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McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 07:57 AM
Saturday, 16th May 2015
Southampton v Aston Villa, 12:45 http://i44.tinypic.com/5bpl5u.png
Burnley v Stoke, 15:00
QPR v Newcastle, 15:00
Sunderland v Leicester, 15:00
Tottenham v Hull, 15:00
West Ham v Everton, 15:00
Liverpool v Crystal Palace, 17:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Sunday, 17th May 2015
Swansea v Man City, 13:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Man Utd v Arsenal, 16:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Monday, 18th May 2015
West Brom v Chelsea, 20:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

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As it stands:

http://i58.tinypic.com/vytgt3.png

Munchies
16-05-2015, 09:27 AM
Gerrard :bow:

adzzzbatch
16-05-2015, 11:20 AM
I really really hope that Palace can ruin gerrard's day :pray:

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 11:27 AM
Southampton: Gazzaniga, Clyne, Fonte, Alderweireld, Bertrand, Wanyama, S. Davis, Ward-Prowse, Mané, Long, Pellè.

Aston Villa: Given, Bacuna, Vlaar, Okore, Hutton, Westwood, Delph, Cleverley, N'Zogbia, Grealish, Benteke.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 12:01 PM
Southampton 3-0 Villa, Mane hat-trick in three minutes!

:haha:

Thierrymon
16-05-2015, 12:06 PM
Surely quickest hatrick in EPL history?

Hope we get this villa at Wembley.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 12:06 PM
Two minutes and 56 seconds apparently. :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 12:11 PM
Southampton 4-0 Villa, Long.

:doh:

Embarrassing from Villa.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 12:12 PM
Villa fans leaving already.

Ralpheroo72
16-05-2015, 12:15 PM
I hope Hutton is left back for Villa May 30th, woeful.

Thierrymon
16-05-2015, 12:23 PM
5-0 :lol: Great goal that too.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 12:23 PM
Southampton 5-0 Villa, Long! What a strike!

:haha:

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 12:28 PM
Villa :haha:. Just horrific.

Goals 1,2 and 4 were the stuff of defensive nightmares.

Shane Long :bow:. Woz rite about him all along.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 12:33 PM
Southampton 5-1 Villa, Benteke. The comeback is on!

Thierrymon
16-05-2015, 12:33 PM
Great header by Benteke 5-1.

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 12:35 PM
I really really hope that Palace can ruin gerrard's day :pray:

Pretty much.

Although I fear a complete gush fest in which they win 4-0 and the ref gives Liverpool a late non-pel just so Stevie Me can hollywood one in.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 12:53 PM
Given. :haha:

Terrible.

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 12:59 PM
Given and Delph have been woeful, but will of course not come in for any criticism.

Unlike Vlaar, Okore and Hutton (to a lesser extent being British) who will be slaughtered.

I'd love Given and Hutton to start the Cup final, but WUMger would find it offensive to take ruthless advantage of their glaring weaknesses.

GP
16-05-2015, 01:01 PM
Two minutes and 56 seconds apparently. :bow:

How is that even possible??

I can't even do that on Fifa

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 01:04 PM
Did Given try to save that? If he did, he actually missed it.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 01:05 PM
How is that even possible??

I can't even do that on Fifa

Villa found their early season form, no computer can recreate that ineptitude.

Also, FIFA. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 01:19 PM
Poor shot from Clyne.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 01:24 PM
Southampton 6-1 Villa, Pele!

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 01:31 PM
QPR: Green, Onuoha, Caulker, Dunne, Hill, Phillips, Barton, Henry, Hoilett, Fer, Austin.

Newcastle: Krul, Janmaat, Coloccini, Dummett, Gutierrez, Colback, R.Taylor, Sissoko, Cabella, Perez, Riviere.

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Tottenham: Lloris, Dier, Fazio, Vertonghen, Rose, Bentaleb, Mason, Chadli, Eriksen, Lamela, Kane.

Hull City: Harper, Chester, Dawson, McShane, Elmohamady, Meyler, Huddlestone, Quinn, Brady, Jelavić, N'Doye.

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Sunderland: Pantilimon; Jones, Coates, O'Shea, Van Aanholt; Larsson, Cattermole, Bridcutt; Defoe, Graham, Wickham.

Leicester: Schmeichel; Wasilewski, Huth, Morgan; Albrighton, King, Cambiasso, Schlupp; Mahrez, Ulloa, Vardy.

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McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 01:31 PM
West Ham: Adrian, Jenkinson, Reid, Collins, Cresswell, Kouyate, Song, Noble, Downing, Valencia, Cole.
Subs: Jarvis, Nene, O'Brien, Amalfitano, Jaaskelainen, Burke, Lee.

Everton: Howard, Coleman, Stones, Jagielka, Galloway, Barry, McCarthy, Lennon, Barkley, Osman, Lukaku.
Subs: Robles, McGeady, Kone, Mirallas, Naismith, Besic, Garbutt.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 01:31 PM
Burnley: Heaton; Trippier; Shackell, Duff, Mee; Boyd, Arfield, Jones, Taylor; Barnes; Ings

Stoke: Butland; Cameron, Shawcross, Muniesa, Pieters; Whelan, N'Zonzi; Walters, Adam, Arnautovic; Diouf

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 01:33 PM
Westwood has chance for a bit of pride but decides he would rather blaze it in to the stands.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 01:37 PM
Southampton 6-1 Aston Villa, FT.

Well done Villa.

Southampton to play like this against Citeh next weekend. :pray:

Munchies
16-05-2015, 02:02 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFIZnb8WgAEm22A.jpg

:lol:

Shaqiri Is Boss
16-05-2015, 02:04 PM
Hmmmm.

You don't see the second word...

Munchies
16-05-2015, 02:06 PM
In?

:blink:

Munchies
16-05-2015, 02:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51upidIF9Lg&feature=youtu.be

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 02:18 PM
Jelavic just missed a good chance and then hits the crossbar a few minutes later.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 02:23 PM
QPR 0-1 Barcodes, Riviere!

Shaqiri Is Boss
16-05-2015, 02:24 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM5Of17L1k0

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 02:25 PM
Jelavic with a pub touch when in on goal.

Spurs' defence is just awlful.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 02:33 PM
Green. :rose:

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 02:33 PM
Green has had an outstanding season says Merse :sarcy:

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 02:35 PM
This Spuds v Hull match is a brilliant advertisement for the PL.

Absolutely no technical competence on show.

Shaqiri Is Boss
16-05-2015, 02:40 PM
Jesus Christ Garth just fuck off.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 02:47 PM
Dennis Rodman playing for the Spuds today.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 02:50 PM
The Final Score boys have picked Chelsea's Nemanja Matic and Manchester United's Michael Carrick from the shortlist of midfielders for the team of the season.

:haha:

Globalgunner
16-05-2015, 02:58 PM
Why not, Carrick ticks all the boxes, hes English and plays for United. The fact that he has only played about a dozen games all season, is neither here nor there.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 03:12 PM
Spuds 1-0 Hull, CHadli.

Hull. :rose:

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 03:13 PM
QPR 1-1 Barcodes, Phillips!

Best Coach in the League. :doh:

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 03:17 PM
Spuds 2-0 Hull, Rodman.

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 03:18 PM
Hull :wave:.

What a job Brucey is doing!

He made some great signings!

Why isn't he considered for the top jobs?

Brucey for England.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 03:19 PM
'Ammers 1-0 Neverton, Downing.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 03:20 PM
QPR 2-1 Barcodes, Fer! Barcodes. :haha:

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 03:26 PM
Newcastle :haha:.

It would be useful if Sunderland won today, as they'd be safe what with Hull losing. And they can celebrate by putting the flip-flops on and getting a good beating on Wednesday.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 03:26 PM
'Ammers 1-1 Everton, Osman.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 03:36 PM
Burnley won last week Jeff.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 03:47 PM
Old Man Hill denies Cisse with a Big Man block, I think.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 03:49 PM
'Ammers 1-2 Everton, Lukaku.

Fat Sam. :wave:

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 03:50 PM
Sunderland 0-0 Leicester, FT.

Spuds 2-0 Hull, FT.

Leicester are safe.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 03:51 PM
West Ham 1-2 Everton, FT.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 03:51 PM
Burnley 0-0 Stoke, FT. :sleep:

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 03:52 PM
QPR 2-1 Barcodes, FT!

:haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 03:55 PM
Steven Gerrard's memorial service is on in five minutes, SS1.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 03:59 PM
BBC website. :rose:

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 04:02 PM
Gerrard Pallbearers XI: Mignolet, Can, Skrtel, Lovren, Moreno, Gerrard, Henderson, Lallana, Coutinho, Ibe, Sterling.
Subs: Ward, Johnson, Toure, Lambert, Lucas, Allen, Sinclair.

Crystal Palace XI: Hennessey, Ward, Dann, Kelly, Souare, McArthur, Ledley, Puncheon, Lee, Bolasie, Chamakh.
Subs: Speroni, Delaney, Jedinak, Mutch, Zaha, Campbell, Murray.

The Emirates Gallactico
16-05-2015, 04:03 PM
BBC live update gone tits up for anyone else as well?


I guess they're diverting all their resources towards Stevie G's funeral.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 04:03 PM
They're actually at Anfield? :doh:

For the two years SNF has been running - always been in a studio.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 04:04 PM
BBC live update gone tits up for anyone else as well?


I guess they're diverting all their resources towards Stevie G's funeral.

It's the entire BBC website that has gone down. :lol:

The Emirates Gallactico
16-05-2015, 04:04 PM
Also, :wave: Balotelli

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 04:09 PM
It's the entire BBC website that has gone down. :lol:

iPlayer was OK.

It's back! now though.

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 04:12 PM
Motson got Rose mixed up with Chris Hughton. :haha:

Senility :bow:.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 04:14 PM
We're witnessing the first ever posthumous appearance from a player.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 04:18 PM
Redknapp. :haha:

He was Scholes, Keane, Lampard and Vieira rolled in to one apparently. :wacko:

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 04:18 PM
That's Bret Hart's catchphrase you wankers!

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 04:20 PM
No adverse publicity for Stevie G apparently. Yeah, when you erase everything and create a false history, it never happened.

The only thing more nauseatingly sickening than the whole absurd Liverpool cult are the sycophantic lemmings of the British media.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 04:25 PM
He doesn't want it to be about him...he comes out last with his children.

:haha:

Shaqiri Is Boss
16-05-2015, 04:34 PM
It would be kinda funny after all this if he was back on loan in January.

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 04:34 PM
Stevie Me indeed.

But he doesn't like the spotlight while he's recklessly charging around the pitch, going for hollywood passes and shots, being centre of a pathetic guard of honour, bringing his family with him, doing endless interviews and generally making sure it's all about him.

But he's all about the team and doesn't want it to be about him.

Honest.

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 04:36 PM
Palace can inject dignity back into the world by beating this ridiculous sideshow.

But it seems like everyone is in on it.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 04:37 PM
It says In Rodgers We Trust. :unsure:

AFC Leveller
16-05-2015, 04:38 PM
Sunderland players and staff to park their vehicles at the emirates on Wednesday.

Munchies
16-05-2015, 04:45 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFJCej6XIAEGfa_.jpg

oh :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 04:52 PM
Horrendous cross from Ward.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 04:53 PM
Bolasie shot, deflects behind.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 04:54 PM
Coutinho. :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 04:56 PM
Liverpool 1-0 Palace, Lallana.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 04:57 PM
Alan Parry is attributing that goal to Stevie Me.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 04:58 PM
Ledley. :haha:

Great chance.

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 04:58 PM
Palace were completely outplaying them too.

Then a fuck-up from Palace.

I'm sure that wasn't deliberate. :rolleyes:

Why are we watching? :sick:

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 04:58 PM
If you needed any more proof this was a fix.

Corruption :bow:.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 05:00 PM
Agent Kelly.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 05:01 PM
Why are we watching? :sick:

Passing the time until the Swiss Civil War breaks out in Rome.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 05:01 PM
Bolasie has Ramsey's rubber legs.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 05:02 PM
Puncheon shoots, deflected, Mignolet saves.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 05:04 PM
Stevie Me showing the passing ability of Scholes that he possesses.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 05:05 PM
Lee. :doh:

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 05:12 PM
Can booked. Freekick to Palace, dangerous area.

Globalgunner
16-05-2015, 05:13 PM
Glad we were saved from this colossal deluge of hyperbole in the FA cup. Some parts of the press would have suggested we start that game 1-0 down, or maybe insist we start with Diaby, Arteta and Flamini to even things up. Maybe Seaman in goal too.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 05:13 PM
Liverpool 1-1 Palace, Puncheon!

:haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 05:15 PM
It should give this competition...

I guess they are playing for the Stevie Me Memorial Trophy, Smudger.

Globalgunner
16-05-2015, 05:15 PM
Puncheon playing Jedi mind tricks with the Pool defence. It works!.....1-1

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 05:15 PM
Puncheon has been shitting on them all game.

No-one else is on his level though.

He'll be taken to the Tower at half-time.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 05:17 PM
The Sky presenters are in the stands!!!!!

:haha:

Fuck me.

The Emirates Gallactico
16-05-2015, 05:23 PM
Starfish dive to come in the 94th minute to immortalise Stevie G as a Kop legend tbh.

adzzzbatch
16-05-2015, 05:23 PM
Come on Palace!

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 05:31 PM
Sky Sports Drone. :lol:

All La Liga matches are on at the same time tomorrow. :doh:

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 05:32 PM
The Champions League final was ten years ago, Carragher. He's an Old Man now.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 05:33 PM
Ledley so poor, lets the ball bounces off him. Only needed any kind of control and would have been clean through.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 05:36 PM
Unsure how Henderson didn't get a clean shot away.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 05:37 PM
Lee goes down, no pelanty given.

Think Skrtel was lucky.

The Emirates Gallactico
16-05-2015, 05:37 PM
Make it less obvious :lol::lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 05:38 PM
Bolasie's crossing. :rolleyes:

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 05:39 PM
Lee. :doh:

It's there for Palace.

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 05:39 PM
Ryo :doh:.

The Emirates Gallactico
16-05-2015, 05:39 PM
Palace carving them open. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 05:40 PM
Coutinho successfully clears the Mersey.

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 05:41 PM
Bolasie's crossing. :rolleyes:

His next one will probably go into the top corner opposite to the one he was aiming for and he will have been attempting to pass back to Dann.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 05:44 PM
Henderson. :haha:

He needs to drop the Stevie Me tribute act.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 05:47 PM
Liverpool 1-2 Palace, ZAHA!!!

:haha:

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 05:47 PM
Zaha!!!!!

First touch. :haha:

The Emirates Gallactico
16-05-2015, 05:47 PM
Zaha :haha:

Ex UTd play as well :haha:

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 05:49 PM
Did Bolasie actually mean that cross?

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 05:49 PM
Send him off!!

adzzzbatch
16-05-2015, 05:50 PM
GET IN!!!!!

The Emirates Gallactico
16-05-2015, 05:51 PM
"You're just a shit Steven Gerrard" ...... being sung by the Palace crowd to Henderson :haha::haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 05:53 PM
Bolasie hits the bar!

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 05:54 PM
Piss off!

Satan saves Liverpool by sitting on the bar.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 05:56 PM
Henderson. :lol:

Going for goal from all angles.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 06:03 PM
Pinball passing from Liverpool for no real reason.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 06:03 PM
Chakma off, Mutch on.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 06:05 PM
Gerrard's freekick. :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 06:08 PM
Gerrard. :doh:

Worst shot of all time I think.

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 06:08 PM
Stevie Me :haha: :haha:.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 06:09 PM
Bolasie off, Muzza on.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 06:14 PM
It's Gerrard, can this be his moment?

He was way out wide. :wacko:

Moreno off, Sinclair on.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 06:15 PM
Sterling doesn't really do too much these days.

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 06:15 PM
Sterling :haha:.

£50m :haha:.

The Emirates Gallactico
16-05-2015, 06:16 PM
Post again!

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 06:16 PM
Mignolet saves from Puncheon but a poor one really. Rebound could have gone in but offside anyway.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 06:17 PM
Pelanty to Palace!

:haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 06:18 PM
Let Gerrard take it!

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 06:18 PM
Liverpool 1-3 Palace, MUZZA!!!

Though he had the pelanty saved.

Stevie Me. :haha:

Bye.

The Emirates Gallactico
16-05-2015, 06:18 PM
Stevie G :haha::haha:

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 06:19 PM
MUZZAAAAAA!!!!!

:haha: :haha: :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 06:22 PM
Liverpool 1-3 Palace, FT!!!

:haha:

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 06:24 PM
Stevie Me :haha:.

Liverpool :haha:.

Rodgers :haha:.

Phil Thompson :haha:.

Dalglish :haha:.

Carragher :haha:.

Jimmy Tarbuck :haha:.

Cilla Black :haha:.

Sonia :haha:.

Palace :bow:.

Shaqiri Is Boss
16-05-2015, 06:24 PM
And this ref has got the cup final :wacko:

I reckon I'm in with a shout next year.


And we were shit again. Shocker. Sterling shouldn't be allowed out of Melwood until he learns to fucking shoot.

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 06:27 PM
So will they just change the record books and put that down as a Liverpool victory?

That was definitely worth watching in the end.

The horrible Liverpool cult well and truly given a good kicking by Pardiola.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 06:28 PM
Has he just walked off the pitch? :haha:

What an end.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 06:29 PM
And this ref has got the cup final :wacko:

I reckon I'm in with a shout next year.


And we were shit again. Shocker. Sterling shouldn't be allowed out of Melwood until he learns to fucking shoot.

It is either him, Mr. Magoo, Stevie Wonder, Aemon Targaryen or Ray Charles.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 06:34 PM
Ah he is coming back out again, just to prove it isn't about him.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 06:37 PM
All the players wearing Gerrard shirts. :wacko:

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 06:41 PM
It is either him, Mr. Magoo, Stevie Wonder, Aemon Targaryen or Ray Charles.

That girl from the 'Hello' video woz robbed.

Master Splinter
16-05-2015, 06:43 PM
All the players wearing Gerrard shirts. :wacko:

It is genuinely terrifying.

David Lynch could be directing this.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 06:44 PM
Just needs that horrible freaky bloke from Lost Highway.

Jay Spearing.

Letters
16-05-2015, 06:44 PM
Stevie G :haha:

Palace :bow:

adzzzbatch
16-05-2015, 06:51 PM
Liverpool :haha:

Gerrard :haha:

AFC Leveller
16-05-2015, 06:51 PM
You can't not laugh at this, stevie lapping the attention, coming out with his kids, going for the Hollywood passes etc and pardiola getting a very unlikely victory

:lol:

Munchies
16-05-2015, 09:42 PM
Twitter saying it's Kompany and Nasri's gf :lol:


https://twitter.com/search?q=kompany&src=typd&vertical=default&f=tweets


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFJ_XqmWEAAbkdb.jpg

McNamara That Ghost...
16-05-2015, 10:11 PM
What a captain, allegedly.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 11:39 AM
Swansea: Fabianski, Richards, Fernandez, Williams, Taylor, Cork, Shelvey, Dyer, Sigurdsson, Montero, Gomis.
Subs: Tremmel, Bartley, Tiendalli, Britton, Grimes, Barrow, Emnes.

Manchester City: Hart, Zabaleta, Demichelis, Mangala, Kolarov, Fernandinho, Milner, Toure, Lampard, Silva, Aguero.
Subs: Caballero, Kompany, Clichy, Jovetic, Dzeko, Navas, Bony.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 12:33 PM
Gomis goes for it on his own, easily went passed the Citeh 'defence', tame shot to Hart though.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 12:40 PM
Gomis. :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 12:44 PM
The ref with a nice lay-off.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 12:46 PM
Kolarov freekick, wide.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 12:47 PM
Hart saves from Dyer, poor finish.

Mangala. :haha:

Absolutely horrendous.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 12:48 PM
Disallowed goal for Aguero.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 12:51 PM
Swansea 0-1 Citeh, Yaya.

Agent Fabianski. :doh:

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 12:57 PM
Somehow Honest Frank avoids the ball, Taylor gets the ball away by scuffing it over.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 12:58 PM
Mangala. :lol:

Master Splinter
17-05-2015, 12:58 PM
Swansea should have played the defensive game again. They seem to score from their singular chances as opposed to missing loads.

The Emirates Gallactico
17-05-2015, 12:59 PM
Why couldn't we have had that Fabianski against us instead of the good one. :rolleyes:

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 01:01 PM
Yaya shoots, this time blocked.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 01:02 PM
Gomis with another chance, can't put it in even if he was offside.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 01:06 PM
Swansea 0-2 Citeh, Milner.

Swansea you mugs.

Master Splinter
17-05-2015, 01:07 PM
Swansea you fucktards.

Shaqiri Is Boss
17-05-2015, 01:07 PM
Milner :bow: Vastly underrated player, if he's moving to us.

Swansea :lol: Letting that donkey Milner score against them, if he's moving to you.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 01:08 PM
David Silva has embraced being the thug at the expense of being able to play football.

Japan Shaking All Over
17-05-2015, 01:09 PM
Fabs showing why we let him go (that's not saying we have anything better)........why the fuck can't he have the same kind of game in a row.....

AFC Leveller
17-05-2015, 01:12 PM
Swansea are a bunch of cunts, they rolled over for city and Chelsea and gifted them the points. Flappy is a clown too, giving his all against us but showing his true self today.

Master Splinter
17-05-2015, 01:12 PM
Gomis playing like a blind, drunk and dazed Kenwyne Jones.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 01:15 PM
Swansea 1-2 Citeh, SIGURDSSON!

:bow:

Master Splinter
17-05-2015, 01:18 PM
Now get your team to mount a proper comeback Brody, you ginger terrorist prick.

Master Splinter
17-05-2015, 01:28 PM
Every Gomis pass has been 5 metres away from the intended teammate. Useless oaf.

Niall_Quinn
17-05-2015, 01:46 PM
Montero is dogshit. If I had a pub team I wouldn't pick him for it.

Master Splinter
17-05-2015, 01:47 PM
Montero is dogshit. If I had a pub team I wouldn't pick him for it.

He's actually been decent today.

Niall_Quinn
17-05-2015, 01:49 PM
He's actually been decent today.

Guy is brain-dead. The amount of chances he's had to put in a decent cross or lay off a simple pass. He's like Walcott with epilepsy.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 01:51 PM
Swansea 2-2 Citeh, GOMIS!!!

AFC Leveller
17-05-2015, 01:51 PM
Guy is brain-dead. The amount of chances he's had to put in a decent cross or lay off a simple pass. He's like Walcott with epilepsy.

He is that's true apart from when faces us that is. Two assist for the two winners against them this seadon.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 01:51 PM
Managala. :haha:

One of the worst signings ever. Horrific.

Master Splinter
17-05-2015, 01:51 PM
Fabianski somewhat redeems himself.

Master Splinter
17-05-2015, 01:52 PM
GOMIS!!!!!!

Master Splinter
17-05-2015, 01:52 PM
Mangala is a legend.

Niall_Quinn
17-05-2015, 01:53 PM
2-2. Excellent. Didn't think these turds could score but Gomis randoms in the equaliser.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 01:53 PM
Agent Fabianski is back!

Denying David Silva.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 01:53 PM
Jesus Navas. :haha:

Master Splinter
17-05-2015, 01:53 PM
Guy is brain-dead. The amount of chances he's had to put in a decent cross or lay off a simple pass. He's like Walcott with epilepsy.

Well, yes. But today he's been a bit less braindead and has in turn given Citeh's creaky defence some headaches.

Niall_Quinn
17-05-2015, 01:56 PM
Pretty awful miss by Silva really.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 01:57 PM
Mangala with his first piece of composed defending, tame header down to Fabianski.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 02:00 PM
NQ is such a mark for Man City.

Dyer off, Barrow wheeled on.

The Emirates Gallactico
17-05-2015, 02:00 PM
Agent Fabianski :bow:


I take it all back. We let the wrong Pole go.

The Emirates Gallactico
17-05-2015, 02:01 PM
Managala. :haha:

One of the worst signings ever. Horrific.

Mangala
Di Maria
Falcao
Ballotelli
Lovern

5 worst transfers of this season

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 02:01 PM
Swansea 2-3 Citeh, Yaya.

Flappyhandski makes an unwelcome appearance.

adzzzbatch
17-05-2015, 02:02 PM
fuck you swansea

Master Splinter
17-05-2015, 02:02 PM
Fabianski with a career highlights package in one game.

GP
17-05-2015, 02:02 PM
ffs

Globalgunner
17-05-2015, 02:02 PM
Yaya scoring exactly the same goal ...again

The Emirates Gallactico
17-05-2015, 02:03 PM
FFS I'm sorry lads. :(


I jinxed it.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 02:03 PM
Fernandinho booked. Scrote.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 02:04 PM
Shelvey off, Great Britton on.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 02:06 PM
Fernandinho off, Kompany on.

Niall_Quinn
17-05-2015, 02:06 PM
At least Shelvey could have pubbed a punted effort. Now Gomis will have to roll a double 6 again.

Niall_Quinn
17-05-2015, 02:07 PM
Siggurdson is going for the world record for being pointless.

Niall_Quinn
17-05-2015, 02:08 PM
Captain Miracle coming on. Must be late getting back from Lesbo's house.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 02:09 PM
What a save from Hart to deny Fernandez.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 02:10 PM
Sigurdsson off, Emnes on.

Niall_Quinn
17-05-2015, 02:10 PM
Bollocks. Hart falls over and it hits his hand.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 02:11 PM
Hart denies Gomis.

Master Splinter
17-05-2015, 02:11 PM
Piss off Hart!

FFS.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 02:12 PM
Yaya hauled off, Bony on.

Niall_Quinn
17-05-2015, 02:13 PM
That's a really poor effort from Gormless.

The Emirates Gallactico
17-05-2015, 02:16 PM
Granted I think Hart has too many mistakes in him to be ever considered a top keeper but that's the sort of match winning saves we've been missing from our keepers for ages.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 02:17 PM
Five added minutes. Come on Swansea.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 02:18 PM
Swansea 2-4 Citeh, Bony flukes it in.

Swansea. :doh:

Berks.

The Emirates Gallactico
17-05-2015, 02:19 PM
Oh well, third place it is for us then.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 02:21 PM
Koeman is our last hope tbf.

Niall_Quinn
17-05-2015, 02:22 PM
Oh well, third place it is for us then.

4th is still on, don't rule Wenger out yet.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2015, 02:22 PM
Clattenburg could have given a pelanty but decides FT is the better option.

Tit.

Niall_Quinn
17-05-2015, 02:25 PM
Easy win in the end for the team with the semi-competent tactician.

The Emirates Gallactico
17-05-2015, 02:26 PM
4th is still on, don't rule Wenger out yet.

Even if we lose today we'd still be favourites considering we have WBA and Sunderland at home left whereas as Utd have a Hull City scrambling to save their PL lives away.


But yeah ..... it's not over yet. After being alive to witness shit like that 4 - 4 at Newcastle, throwing away the title in 02/03 and even Anderlecht this season ........ I'm not ruling it out. :cry:

Munchies
17-05-2015, 09:34 PM
MOTD2..

ffs Fabianski :doh:

Letters
17-05-2015, 09:55 PM
MOTD2..

ffs Fabianski :doh:

Yeah. :lol: Now he remembers he's useless :doh:

Also, what the hell was that intro to our game about?! :rolleyes:

Munchies
17-05-2015, 10:06 PM
Yeah. :lol: Now he remembers he's useless :doh:

Also, what the hell was that intro to our game about?! :rolleyes:

yeah that intro was awful

playing for.... third :haha:

Munchies
17-05-2015, 10:10 PM
Phil Jones :lol:

Globalgunner
18-05-2015, 07:09 PM
Wheres Maccy

Saido Berahino has just scored against the best team ever in the PL

Globalgunner
18-05-2015, 07:29 PM
Welcome back Diego, you have not been missed.

Fabregas the scrote gets sent off

Probably wanted to get back early to his baby mama. Will miss last game this season and 2 in the next

AFC Leveller
18-05-2015, 08:13 PM
Big man goes through berahino, denying a goal scoring opportunity while being the last man,no card.

Refs still bent it seems.

AFC Leveller
18-05-2015, 08:14 PM
Big man goes through berahino, denying a goal scoring opportunity while being the last man,no card.

Refs still bent it seems.

Master Splinter
18-05-2015, 08:18 PM
West Brom 2-0 Chelsea, Berahino with the pelanty. :haha:

Cuntregas sent off for kicking the ball at Brunt. :haha:

Big Man avoids a blatant red card because he's a big brave masculine warrior and the ref wants to make sure he becomes only the second player to play every minute of a PL campaign. Corruption :bow:.

Anyway: Chelsea :haha:.

Master Splinter
18-05-2015, 08:21 PM
West Brom 3-0 Chelsea, BRUNT!!!!! :haha:

Courtois :haha:.

Master Splinter
18-05-2015, 08:23 PM
Impregnable defence :bow:.

Mourinho giving his super kids a chance :bow:.

How can this all-conquering, incredibly exciting team be losing?

Master Splinter
18-05-2015, 08:26 PM
Diego Costa hauled off.

Some £25m mannequin on.

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
18-05-2015, 08:36 PM
Impregnable defence :bow:.

Mourinho giving his super kids a chance :bow:.

How can this all-conquering, incredibly exciting team be losing?

To be fair to put it in perspective you can't expect anyone at Chelsea to give a fuck about this game it's just fixture fulfilment, they haven't got a records point total to chase or an unbeaten season. West Brom can keep their fans happy with a memorable but ultimately pointless win, everyone (apart from the travelling Chelsea support ha ha ha) goes home happy.

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
18-05-2015, 08:40 PM
But if someone wouldn't mind answering this for me, does what Darth Fabregas got sent off for count as dangerous play/violent conduct (I'm assuming so) and therefore he will miss the first two games of next season? (Well the community shield and first league game).

McNamara That Ghost...
18-05-2015, 08:49 PM
I think it would be. Not sure he'd miss the Community Shield though.

Chelsea. :haha:

What a bunch of frauds.

McNamara That Ghost...
18-05-2015, 08:50 PM
Matic taking a freekick, WTF? :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
18-05-2015, 08:53 PM
WBA 3-0 Chelsea, FT! :haha:

Mourinho. :haha:

Pubbers. :haha:

These bunch of scrotes cannot break in to the 90 point mark.

McNamara That Ghost...
18-05-2015, 08:54 PM
Giving the thumbs up? :haha:

No he's doing the Vettel.

Master Splinter
18-05-2015, 08:54 PM
Chelsea :haha:.

Mourinho :haha:.

Fabregas :haha:.

Gary Nevile :haha:.

Pat Nevin :haha:.

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
18-05-2015, 09:00 PM
ultimately meaningless game (baggies stay in 13th regardless of tonight's result) but always invigorating to see Mourinho lose. I do feel strongly that when he loses, football wins, i agree with Volker Roth when he called him the "enemy of football"

McNamara That Ghost...
18-05-2015, 09:14 PM
Mourinho complaining about lots of injuries. :lol:

Jog on.

McNamara That Ghost...
18-05-2015, 09:17 PM
What a whining shithead. :lol:

Niall_Quinn
18-05-2015, 09:29 PM
If only we had given it a go in the game against them. These are not good champions, to go down 3-0 even though they have won it shows a lack of pride and respect. Just a little pressure on them in the run-in and they might have cracked. But we had too many saying no chance, no way, impossible, 0-0 is a big step forward considering we lost heavily the season before.

With Platini backing down on FFP and the chavs, gypos and scumbags ready to splash another billion we missed a great chance to challenge this season. It's an embarrassing performance from Wenger and the board really.

McNamara That Ghost...
18-05-2015, 09:31 PM
MNF's review of the weekend on now, sure we'll get annihilated unless they focused on us earlier in the programme.