This Weekend's Fixtures (02/03 May).

[Niall_Quinn]

They're calling the chav chants of "boring, boring Chelsea" ironic. No. That's not irony. They would need to be entertaining for it to be irony. They are in fact boring, so the chants are definitive not ironic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Drogba scuffs it wide.

Tyler is in full champions about to be crowned, shout out everyone's name mode.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Zaha you mug.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bolasie. :blink:

Zouma coming on. Mourinho must be taking the piss.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Willian off for Zouma, he went forward too much in that last piece of action.

[Niall_Quinn]

IS azzahhhhhhhhh as good as they are making out? Obviously not, nobody could ever be that good. But I notice with him he tends to delay when he gets the ball in the final third. If you remember the way Utd and Arsenal used to play on the break it was one fluid movement at pace with the ball ending up in the net seconds later. azzahh wouldn't have been good enough to play in those teams.

[Master Splinter]

Hilario warming up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gary Neville having a pop at Arsenal. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

If the chavs are as good as the pundits are pretending, what's with all the apologies and excuses? Why do they need to keep repeating these apologies and excuses over and over?

And why has Neville just plucked Arsenal out of thin air to say we won't win the title playing the way we are playing? Is Neville trying to usher in a new era of English football where entertainment is a bad thing.

Also, how bored does Ambramovich look? All that cash and he can't buy a decent game of football :haha:

[Master Splinter]

IS azzahhhhhhhhh as good as they are making out? Obviously not, nobody could ever be that good. But I notice with him he tends to delay when he gets the ball in the final third. If you remember the way Utd and Arsenal used to play on the break it was one fluid movement at pace with the ball ending up in the net seconds later. azzahh wouldn't have been good enough to play in those teams.

If football ever returns to these shores, we'd probably find out.

If Hleb was given the protection he gets, not to mention the license to cheat at will and not forgetting the referees and opposition players giving him free goals, he'd be the greatest in this League too. In fact, Hleb probably is and was the better player. We still operated in reality then, not the false circus we have now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Palace, a uniform dive in the pelanty area please.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Two added minutes. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Saluted. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Is Captain Miracle really going to try and see out the game by time wasting with a fake injury?

[Niall_Quinn]

There they go again - a whole stream of apologies.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-0 FT. Satan lives again.

[AFC Leveller]

Zouma, Luis, Matic and Mikel, the best ever midfield in the PL?

[Niall_Quinn]

A credit to the PL. This is why it's tBLitWtbf.

Some might say they cheated to win a pen and then ground out their ill-gotten advantage. But it won't be the British media.

[Niall_Quinn]

Zouma, Luis, Matic and Mikel, the best ever midfield in the PL?

Yes, I would have to agree with that. Provided the yardstick is anti-football.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Terry offering condolences to the Ferdinand family. Better than racist abuse this time I guess.

[Niall_Quinn]

He's "classy" - apparently.

[Niall_Quinn]

Even Fergie's last title win isn't discredited. On the contrary, he gets applauded for winning it with the shit at his disposal. Doesn't matter what the media and deluded chavs say though - this lot will always be remembered as the Russian plaything that bought a few titles.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Terry offering condolences to the Ferdinand family. Better than racist abuse this time I guess.

I can only imagine the bereavement card he sent

Dear Black C**t

I'm sorry your wife died before i got to shag her

Something about bald sickly women that makes me horny

JT

[Munchies]

:sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yes, Chelsea are dirt poor broke now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea spent less money than Man City in the last two years. Not sure what planet Carragher is on.

[Master Splinter]

Well done to Chelsea for earning their first title in five years and being respectful to financial fair play.

Or, perhaps: After five more years of continued financial doping, Chelsea finally barge, scythe, elbow, punch, cheat, dive, scratch, hoof and cook their slimy books to finally get another hollow, worthless trinket to stuff into Abramovic's lair.

The second one might get me blacklisted from all UK media outlets though.

[Niall_Quinn]

Are they really going to go with such a ridiculous narrative? The chavs have spent less than their rivals? Fucking seriously?

They spent less because they got shedloads in from flogging the shit they blew ridiculous amounts on in previous seasons. Like that twat Luiz. A deeply suspicious transfer to name but one.

People who have a voice almost always feel compelled to portray a fantasy rather than reality.

[Master Splinter]

Phil McNumpty
BBC Sport chief football writer:

"The notion that Chelsea are boring smacks of jealousy from their rivals who have struggled to win a title. Not much sign of boredom from Chelsea's fans at the moment."


WTF does that even mean?

Never mind chief, this imbecile is not even a writer.

Why are they all so painfully stupid?

Why do we do this to ourselves? :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Maureen the humble saint.

Magnanimous in victory. And that bulging rug over there is where all the shit this magnanimous, humble saint came out with on the road to delivery of his latest title order has been swept under. Now get your cock out Jose while the British media assumes the position.

[Master Splinter]

Are they really going to go with such a ridiculous narrative? The chavs have spent less than their rivals? Fucking seriously?

They spent less because they got shedloads in from flogging the shit they blew ridiculous amounts on in previous seasons. Like that twat Luiz. A deeply suspicious transfer to name but one.

People who have a voice almost always feel compelled to portray a fantasy rather than reality.

When Abramovic sells a few of his mansions and a submarine next year for two billion pounds, that will mean Chelsea have never actually spent any money in the transfer market.

What's hard to understand?

FFP :bow:.

[Penguin]

Subs:
Cuadrado (Mikel - 45' )
Willian (Zouma - 85' )
Hazard (Filipe Luis - 92' )

Against Palace at home. :haha:

This bunch must be the worst champions of all time. For any country, any team, any sport. The worst champions.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Apparently everyone is jealous, across all football forums. Not that actually, hang on, they may be absolute torture to watch.

[Niall_Quinn]

WTF does that even mean?

Never mind chief, this imbecile is not even a writer.

Why are they all so painfully stupid?

Why do we do this to ourselves? :doh:

So what do we have so far?

Boring good (winners do it)

Cheating to win good (winners do it)

Chavs have spent less than their rivals

Terry is a classy guy

And some people claim alternative universes are strictly theoretical.

[Niall_Quinn]

spuds to win? :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chadli just needed to square a simple ball across but couldn't manage it.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Well done to them.

Best team this season.

Though it does say a lot about everyone else.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dier indeed.

[Niall_Quinn]

That had to be a deliberate miss. Nobody can be that shit.

[Niall_Quinn]

So poor for Kane to be offside there.

[Niall_Quinn]

So poor of Kane to miss the target there.

He's easily the best striker in the league though.

[Niall_Quinn]

So how has Satan managed to get across London so quickly?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aguero caught hold of that one. :blink:

Wide it goes though.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bad miss by Aguero.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Honest Frank. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kane misses, granted offside anyway.

[Master Splinter]

The Citeh midfield :haha:.

Money well spent :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lloris comes out, misses the ball, then Aguero falls down, no pelanty. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bentaleb. Idiot.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pretty horrible dive from Aguero there. He's a lot more convincing than azzah though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mangala is a mess.

[Niall_Quinn]

Mangala is a mess.

Some scout came back to gypoland one day and said Mangala, yes, get him. He's worth the £40mill plus wages.

Does that scout still have a job?

[AFC Leveller]

Chelsea's back 9 today were absoloutely fantastic, really kept palace at bay.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds 0-1 Man City, Aguero.

Spuds. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Some scout came back to gypoland one day and said Mangala, yes, get him. He's worth the £40mill plus wages.

Does that scout still have a job?

He's their Chairman.

[Niall_Quinn]

Spuds :doh:

Should be 3 up, now 1 down. Aguero.

[Master Splinter]

Spuds :haha:.

They always live down to your lowered expectations.

[Marc Overmars]

Spuds are useless.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mangala must be a plant.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fazio heads it wide like those before him.

[Niall_Quinn]

Spuds missing on purpose, or are they really that bad?

[Niall_Quinn]

Fazio is good isn't he? I like the way he looked up and just kicked the ball out of play. Very calm and very measured under zero pressure. Class.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mason. :doh:

How can you not score that?

[Niall_Quinn]

These guys haven't got the basics. Mason can't trap a ball? They're being paid ever more money for being ever more shit.

[Master Splinter]

Managala seems to be controlled by someone who is just mashing all the buttons.

[Niall_Quinn]

Mason booked for tackling.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds 0-1 Man City, HT.

[Niall_Quinn]

HT 0-1 gypos

Spuds :haha:

Joke 45 mins where they fluffed everything gifted by the gypos.

[Marc Overmars]

Come on you mugs, just get a draw.

[Master Splinter]

COYS!!!

[Master Splinter]

Kane :haha:.

[Niall_Quinn]

If only all the defenders had moved out of the way that was a sure goal for Fat Frank.

[Letters]

Spuds missing on purpose, or are they really that bad?

Really that bad

[Niall_Quinn]

Goaldado coming on :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Erikssen off. In some ways he's no longer better than Ozil.

[Niall_Quinn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO351rCr0wA

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kane. :doh:

Square it man.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aguero. :haha:

How?

[Niall_Quinn]

Spuds defensive tactic of standing still and watching isn't working.

[Master Splinter]

Aguero :haha:.

His chocolate foot :doh:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fat Frank has a hair injury.

[Niall_Quinn]

Woy is here trying to figure out how he'll build a team around somebody as hyped as Kane

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fernandinho. :haha:

How much?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Zabaleta booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

A few years ago Parry? You mean pre-1994?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mason off, Paulinho on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Cash whore lesbian coming on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kolarov hammered that, Lloris palms it up and over.

[Niall_Quinn]

Spuds are clueless. What a bunch of donkeys.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Honest Frank hauled off, Nasri on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kolarov booked.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lesbo :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nasri injured already? :lol:

What a weed.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nasri off, Bony on. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Lesbo off :haha:

That's cheered me up.

[Master Splinter]

Bony on to boost shirt sales in the Ivory Coast.

[Letters]

Nasri off, Bony on. :haha:

Why does he want to be a bench warmer for them?

[Master Splinter]

Why does he want to be a bench warmer for them?

Who?

Sagna?

[Niall_Quinn]

Sagna :haha:

Where is Mr Ambition anyway? Has he been dropped from his starting bench position?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Silva booked again - this little scrote!

[Master Splinter]

There it is!

Silva the thug :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Paulinho clears it. Berk.

[Master Splinter]

Paulinho :doh:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Paulinho now smacks it straight at Hart.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chadli off, Ade on.

[Master Splinter]

Adebayor :bow:.

Come on you part-timer.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bony. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aguero off, Boyata on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Five added minutes!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hart saves from Lamela's scuffed volley in to the ground.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Milner's efforts to waste time. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Silva at it again!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds 0-1 Citeh, FT.

Spuds. :haha:

Absolutely useless.

[Master Splinter]

Spufs :haha:.

Clowns.

Aguero :bow:. Cheeky bid?

[Marc Overmars]

FFS Spurs.

[crashley]

facking spufters! the only games they try in - are against us! Small time dog shit!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City sending a message? No, they were playing Tottenham.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

£900 million spent? What an achievement.

[AFC Leveller]

We'd win the league with Aguero, thats a fact.

Such a classy goal getter, always scores.

[dostoy]

I knew those Spuds would let us down.

I tried to get into the mindset of father christmas lives in the north pole, the world is flat and Spuds are going to win the premiership next season to become a true Spud but it did'nt work.

They were useless and have so many average payers that Kane will surely get fed up soon.

I have now come back to reality and no longer believe the things listed above.

I have had a good wash and feel much better.

I hate those Spuds as they are a different breed.

I want them in the Thursday night distraction of the Europa league though.