This Weekend's Fixtures (18/19 April).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Saturday, 18th April 2015
Crystal Palace v West Brom, 15:00
Everton v Burnley, 15:00
Leicester v Swansea, 15:00
Stoke v Southampton, 15:00
Chelsea v Man Utd, 17:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Sunday, 19th April 2015
Man City v West Ham, 13:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Newcastle v Tottenham, 16:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

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As it stands:

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Our game clashing with Chelsea - Man Utd. :doh:

Still haven't got over that.

[Marc Overmars]

Come on Chelsea, I guess.

Cunts.

[AFC Leveller]

The title is too far from us and our immediate threat is man ure. They have beaten two of their direct rivals recently and ha e momentum. A chelsea win would be great for us and would mean we don't have to win at OT in a few weeks time (providing we win our next few games).

Can see a draw though.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Yep, title is all but gone now with the chavs ridiculous win over QPR (thanks a lot of Green :rolleyes). Whatever little hope there was evaporated after that, so it's probably for the best to hope to see Chelsea thrash Utd to give us some breathing room for second.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Merse doesn't think Mourinho will be literally parking the bus like against Liverpool last season. :unsure:

[Master Splinter]

After having most of their squad fully fit recently and being on an impressive run of form, United would of course have four important players out just as they face Chelsea.

Chelsea have one player injured at the most at any time. And he'll be back in time for next week. They signed a deal with Satan's horse placenta dealer. These horrific cunts are immune to everything.

It's almost certain that half our team will pick up injuries today and we'll go into the Chelsea game with the traditional 10+ players dead.

[Master Splinter]

Crystal Palace: Speroni; Ward, Delaney, Dann, Ledley; Bolasie, Jedinak, McArthur, Zaha; Puncheon; Murray.
Subs: Hennessey, Hangeland, Kelly, Souare, Ameobi, Gayle, Sanogo.

West Brom: Myhill, Dawson, McAuley, Lescott, Brunt, Gardner, Fletcher, Yacob, Morrison, Berahino, Anichebe.
Subs: Rose, Wisdom, Olsson, Baird, McManaman, Sessegnon, Ideye.

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Everton: Howard, Baines, Jagielka, Stones, Coleman, Barry, McCarthy, Mirallas, Barkley, Lennon, Kone.
Subs: Joel, McGeady, Lukaku, Naismith, Besic, Garbutt, Alcaraz.

Burnley: Heaton; Trippier, Duff, Shackell, Mee; Boyd, Arfield, Jones, Barnes, Vokes, Ings.
Subs: Gilks, Wallace, Kightly, Taylor, Jutkiewicz, Ward, Keane.

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Leicester: Schmeichel, Wasilewski, Huth, Morgan, Schlupp, Albrighton, King, Cambiasso, Vardy, Nugent, Kramaric.
Subs: De Laet, Konchesky, Drinkwater, James, Ulloa, Mahrez, Schwarzer.

Swansea: Fabianski, Amat, Fernandez, Williams, Rangel, Cork, Shelvey, Routledge, Ki, Sigurdsson, Nelson Oliveira.
Subs: Britton, Emnes, Dyer, Montero, Grimes, Tremmel, Bartley.

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Scrote: Begovic, Cameron, Wollscheid, Shawcross, Pieters,Whelan, Nzonzi, Ireland, Diouf, Arnautovic, Walters.
Subs: Bardsley, Sidwell, Butland, Teixeira, Crouch, Wilson, Adam.

Southampton: Kelvin Davis, Yoshida, Fonte, Alderweireld, Clyne,Schneiderlin, Steven Davis, Bertrand, Mane, Tadic, Pelle.
Subs: Gardos, Ward-Prowse, Elia, Gazzaniga, Reed, Targett, Long.

[Master Splinter]

Nugent injured in the warm-up, so the revised team is:


Leicester: Schmeichel, Wasilewski, Huth, Morgan, Schlupp, Albrighton, King, Cambiasso, Vardy, Ulloa, Kramaric.
Subs: De Laet, Konchesky, Drinkwater, James, Lawrence, Mahrez, Schwarzer.

[Master Splinter]

Crystal Palace 0-1 West Brom - James Morrison.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Palace 0-1 WBA, Morrison. :blink:

[Master Splinter]

Missed pelanty by Barkley for Neverton! :haha:

Build the team around him!

[Master Splinter]

The foul on Lennon was outside the box apparently, so little bit justice done.

Will they crucify Barkley for taking the pelanty ahead of Baines like they did with Mirallas earlier in the season?

[Master Splinter]

Leicester 1-0 Swansea, Ulloa!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barkley. :lol:

Another Everton player trying to be Billy Big Bollocks.

Just let Baines take it FFS!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 0-1 Southampton, Schneiderlin!

[Master Splinter]

Yes!

Southampton to get fourth place. :pray:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 1-0 Burnley, Mirallas.

[Master Splinter]

Everton 1-0 Burnley, Mirallas!

[Master Splinter]

N'Zonzi with a hilarious miss. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Ashley Barnes sent off for Burnley! :haha:

He's a proper scrote.

Will the Burnley fans boo the Everton player for getting fouled?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He got it a little bit later than the Chelsea game but at least it got to him in the end.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 1-1 Southampton, Diouf.

:(

[Master Splinter]

Southampton :doh:.

Or Kelvin Davis :doh:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mirallas should have been sent off!

Mike Jones. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Palace 0-2 WBA, Gardner smacks it in!

Pardiola. :haha:

[LDG]

Mirallas should have been sent off!

Mike Jones. :doh:

Who's reffing our game today? Anyone other than Michael Oliver and Reading have a 12th man.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kammy at it again. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Half an open goal says Merse. :sarcy:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Who's reffing our game today? Anyone other than Michael Oliver and Reading have a 12th man.

Ray Charles.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

They're not level no more. :haha:

That wasn't Merse, one of their pub reporters.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bolasie booked for diving. :lol:

[LDG]

Ray Charles.

Thats an improvement.

Excellent.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 2-1 Southampton, Adam.

These orcs ruining football again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sanogo taps it in!

Offside so disallowed though. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Leicester 2-0 Swansea, King!

Fabianski. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Leicester 2-0 Swansea, FT!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 1-0 Burnley, FT.

Burnley. :rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 2-1 Southampton, FT.

Fuck.

Palace 0-2 WBA, FT!

[Marc Overmars]

Leicester. :blink:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Chelsea: Courtois, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta, Zouma, Matic, Oscar, Fabregas, Hazard, Drogba

Man Utd: De Gea, Valencia, Smalling, McNair, Shaw, Mata, Rooney, Herrera, Young, Fellaini, Falcao

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Old Man Falcao? :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

De Gea. :haha:

Thought Man Utd had scored.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Falcao's ponytail. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Broken hand for Ivanovic? He could be overexaggerating.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 1-0 Man Utd, Hazard.

Man Utd. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Old Man Falcao. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Big Man displaying his full repertoire of cuntitude again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Falcao just too ancient to get to that one

[adzzzbatch]

I guess this gives us a cushion back to the united cunts.

[Niall_Quinn]

I guess this gives us a cushion back to the united cunts.

It's in our hands to finish above them no matter what they do. 3 more points for the chavs though and the boring anti-football twats are walking away with the title.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dids tries to dink it, can't score.

Hazard can't either. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mata off, Januzaj on.

[AFC Leveller]

they are gonna win it at the Emirates arent they?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

They can't.

[AFC Leveller]

they need two more wins.

[Letters]

Van Gaal's interview :lol:

:handbags:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

they need two more wins.

And the next game is against us.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rooney on the Herrera incident: I didn't see it.

Well why were you screaming at the ref then? :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Savage can't even complete a sentence.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

According to Martin Samuel second isn't really second. :lol:

[LDG]

According to Martin Samuel second isn't really second. :lol:

No, it's still part of the first course for him.

Fat cunt.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sky's apologies for Man City begins now.

[Niall_Quinn]

According to Martin Samuel second isn't really second. :lol:

He's so bitter about his gypos and the fact they have been so brutally exposed as shabby mercenaries. It makes him look silly after all that hype and grovelling.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City: Hart, Zabaleta, Demichelis, Mangala, Kolarov, Fernando, Navas, Yaya Toure, Lampard, Silva, Aguero.
Subs: Caballero, Sagna, Boyata, Fernandinho, Nasri, Dzeko, Pozo.

West Ham: Adrian, Reid, Cresswell, Kouyate, Downing, Noble, Jenkinson, Collins, Cole, Song, Valencia.
Subs: Jaaskelainen, Nolan, Jarvis, Nene, O'Brien, Amalfitano, Burke.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He's so bitter about his gypos and the fact they have been so brutally exposed as shabby mercenaries. It makes him look silly after all that hype and grovelling.

He is slobbering just over Chelsea now, until Man City spend £30 million on Barkley.

[Niall_Quinn]

He is slobbering just over Chelsea now, until Man City spend £30 million on Barkley.

Wasn't he also the asshole that dug up 'evidence' to prove that maybe there is an agenda to stop the team 10 points clear at the top from winning the title? Or what that the other mega-tool Ashton? The Laurel and Hardy of sports "journalism"

Also, Come On Hammers!

Jenks :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Probably went as co-writers. It's difficult to remember in discerning but suffice to say they both write utter shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Interview with Collins, Nolan and Downing. Jenks is there too, trying to avoid speaking. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aguero belts it out the ground.

Man City 1-0 'Ammers, superb own goal from Collins.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mangala has no idea what he is doing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Demichelis loses his mind, Hart cuts off Carlton Cole, though it was Cole so he was never going to be doing anything anyway.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Reid. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 2-0 'Ammers, Aguero.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

2-0 Aguero at end of good counter attacking move

[Niall_Quinn]

Mangala has no idea what he is doing.

Disagree. He's managed to snag a transfer for £40mill odd and a huge pay packet. What else is there to achieve in gypoland? He's done it all. Impressive.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jenks with the last ditch tackle and takes Aguero out in the process.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Disagree. He's managed to snag a transfer for £40mill odd and a huge pay packet. What else is there to achieve in gypoland? He's done it all. Impressive.

I'm not sure, he seems to run about a bit, with not much aim. He isn't Yaya-ing it put it that way.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Why is Honest Frank there? Just go to the MLS, it's embarrassing watching him trying to play football.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Silva the thug booked again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Why is Honest Frank there? Just go to the MLS, it's embarrassing watching him trying to play football.

I think he's supposed to be a coup. Apparently taking him from under the noses of the chavs will pay huge dividends by the end of the season and leave the chavs regretting ever letting him go.

We'll see how that works out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carlton Cole hauled off again, Nolan on.

Song off, Jarvis on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kouyate booked, elbows aplenty. I can't understand why players use their elbows on player's heads. It's going to take a death for them to stop it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Silva stretchered off with oxygen mask on.

Nasri on for him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Villa.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Downing had time to think what about he needed to do. Was never going to end well.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Valencia. :doh:

Great run but then toe pokes it way wide really.

Honest Frank finally off, Fernandinho on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City's defence with the flip-flops on. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nine added minutes.

Aguero off, Dzeko on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

No pelanty for the 'Ammers?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nolan. :rolleyes:

Useless.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 2-0 'Ammers, FT.

Easy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Newcastle: Krul; Janmaat, Coloccini, Williamson, Anita; Abeid, R.Taylor, Colback; Gouffran, Perez, Cabella.

Tottenham: Vorm, Dier, Fazio, Vertonghen, Rose; Bentaleb, Paulinho, Chadli, Eriksen, Lamela; Kane.

Barcodes fans are protesting against Mike Ashley. Again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 0-1 Spuds, Chadli.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 1-1 Spuds, Colback!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 1-2 Spuds, Eriksen.

Useless berks.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Three added minutes.

Barcodes 1-3 Spuds, Kane.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

John Carver. :haha:

Great manager.

[Master Splinter]

Les Reed, Shearer, Carver or T.C..

Who is the best manager?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 1-3 Spuds, FT.

Six defeats in a row for Newcastle. :bow:

[Master Splinter]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/82420000/jpg/_82420672_ashleyoutvan_twittergilesofficial85.jpg

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Should Kouyate be arrested and prosecuted after that assault on Silva? Should Silva be permitted to bring civil charges against his assailant? It's a can of worms but premeditated violence of that type is unacceptable and unlawful anywhere except a fighting cage or, apparently, a football pitch. Which is weird because there are tens of thousands of witnesses and the crime is automatically captured on camera.

[AFC Leveller]

3 more wins and top 4 is guarenteed for us, we canot let it slip now, we cant.