Man U v/s FA Cup Champions, Sunday 17 May, KO 1600

[fakeyank]

If we lose this, we will be back in our favorite spot- 4th place. I think it'll be a draw now that Rooney is out of the game.

[Xhaka Can’t]

We're winning this.

[GP]

0-3

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:sick:

[alexander]

I can see us beating them, they are pretty shite recently, didnt deserve to beat Palace last week. Need to pick ourselves up, I think its much better to go into the transfer window with CL secured rather than the risk of not getting through the knockout game. Top players may be more inclined to sign earlier than at 11.57pm on August the 31st if we are 100% in.

1-2. Ozil and Alexis.

[milla]

2-0 to United

Wazza and Young :coffee:

[Thierrymon]

Lawro has predicted us to lose so that means we probably will win! :cheer:

[Injury Time]

9-1 RvC triple hatrick, Ospina to swap shirts with him just before ko, or a repeat of Swansea 1-0 (plus 3-4 injuries), Falatio with a header.

[GP]

Seaman

Lauren
Keown
Campbell
Cole
Ljungberg
Parlour
Vieira
Edu
Wiltord
Kanu

[Master Splinter]

They have their two most important players missing and we should be looking to bounce back from Monday's disappointment. Wenfer is unlikely to change the team so we have to hope they play as they did against Hull and Liverpool rather than the lacklustre starts against Swansea and Reading.

We should let them come on to us and play a measured game, because they lack little bit quality.

1-3 tbh.

[Penguin]

1-1

[GP]

Arsenal team to play ManUtd: Ospina, Bellerin, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Monreal, Coquelin, Cazorla, Ramsey, Ozil, Alexis, Giroud

[GP]

subs: Szczesny, Gibbs, Gabriel, Flamini, Rosicky, Wilshere, Walcott

[AFC Leveller]

Without rooney, they will struggle to create or cheat and I can't see them beating us.

We could of course choose not to turn up and hand them the points so I'm a bit nervous.

[milla]

Media should stop announcing our starting eleven and subs, everyone knows it already. :coffee:

[Master Splinter]

United XI: De Gea, Valencia, Jones, Smalling, Rojo, Mata, Blind, Herrera, Young, Fellaini, Falcao
Subs: Valdes, Blackett, McNair, Di Maria, Januzaj, van Persie, Wilson

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Dat Guy still injured?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Falcao starting ahead of Van Cuntface? :haha::haha:

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

[AFC Leveller]

Looking at that man ure side, if we don't beat this pile of crappie dog Shite than the manager has to be sacked at least. Blind, Falco, toilet brush, smelling etc

[Penguin]

Van Persie :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carrick is joining Henry and Souness in the studio for some unbiased punditry.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

De Gea having a sit-down protest until it is agreed he can go to Madrid.

[adzzzbatch]

Please just let us beat these cunts Arsene.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I'm sure Van Gaal was in Eraserhead.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That isn't what he said Souness.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Also Souness, I am fairly sure Man Utd will have more possession.

Gary Neville co-commentating. :sick:

[adzzzbatch]

man u cum fest from sky :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Decent idea from Alexis but too much on it.

[adzzzbatch]

Alexis :bow:

[Kano]

Looking at their midfield we should be running the show all day, a very average United team that. A draw today and win against Sunderland will leave us third.

[adzzzbatch]

Dean is ref :sick:

[adzzzbatch]

Alexis :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Youngy. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

5:34 is the first mention of the 8-2

[Niall_Quinn]

Bizarre by Giroud - threw a punch but missed.

[adzzzbatch]

Alexis again :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rojo. :haha:

WTF?

[adzzzbatch]

rojo :lol:

[adzzzbatch]

toilet brush playing as striker :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kos sees off Falao. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Smalling shot, charged down.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Get up Fellaini.

[adzzzbatch]

fuck off you twat!!

[adzzzbatch]

theatre of dreams mentioned :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alexis. :(

Pass it buddy.

[adzzzbatch]

Alexis :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Freekck to Man Utd. :rolleyes:

[adzzzbatch]

crowd win a free kick

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mata freekick on target, easy for the best Colombian on the pitch.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lucky that FK was utter shite because the wall was a disaster.

[adzzzbatch]

What is this limp shit from us?

[adzzzbatch]

WAKE THE FUCK UP ARSENAL

[Power n Glory]

They're all over us.

[Niall_Quinn]

Well we won't be getting anything today if we persist with this standard of passing.

[RomfordPele]

Slow out of the blocks again. Back to the bad stuff.

[adzzzbatch]

FUCK OFF NEVILLE

[adzzzbatch]

Cazorla :doh:

[RomfordPele]

SHOOT YOU MUPPETS

[adzzzbatch]

Very shit from us

[Niall_Quinn]

Have Utd flooded the pitch or something? No fucker can stand up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Giroud took it down well there.

[adzzzbatch]

Fuck off Ramsey

[RomfordPele]

Really poor game so far.

[Niall_Quinn]

It's so shit. Totally static. Whoever has the ball is all alone against 3 Utd defenders, no other fucker is moving, just standing around waiting for ball to feet. Ideal for Utd.

[Power n Glory]

Ramsey going the back on himself there.

[adzzzbatch]

Tragic stuff from us

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jones was so fortunate there.

[adzzzbatch]

Giroud so sloooooow

[Niall_Quinn]

Handball, penalty, but not given.

[Niall_Quinn]

Well it was with his shoulder. Still think that counts though.

[adzzzbatch]

where's shrek today?

[RomfordPele]

Jones :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

De Gea is in Madrid.

[adzzzbatch]

de gay :lol:

[adzzzbatch]

it's funny how the commentators manage to pronounce the man u players names properly :rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

Same again, player under pressure and everyone else watching.

[adzzzbatch]

Ospina can't really kick can he?

[adzzzbatch]

so slow with the passing

[Globalgunner]

Wenger has apparently come for the draw...ergo! we are bound to lose

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Elbows Fellaini at it again.

[adzzzbatch]

felani :rolleyes:

[RomfordPele]

First elbow of the game by Fellaini.

[adzzzbatch]

FOULING CUNT

[Niall_Quinn]

No red for Fellaini :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Wenger has apparently come for the draw...ergo! we are bound to lose

Wenger has already gone on holidays. 4th secure, what else is there to be done?

[adzzzbatch]

Ref lets fellani away with it....

[McNamara That Ghost...]

De Gea just denies Jones. :lol:

[adzzzbatch]

united so fucking lucky

[Niall_Quinn]

You see how panicky and inept Jones is and we can't put any pressure on him. This would be a very easy 3 points if we had a manager to organise things.

[adzzzbatch]

What is our game plan exactly?

[adzzzbatch]

dean :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-0 Herrera. :doh:

[adzzzbatch]

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[RomfordPele]

Fuck off

[adzzzbatch]

FUCK YOU ARSENAL

[Niall_Quinn]

Too easy.

We still have 4th though so it doesn't really matter.

[adzzzbatch]

So very very shit

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Oh cock.

Wenger doing his best to snatch fourth place. :rolleyes:

[Penguin]

Awful defending.

Wenger :pal: :clap:

[RomfordPele]

Turned up with no game plan YET AGAIN.

United had one and scored because of it.

Fuck off wenger.

[adzzzbatch]

This is awful stuff

[Niall_Quinn]

What is our game plan exactly?

Just pass, pass, pass, then pass, pass, pass. And if the passing is a bit off then the game plan is... nothing.

Crap manager unfortunately. Always finds a way to play to the opponent's strengths.

[adzzzbatch]

wenger :bow:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

One of Coq or Santi to blame there for not picking up Herrera.


Harsh to blame Ospina but a better keeper may have saved it as well.

[Globalgunner]

Here we go again. Dire team showing us up again. Will he change it,? Yes he wont.

[adzzzbatch]

Ozil :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Giroud very dumb there.

[adzzzbatch]

None of our cunts can be bothered can they?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Ramsey's offering us nothing out wide.

[Niall_Quinn]

Really complex tactics from Utd. Keeper to Fellaini, hoof it wide and cross it in. Way too complex for our Arsene.

[RomfordPele]

Dismal stuff.

[adzzzbatch]

Really complex tactics from Utd. Keeper to Fellaini, hoof it wide and cross it in. Way too complex for our Arsene.

Wenger doesn't like to nullify the opponents strengths

[The Emirates Gallactico]

No need to panic though. We're only one down and they haven't been all over us.

[adzzzbatch]

That goal :sick:

[adzzzbatch]

No need to panic though. We're only one down and they haven't been all over us.

Well we don't have a manager that applies tactics so yeah I'm panicking

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Ramsey's offering us nothing out wide.

and this is a surprise to you?

[Niall_Quinn]

6 attempts to 0

Looks like the slow, static, narrow play in front of their back 4 isn't paying off. We should change it in the 82nd minute.

[adzzzbatch]

fuck off dean

[fakeyank]

Dismal stuff

[Niall_Quinn]

Dean being an officious twat.

Me stating the obvious :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We're going for fourth. :bow:

[adzzzbatch]

falco dives

[Niall_Quinn]

What a ridiculous dive by Falcoa. Dean likes it.

[adzzzbatch]

this is soooooooooooooooooooooo shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[adzzzbatch]

WAKE THE FUCK UP ARSENAL FFS

[Niall_Quinn]

Heard the whistle and assumed wankface had given a pen. Luckily he played by the rules instead.

[adzzzbatch]

hoooooooooooooooof

[adzzzbatch]

Bellerin :doh:

[RomfordPele]

Need to get to half time and hope the manager sorts us out tactically.

Oh.

Bugger.

[Niall_Quinn]

That should be a yellow for Valencia.

[adzzzbatch]

Giroud is fucked

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That slope down to the hoardings is lethal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tyler being racist.

[RomfordPele]

Err, no foul??

[adzzzbatch]

We've offered nothing

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Bring on Theo for Ramsey at half time pls.

[adzzzbatch]

This is as easy as you like for united

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Giant bug on the screen. :yikes:

[adzzzbatch]

all unted...

[Niall_Quinn]

We've offered nothing

Why bother? Do you work flat out in the gap between xmas and new year? That's a bit like this. 4th secure so take a break and enjoy the cash.

As some on here say, no difference between 2nd and 4th. And if we win the FA Cup then bonuses all round. Happy days.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Giant bug on the screen. :yikes:

Harsh on Ozil Macca.

[adzzzbatch]

felani dives

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Fuck off Dean. Fellani just fell over.

[Globalgunner]

Dean earning his match fee

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Blind finds his own man.

[Penguin]

And if we win the FA Cup then bonuses all round. Happy days.

Watch when we fuck that up too

[Niall_Quinn]

Cheating is instinctive for loo brush. And Neville likes it a lot.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Dean the new Webb

[adzzzbatch]

Arsenal asleep :sleep:

[RomfordPele]

2 nil now would be fatal.

[adzzzbatch]

less points than last season. progress :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-0 HT. That was the bad old days.

[adzzzbatch]

FUCKING SHIT

[Niall_Quinn]

Disgraceful half and fully, fully expected.

The players need to get in at half time and lay down the law to the incompetent accountant we have pretending to run the team.

[Kano]

This is why it has been 20 years since we had a team unchanged for so many games in a row.

[RomfordPele]

Crap from arsenal. No intensity, no composure, no game plan, no clue.

[adzzzbatch]

we've made a very very shit united side look good

[fakeyank]

Wenger to get a contract extension surely

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Hardly fatal but we really need to shape up in the second half.

Apart from the odd moment of good play we've been poor and Utd seem a lot more up for it than we do.

Just don't fucking conceed another.

Santi, Ramsey and Alexis all anonymous.

[adzzzbatch]

Crap from arsenal. No intensity, no composure, no game plan, no clue.

wenger :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wenger should stick to rearing sheep.

Wengerites. :bow:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Crap from arsenal. No intensity, no composure, no game plan, no clue.

I think the game plan was to sit back ala the FA cup match and break however the players have been poor.

[Niall_Quinn]

It should also be stated, Utd are shit. But they have bossed this one from the kick off.

I think in the 82nd minute we should bring Giroud off and then start getting it wide and lobbing crosses into Santi Cazorla.

[Globalgunner]

Bumbling, clueless, tactics less roving around the pitch for 45 mins. Have they no shame?

[adzzzbatch]

no shots :haha:

:bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

The very first thing Wenger needs to do (what he should have done before the game, but hey it's Wenger) is to put some pressure on loo brush. If we're just going to stand back and let that lump of shit control the game then don't bother coming out for the second half.

[RomfordPele]

Very poor from coquelin that.

[Munchies]

Arsenal have failed to have a single shot in the first-half of a PL game for the first time since November 2004 v Liverpool.

[Niall_Quinn]

Very poor from coquelin that.

Maybe, but then loo brush strolls, strolls, into the box. Not only are we slow and ponderous going forward, we're the same going back. Any old fool could set out a team the way Utd are playing today. And any old fool could counter it. As we know, Wenger is not just any old fool.

[adzzzbatch]

Arsenal have failed to have a single shot in the first-half of a PL game for the first time since November 2004 v Liverpool.

Arsenal, always finding new levels of shitness :bow:

[RomfordPele]

The very first thing Wenger needs to do (what he should have done before the game, but hey it's Wenger) is to put some pressure on loo brush. If we're just going to stand back and let that lump of shit control the game then don't bother coming out for the second half.

It makes me want to sob into my beer. There was only one way united could ever win this game with shrek out of the picture, and that was by lumping it at Fellaini. The fact that we've done precisely naff all to nullify that threat is indefensible.

Yes, the players have been shit, but as usual the manager has outdone them with his shiteness.

[Penguin]

Arsenal have failed to have a single shot in the first-half of a PL game for the first time since November 2004 v Liverpool.

Wengerball :bow:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Arsenal have failed to have a single shot in the first-half of a PL game for the first time since November 2004 v Liverpool.

Not that we haven't been bad but I don't think shots tell the whole story. We've been a lot worse than today, even during this season.

You can take a pointless 30 yard attempt straight at the keeper which will count as a shot whereas as slick attacking move only prevented by a last ditch tackle by the centre half won't count as a shot.

That being said the team needs to shoot more. God knows why Ozil and Santi seem afraid to strike the ball when near the goal.

[rodders]

Often a good ploy to pass the ball to a member of your own side!!!

[Master Splinter]

What's the point of trying to play on the break with just one outlet?

FFS WUMger, flexibility isn't a sin.

Ozil's non-shooting when in good positions is just pathetic. And annoying.

Koscielny and Monreal excellent, apart from the goal.

[adzzzbatch]

nice tits

[Globalgunner]

We really need to stop relying on the shytness of Pool, Spuds to guarantee our 4th place. One of them might get lucky one season.

[Niall_Quinn]

We really need to stop relying on the shytness of Pool, Spuds to guarantee our 4th place. One of them might get lucky one season.

Nah, very unlikely.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Arsenal. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

HERE WE GO! yawn

[Munchies]

Flamini might be coming on :lol:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Koscielny and Monreal excellent, apart from the goal.

I don't think either of them were to blame for the goal either. Monreal went to help Kos stop Fellani from heading it and it should have been one of Coq or Santi picking up the free Herrerea.

But yeah they've been excellent. Stopped what could have been a drubbing so far and if we do take something out of this game, it'll be thanks to them.

[RomfordPele]

Alexis injured so wenger warms up flamini???

[Xhaka Can’t]

Sounds almost as good as the first half I enjoyed at the Emirates on Monday

[adzzzbatch]

flamini to replace alexis :haha:

[adzzzbatch]

Sounds almost as good as the first half I enjoyed at the Emirates on Monday

They've gone on holiday

[Niall_Quinn]

This is pathetic.

STATIC.

Player receives the ball, has zero options, Utd send three players, ball lost. Repeat.

[adzzzbatch]

alexis fouled....

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mike Dean you prick.

[adzzzbatch]

dean :haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Dean earning his money again. :rolleyes:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mata and Young conspire to ruin an attack.

[adzzzbatch]

fucking terrible

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Young passes it to Ospina. :huh:

[adzzzbatch]

the passing :haha:

[adzzzbatch]

that corner :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alexis. :doh:

[adzzzbatch]

Fuck off Alexis

[Munchies]

Alexis.. c'mon son :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Anyone got a stream? Looks like the Sky gatekeepers just took down a bunch.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Alexis :lol:

Difficult.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Anyone got a stream? Looks like the Sky gatekeepers just took down a bunch.

http://www.vipleague.is/football/303567/4/manchester-united-vs-arsenal-live-stream-online.html

[RomfordPele]

We still have a massive inferiority complex with united. The lack of composure out there is staggering for a team of this quality. Mentally we are so, so weak.

[adzzzbatch]

Fuck off Ramsey

[Niall_Quinn]

http://www.vipleague.is/football/303567/4/manchester-united-vs-arsenal-live-stream-online.html

Thx

[adzzzbatch]

Thx

You don't need to watch, this one has been played out before.

[Munchies]

GIF:

http://giant.gfycat.com/SingleUntriedBudgie.gif

Phil Jones :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

We could still pub a draw here if the ball bobbles right.

[fakeyank]

Count the number of completed passes on the Man Utd side of the half.. So far I have not counted more than 2 passes and I'm not making this shit up. 2 more years of this shit!

[Globalgunner]

In the days of Fergie I used to think sometimes that United could put out a team of groundsmen and ticket officers and still beat us. Seems a change of manager has not changed much. This a pub a United team as any we`ve ever seen. we are not even competing here

[Niall_Quinn]

Was painful watching that Fellaini offside happen. The midfield just let him go and then Kos was dragged out on cover. Even shrek could have filled his boots today.

[adzzzbatch]

"he's just off"

by a mile :lol:

[Dein-machine]

Theo & jack need to come on now before they get the second. Our clueless manager needs to do something to make them sit back a it. This is so easy for them. Burnley offered more of a threat at O.T. than we have

[adzzzbatch]

Ozil fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xhaka Can’t]

It'll be different next season. You'll see.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ozil :doh:

He needs to take it on there.

[Power n Glory]

Coward!

[Niall_Quinn]

Theo & jack need to come on now before they get the second. Our clueless manager needs to do something to make them sit back a it. This is so easy for them. Burnley offered more of a threat at O.T. than we have

72nd and 89th min - patience.

[Niall_Quinn]

Coward!

No I'm not! You are!

[adzzzbatch]

cunt coming on to score

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Falcao off, RVP on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ramsey's little tricks and flicks are ideal at this point.

[adzzzbatch]

arsenal really know how to suck the joy out it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oh FFS Bif.

[RomfordPele]

Persistent fouling by united who have played this game like stoke circa 2011.

And it still works against us.

Giroud should have scored.

[adzzzbatch]

FUCK OFF GIROID

[Niall_Quinn]

Top striker scores there. Giroud misses.

[Globalgunner]

in Wengers mind a 1-0 loss could be considered a good result here

Giroud.....bargain basement crap

[Power n Glory]

Shit!

[Dein-machine]

Giroud showing why we need a proper striker- again

[adzzzbatch]

Wenger gets up off of his arse :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Go away Rojo.

[Munchies]

Stay on your feet Giroud :doh:

[adzzzbatch]

Ramsey should have got there

[RomfordPele]

Still no composure. It's all panicked.

Getting closer though.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pen for foul on Giroud. Not given.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cazorla couldn't do a Herrera.

[adzzzbatch]

smalling fouling giroud nothing given :rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

Dean and his linesmen are cheats and the proof is there for all to see.

[adzzzbatch]

Ospina is a bit shit really.

[Niall_Quinn]

Alexis just not on the pace today.

[Niall_Quinn]

Why is that not a card? It's a fucking disgrace.

[adzzzbatch]

that's a booking all day long not iven

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Crap freekick.

[RomfordPele]

More persistent fouling. Still no cards.

[Globalgunner]

Ospina is a bit shit really.
He is better than Arsenal quality..Remember Almunia?

[Niall_Quinn]

5 mins to the sub, thank fuck.

[adzzzbatch]

He is better than Arsenal quality..Remember Almunia?

I do :ilt:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Another obvious foul not given.

[adzzzbatch]

Ramsey fouled