This Weekend's Fixtures & Two Others (25/26/28/29 April).

[Niall_Quinn]

Good backpass from Barkley. Broke up the Everton play really well.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Terrible pass from Barkley.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Osman off for his mid-afternoon nap, Mirallas on.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Stop fucking everything up, Barkley!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barkley. :haha:

Absolute shit!

Falcao nearly loops the header in.

[Niall_Quinn]

What the fuck is wrong with Barkley :doh:

[Master Splinter]

Barkley has been amazing for United.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great tekkers from Lukaku, good attempt at a run from Coleman then seemed to power down and produced a tame cross.

[Niall_Quinn]

ROOOONNEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Scuffs it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 3-0 Man Utd, MIRALLAS!!!

OH MY GOD!!!

Valencia. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL

3-0

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:haha:

That's horrific.

[Niall_Quinn]

If Valencia hadn't given his man 10 yards there by giving up and waiting for the whistle he might have been able to do his job.

[Niall_Quinn]

Will this result put a dent in Utd fans' belief they're winning the title next season?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Falcao scores a disallowed one.

He's back!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

FALCAOOOOOOOOOO

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

That gypo linesman ruined the mancs clean sweep.

[Niall_Quinn]

Wooney injured, RvC warming up.

Shrek MOTM for me. Fabulous performance.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good save from De Gea to deny Mirallas.

Thinking of Manchester now.

[Niall_Quinn]

De Gea preventing another hiding.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lennon. :haha:

McCarthy MotM. Neville gets it right for once.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lennon as good as ever :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wazza hauled off, RVP on.

Barkley off, Naismith on.

Lukaku off for Coney too.

[Niall_Quinn]

Naismith is like for like in terms of quality.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Three added minutes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 3-0 Man Utd, FT! :haha:

Genius! :haha:

[Master Splinter]

United :haha:.

LVG :haha:.

Shrek :haha:.

RVC :haha:.

Gary Neville :haha:.

United are back!

[Marc Overmars]

Cracking result for us.

Even more incentive to beat Chelsea now.

[Niall_Quinn]

Utd couldn't grab the offside goal today. It would have made all the difference.

[Globalgunner]

Rumours of Man Uniteds renaissance have been greatly exaggerated.

[Niall_Quinn]

The Miralles goal is pure comedy gold.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull City: Harper, Chester, Huddlestone, Brady, Livermore, McShane, Dawson, Aluko, Elmohamady, N'Doye, Quinn.

Liverpool: Mignolet, Can, Skrtel, Lovren, Johnson, Allen, Henderson, Ibe, Sterling, Coutinho, Balotelli.

Still 0-0 currently. Come on Liverpool, still a vague hope they can finish ahead of Man Utd.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Balotelli cocks up what should have been a simple pass to Allen. :lol:

[Master Splinter]

And Die missed another easy chance apparently.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good save from Harper on to the bar from Coutinho.

[Master Splinter]

Harper saves from Coutinho!

[Master Splinter]

They still talk of Balotelli as if he's some maverick genius, when he is in fact an underwhelming, misfiring, mid-table striker who might have had some promise half a decade ago.

[Master Splinter]

Mignolet saves Liverpool.

[Master Splinter]

Aluko has less control over a ball then Bolasie.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull 1-0 Liverpool, Dawson!

:doh:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Well that was the worst offside trap in the world.

[Master Splinter]

1-0, Dawson!!!!

[Master Splinter]

Hull can barely control or pass a ball, yet they're deservedly ahead and could be winning 3-0.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Er what was Lovren's attempt at defending then?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Henderson on the volley, not greatly struck. Harper nearly fucks it up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Johnson. :haha:

How did he avoid all players there?

Hull 1-0 Liverpool, HT.

[AFC Leveller]

if liverpool lose today and we win our next game, we are guarenteed at least 4th and confirm st Totterinngham's day.

[Master Splinter]

N'Doye wearing Hernandez's shirt. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aluko. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

if liverpool lose today and we win our next game, we are guarenteed at least 4th and confirm st Totterinngham's day.

We'd need one extra for St Totteringham's Day (71). It's imminent though!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Much better volley from Henderson now, Harper saves.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ibe off, Lallana on.

Balotelli hauled off, Lambert on.

[fakeyank]

Liverpool :haha:

[adzzzbatch]

We'd need one extra for St Totteringham's Day (71). It's imminent though!

20 years of St Totteringham's day in a row I think!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good defending from Skrtel, Liverpool would have been knackered otherwise.

[AFC Leveller]

We'd need one extra for St Totteringham's Day (71). It's imminent though!

we have 31 GD, they have 6 so i think 70 should be enough (they currently have 58, we have 67 and a game in hand)

[Master Splinter]

Stunning chipped throughball to Harper from £50m man Sterling.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Henderson trying to Gerrard it again, Harper saves.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

we have 31 GD, they have 6 so i think 70 should be enough (they currently have 58, we have 67 and a game in hand)

It's St. Totteringham's Day when it is mathematically impossible so would be when we get to 71.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Skrtel bailing Liverpool out again.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

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[McNamara That Ghost...]

Deflected shot from Sterling, easy for Harper.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Another shot from Sterling, straight at Harper.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Quinn hauled off, Ramirez on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lallana. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aluko off, Bruce on.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

It's basically a back 8 for Hull :wacko: :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull 1-0 Liverpool, FT!

Liverpool. :haha:

Rodgers. :wave:

[Master Splinter]

Liverpool :haha:.

Rodgers :haha:.

Stevie Me :haha:.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Out tactic-ed by Timmeh, Pulis and Bruce in the space of just over a week.

Oh yeah, and well done Sterling. really proving to everyone how you're worth £150k/week.

[adzzzbatch]

liverpool :haha:
gerrard :haha:

[AFC Leveller]

I thought Liverpool were outstanding, they showed excellent ability and wonderfull technique.

[AFC Leveller]

It's St. Totteringham's Day when it is mathematically impossible so would be when we get to 71.

Spoilsport.

[Letters]

It's St. Totteringham's Day when it is mathematically impossible so would be when we get to 71.

That depends what they do on Sunday when they have City. We only need 71 if they win all their games.

[Letters]

I've just done the 'math'. If Spurs beat City then Star Wars day can't also be St Totteringham's Day.
If Spurs draw we need to win.
If Spurs lose then we only need a draw.

:popcorn:

[Marc Overmars]

Liverpool. :lol:

Oh dear. At least make a fight of it for 4th.

I hope Hull aren't going to be another one of those pub teams who go on a freak run of results to finish the season, not when we play them next anyway.

[Letters]

Top 4 trophy is coming home.
Wenger :bow:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

I wouldn't put it past Liverpool to deliberately lose at this stage to avoid Europa league football.

I'm pretty sure FSG and Rodgers don't want to waste their time next year on that shit.

[Munchies]

Leicester: Schmeichel, Wasilewski, Huth, Morgan (c), Albrighton, King, Cambiasso, Drinkwater, Konchesky, Vardy, Ulloa.

Subs: Schwarzer, De Laet, Hammond, James, Mahrez, Wood, Kramarić.

Chelsea: Cech; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry (c), Azpilicueta; Ramires, Matic; Willian, Fabregas, Hazard; Drogba.

Subs: Courtois, Filipe Luis, Zouma, Ake, Mikel, Oscar, Cuadrado.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Leicester, at least stop these scrotes from winning.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shot from Vardy, stupid.

Still 0-0 I forgot to add.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Drogba. :haha:

That was terrible, masses of space in front of him and unleashes a terrible shot.

[Globalgunner]

Whats wrong with these Leicester players, made of midland cheese, it seems

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Neville having a go at the rest of the teams in the league for being so far behind Chelsea. :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Has the whole Neville novelty died off yet?

Or do people still genuinely want him to be the next England manager?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

No, people still fawn over his pundity, not sure about England. He's dangerously close to the position though in terms of rank.

Also, as Global mentioned:

Hoof went off injured for De Laet.

King went off injured for James.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Konchesky booked. It was on Ramires though so should have been rewarded with services to football.

[Master Splinter]

Dids has the touch of a rapist's tank.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh you wankers! Score already.

[Master Splinter]

Satan denying Leicester multiple times.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea definitely haven't been boring in this game because they were gifted an easy win against Swansea.

[Niall_Quinn]

Every Leicester tackle blown up. Every Willian foul ignored.

[Niall_Quinn]

What a dive by that cunt azzah.

[Master Splinter]

WPOTY timewasting.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Show Mourinho what you thought of McArthur, Pearson!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Leicester 1-0 Chelsea, ALBRIGHTON!!!!

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

Fully fucking deserved.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Neville's first line?

Well that will wake the champions elect up. :sarcy:

[adzzzbatch]

GET IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

See that Wenger? That's how it's done.

[Globalgunner]

See Wenger....It can be done

[Niall_Quinn]

It doesn't count because it's impossible to score against that defence. Even when you are Leicester.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Do we dare to still dream?

[Master Splinter]

Chelsea definitely haven't been boring in this game because they were gifted an easy win against Swansea.

We must not criticise winners because they are winners and are therefore perfect in every way.

We must obey our lord Mourinho who dictates our pathetic lives.

We will create a week's worth of banal and mind-numbing discussion because some people have the temerity to have a differing opinion on what we have ordained a faultless Chelsea operation.

[Niall_Quinn]

45 mins to go but if Leicester can hang on to this what does it make Wenger and his bullshit tactics look like? Just a hint of a pair of balls from him and 45 mins from now think what might have been on the cards? Difference between a winner and an accountant.

[Globalgunner]

The greatest defensive team the world has ever seen, marshaled by a yeoman of the game. Lion, leader immaculate, Sir Terry of Harrods. Managed by 1 of the greatest football minds in all of medula oblangata.

Well thats a turn up for the books. Maybe Mourinho will get his team to actually play something that can be called football now.
The pundits will have to bring out some excuses why the impregnable just got pregnated.

[Niall_Quinn]

Do we dare to still dream?

Not with the silly sod we have in charge.

[Master Splinter]

It doesn't count because it's impossible to score against that defence. Even when you are Leicester.

Best, most impregnable defence ever!

Apart from Southampton. Who don't count because they didn't make an honest profit like Chelsea.

Terry, Azpilicueta, Cahill and Ivanovic never make mistakes. Apart from when they often do and we wipe them from our memories because we're spineless maggots whose brains would explode if we attempted to form our own opinion.

[Niall_Quinn]

The greatest defensive team the world has ever seen, marshaled by a yeoman of the game. Lion, leader immaculate, Sir Terry of Harrods. Managed by 1 of the greatest football minds in all of medula oblangata.

Well thats a turn up for the books. Maybe Mourinho will get his team to actually play something that can be called football now.
The pundits will have to bring out some excuses why the impregnable just got pregnated.

They'll just go with the trusty, "This is why it's the greatest league in the world"

Maybe chuck in a mention of the chavs and their billionaire squad having to play twice in a week.

Possibly a write up on Pearson with a few suggestions as a candidate for future England manager.

[fakeyank]

Only if Ozil couldve turned that ball in the 90th minute.. things would have got real tight!! Sigh.. :crying:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We must not criticise winners because they are winners and are therefore perfect in every way.

We must obey our lord Mourinho who dictates our pathetic lives.

We will create a week's worth of banal and mind-numbing discussion because some people have the temerity to have a differing opinion on what we have ordained a faultless Chelsea operation.

We'll have to ask Sunderland fans to spread our opinions for us as then they will be legitimised.

No surpise that as soon as Big Man doesn't have his blanky of three midfielders protecting him a goal emerges from it.

[fakeyank]

Do we dare to still dream?

:lol:

Chelsea has 3/4 remaining games at home. No effin' way!

[Globalgunner]

45 mins to go but if Leicester can hang on to this what does it make Wenger and his bullshit tactics look like? Just a hint of a pair of balls from him and 45 mins from now think what might have been on the cards? Difference between a winner and an accountant.

Leicester dont need to hang on. They simply need to keep playing the way they have done first half. To score against Chelsea you need to get behind their slow as treacle defenders. Cross with pace and see what happens. Unfortunately the 1 time we did it our well paid players all lost their footing at the crucial millisecond. bargain basement players have more equanimity than our stars. If that had been Welbeck, or Giroud it would have probably been an airshot.

Our manager is blind as a bat and dumb as a Billy goat. We will keep playing tippy tappy aginst a packed Chelsea defence. They can keep that up for a fortnight, delighting the fawning press along the way.

[AFC Leveller]

I know how you guys feel, leicester can score against these cunts but we can't and to a certain extent that's embarrassing. However our game and most big games, tend to be different affairs and very tactical. Chelsea would never b so high up the pitch against u, they don't slip or make mistakes against us and they give 200 percent.

Wenger though has a lot to learn.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dids. :rose:

Give it up old man.

[AFC Leveller]

Chelsea have had 6 shots on target in their last 3 games.

Worthy champions.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-1 Drogba.

Whoops.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Agent Maccy strikes again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dids. :haha:

It was just a fluke.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cesc. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Damn, missed the fluke equaliser. Who scored it, Clattenberg?

[Niall_Quinn]

Pen surely? Didn't he touch him? Or doesn't it count if you don't add the dive?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Drogba in, Schmeichel perhaps saves it.

Sort it out Leicester.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Willian combs it over.

[Master Splinter]

Willian just had a split-second flashback to when he was a footballer.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Matic whining that someone is being rough with him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ivanovic's fault for Hazard passing it out of play according to Neville.

[Niall_Quinn]

Matic is a bit of a joke isn't he? Spends most of his time crying on the turf.

[Niall_Quinn]

If poor old Ivanovich didn't have immunity he'd be red card champion by a mile. Robbed.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Willian in full athlete ball mode.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Konchesky. :haha:

Why did Woy sign him?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Because he's senile?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Probably a fair explanation.

Chelsea trying to score the perfect goal there, right?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho a patient manager? :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That horrible little scrote Vardy off, Mahrez on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Did he say he was an "efferesent" player?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-2 Big Man. From a set-piece. Disgusting.

[Master Splinter]

Filth again.

Incredible Chelsea!

[Niall_Quinn]

Cunt.

(Gary Neville I mean)

As for "Captain Supreme", cunt too.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-3 Ramires. Cunts.

[Niall_Quinn]

There's some chav in the crowd who is fatter than Wayne Rooney. No kidding.

[Niall_Quinn]

Scrotecunt punts it and it randomly flies into the net.

Leicester 1-3 Demonic spawn

[Master Splinter]

£25m Colombian shirt-selling delegate on for two minutes.

[Niall_Quinn]

azzah the massively overrated cunt slimes off, some bench warmer on

[Niall_Quinn]

Anyone know if Sky Sports will be running an extended show tonight? If not, where can I listen to Gary Neville fawning over the chavs for the next 10 hours? Stream please!

[Niall_Quinn]

Fabrecash crawls off, Mikel the filthy scrote on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-3 FT. Football so close to being ruined again.

[Niall_Quinn]

FT Football 1-3 Russian Crooks

Filthy criminals now 3 points away from their latest purchase.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Shit, didn't realise you had a game in hand.

Guard of honour it is then. Or worse. :ilt:

[adzzzbatch]

Why can't they just fuck off!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea don't get enough credit. :lol:

Fuck off, you don't deserve any.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Their football was sensational. What planet are these pundits on?

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh, Smudger is back to suck more chav cock.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea were struggling when he joined. :haha:

Yeah poor little Chelsea.

[Niall_Quinn]

Chelsea were struggling when he joined. :haha:

Yeah poor little Chelsea.

Thy were only a little horse. Then they had to endure the campaign against them. All that has stood between them and obscurity is a billion quid.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The genius of Gary Neville:


“It’s absolute nonsense,” said Neville when asked to comment on the criticism of Chelsea during their 3-1 victory at Leicester on Wednesday. “People talked about the Newcastle team of 1996 under Kevin Keegan as exciting, but they are exciting losers. Nobody remembers them now.

[Niall_Quinn]

The genius of Gary Neville:

Gary Neville?

Who?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

The genius of Gary Neville:

And in any case, everyone still goes on about the 1954/74 West Germany teams over Hungary and the Netherlands don't they...

[Marc Overmars]

Chelsea were struggling when he joined. :haha:

Yeah poor little Chelsea.

The team that had just won back to back European trophies?

What a struggling team, Mourinho definitely worked his magic.

[GP]

Shit, didn't realise you had a game in hand.

Guard of honour it is then. Or worse. :ilt:

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