Arsenal vs West Brom. 24th May. 15:00

[Marc Overmars]

Going to this. :tumbleweed:

Hopefully the team feel compelled enough to grace us with some sort of performance.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:lol:

We're on holiday, so no.

[cheesy bites]

----------------Sczezny----------------------

Chambers---Gabriel---Koscielny---Monreal

-----------------Coquelin---------------------

---------Wilshere--------Ramsey------------

Sanchez---------Walcott-----------------Ozil

[Master Splinter]

4-0. Walcott, Sanchez, Wilshere, Rosicky.

[GP]

4-0. Walcott, Sanchez, Wilshere, Rosicky.

[Penguin]

Give Theo a start up front for this. Giroud hasn't had a proper rest for months, and he has no business starting matches in his current form anyway.

[Niall_Quinn]

Play the same team, play play at a low tempo, lots of sideways and backwards passing, keep everything compressed through the middle, play lots of passes in front of their back 10, make the subs on 72 and 92 mins, when Giroud is subbed start getting the ball wide and getting crosses into the box :good:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

.@Arsenal team to play West Brom: Ospina, Bellerin, Gabriel, Mertesacker, Gibbs, Coquelin, Cazorla, Wilshere, Ozil, Alexis, Walcott


Pulis will park the bus and he's really rather good at it.

Can see another 0 - 0 or Swansea type 0 - 1 on the cards here.


Anyway, streams are going to be difficult to come by given the fact that everyone's playing at once. Hope Maccy's around and he has the Arsenal Player feed or something to give us all updates.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

.@Arsenal team to play West Brom: Ospina, Bellerin, Gabriel, Mertesacker, Gibbs, Coquelin, Cazorla, Wilshere, Ozil, Alexis, Walcott

WBA: Myhill; Dawson, McAuley, Olsson, Lescott; Fletcher, Yacob, Morrison; McManaman, Berahino, Brunt.




And I will be around. Think streams should be alright.

[sibreen]

Oo, interesting to see Walcott up front for the first time in ages

[adzzzbatch]

tony gale on my stream :ilt:

[Niall_Quinn]

Brunt brunts it at goal, but offside.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

THEO!!!!

What a strike!!!

[Master Splinter]

THEOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[adzzzbatch]

yeay

[Niall_Quinn]

Wally whacks it in 1-0

:bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Theo is going to be a dad. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

I have a theory that shooting at the goal increases the chance of scoring.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gale - I think one of Theo's weaknesses is finishing :haha:

[Master Splinter]

4-0. Walcott, Sanchez, Wilshere, Rosicky.

:popcorn:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Theo :bow::bow:


Sign him up!

[Globalgunner]

I have a theory that shooting at the goal increases the chance of scoring.

No tippy tappy in front of defence is much easier on the eye.

[Niall_Quinn]

Theo :bow::bow:


Sign him up!

We need to swap him for that greedy, whiny bitch Sterling :good:

[Niall_Quinn]

Chavs get their first mention. Only 49 more to go (this half)

[adzzzbatch]

It wasn;t a foul on Morrison that's why gale :rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

It wasn;t a foul on Morrison that's why gale :rolleyes:

If WBA lose this it will be because they were robbed of this FK. A turning point.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alexis shot, bit of a scuffer but Myhill saves.

[Niall_Quinn]

Couldn't we find some way to get into that shooting position without the 229 passes beforehand?

[adzzzbatch]

twat ref

[McNamara That Ghost...]

THEO!!!!!

:bow:

[adzzzbatch]

YYYYYEEEEESSSSS!!!!!

[Master Splinter]

THEOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

WALCOTT 2-0

MS :haha: Wrong, wrong, wrong!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gale making excuses for WBA. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Gale is getting that sinking feeling :haha:

"This is really poor from the Albion, the're not as bad as this..."

[Power n Glory]

People been sleeping on Theo! Give him a proper run as a striker.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Fuck of Sterling!!!


