

LOLnaldo :haha:

Gareth Fail :haha:

[Marc Overmars]

Another game between these 2 laden with blatant cheating and gamesmanship. A hateful bunch.

Ancelotti. :wave: