Arsenal V Mou's Hoes, 26 April KO 1600

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oscar off, Dids on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Chelsea are going to hit us on the break and we need to be careful not to play into their hands. Long spells of possession and pinning them back isn't smart. They're looking for the quick transition from defence to attack and their best moments come from a quick break, never sustained pressure.

They're not even breaking. They are just humping it over the top. Kos and Merts have been slightly off the pace in dealing with it. You don't normally see such crude football at the top level so hopefully they've had a chance to have a look and will deal with it better in the second half.

[Globalgunner]

Drogba coming on to scare Kos and Merts into submission

[adzzzbatch]

"penalty incident"

:lol: Get over it sky it wasn't given

[Niall_Quinn]

Oscar off, Dids on.

Oscar wasn't blunt trauma enough. Now they can go full rhinoceros mode and see if something ricochets in.

Maurenn reckons Oscar the scrote has concussion :haha: So why did he play for the remainder of the half? Lying cunt.

[Maestro]

We have more than enough to beat these cunts, would really be disappointing not to finish them off

[adzzzbatch]

great another 45 minutes of hearing how amazing chelski are :sick:

[GP]

This chelsea love in is actually disgusting.

[Niall_Quinn]

And we're back! 45 more mins of the Sky love-in.

COYG!!!!!!!!!

[adzzzbatch]

This chelsea love in is actually disgusting.

:gp:

[Niall_Quinn]

We have more than enough to beat these cunts, would really be disappointing not to finish them off

You see the way they play. 50% of it is fouling and diving. Then break everything up and try for a fluke. It's random. We deserve to win because we are here to play. But that's never how it works against these scrotes.

[adzzzbatch]

fuck off monreal!

[Niall_Quinn]

Slow start to the second half.

As usual.

[adzzzbatch]

ooooooopppps

[adzzzbatch]

sky now trying to get ospina done for catching the ball out of the box which he didn't

[Niall_Quinn]

Wait. Isn't that a foul on Ospina then? Or does it only work the one way?

Look! He touched him!

[Munchies]

Oscar going to the hospital

Chelsea should be fined and Mourinho banned.

[Niall_Quinn]

Giving the ball away all the time is probably not smart.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Send him off!

[adzzzbatch]

send him off!!!!

[Maestro]

COYG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please ffs beat this slime

[Niall_Quinn]

Give Alexis some support FFS!

He had 7 around him there and nowhere to go.

Did well to get the FK.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hazard. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Hazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Miles over.

What a player.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yeah you forget what they were before. Bankrupt.

[adzzzbatch]

chelski were nothing before they had billions pumped into them

[Munchies]

That’s why Ospina rushed out. [Magnificent Photoshop from @_EOW_]
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDh81i9WIAAYQrH.jpg

[Globalgunner]

Ozil should please quit with that stupid feint. Its been seen a thousand times before.

[Niall_Quinn]

Yeah you forget what they were before. Bankrupt.

They still are

[adzzzbatch]

Sky are fucking sickening relentlessly fawning over the cunts

[Niall_Quinn]

I think we may have been WUMgered during the break. We're sitting back now.

[Marc Overmars]

Can we start playing football now please.

[adzzzbatch]

COME ON ARSENAL!!

[Niall_Quinn]

Smudger half complimented one of our players :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coquelin's nose hasn't gone again, has it?

[adzzzbatch]

the phantom has taken his mask off. the cunt

[Penguin]

I think this game needs Welbeck

[Niall_Quinn]

Sore one for Coq

Accidental head butt from Drogba

[Niall_Quinn]

I think this game needs Welbeck

Was thinking the same. But only if he stays wide and doesn't cut inside.

[Niall_Quinn]

Graham :bow: (apart from that time he managed the spuds)

[adzzzbatch]

Graham :bow: (apart from that time he managed the spuds)

Sky then say he would definitely appreciate how chelksi play because you know it's all about them.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bounces up hits his hand. Handball.

Cahill in the box, arms raised. Not handball.

[adzzzbatch]

oooooooooooo

[AFC Leveller]

both teams have decided to give up and wait for the final whistle.

[Niall_Quinn]

We've definitely been WUMgered. Playing into the chav hands now. Slow, no width, sideways, stupid.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Courtois easily claims the corner.

[adzzzbatch]

shit corner

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dids shot, Ospina saves easily.

[adzzzbatch]

drooooooooooooooogggggggggggggbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaa


straight at the keeper

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What is Oliver on?

[adzzzbatch]

oliver :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Generous backpass from Drogba.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ref is fucking blind. Or worse.

[adzzzbatch]

oooooooooooooooo

[adzzzbatch]

KEEP GOING!!!

[adzzzbatch]

OUCH!!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Willian boots Koscielny out of football.

Booked.

[adzzzbatch]

fucking cunt will I am

[adzzzbatch]

that was intentional!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

BFG. :haha:

Dear me.

[GP]

Should be a red.

[adzzzbatch]

merts :doh:

[AFC Leveller]

wrong player to have that chance, fuck.

[Marc Overmars]

BFG :doh:

Stick to headers mate.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Why would that be on his CV?

[Niall_Quinn]

It was 70 mins for the chav bookings. 10 mins early. Plus it was deliberate, you could see him looking right at the player.

Merts misses an easy goal. :doh:

[Globalgunner]

Merts brain is too far from his feet

[Maestro]

we are so naive sometimes

chelsea are pillocks and we should be winning this game

[AFC Leveller]

The 3 Ws coming on soon, jack, danny and theo.

[Niall_Quinn]

Should be a red.

You can't send him off for being shit at shooting. Provided he defends properly that's the main thing.

[adzzzbatch]

that was weird from alexis

[Niall_Quinn]

we are so naive sometimes

chelsea are pillocks and we should be winning this game

We keep spurning the wide option. Almost as if we have been told to do that by some bumbling idiot.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho physically assaulting Monreal.

Send him off! Ah well a booking for Ivanovic will have to do.

[adzzzbatch]

he should be off FFS!!!! shit ref!!!

[AFC Leveller]

ivanovic 71st min booking, wow.

[adzzzbatch]

"Sanchez making sure the ref knew all about it"

Fuck off sky

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramsey. :doh:

Don't be a berk.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ivanovich gets his second red (in the real world), his first yellow in Oliver's strange world of fantasy.

[Niall_Quinn]

Drogbah!!!!

Wow, Sky were sure excited right there.

Nowhere near though. What a shame for them and what joy for world football.

[Marc Overmars]

Satan will be making his appearance shortly.

[Niall_Quinn]

Too much shitty sideways and backwards shitty shit stuff.

[adzzzbatch]

COME ON ARSENAL!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cazorla scuffed it!

[adzzzbatch]

:doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Bif and Santi haven't done enough today. Time for them to chip in.

[Marc Overmars]

Satan drags Santi's shot wide

[Maestro]

We keep spurning the wide option. Almost as if we have been told to do that by some bumbling idiot.

that's where and how we could have stretched their backbone and hurt them ...but again and again we turn inside where it's congested and do our tippy happy dance

[adzzzbatch]

what is he doing!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coquelin off, Welbeck on.

Wenger throwing everything at the title. :lol:

This can't end well.

[Penguin]

Awesome by Kos, but Santi ffs ! :doh:

[AFC Leveller]

coq has been one of our best players and stopped their attacks time and again so why did he come off? injured perhaps?

[Niall_Quinn]

Would rather Kos wasn't anywhere near that part of the pitch.


FUUUUUCKKKKK!

WUMger strikes.

Coq off.

Just fuck it. He's chucked the game again.

[Globalgunner]

Wumger trying to throw the match now. Coq off

[Penguin]

Coquelin off, Welbeck on.

Wenger throwing everything at the title. :lol:

This can't end well.
Wenger :doh:

Ridiculous sub. We need our DM to stop their counters

[Niall_Quinn]

Whatever the result, our manager confirms he's incompetent. He is such a handicap.

[adzzzbatch]

sky had to mention their beloved man u :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd of course won back here in November.

Er, what does that have to do with it?

[Niall_Quinn]

We need absolute discipline from Ramsey now. He won't be able to do the job Ciquelin was doing but he has to give it his best effort at least.

And Welbeck must be on the touchline at all times. No cutting inside or what's the point?

[adzzzbatch]

FUCK OFF REF!!!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oliver makes no sense.

[Maestro]

Wenger's definitely gone senile

[Marc Overmars]

Use your brains Arsenal.

[Niall_Quinn]

No, Ramsey is driving forward. Any guesses how this will end?

[adzzzbatch]

THAT IS FOR FUCK ALL!!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

Wenger's definitely gone senile

Yes, about 8 years ago.

[adzzzbatch]

oooooooooo

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tyler recites Chelsea wins against us as though he has just realised they happened.

[Niall_Quinn]

COYG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Famous last 5 min push.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Get up Courtois.

All out diving from us I hope now.

[adzzzbatch]

FUCK OFF OLIVER!!

[Marc Overmars]

Go away Courtois.

[Maestro]

We need absolute discipline from Ramsey now. He won't be able to do the job Ciquelin was doing but he has to give it his best effort at least.

And Welbeck must be on the touchline at all times. No cutting inside or what's the point?

both those things are just not going happen or at least happen consistently enough, you know it and you know why

[adzzzbatch]

HE DROPPED THE FUCKING BALL!!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Theo on for his ten minutes of fun.

Bif off.

[Globalgunner]

Chelsea!. Even the goalkeeper is a scrote

[adzzzbatch]

time wasting chelski

[Niall_Quinn]

This ref has been crucial in ensuring the chav tactics have paid off.

He made a couple of good decisions at the end of the Utdmatch but he was shit in that match too up until that point.

Here comes Theo. Bif off. Not great from him today but the tactics from bumbling idiot didn't help him.

Come on Theo!

[Niall_Quinn]

He touched him!

He touched him!

Penalty!

FFS!

Clear touch!

[adzzzbatch]

anti-football cunts!

[Maestro]

COYG, make us happy

[LDG]

This fucking reeks this game.

Can't stand this Tyler / Chelsea love in.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Get up Big Man.

[AFC Leveller]

i feel sick right now, almost as if chelsea are about to score and give me a heart attack.

[adzzzbatch]

FUCK OFF REF!!!!!! FFS!!!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Player of the Year. :lol:

Most protected player of the year.

[Niall_Quinn]

both those things are just not going happen or at least happen consistently enough, you know it and you know why

He's taken Bif off anyway so forget all that. Now we need some sort of tippy tappy to come off.

Clueless manager. No doubt about it.

[adzzzbatch]

Alexis :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Terry - surely should be in the running for player of the year!

It's a disgrace, a fucking disgrace! A campaign.

[Niall_Quinn]

What that cunt commentator meant to say was, good tackle Koscienly.

[Penguin]

Ramsey with a bit of ball juggling :lol:

[adzzzbatch]

FUCK OFF SKY!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramsey taking one for the team.

[adzzzbatch]

Ramsey booked for first foul :rolleyes:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cesc off, Zouma on.

Not defensive enough for Mourinho's liking clearly.

[Niall_Quinn]

Booking for Ramsey.

It's a recurring joke. What a bent ref.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Four added minutes somehow.

[Master Splinter]

The guy from the new Star Wars on for Sylar from Star Trek.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Welbeck. :doh:

[adzzzbatch]

oooooooooooooo

[Niall_Quinn]

Ramsey taking one for the team.

Not as good as Ivanovic who doesn't take 369,448 for the team. But he sure takes them for free.

FUCK OFF YOU CUNT FABRECASH. Hopefully you can drop the Arsenal fake love now and hate us back, as much as we hate you!

[Munchies]

Fuckkkkkkk that was it arghhhh

[adzzzbatch]

:(

[Niall_Quinn]

Now that we've taken Bif off we're playing wide and getting crosses on :haha: :haha:

Senile manager.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cazorla booked. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Get it in the mixer!

[adzzzbatch]

We're never going to beat them are we :(

[Niall_Quinn]

Cazorla booked. :lol:

:haha: Lunacy

Oliver is supposedly a good ref you know?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Welbeck fucked it.

Monreal booked.

[Penguin]

We're so predictable in the final third.

[adzzzbatch]

monreal booked

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We're never going to beat them are we :(

Mourinho won't play against us at the Emirates so no.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-0 FT.

Disgusting team.

[Niall_Quinn]

Is that out 50th card now? We're so dirty. Not like the saintly chavs.

[AFC Leveller]

chelsea celebrate a goaless draw.

[Marc Overmars]

Look at those cunts, jumping for joy at a 0-0.

Shameless.

[adzzzbatch]

Pissed off with that tbh.

[GP]

Chelsea celebrate. Mission accomplished.

Horrible box of cum

[Niall_Quinn]

Chavs celebrating a 0-0

And we're supposed to be smalltime for taking selfies?

Disgusting Maurenn and his filthy ref and chavs.

And Sky are total bollocks for aplogising for this shit.

[Power n Glory]

Boring Chelsea!

[Newguy]

Not sure why bif came off at all, especially for welbeck

[Niall_Quinn]

Look at those cunts, jumping for joy at a 0-0.

Shameless.

Not just a 0-0, but a cynical scrotefest. They make winning meaningless. Champions of absolutely nothing.

[Niall_Quinn]

get that shirt off you you cunt Fabrecash.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The Enfield Haunting? Starring Almunia I presume.

[Master Splinter]

Oliver booking every Arsenal player for their first foul.

And of course letting Chelsea get away with 68 each. Per half.

I'm not sure whether to cry or weep.

For football.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oliver booking every Arsenal player for their first foul.

And of course letting Chelsea get away with 68 each. Per half.

I'm not sure whether to cry or weep.

For football.

Just be grateful you are not pocketed up like the pundits and other wankers who see this shit and decide to pretend it doesn't happen. Doesn't mean we win but at least it means you still own your own arsehole, Alan fucking "Smudger" Smith can't say the same.

[Niall_Quinn]

All that remains is to listen to the furious apologies from Sky. So sad to see Thierry in that studio.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How does anybody tolerate Mourinho's teams? Abramovich couldn't take it for more than three seasons so I don't buy this nonense that "it doesn't matter so long as you win".

[Niall_Quinn]

Hazard MOTM? (who?)

Or Rooney? Tough one.

[Niall_Quinn]

How does anybody tolerate Mourinho's teams? Abramovich couldn't take it for more than three seasons so I don't buy this nonense that "it doesn't matter so long as you win".

Cash. All the hangers on pretend they don't see it because they might get a few crumbs that fall off the table. Abarmovich doesn't need to see it because he stole all that money from his fellow countrymen. Plus he discovered what it was like during the non-Maureen years when they tried to step up to playing real football and failed miserably.

[rodders]

I am expecting Arsenal to lose at least 3-0]

Glad to say I was wrong

[Letters]

Bus. Parked.

0-0

Me :bow:

[Xhaka Can’t]

"can't fail to be impressed by chelski"

alan smith is a cunt.

Been making excuses for him for years.

Regrettably, it turns out that he is indeed a cunt.

[dostoy]

We have to accept that the bar has been raised in the 11 years that the Russian has been at Chelsea and especially under Mourinho.

We have to defend better as a team and get as many players behind the ball that Chelsea had.

We need 4 very good new signings in the summer, Thierry Henry is absolutely right.

I know everybody hates him but we would love to have a player like John Terry at the back and as captain.

I don't think we can win the league with Wenger although we can get very close.

[Niall_Quinn]

Wenger set us up to play through the centre against the best defence in the league. The chavs will lap that up all day long, and they did. We have pace, the one thing that could have unlocked them was pace. Even when he brought Welbeck on he took Bif off. Maureen commented on this in his usual goading fashion, almost like he was gently giving Wenger a few clues. Wenger won't hear though.

In many ways he was just as negative as Maureen yesterday. We set up to not lose in a game we had to win. Henry's comments before the game were spot on, it was vital for us to win not because we stand a chance of beating the chavs to the title but for the message it would have sent for next season and for the confidence of the players and the fans. As it is, here we are again, without a win after 14 attempts. Wenger will never beat Maureen, we have players that could manufacture a win through individual endeavour and talent but that wouldn't be down to Wenger and his tactics or ambition.

We had the players to win that match, but not the manager. We "lacked a little bit in final third" because he set us up to require ridiculously intricate passing through determined and massed defensive ranks. We were penned-in on the flanks when we did go there because the tempo was low and the passing was short and into traffic. We should have been playing longer and in behind their fullbacks and using pace. We should have been attacking on both flanks simultaneously to pull the defenders across the pitch and open up space. That tippy-tappy shit to feet was a gift for the chavs, Maureen was probably laughing his arse off as usual.

For those who say it's not so easy to find the space, look at what Fabregas was doing. Simple lob behind the backline with a runner chasing it. Oscar FFS! He's not even a striker but it didn't matter given the simplicity. We have Santi, Ozil, Alexis, to do the same but they were too busy playing triangles in front of Terry and co.

So what if we had played ambitiously and got hit with a sucker punch? One point, zero points, what's the difference when only three points will do?

It's embarrassing how easily our manager can be outwitted by a decent tactician. The chavs decided before kick-off what they wanted and they simply came and took it. We could still be playing now and we wouldn't have scored yet.

Hazard wasn't needed yesterday. That's how poorly we did in reality. I can handle losing but I can't stand it when we don't give it 100%

[AFC Leveller]

Wenger set us up to play through the centre against the best defence in the league. The chavs will lap that up all day long, and they did. We have pace, the one thing that could have unlocked them was pace. Even when he brought Welbeck on he took Bif off. Maureen commented on this in his usual goading fashion, almost like he was gently giving Wenger a few clues. Wenger won't hear though.

In many ways he was just as negative as Maureen yesterday. We set up to not lose in a game we had to win. Henry's comments before the game were spot on, it was vital for us to win not because we stand a chance of beating the chavs to the title but for the message it would have sent for next season and for the confidence of the players and the fans. As it is, here we are again, without a win after 14 attempts. Wenger will never beat Maureen, we have players that could manufacture a win through individual endeavour and talent but that wouldn't be down to Wenger and his tactics or ambition.

We had the players to win that match, but not the manager. We "lacked a little bit in final third" because he set us up to require ridiculously intricate passing through determined and massed defensive ranks. We were penned-in on the flanks when we did go there because the tempo was low and the passing was short and into traffic. We should have been playing longer and in behind their fullbacks and using pace. We should have been attacking on both flanks simultaneously to pull the defenders across the pitch and open up space. That tippy-tappy shit to feet was a gift for the chavs, Maureen was probably laughing his arse off as usual.

For those who say it's not so easy to find the space, look at what Fabregas was doing. Simple lob behind the backline with a runner chasing it. Oscar FFS! He's not even a striker but it didn't matter given the simplicity. We have Santi, Ozil, Alexis, to do the same but they were too busy playing triangles in front of Terry and co.

So what if we had played ambitiously and got hit with a sucker punch? One point, zero points, what's the difference when only three points will do?

It's embarrassing how easily our manager can be outwitted by a decent tactician. The chavs decided before kick-off what they wanted and they simply came and took it. We could still be playing now and we wouldn't have scored yet.

Hazard wasn't needed yesterday. That's how poorly we did in reality. I can handle losing but I can't stand it when we don't give it 100%

Spot on as usual.

Whenever i've watched Chelsea, the opposition have caused them problems and scored against them (esp in the last 15 games where they have won the majority of their games 2-1 and 3-2) through pace or and crosses. Hull, QPR, Spuds, Burnley, Leicester, Newcastle etc have all either beaten Chelsea or scored and caused them problems. We always struggle against Mourinho, whether we are top (like last season at home) or 3rd/4th (6-0) and that is simply down to the manager's reluctance to adapt his team to the oppo and his lack of tactical nous. We have pace, we have runners, we have goal scorers and creative players but we need to combine all of these qualities and really go for it. Yesterday, Chelsea were so comfortable and we never stretched them at all, always playing in front of them. The couple of times we had half chances, was through balls in behind (Bellerin and Montral).