Theo :bow::bow:


No excuses Wenger!!

[Master Splinter]

WILSHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

WILSHERE!!!

What a strike!

:haha:

[Power n Glory]

Oh shit!!!

[Globalgunner]

Whats with Theo and impending contracts upping his game?. I propose we put him on 6 month contracts from now on.

[GP]

JACK!!!!

omg!!

[Niall_Quinn]

WOW Jack :bow:

3-0

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shad getting the love.

[Power n Glory]

Woooo! What a strike Jack!!

[Niall_Quinn]

Get rid of Wilshere :bow:

[adzzzbatch]

BRILLTIANT!!!

[Kano]

Wow.

Physio the most popular man at our club of course.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

It's like London Buses!!! :haha:


Wenger should get a job at TFL!

[Globalgunner]

Back to the tippy tappy please. 3 shots in 1 game is already too much

[GP]

Wow.

Physio the most popular man at our club of course.

Well he has been doing double shifts as Gunnersaurus.

[Kano]

Now can we please hammer the shit out of someone for a change. Keep it going for the whole match and put six or more past these mugs.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Shad :bow:

Second best signing of last summer.

[Kano]

Well he has been doing double shifts as Gunnersaurus.

I don't know how he found the time.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Very good save from Myhill to deny Theo his hat-trick.

[Niall_Quinn]

Excellent move, unlucky.

[adzzzbatch]

OOOOOOOOOO

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wilshere straight at Myhill this time.

[Niall_Quinn]

Either WBA are asleep or we have stepped up 27 gears since Sunderland.

[Kano]

Been looking pretty sharp since his return has Wilt Shire.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gale keen to point out that WBA are letting us win.

[adzzzbatch]

ooooooooooooooo

[McNamara That Ghost...]

BFG shoots, Myhill saves.

[adzzzbatch]

that was a good run by mert

[Niall_Quinn]

We're starting to miss a few now. Noses pressed against the glass ceiling.

[adzzzbatch]

oooooooooo

[Niall_Quinn]

Really should be 9-0 by now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great block from Dawson to stop Alexis smashing in another.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coquelin's dodgy nose. :bow:

[adzzzbatch]

poor coq

[Niall_Quinn]

Coq smacked in the face again. Certain yellow but not given.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

THEO HAT-TRICK!!!

Wilshere. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Hattrick Theo

4-0

Jack made it

[adzzzbatch]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

[GP]

yay

[Master Splinter]

THEOOOOOOO!!!!

[Kano]

C'mon, there's at least another ten to net here.

[adzzzbatch]

Why couldn't they do this to get 2nd?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

THEO THEO THEO THEO!!!


Give him 150K!

[Niall_Quinn]

Why couldn't they do this to get 2nd?

It was impossible to win the title and there's no difference between 2nd and 3rd, plus every team has a little dip when it really matters and we've already qualified for the CL so no need to turn up.

[Niall_Quinn]

Theo is having a field day. So is Jack.

Looks like the FA Cup is good for something after all.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Unfortunately it's just seniors on the Arsenal bench today. Would have loved to seen the likes of Akpom, Iwobi, Crowley and Zeleam given a run out in the second half.

[Power n Glory]

Theo just wants more goals.

[adzzzbatch]

It was impossible to win the title and there's no difference between 2nd and 3rd, plus every team has a little dip when it really matters and we've already qualified for the CL so no need to turn up.

:lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

I'm taking notes here:

1. Pace
2. Width
3. Forwards
4. Take on players

This could all be useful next season.

[adzzzbatch]

Morrison falls over gets a fk

[Power n Glory]

Why couldn't they do this to get 2nd?

Jack and Theo weren't playing. When things get stale, utilise the bench. We didn't and let certain players slump along.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

All English goal scoerers as well.

Who say's we don't do anything for the national team?

[Niall_Quinn]

Kicking the ball forwards - it's a great end of season treat!

[Globalgunner]

I'm taking notes here:

1. Pace
2. Width
3. Forwards
4. Take on players

This could all be useful next season.

More likely that the players did not get any instructions on how to play today, hence the improved performance

[Niall_Quinn]

Wilshere is shit, over-rated. He can't do any of the stuff he's doing today.

[adzzzbatch]

EVERYONE HAVE A LOOK AT THE "FINAL DAY FIXTURES THREAD"

:haha:

[Dein-machine]

Need to keep Wenger away from at half time chat - he'll take all the momemtum away from what this could give us for next week

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arsenal 4-0 WBA, HT. :bow:

That's an absolute shellacking by our standards.

[Niall_Quinn]

More likely that the players did not get any instructions on how to play today, hence the improved performance

Or WUMger's support contract on his laptop expired.

HT 4-0

That'll do. Should be 12 but whatever.

Entertainment :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Need to keep Wenger away from at half time chat - he'll take all the momemtum away from what this could give us for next week

They should make him a coat with no arms that goes all the way up over his head.

[adzzzbatch]

I really hope we don't coast through the second half

[Master Splinter]

BRILLTIANT!!!

Brilltiant :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Arsenal. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuck off! Yellow card on our first foul of the game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coquelin. :lol:

It would have gone a mile over even without the deflection.

[Maestro]

Carthola almost in

[McNamara That Ghost...]

McManaman off, Gardner on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gibbs is dead again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gibbs broken again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ospina saves from Anichebe.

[adzzzbatch]

ospina :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

FK taken about 30 yards from where the incident happened. Ludicrous reffing.

[Maestro]

Anichebe....saved by Ospina

[McNamara That Ghost...]

4-1, McAuley.

Flip-flops on.

[adzzzbatch]

Oh fuck off

[Master Splinter]

FFS.

[adzzzbatch]

Ospina :doh:

[Master Splinter]

Flamini coming on.

[Maestro]

4-1 damn

keeper and defenders were poor there

[adzzzbatch]

Can we get a decent keeper please

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh well, we couldn't expect them to play the whole 90.

Very poor from Ospina.

[Maestro]

I think I just saw Diaby ��

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Cech pls.

[Kano]

Everyone looking at the final now, game done in their eyes.

[Globalgunner]

Told you we should have kept them on the field at HT

[Niall_Quinn]

I think I just saw Diaby ��

LOL - wasn't it you who spotted Elvis last week?

[adzzzbatch]

nice ball by coq

[Niall_Quinn]

If WUMger can claw this back to 4-2 he could still make a downer out of it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ah that's not Shad, it's Declan Lynch (who?).

[Maestro]

LOL - wasn't it you who spotted Elvis last week?

swear it was Elvis then

[Niall_Quinn]

Brunt with a superb brunted effort, right out of the stadium.

[Maestro]

should we not look to rest Sanchez, Ozil and Carthola now

[Niall_Quinn]

should we not look to rest Sanchez, Ozil and Carthola now

They are already resting, the whole team is.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How can any footballer think they are going to score from that angle? Espcially one with the talent limitations that Anichebe has.

[Master Splinter]

Get Ox on please.

[Niall_Quinn]

Rambo and Bif coming on, guess he'll haul off Walcott to see if he can knock his form and confidence a bit.

Coq pulled off.

Yep, Walcott. WUMger is a bit of an idiot really.

[A Gunner]

Coquelin, Walcott off
Ramsey, Giroud on

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coquelin off, Ramsey on

[Kano]

Good luck at your new club Fio.

[Master Splinter]

WUMger really does hate Theo.

Give him the full game and rest Sanchez, Ozil or Cazorla.

Mental people :bow:.

[Maestro]

and people wonder why some of us are up in arms with wenger

[Maestro]

was that the first hatrick by an arsenal player this season btw?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alexis has lost the ability to shoot.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Unless Theo is starting in the final???

[Niall_Quinn]

Alexis has lost the ability to shoot.

It has taken a bit longer than usual, but WUMger is persistent.

[adzzzbatch]

alexis :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Unless Theo is starting in the final???

:haha:

[adzzzbatch]

:sleep:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gardner. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

was that the first hatrick by an arsenal player this season btw?

First hattrick in the league since 2012 - Walcott scored that too.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wilshere off, Ox is on! :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Monsieur le Imbecile has dragged Wilshere off now, even though Gibbs is struggling.

Ox on.

[Kano]

Unless Theo is starting in the final???

haha lol

[Maestro]

Ox please change your barber, apart from that it's good to see you back

[Niall_Quinn]

Ox please change your barber, apart from that it's good to see you back

His agent cuts his hair.

[Niall_Quinn]

WUMger must have threatened them all at HT.

[Maestro]

First hattrick in the league since 2012 - Walcott scored that too.

that is dire for a club like ours, considering some of the fodder we play in this league.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bit crap by Ox - pass the ball please!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

that is dire for a club like ours, considering some of the fodder we play in this league.

Also highlights how we've lacked a clinical striker up front since RVC left.

[Master Splinter]

Fuck off post!

[Kano]

Can't we just give them another goal, end this now and everyone's happy.

Rambo posto.

Wenger looking very pleased with this half.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramsey smacks the post.

[Maestro]

Bit crap by Ox - pass the ball please!

its that damn haircut

[adzzzbatch]

Ramsey almost again!

[Master Splinter]

Piss off Myhill!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Myhill saves from Ramsey on to the woodwork now!

[Niall_Quinn]

Ramsey really unlucky not to have a couple of goals.

[Kano]

Rambo posto two.

[Maestro]

delicious effort from Ramsey

[Niall_Quinn]

Bergie-esque that effort

[Maestro]

another effort from Rambo

[Niall_Quinn]

Sanogo-esque that effort from Ramsey

[Niall_Quinn]

Gardner is doing a solid defensive job for us since he came on.

[adzzzbatch]

I think Gabriel has done ok.

[A Gunner]

I'm really impress with Gabriel

[Niall_Quinn]

Ox :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

I'm really impress with Gabriel

He's not as handsome as Bif

[Niall_Quinn]

Ox needs to sort that hair out, it's killing his game.

Ospina :doh:

[adzzzbatch]

A rout would've been nice but oh well

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Ospina determined to bring Cech to the club :doh:

[Maestro]

is he another dodgy keeper our ospina?

[adzzzbatch]

Ospina is a little bit shit

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arsenal 4-1 WBA, FT.

We can't help ourselves.

[Master Splinter]

WUMger successfully turned a joyous first half into a distant, long-discarded, painful memory.

[Niall_Quinn]

FT 4-1

WUMger the imbecile shut it down at HT and then made his usual idiotic subs.

Some nice football, probably non-sanctioned. Jack looking very good, Theo manages to figure out where the goal is, Alexis busy all day. Gabriel did well at the back. Ospina a bit dodgy though.

[Kano]

Has Giroud ever scored a hat trick in the Prem?

[Niall_Quinn]

WUMger trudges off dejectedly. Only compensation is we won the possession battle.

[Maestro]

Has Giroud ever scored a hat trick in the Prem?

I don't believe so, but I'm sure someone will correct us if he has. I certainly don't remember it.

[Maestro]

WUMger successfully turned a joyous first half into a distant, long-discarded, painful memory.

takes a really talented man to do that

[Niall_Quinn]

Has Giroud ever scored a hat trick in the Prem?

Not that I can remember.

[Niall_Quinn]

Our youth team is out on the pitch, the ones who have learned to walk are kicking a ball around.

[Kano]

Our youth team is out on the pitch, the ones who have learned to walk are kicking a ball around.

Passing only, shooting strictly off limits. Dribbling understandable.

[Marc Overmars]

Theo. :bow:

WUMger. :lol: