Season Predictions 2015/16

[Letters]

League:
FA Cup:
Champions League:
League Cup:
Top scorer:
Most assists:
Best player:
Most improved player:
Worst player:
Biggest surprise:
Goals scored:
Goals conceded:

:popcorn:

[LDG]

League: 2nd
FA Cup: 4th Round
Champions League: Qtr-Finals
League Cup: Semi-Finals
Top scorer: Giroud
Most assists: Ozil
Best player: Ozil
Most improved player: AOC
Worst player: Walcott
Biggest surprise: Wenger has a penis and a vagina
Goals scored: 68
Goals conceded 20

[Dein-machine]

4th
semi-final
qtr-final
Higuin ( bought in desperation after our opening day loss to West Ham )
Ozil ( would have got more but kept getting subbed in the 72nd minute for Flamini )
Sanchez
Monreal
Arteta, Flamini, Gibbs, Giroud, Welbeck
Wenger makes the right substitution at the right time.
65
22

[Injury Time]

League: 3rd
FA Cup: Semi (fner) final
Champions League: 1st knock out round
League Cup: Win
Top scorer: Sanchez (as Theo, Giroud and Welsick :rose:)
Most assists: Ramsays haircut (intercepting Özil through balls)
Best player: Koz
Most improved player: Ox
Worst player: our last minute striker signing
Biggest surprise: Wiltshire manages 3 games in a row
Goals scored: 62
Goals conceded: 27

Liverpool with the Double :trophy:
Chavs win Chumps league due to Fab on penalties

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

League: 3rd
FA Cup: Semi (fner) final
Champions League: 1st knock out round
League Cup: Win
Top scorer: Sanchez (as Theo, Giroud and Welsick :rose:)
Most assists: Ramsays haircut (intercepting Özil through balls)
Best player: Koz
Most improved player: Ox
Worst player: our last minute striker signing
Biggest surprise: Wiltshire manages 3 games in a row
Goals scored: 62
Goals conceded: 27

Liverpool with the Double :trophy:
Chavs win Chumps league due to Fab on penalties

I'm disappointed you've downgraded us from the treble tbh.

This year is definitely our year :scarf:

[Injury Time]

I'm disappointed you've downgraded us from the treble tbh.

This year is definitely our year :scarf:

Well I'm being more realistic this year ;-)

[Niall_Quinn]

League: 1st
FA Cup: Winners
Champions League: Winners
League Cup: Winners
Top scorer: Bif (58)
Most assists: Ozil (58)
Best player: Ox
Most improved player: Bellerin
Worst player: Rooney
Biggest surprise: Azzah gets booked for diving
Goals scored: 126
Goals conceded: 0

[GP]

League: Winners
FA Cup: Winners
Champions League: Winners
League Cup: Winners
Top scorer: Giroud
Most assists: Ozil
Best player: Ozil
Most improved player: Ox
Worst player: Flamini
Biggest surprise: See above
Goals scored: Loads
Goals conceded: Fewer

[fakeyank]

League: 3rd
FA Cup: Semi-final
Champions League: 2nd round
League Cup: QF
Top scorer: Sanchez
Most assists: Ozil
Best player: Ramsey
Most improved player: Ox
Worst player: Wilshere
Biggest surprise: Gabriel getting more game time
Goals scored: 78
Goals conceded: 38

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

League: 2nd
FA Cup: Sixth Round
Champions League: QF
League Cup: Semi Finals
Top scorer: Sanchez
Most assists: Ozil
Best player: Cech
Most improved player: Gibbs
Worst player: Giroud
Biggest surprise: Callum Chambers in holding midfield (?)
Goals scored: 116 (overall) 76 (league)
Goals conceded: 42 (overall) 28 (league)

[Penguin]

League: 1st
FA Cup: Winners
Champions League: Winners
League Cup: Winners
Top scorer: Bif (58)
Most assists: Ozil (58)
Best player: Ox
Most improved player: Bellerin
Worst player: Rooney
Biggest surprise: Azzah gets booked for diving
Goals scored: 126
Goals conceded: 0


League: Winners
FA Cup: Winners
Champions League: Winners
League Cup: Winners
Top scorer: Giroud
Most assists: Ozil
Best player: Ozil
Most improved player: Ox
Worst player: Flamini
Biggest surprise: See above
Goals scored: Loads
Goals conceded: Fewer

Finally some realistic predictions

[Bumble]

League: 2nd
FA Cup: Winners
Champions League: Semis
League Cup: 4th round
Top scorer: Sanchez
Most assists: Ozil
Best player: Sanchez
Most improved player: Ox
Worst player: Arteta
Biggest surprise: Beating Chelsea again and Wenger shaking Mourinhos hand
Goals scored: 77
Goals conceded: 33

Should include St Totteringham Day as well. March 20th.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

League: 1st (by a tight margin)
FA Cup: Winners ...... first team to win it three times in a row.
Champions League: Semi Finals ....... fucking Barca or Bayern.
League Cup: Winners
Top scorer: Theo (25)
Most assists: Ozil (15)
Best player: Alexis
Most improved player: The Ox
Worst player: Jack or Gibbs
Biggest surprise: Theo turning into our Aguero and Mourinho breaking down at the end of the season and resigning imo. Possibly even Wenger stepping down for Klopp if we win the title as well.
Goals scored: 95 (league) and 120 (Overall)
Goals conceded: 30 (league) and 40 (Overall)

[AFC Leveller]

League: 2nd
FA Cup: Winners
Champions League: Final
League Cup: Winners
Top scorer: Sanchez
Most assists: Ozil
Best player: Sanchez
Most improved player: Ox
Worst player: Arteta
Biggest surprise: Beating the big boys
Goals scored: 79
Goals conceded: 26

[McNamara That Ghost...]

League: 1st
FA Cup: Finalists
Champions League: Last 16
League Cup: Semi-final
Top scorer: Sanchez
Most assists: Cazorla
Best player: Cech
Most improved player: Bellerin
Worst player: Flamini
Biggest surprise: Mertesacker is slow.
Goals scored: 73
Goals conceded: 34

[LDG]

League: 2nd
FA Cup: 4th Round
Champions League: Qtr-Finals
League Cup: Semi-Finals
Top scorer: Giroud
Most assists: Ozil
Best player: Ozil
Most improved player: AOC
Worst player: Walcott
Biggest surprise: Wenger has a penis and a vagina
Goals scored: 68
Goals conceded 20

Not too far off.

AOC was way off though.

[GP]

League: 3rd
FA Cup: Semi-final
Champions League: 2nd round
League Cup: QF
Top scorer: Sanchez
Most assists: Ozil
Best player: Ramsey
Most improved player: Ox
Worst player: Wilshere
Biggest surprise: Gabriel getting more game time
Goals scored: 78
Goals conceded: 38

Nailed it.

[Munchies]

Not too far off.

AOC was way off though.

:bow: