This Weekend's Fixtures (02/03 May).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Saturday, 2nd May 2015
Leicester v Newcastle, 12:45 http://i44.tinypic.com/5bpl5u.png
Aston Villa v Everton, 15:00
Liverpool v QPR, 15:00
Sunderland v Southampton, 15:00
Swansea v Stoke, 15:00
West Ham v Burnley, 15:00
Man Utd v West Brom, 17:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Sunday, 3rd May 2015
Chelsea v Crystal Palace, 13:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Tottenham v Man City, 16:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

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As it stands:

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Satan is poised to kill football. :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/29326/9828966/gary-neville-criticise-chasing-pack-before-saying-chelsea-are-boring

:haha:

What a sycophant.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32560395

Pat Nevin at 1:31. :haha:

That'll be the game Real Madrid lost 0-2 to Barcelona then. :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

We don't play another Saturday game for the rest of the season. And two Monday games coming up in a row. We'll likely be 4th by the time we play on Monday. Bullshit TV.

[AFC Leveller]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32560395

Pat Nevin at 1:31. :haha:

That'll be the game Real Madrid lost 0-2 to Barcelona then. :doh:

Where Messi ran the show and scored two beauties.

Nevin is such a confused little cunt, never fails to hide his bias towards Chelsea.

[GP]

Is Nevin really advocating playing 3 DMs? At Real Madrid?? It's shit like that that got him sacked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Leicester City: Schmeichel, Wasilewski, Huth, Morgan, Albrighton, Cambiasso, James, Mahrez, Schlupp, Ulloa, Vardy.
Subs: Schwarzer, De Laet, Konchesky, Drinkwater, Hammond, Wood, Kramaric.

Newcastle United: Krul, Janmaat, Coloccini, Williamson, Dummett, Gutierrez, R Taylor, Colback, Sissoko, Riviere, Perez.
Subs: Woodman, Abeid, Anita, Ameobi, Cabella, De Jong, Armstrong.


Leicester 1-0 Barcodes, Ulloa!

Carver. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Krul saves this time from Ulloa.

[Marc Overmars]

If Sunderland sort their lives out the Barcodes would be in serious danger of going down.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Leicester 2-0 Barcodes, MORGAN!!!

:haha:

[Munchies]

awlful defending lol

[Marc Overmars]

Leicester. :wacko:

This would be on par with the escapes Wigan managed to pull off.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I do feel abit sorry for Carver.

So hideously out of his depth but it's just like one of us taking over our club, and Newcastle is one hell of a clusterfuck anyway.

Fair play to Pearson as well. Getting results just at the right time. The mad bastard.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good strike from Taylor.

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEAGFJ1W8AAJWoD.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Leicester!

Dear god.

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEADfxEW0AEpvEq.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Leicester 3-0 Barcodes, Ulloa with his second! :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Albrighton. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Krul denies Ulloa his hat-trick.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Williamson sent off!

What a calamity.

[Master Splinter]

Newcastle :haha:.

I blame Shearer.

[Master Splinter]

Cambiasso :bow:.

What a man.

[Master Splinter]

Jaanmat sent off now! :haha:

Second yellow.

Dummet should have been off earlier too for a clear pull to the ground.

[Master Splinter]

Vardy misses a sitter. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Leicester 3-0 Newcastle. FT.

Newcastle :haha:.

Carver :haha:.

Shearer :haha:.

Ant 'n' Dec :haha:.

Vic 'n' Bob :haha:.

Sting :haha:.

[Master Splinter]

Aston Villa: Given, Bacuna, Vlaar, Okore, Richardson, Westwood, Cleverley, Delph, N’Zogbia, Grealish, Benteke
Subs: Guzan, Sinclair, Weimann, Cole, Hutton, Sanchez, Senderos

Everton: Howard, Baines, Jagielka, Stones, Coleman, Barry, McCarthy, Mirallas, Naismith, Lennon, Lukaku
Subs: Joel, McGeady, Kone, Besic, Barkley, Osman, Alcaraz

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Liverpool: Mignolet, Can, Skrtel, Lovren, Johnson, Gerrard, Henderson, Lallana, Sterling, Coutinho, Lambert
Subs: Ward, Toure, Moreno, Lucas, Allen, Ibe, Markovic

RPQ: Green, Onuoha, Caulker, Dunne, Hill, Phillips, Sandro, Barton, Henry, Fer, Austin
Subs: McCarthy, Wright-Phillips, Yun, Kranjcar, Hoilett, Zamora, Grego-Cox

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Sunderland: Pantilimon, Jones, Coates, O'Shea, Van Aanholt, Gomez, Cattermole, Larsson, Graham, Defoe, Wickham
Subs: Bridcutt, Rodwell, Johnson, Reveillere, Mannone, Vergini, Buckley

Southampton: Kelvin Davis, Clyne, Fonte, Yoshida, Bertrand, Alderweireld, Wanyama, Ward-Prowse, Mane, Long, Pelle
Subs: Gardos, Steven Davis, Djuricic, Elia, Gazzaniga, Reed, Targett

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Swansea: Fabianski, Rangel, Fernandez, Williams, Taylor, Cork, Shelvey, Dyer, Sigurdsson, Montero, Oliveira
Subs: Tremmel, Hanley, Ki, Britton, Grimes, Emnes, Barrow

Scrote: Diouf, Arnautovic, Adam, Walters, Nzonzi, Whelan, Pieters, Wilson, Shawcross, Bardsley
Subs: Sorenson, Muniesa, Ireland, Odemwingie, Sidwell, Crouch, Wollscheld

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West Ham: Adrian, Jenkinson, Collins, Burke, Cresswell, Amalfitano, Noble, Kouyate, Nolan, Downing, Valencia
Subs: Jaaskelainen, Jarvis, Nene, O'Brien, Cole, Song, Oxford

Burnley: Heaton, Trippier, Shackell, Duff, Mee, Boyd, Arfield, Jones, Taylor, Barnes, Ings
Subs: Gilks, Wallace, Kightly, Sordell, Reid, Jutkiewicz, Keane

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 1-0 Everton, Bentekkers!

[Master Splinter]

Benteke :bow:.

What a beast of a header.

Time to bring him home before Chelsea buy him, waste two years of his career, loan him to Vitesse and sell him on for £40m and we never hear from him again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 1-0 QPR, Coutinho.

Sunderland pelanty.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland 1-0 Southampton, Jordi Gomez!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland 1-1 Southampton, Mane!

Coates and Pants. :haha:

Duff sent off for Burnley and a pelanty for the 'Ammers.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Ammers 1-0 Burnley, Noble.

[Master Splinter]

Concrete Ron should have made it 2-0.

[Niall_Quinn]

QPR are woeful. Every one of them useless, can't kick a ball never mind pass, cross or shoot. Watching their "wingers" trying to take on defenders or get a cross in is painful and hilarious.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shut up McInally, you get to watch football for free - stop whining.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sterling sticks it in the net but offside.

[Niall_Quinn]

Shut up McInally, you get to watch football for free - stop whining.

Don't call me McInally!

[Niall_Quinn]

GERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!

Misses.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 2-0 Everton, Bentekkers with his second!

[Master Splinter]

BENTEKEEEEEE!!!

2-0.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/512/mcs/media/images/82727000/jpg/_82727670_gerrard_pa.jpg

You didn't win the title dummy.

[Master Splinter]

Neverton have been dreadful so far.

Playing like drunks.

[Niall_Quinn]

HT 1-0 Pool

That was dire, dire, dire. It's on in the background but I gave up the will to watch it. Some of these players shouldn't be being paid. Thieves.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Sunderland, Ward-Prowse sent off. :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Ever since the contract situation, Sterling's head has gone.

Missed yet another sitter from 4 yards.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland 2-1 Southampton, Jordi Gomez with his second.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Everton.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 2-1 Everton, Lukaku rolls it in.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 3-1 Everton, Cleverley! :faint:

[Master Splinter]

Excellent goal by Villa.

Sherwood :bow:.

[Marc Overmars]

I reckon it's going to be another mental cup final.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 1-1 QPR, Fer. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 1-0 Stoke, Montero.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pen to Liverpool. Manura pulled Skittle down. Dumb.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Green saves a Stevie Me pelanty!

:haha: :haha: :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Stevie Me misses it :haha:

Good save Green. Poor pen though.

[Munchies]

:haha:

[Marc Overmars]

Stevie Me. :lol:

What a final season he's having.

[Globalgunner]

Good thing for Pool is that Gerrard wont be able take their penalties next season while on loan to the MLS

[Niall_Quinn]

Now Manura decides to get himself sent off :doh:

Great few minutes from him.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

What on earth is Onothingy moaning about?

[Master Splinter]

Stevie Me :haha: :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Onuoha sent off. :haha:

[Globalgunner]

Onuoha red. QPR doing their level best to ensure they go down

[Niall_Quinn]

Markovic coming in for some reason.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sterling tries to muscle in on Stevie Me's Hollywood action. Wide and high.

[Master Splinter]

Villa are playing the best football in the League. I'm not joking.

Delph on form is brilliant. When he's not, he's your typical English headless chicken though.

[Niall_Quinn]

Stevie Me pubs one in.

2-1

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 2-1 QPR, Stevie Me. :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wilson sent off for Stoke. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Stevie Me subbed

[Niall_Quinn]

Clint Hill - he's a footballer apparently, although he doesn't give the fact away when he's on the pitch.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I'm loving our new model of Mignolet.

Doesn't give a shit who's in front of him, just bulldozes his way through.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 2-0 Stoke, Ki.

Villa 3-2 Everton, Jagielka.

[Niall_Quinn]

FT Pool 2-1 Relegation Fodder

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

What a man.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 2-1 QPR, FT.

West Ham 1-0 Burnley, FT.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 3-2 Everton, FT.

[Niall_Quinn]

What a man.

Shucks ##

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland 2-1 Southampton, FT.

Oh dear Barcodes.

[Marc Overmars]

QPR and Burnley. :wave:

Quite tight for that final relegation spot though. :popcorn:

[Master Splinter]

Villa :bow:.

Stoke :haha:.

Southampton :doh:.

Burnley :wave:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sunderland 2-1 Southampton, FT.

Oh dear Barcodes.

4 points from the last 30 :haha:

[Globalgunner]

4 points from the last 30 :haha:
If not for the points under Pardiola, they`d be dead and buried already

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How can you be so crap to lose eight in a row?

Manchester United: De Gea, Valencia, Smalling, McNair, Blind, Mata, Herrera, Fellaini, Young, Rooney, van Persie.

West Bromwich Albion: Myhill, Dawson, McAuley, Olsson, Lescott, Brunt, Yacob, Gardner, Mulumbu, Fletcher, Berahino.

[Niall_Quinn]

Van Genius blathering on on SS1 now. He's talking in that tutor's voice again, teaching us all how to spend a quarter of a billion quid and come 4th.

[Master Splinter]

Keown is in thrall to the myth of Stevie G.

He's old and fucking shit, Martin.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pulis still does that weird hop during interviews.

[Master Splinter]

Pulis going up to 11 on the negativity scale. Four central defenders and five central midfielders, basically.

A glorious 9-1 formation.

Mourinho is salivating. While Pat Nevin rubs his feet and Gary Neville holds his Ribena.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gary Neville holds his Ribena

Never heard it called that before

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aston Villa manager Tim Sherwood said: "I don't want to go over the top but - Fabian Delph - there's not a better midfielder in the country at the moment.

You definitely showed restraint there.

[Niall_Quinn]

Manchester United:

-- -- -- -- -- -- Young -- -- -- -- -- --

-- Herrera -- Mata -- van Persie -- De Gea

-- McNair -- Smalling -- Valencia -- Blind

-- -- -- -- -- -- Rooney -- -- -- -- -- --

-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- ---- -- -- -- -- --

-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- ---- -- -- -- -- --

-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- ---- -- -- -- -- --

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-- -- -- -- -- -- Fellaini -- -- -- -- -- --



Genius

[Niall_Quinn]

COME ON BROM!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That was a no chance for Darren Fletcher, Provan.

[Master Splinter]

Fletcher with a Stevie Me moment.

[Niall_Quinn]

Loo brush avoids his first deserved booking.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I don't get applause when someone has died.

[Niall_Quinn]

I don't get applause when someone has died.

What if it was Tony Blair?

[Niall_Quinn]

Fellaini is playing centrally up front :haha:

ROOOOOOOOOON-EH is playing deep :haha:

Genius hoofing

[GP]

What if it was Tony Blair?

We'd just be applauding his achievement as our greatest ever PM.

[Master Splinter]

RVC still exists.

As Fellaini's foil.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gardiner ????? WTF ????

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RVP pubbing up a potentially dangerous situation. :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Good defending for West Brom by RVC.

[Niall_Quinn]

van Cash clears Young's shot.

[Niall_Quinn]

Worf heads it straight at De Gay

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That was a terrible save from Myhill off RVP. Should not be palming that out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Another volley from RVP, Myhill saves it properly this time.

[Niall_Quinn]

Keeper trying to help Utd to a goal but Youngy too shit to score it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mulumbu header, easy for De Gea.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gardiner and Brunt on the pitch at the same time - WBA have no chance.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RVP puts it wide. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Van PERS-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Misses it. Badly.

[Master Splinter]

RVC :haha:.

Just retire you old man.

[Niall_Quinn]

RVC :haha:.

Just retire you old man.

He's got the ambition, desire and drive to sit at least another year on the bench taking wads of cash.

[Globalgunner]

He's got the ambition, desire and drive to sit at least another year on the bench taking wads of cash.
1 Million pounds a month?. Yes please

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Herrera's cross. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Hernia is mostly passing to the opposition today.

[Master Splinter]

Is Shrek the midfield meastro playing?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Send him off!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Old Man RVP had one of his falls.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Valencia smacks it, Myhill saves it. Well I guess you can call it a save.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-0 HT. Dreadful.

[Niall_Quinn]

Finally something decent to watch (by comparison). Good Ronseal ad that. Does exactly what it says on the tin.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Appeal for handball, Fellaini offside anyway. :lol:

[Marc Overmars]

Come on West Brom. :pray:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pathetic fall from Fellaini.

Fallaini. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fellaini flushes another one down the toilet.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Herrera. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Fellaini is a diving, cheating cunt. And he should have been booked for kicking out two footed. He should have been booked about 10 times already but now he plays for Utd it's a free pass to bludgeon his way through the game.

[Globalgunner]

West Brom should know that somewhere soon the ref is gonna give United something blatant, or send Berahino off for manhandling Fellaini. They need to stop hoping to pub it out. It doesn't work at the OT

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 0-1 WBA, BRUNT!!!!

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Actually it's Olsson's goal. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

1-0 WBA

De Gay didn't flinch

[Niall_Quinn]

Massive deflection. I knew Brunt couldn't have been responsible. Makes it even funnier.

It will even itself up when RvC scores from 30 yards offside (as usual)

[Globalgunner]

Goal!!!!
Yooonited:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mata. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Man Utd. What? :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RVP HAS IT SAVED!!!!

:haha:

[adzzzbatch]

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!!

[Marc Overmars]

Oh dear. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Myhill saves from RVP's freekick!

What a hero.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

McNair dropped the Ashes. :haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

:haha::haha:


Don't fuck this up now Pulis.


Would kek so hard if Utd fell out of the top four now. If only Pool weren't so shit. :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

McNair :haha:

He's the future

[The Emirates Gallactico]

McNair the new Danny Rose except his only memorable contribution is injuring Jack. :rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

Pure pubbery lumpery to loo brush now. van Genius really has transformed this team.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fellaini was born offside.

[Niall_Quinn]

The £60mill man just boots it out :haha:

The £50mill man is coming on :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

McNair off, Japanese Falcao on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Utd will be spending another quarter billion in transfer fees and wages come the summer. Big question, can they fuck up as badly as they've done this season? I think they can with the genius in charge.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Di Maria with the passback to Myhill.

[Niall_Quinn]

It's hard to describe how bad Brunt is. The English language just isn't expressive enough.

[Niall_Quinn]

Genius has ruined Di Maria :haha:

Now he plays like Brunt.

[adzzzbatch]

such a genius display from man u.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Even worse from Di Maria this time.

:haha:

Come to London tbf.

[Niall_Quinn]

Di Maria :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Di Maria must be on the take.

[Niall_Quinn]

Di Maria is so entertaining to watch :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gardner off, Wisdom on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Di Maria. :haha:

Stop it man!

[Globalgunner]

Boot it ip to the loobrush, It always works!

[Niall_Quinn]

Brom fans have broken into religious chants :wacko:

Gardner off, 89 mins too late

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good strike from RVP, Myhill saves!

Valencia. :haha:

He is awful.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Four added minutes.

:pray:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

All things considered, this must be the worst standard of league in years.

[Niall_Quinn]

Great save from van Cash - after the ball had gone out btw.

[adzzzbatch]

hang on west brom you cunts!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Myhill saves from Di Maria.

[Niall_Quinn]

Di Maria playing the stats - he had to get one thing right. But good save again by the keeper.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Why is Van Persie playing so deep?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Brunt you berk.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 0-1 WBA, FT!!!!

:haha:

Man Utd. :haha:

LVG. :haha:

RVP. :haha:

Title contenders. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

How shit is Brunt? Seriously, what a pile of shit.

But FT

Genius Squad from the Theatre of Dreams 0-1 WBA

:haha:

:haha:

:haha:

[Marc Overmars]

2nd place trophy is being served up to us on a plate.

[Niall_Quinn]

Rooney MOTM for me. He may not have got a touch but he does get paid £300K pw.

[adzzzbatch]

rooooooooooooooooooooooneh :haha:

man u :haha:

genius :haha:

being back :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Should be a Star Trek shill.

Lescott. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Why is Van Persie playing so deep?

Playing support role to the main striker - Fellaini.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

It's going to take a colossal effort from us not to finish in the top three this year.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

This Sky Sports drone is as patronising as it gets.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

So plucky. So brave.

[adzzzbatch]

united didn't lose they just ran out of time.

[Niall_Quinn]

Yorkie seems a little pissed off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well even his usual biased nature can't shield how poor they are.

Spuds are still in the Top 4 nonsense somehow - however they have to beat a good team in an important game. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Reading Red Cafe I get the impression they no longer think they'll win the league next season. Some of them are even saying Fellaini is not that great.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Van Gaal up. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

They parked the bus. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

It was just one of those days for Utd. 3 matches in a row.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd were a bit unlucky. With what?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/512/mcs/media/images/82732000/png/_82732821_matchofthedaytweet.png

Experts?

[Niall_Quinn]

Man Utd were a bit unlucky. With what?

Very unlucky to have 80% possession and not score because you are playing your strikers in midfield.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Why are Utd on so late? That's where the comedy is at!

[AFC Leveller]

HAHA Genius thumb head is great; id offer him a 10 year contract.

Rooney the false number 9, Fellaini the false footballer, Genius the false manager.

[Master Splinter]

United :haha:.

LVG :haha:.

RVC :haha:.

Just For Men :haha:.

Shrek :haha:.

Di Maria :haha:.

Boring Boring West Brom :bow:.

[Master Splinter]

Why are Utd on so late? That's where the comedy is at!

Sweep it under the carpet with a 2-minute highlights package. Phil Neville will still say they're on for the title.


Southampton just needed to string a few results together and they could have had CL footy. They have fucked up in the last leg of the season. Retards.

I wouldn't mind if the Spuds suddenly went mental and claimed 4th over United. But they are the Spuds.

[Injury Time]

United :haha:.

LVG :haha:.

RVC :haha:.

Just For Men :haha:.

Shrek :haha:.

Di Maria :haha:.

Boring Boring West Brom :bow:.

This.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

MotD is on in a couple of minutes, though with Mayweather - Pacquiao later, I am not sure how much I will see before crashing out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Williamson you dirty unprofesional scrote.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good header from Bentekkers.

[Munchies]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=efRnjMjp2XM

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukaku didn't really roll it in like Soccer Saturday would have us believe. He was quite lucky in truth.

[Letters]

COYS :( :sick:


(although don't go too nuts, fellas, a draw would be just fine).

[dostoy]

I am a Spud today only, for 2 reasons.

We want to finish second so we want Man City to lose whoever they play and we also want the Spuds to be in the Thursday night Europa league as they don't really want to be in it.

Come on you Spuds, today only of course.

I bet you they will let us down.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Northcroft: Chelsea's defenders have scored or assisted 35 goals this season, that's good football isn't it?

:sarcy:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea: Courtois; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta; Ramires, Matic; Willian, Fabregas, Hazard; Drogba.

Crystal Palace: Speroni; Mariappa, Dann, Delaney, Ward; Ledley, McArthur; Puncheon, Mutch, Zaha; Bolasie.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

All the pundits on both channels somehow convincing themselves they are a joy to watch.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramires injured in the warm-up. :lol:

Cuadrado in for him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carragher, even as a joke saying Henry didn't assist much is daft.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramires is ill apparently. Celebrations starting early.

[Marc Overmars]

You're very brave to be watching Satan's crowning glory bro.

I think I'm going to catch up on some TV before the Spud-City game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I want to watch football go as it is burnt down to the ground.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Caveman Ledley. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

"This is total domination by Chelsea, they are playing with confidence. You get the sense Mourinho told his side not to take things for granted and the way they are playing they are definitely not taking anything for granted,"

Pat Nevin talking absolute nonsense again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hazard down dead for the 2897248748th time this season.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cuadrado goes for goal from 40 yards away and it doesn't work.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hazard down again.

Mutch kicks out at Ivanovic. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dann booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Speroni. :haha:

Thankfully it was Matic it fell to.

[Globalgunner]

Speroni tries to make things interesting.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Speroni has been in on the celebrations, nearly fumbled Drogba's freekick to a Chelsea player.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ivanovic booked. :lol:

What a scrote.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Big Man scuffer, somehow Chelsea get away with it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ah it was a save from Big Man, that's why they got away with it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Send him off!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cesc airshot. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

No surprise to see former footballer Cuadrado struggling after months without playing and now having to reinvent himself as a tyre.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Play the advantage you dickhead!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Big Man booked.

[Master Splinter]

Flawless again from the pristine Terry.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Poor cross from Ward.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Chelsea, another dive from Hazard.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Speroni saves it but Hazard puts it in anyway. Fuck off.

[Master Splinter]

Chelsea and Mourinho are champions so we won't bother mentioning their star player is a professional cheat and they are utter filth from top to bottom.

[Master Splinter]

Satan needs to be destroyed.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mariappa booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-0 HT. Disgusting.

That's just the way it goes apparently. I don't remember our French speaking players being so friendly treated.

[Niall_Quinn]

Didn't even know these vile cunts were playing. Might tune in on the off chance a meteor screams out of the sky and kills the fuckers. Never happens though, does it?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cuadrado off, Mikel on. :lol:

[AFC Leveller]

Chelsea and Mourinho are champions so we won't bother mentioning their star player is a professional cheat and they are utter filth from top to bottom.

Fucking hate Chelsea, they are as you say pure filth.

The worst thing is the media love them and are so far up Maureen's ass that they cant see whats really happening.

[Master Splinter]

We really do live in parallel world where Chelsea's football is scintillating, Terry is perfect in every way, Hazard is not a horrible slimy cheat and Chelsea are the pride of football and all sport.

Or is it just that the dirty money which rules over the English game dictates that every journalist, pundit or even the liveblog monkeys must be spineless sheep who are in on the whole disgustingly depressing con?

[AFC Leveller]

Cuadrado off, Mikel on. :lol:

Champions of boredom. Disgusting the way they won it really.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fucking hate Chelsea, they are as you say pure filth.

The worst thing is the media love them and are so far up Maureen's ass that they cant see whats really happening.

They love the PL bandwagon on which their arses are firmly planted. It wouldn't matter who won or how they won, the media would still fawn because they need to keep the wheels rolling. Cheating, financial doping, the strangulation of football as a spectator sport, who cares? Get the money and then tell people everything is amazing. That's their job and you have to admit they do it well.

[Niall_Quinn]

Neville, a pundit for Sky, has just admitted he'd dive if it meant winning a title. That's not winning. Ask Lance Armstrong. And then ask Neville what the difference is?

[Niall_Quinn]

azzah love the turf. Always rolling around on it.

[Master Splinter]

Neville, a pundit for Sky, has just admitted he'd dive if it meant winning a title. That's not winning. Ask Lance Armstrong. And then ask Neville what the difference is?

This is England's premier pundit and future England manager.

The fact that basic morality is alien to these people probably sums up most of football. And the world today, sadly.

It's why, despite being mental, Wenger is still admirable as a decent human being in a cesspit full of flagrant scum.

[Niall_Quinn]

Another Ivanovich foul ignored. Must be quite easy being such a great defender when you are invisible to the ref.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sanogo is on. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tottenham Hotspur: Lloris; Dier, Fazio, Vertonghen, Rose; Mason, Bentaleb; Chadli, Eriksen, Lamela; Kane.

Manchester City: Hart; Zabaleta, Demichelis, Mangala, Kolarov; Fernandinho, Fernando; Milner, Lampard, Silva; Aguero.

Ivanovic. :haha: