This Weekend's Fixtures & WBA - Man City (8/9/10 Aug).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Saturday, 8th August 2015
Man Utd v Tottenham, 12:45 http://i44.tinypic.com/5bpl5u.png
Bournemouth v Aston Villa, 15:00
Everton v Watford, 15:00
Leicester v Sunderland, 15:00
Norwich v Crystal Palace, 15:00
Chelsea v Swansea, 17:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Sunday, 9th August 2015
Arsenal v West Ham, 13:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Newcastle v Southampton, 13:30
Stoke v Liverpool, 16:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Monday, 10th August 2015
West Brom v Man City, 20:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

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BLitW is back. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

We could drop straight from top spot to mid table by 5pm today. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

De Gea 'dropped'.

:wave:

Off to Madrid you go.

[Syn]

Expecting a good day in the best league in the world. Man Utd and Chelsea to drop points.

[Munchies]

Maccy updates :bow:

AND IT's LIVE!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I'm going to be in the White Bear later so I dunno on the updates tbf.

First half for Man Utd - Spuds I shall be here though.

[Syn]

Solid pub name, that. Guessing it's a BNP stronghold.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I'll find out because Leeds - Burnley would've just finished when I'm there.

[Munchies]

http://i.imgur.com/Y9Mv9iS.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Soccer Saturday is back.

Also, I saw some nonsense from Carragher talking about power already, in relation to Schneiderlin against Coquelin. :wacko:

[GP]

http://i.imgur.com/Y9Mv9iS.jpg

Neither of those sides are very good.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on the bore draw.

[Munchies]

Draw, if not a Spurs win

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd back in an Adidas shirt is odd.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Eriksen should have done much better.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Erikesen should have scored there.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Draw, if not a Spurs win

Spurs win tbh.

They're ultimately not going to do anything and we don't need Utd starting off well.

[Munchies]

Erisken should've rounded him there

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Not sure what Kane was doing going for the shot out wide.

Champions Elect are a bit sleepy.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Romero already clowning it up.

Gonna love seeing him start for Utd this season. :lol:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

What's the point in going to Howard Webb right there? :lol:

[Munchies]

Howard Webb :haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Romero takes out the dog lover. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 1-0 Spuds, Walker OG? :doh:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Spurs have been the better team thus far.


So expect a Utd goal any minute now then.

[Maestro]

will rooney get a GHEL assist there

[The Emirates Gallactico]

FFS I literally posted that right before he scores! :haha::haha:

[Munchies]

fuck sake :lol:

SPurs are shit

[Thierrymon]

Good finish from Walker tbf.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Oh well .... couldn't really expect much from Spurs.


Good news is that Utd haven't really looked that strong. Good news for our title charge this season.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Walker. :haha:

Shields it out for a throw in to the mancs.

He's horrific..

[Maestro]

You'd think Memphis would be deployed in the right wing position, but no he's been somehow been given license to occupy Mata's playmaking position behind Rooney ....you do wonder

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Vertonghen crunches Mata, booked.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Silly thing is that I reckon Vorm would have smothered it had Walker not kicked it in as Wazza hesitated. :lol:


Vertonghon booked.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Comedic match up between Youngie an Walker.

Ding dong battle to see who can stink up the pitch more.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Surprised Young didn't attempt a customary dive there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mata shot, pulls it wide.

[AFC Leveller]

Rooney will probably try to claim it.

shit game, very rusty as you expect.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Bentaleb and Walker are comically poor.

At everything. Absolutely no redeeming qualities.

[AFC Leveller]

Kyle Walker has scored more goals than anyone else this season.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Romero with another horror show.

[GP]

Well Romero isn't very good.

[AFC Leveller]

Always thought Romero was a class A flapper. Not made for the PL and his performances in the CL have always been nervous as far as i remember.

[Master Splinter]

United have been like this for five years. But they had Fergie's influence over everything for two of those so didn't suffer.

Walker is the biggest non-footballer ever. Just a man who runs.

ROONEY already has goal of the season wrapped up.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Idiot Romero is exposing himself too early. :doh:

Needs to wait until the transfer window fully shuts before going full retard.

Still time for Utd to spunk their billions on Lloris.

[Kano]

One of two things have happened.

Either BT have blown all the money and could only afford a tiny desk for their presenting team.

Or they are being filmed inside a dolls house.

[Maestro]

One of two things have happened.

Either BT have blown all the money and could only afford a tiny desk for their presenting team.

Or they are being filmed inside a dolls house.

they may have done both tbf

[Niall_Quinn]

Rooney must be the most overrated player of all time. He's just a fat shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That's one of the best strikers in the league you are tearing in to.

[Maestro]

Genius doesn't know what the fuck he's doing tactically

[Master Splinter]

Rooney must be the most overrated player of all time. He's just a fat shit.

He was a genuinely fantastic player for a while.

The last few years though, he's running on hype fumes.

He's also fat.

[Kano]

So far Utd don't look like they've improved one bit from last season. Just as dull and functional.

[Maestro]

pig fucker is on

[Master Splinter]

Kane :haha:.

[Master Splinter]

United with their first effort on target!

[Master Splinter]

LVG wearing Jimmy Stewart's toupee.

[Master Splinter]

Memphis hauled off.

Herrera on.

[Master Splinter]

Schweinsteiger's first contribution is to be booked.

The new Flamini.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Memphis. :lol:

Awlful city.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

What makes me laugh is that these bum drizzle, bore fests are more the standard fare than the exciting end to end football that we've won this obscene TV money for.

[Globalgunner]

Memphis. :lol:

Awlful city.

King of rock and roll: Elvis and Justin Timberlake would disagree

[Maestro]

What makes me laugh is that these bum drizzle, bore fests are more the standard fare than the exciting end to end football that we've won this obscene TV money for.

exactly what this league is about, hype

[Master Splinter]

ROOOOOOONEY!!!!!!!!!!......................Hits one over the bar.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Why is this on BT Sport 1 and ESPN?

[Maestro]

Why is this on BT Sport 1 and ESPN?

Think ESPN in the UK was bought out by BT, and now called BT ESPN

[Xhaka Can’t]

Think ESPN in the UK was bought out by BT, and now called BT ESPN

Yeah, it was, but the game is on BT Sport 1 and BT Sport/ESPN at the same time.

[Master Splinter]

Chadli :doh:.

So shit.

[Maestro]

Yeah, it was, but the game is on BT Sport 1 and BT Sport/ESPN at the same time.

yeah just checked, waste of a channel

[Xhaka Can’t]

This game has sucked all the joy and anticipation out of the start of the season.

[AFC Leveller]

Young doesnt need to fly in the air everytime someone is near him.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Young doesnt need to fly in the air everytime someone is near him.

And yet he does

[Master Splinter]

United 1-0 Spuds. FT.

Spurs put pressure on for five minutes and United started wobbling. Should have been 1-1. Spurs probably offered more going forward, despite not playing for most of the match. United awlful.

Kyle Walker :doh:.

[Kano]

Young doesnt need to fly in the air everytime someone is near him.

It's the only way he can actually get past a player.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds finding a way to beat themselves again.

[Kano]

Owen "United were workmanlike". In the best tradition of British builders, plodding around, taking an age to do anything and just about scrape together some sort of end result.

[Master Splinter]

Bournemouth: Boruc, Francis, Elphick, Cook, Daniels, Ritchie, Gosling, Surman, Pugh, King, Wilson.
Subs: Gradel, Mings, Smith, Kermorgant, Federici, Distin, O'Kane.

Villa: Guzan, Bacuna, Richards, Clark, Amavi, Veretout, Gueye, Westwood, Sinclair, Ayew, Agbonlahor.
Subs: Baker, Cole, Richardson, Hutton, Sanchez, Bunn, Gestede.

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Everton: Howard, Galloway, Jagielka (c), Stones, Coleman, Barry, McCarthy, Cleverley, Barkley, Mirallas, Lukaku
Subs: Robles, Oviedo, Kone, Naismith, Osman, Browning, McAleny.

Watford: Gomes; Nyom, Cathcart, Prödl, Holebas; Capoue, Behrami; Anya, Jurado, Layun; Deeney (c).
Subs: Gilmartin (GK), Angella, Paredes, Pudil, Watson, Ighalo, Vydra.

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Leicester: Schmeichel, De Laet, Huth, Morgan, Schlupp, Albrighton, Drinkwater, King, Mahrez, Okazaki, Vardy.
Subs: Schwarzer, Hammond, Kante, Kramaric, Ulloa, Fuchs, Benalouane.

Sunderland: Pantilimon, Jones, Van Aanholt, Kaboul, Coates, Cattermole, Rodwell, Larsson, Johnson, Lens, Defoe.
Subs: Mannone, O’Shea, Matthews, Bridcutt, Giaccherini, Graham, Fletcher.

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Norwich: Ruddy, Whittaker, Martin, Bassong, Brady, Howson, Johnson, Tettey, Hoolahan, Dorrans, Grabban.
Subs: Wisdom, Jerome, Hooper, Rudd, Redmond, Ryan Bennett, O'Neil.

Palace: Alex McCarthy, Ward, Dann, Delaney, Souare, Mutch, Cabaye, McArthur, Zaha, Puncheon, Murray
Subs: Bamford, Bolasie, Hennessey, Jedinak, Gayle, Wickham, Kelly.

[Penguin]

Why are they going into yet another season with Walker and Vertonghen in their starting line up? Spurs :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

United 1-0 Spuds. FT.

Spurs put pressure on for five minutes and United started wobbling. Should have been 1-1. Spurs probably offered more going forward, despite not playing for most of the match. United awlful.

Kyle Walker :doh:.

Horrible to see those fucking cunts get a win, but on the other hand, great to see those fucking cunts lose.

[Munchies]

Depay looked well shit too

Gnabry >

[Munchies]

Watford lead against Everton away

[Master Splinter]

Leicester 2-0 Sunderland, Vardy and Mahrez!

Tinkerman :bow:.


Everton 0-1 Watford, Layun!

Neverton :haha:.

[Master Splinter]

Leicester 3-0 Sunderland, Mahrez pelanty.

Sunderland :haha:.

Ranieri :bow:.

[Master Splinter]

Norwich 0-1 Crystal Palace, Zaha.

[Master Splinter]

Norwich 0-2 Palace, Delaney.

[Syn]

Shit day. A crap start. Only Ozil can save this league.

[Master Splinter]

Leicester 3-1 Sunderland, Defoe.

[Master Splinter]

Leicester 4-1 Sunderland - Marc Albrighton.

Norwich 1-2 Crystal Palace - Nathan Redmond.

[Master Splinter]

Leicester 4-2 Sunderland, Fletcher.

Bournemouth 0-1 Villa, Gestede.

[Syn]

The goalscorers on this page make it seem like a division 3 thread. I was promised the biggest names in the biggest games.

[Master Splinter]

Everton 1-1 Watford - Ross Barkley.

Build all the teams around him!

[Master Splinter]

Akpom finally gets an official goal!

Puts Hull 2-0 up against Huudersfield.

Toral also scored for Birmingham.

[Master Splinter]

Everton 1-2 Watford, Ighalo!

Neverton :haha:.

[Master Splinter]

Everton 2-2 Watford, Coney!

BLITW :bow:.

[alexander]

Im so pleased football is back, so i can listen to the wonderful words of Chris Waddle "Bastian Schweinsteiger is a quality player. He knows who his own teams players are and can hit a football 30 to 40 yards". wow. What a thing. Im no expert, but if you put me in a team, im sure I could work out who my own players are, and hitting a football 30 yards, dont think thats beyond me.
I wish there was more decent pundits out there. Im not really enjoying listening to Danny Murphy, Jermaine Jenas, chris waddle talk utter cliche shite. Also, Im not sure how much a lot of these lot actually `think` for themselves, they just seem to jump on a bandwagon and roll out the same crap as all the others. Roy Keane may be a bit mental, but he says what HE thinks, not the mass media.
Rant over.
Go soccer!

[Master Splinter]

Norwich 1-3 Crystal Palace - Kebab!

[Master Splinter]

Chewsea: Courtois; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta; Matic, Fabregas; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Diego Costa.
Subs: Begovic, Zouma, Ramires, Mikel, Moses, Remy, Falcao.

Swansea: Fabianski, Naughton, Fernandez, Williams, Taylor, Ki Sung-Yueng, Shelvey, Sigurdsson, Ayew, Montero, Gomis.
Subs: Nordfeldt, Rangel, Bartley, Tabanou, Cork, Routledge, Eder.

[Syn]

dont mind Danny Murphy and Jenas. Pretty much all the sky pundits are shit, including Henry unfortunately. Gary Neville overrated but still talks the most sense (not hard).

[Niall_Quinn]

dont mind Danny Murphy and Jenas. Pretty much all the sky pundits are shit, including Henry unfortunately. Gary Neville overrated but still talks the most sense (not hard).

Murphy was a cock last Sunday, too gutless to call Azzah's performance out. Instead he just made a stream of excuses for the bestest ever, soon to be betterer than Messi playa. If he hasn't got the guts to come out and say Azzah played badly then he's not worth listening to.

[Niall_Quinn]

Costa the filthy cheating scumbag is playing. I wonder what he won't get sent of for today?

[Niall_Quinn]

Courtois is playing injured apparently :haha:

Maureen :haha:

Chief Specialist at losing to specialists in failure :haha:

Cech :bow:

Wenger :bow:

[GP]

It's funny because Chelsea sold us their best goalkeeper :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Swansea dominate, have more chances, miss a few sitters, Chelsea have one shot on goal, ref hands Chelsea a last-minute, offside set-piece goal.

Satan hugs Mourinho in the dressing room.

[AFC Leveller]

Satan will make an appearance towards the end of the first half to award azzah a pel.

[Niall_Quinn]

TYPICAL WEAVING RUN FROM AZZAH!

AZZAH!

AZZAH!






loses the ball :getcoat:

[Master Splinter]

Go Miss heads just wide from a corner.

[Niall_Quinn]

Close from Gomis. He managed to get in first ahead the best defence in the universe. Should have scored really.

[AFC Leveller]

Is there a bigger bum lick than Mills when commentating on Chelsea? the guy is so pro maureen and chelsea its unbearable to hear.

fucking slaphead.

[Master Splinter]

Costa looks like Barney Gumble when he combs his hair.

[Niall_Quinn]

AZZZAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

With a great backpass to Flappy.

[Master Splinter]

Is there a bigger bum lick than Mills when commentating on Chelsea? the guy is so pro maureen and chelsea its unbearable to hear.

fucking slaphead.

Pat Nevin.

Gary Neville.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ivanovic :haha:

[AFC Leveller]

Shelvey goes on a decent run through the middle and puts in a decent cross, Mills says : that was great from chelsea, they had 4 men around their GK and swansea had no chance.

fucking annoying.

[Niall_Quinn]

Even though the chav defence is the greatest the world has ever seen, that lumbering lump Shelvey got in a bit easily there. Should have done better.

[AFC Leveller]

Pat Nevin.

Gary Neville.

Neville is a fan but he says it like it is where as Nevin is Chelsea scum from back in the day so he is biased.

Mills though, i dont get his love in.

[Niall_Quinn]

AZZZAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Gives the ball away.

[AFC Leveller]

Go miss the fucking **** who scored the flukiest goal ever against us, misses a great chance, what a scrote.

[Globalgunner]

Crap commentators are falling over themselves to award Chelsea the league even though its a bit early in the season.

Gomis is shitting all over them

[Niall_Quinn]

What a fuck up by that wanker Go-miss. Sitter. How can a PL striker miss that?

[Master Splinter]

Gomis :doh:.

You fucktard.

Should be 0-1.

[AFC Leveller]

Mills is annoyed because the ref rightly gave a corner rather than a pel.

[Niall_Quinn]

Swansea all over them...

BUT NOW THE CHAVS ARE ON THE BREAK!

Costa diving and screaming as usual. Maureen crying.

[AFC Leveller]

What a fuck up by that wanker Go-miss. Sitter. How can a PL striker miss that?

The **** scored one of the flukiest goals ever last season against us and now he cant even hit the target.

fucking ****.

[Master Splinter]

I am enjoying AFC Leveller's transformation into N_Q.

I suppose Chelsea and moronic pundits do that to you eventually though.

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL - out comes the card for Swansea.

[Master Splinter]

Shelvey certain to be sent off.

[Niall_Quinn]

Chavs diving all over the place now. Ref buying big time.

[Globalgunner]

I am enjoying AFC Leveller's transmogrification into N_Q.

I suppose Chelsea and moronic pundits do that to you eventually though.

Thats more like it!

[Niall_Quinn]

Not too much wrong with that corner. Except he kicked it straight out. But otherwise great.

[AFC Leveller]

This game has reminded me why i hate chelsea.

Mills says one touch passing, quick movement etc is what chelsea are all about.

[AFC Leveller]

Peter Drudy screams his lungs out as chelsea score.

what does Mills say? Thank you Oscar...

how biased could these mofos be?

[Niall_Quinn]

Ref asking to borrow a chav shirt so he can make his participation official.

[Niall_Quinn]

Flappy to blame for that one. Typical chav fluke.

[AFC Leveller]

Swansea are a pack of sheep shagging scortes, they played the game of their lives against us last season but they have basically turned up to watch Chelsea today and Flappy probably should have saved that shot.

[Master Splinter]

If you want to enrage yourself further:


http://fat.gfycat.com/DismalAlarmedEyelashpitviper.webm

[AFC Leveller]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Ayew

[Niall_Quinn]

Superb fuck up by Fabrecash. What a playa.

[Master Splinter]

A U!!!!!!!!!!

[AFC Leveller]

Deflection..chavs 2

[Niall_Quinn]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Ayew

Is your stream 2 mins into the future or is mine a bit slow?

Anyway, commentators sound a bit depressed.

[GP]

Fuck off Satan.

[AFC Leveller]

Flukiest own goal ever, Satan has obviously decided to get his job done nice and early today.

[Master Splinter]

You can't make this up. :haha:

Satan might as well just run naked around the pitch.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Oh fuck off.

Mourinho truly has done a deal with Satan. Nothing else explains all this luck.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh fuck off. Satan really does keep a watch over these scum.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

We are in 7th????

Shocking start to the season by us

[Niall_Quinn]

No card for the deliberate, right under his nose, cynical foul by Matic?

What a surprise.

[Master Splinter]

Montero is destroying Ivanovic.

Swansea the much better team.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gomis showing definite signs of being absolutely shite.

[Niall_Quinn]

Can't recall these champions creating a single thing of note from open play so far.

Azzah has been world class, better than Messi.

[Niall_Quinn]

Chavs 3 attempts, 1 on target - the first fluke I assume.

Swansea 7 attempts, 4 on target and they've had to play with Gomis up top.

Embarrassing champions.

[Master Splinter]

Azah tumbles and asks for the free-kick and the ref obliges as usual.

[Niall_Quinn]

Azzah is fucking brilliant - the way he overhit that simple ball. The way he just ran straight into two defenders. The way he just dived when he couldn't beat his man.

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL Ref - yes you. Cheat mate!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How does Satan keep getting contract renewals?

[Niall_Quinn]

Azzah :haha:

Are we sure, for certain, he's the best in the world?

[Master Splinter]

Swansea have been triffic.

Shame they're playing with 10 v 13.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bent ref blows for HT.

Chavs tactic of relying on demonic intervention paying off.

Swans have been Gomissed.

[Munchies]

Fuck Chelsea

Fuck mourinho

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuck Chelsea

Fuck mourinho

Racist :sulk:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Azzah :haha:

Are we sure, for certain, he's the best in the world?

He is the best in the BLitW, how could he not be?

[Niall_Quinn]

So Costa has been their best playa. At he's been okay at best.

But Ayala, or whatever he's called, best player on pitch by a mile.

Azzah for MOTM and 9/10 then?

[Munchies]

Before I went on here, I went on the bbc sport site

And they have a pic of that Azzah fella scoring a penalty

i was like fucking hell

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuuuuuck, shrek was obviously shite today (as usual) but I hadn't realised he was so unbelievable crap even the Daily Cunt noticed.


Wayne Rooney 5.5 – Can the United skipper re-establish himself as a 20-goal striker? Fluffed his one clear chance and the jury is still out.

[Niall_Quinn]

TH - Yes, it was a lucky goal but how many times have we seen that from Chelseathose cunts.

[Munchies]

Can see Azzah sticking on here

A bit like Falcoa

[Master Splinter]

Just before HT, Matic barged Montero over in front of Oliver. No free-kick.

A second later, Cork fouls Willian. Instant yellow.

Someone who has no interest in football would be questioning whether it was some kind of staged, purposefully absurd, multi-million pound farce.

[Niall_Quinn]

Just before HT, Matic barged Montero over in front of Oliver. No free-kick.

A second later, Cork fouls Willian. Instant yellow.

Someone who has no interest in football would be questioning whether it was some kind of staged, purposefully absurd, multi-million pound farce.

Swansea don't like it up 'em. Pansies. Pure coincidence the chavs get all these decisions. And anyway, how could it make any difference over the course of a long season? And it evens itself up when Arteta gets booked, sent off and killed.

[Niall_Quinn]

Chavs vs gypos next week.

Poor old ref, will have Arab shysters and Russian hitmen on his case.

[Niall_Quinn]

Jury is out on Gomis.

They'll be back in 2 mins with a unanimous conviction.

[Master Splinter]

Chavs vs gypos next week.

Poor old ref, will have Arab shysters and Russian hitmen on his case.

I hope City destroy them.

Even City don't have Satan's complete compliance like these monstrosities do.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gomis is a lazy bastard. He's not challenging for anything. Just stands around watching. Reminds me of a footballing god that used to get paid £52k at our place.

[Master Splinter]

:haha:

Courtois sent off!!!

Swansea pel!

[Munchies]

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

If Gomis misses this......

Big Man booked for being a cunt.

[Niall_Quinn]

Got to be red.

And it is.

Courtois off :haha:

You couldn't make it up.

Maureen :haha:

:haha:

:haha:

Fucking :haha:

[Munchies]

not watching the game

plz score Gomis

[Master Splinter]

GOMIS!!!!!!!!!

Always rated the useless, lumbering, shit oaf.

[Niall_Quinn]

Terry booked for crying.

[Niall_Quinn]

My stream isn't there yet but - GET IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Munchies]

GOMIS!!!!!!!!!

Always rated the useless, lumbering, shit oaf.

So glad to see this!! :good:

F off Maureenio :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cech will just come in...

Chelsea. :lol:

[GP]

Chelsea sell us their best goalkeeper then his replacement get sent off :haha:

[Master Splinter]

The thing with Oliver is that he'll occasionally stumble upon the right decision.

[Niall_Quinn]

Chavs have been shit. Very lucky to be in this.

Really amateur hour stuff from Courtois. Are they sure he's better than Cech?

[Niall_Quinn]

The thing with Oliver is that he'll occasionally stumble upon the right decision.

He was just too scared to avoid a dead cert. Bet the linesmen was hiding and left him to it.

[GP]

Chavs have been shit. Very lucky to be in this.

Really amateur hour stuff from Courtois. Are they sure he's better than Cech?

He definitely isn't.

[Master Splinter]

Swansea have been the bigger threat all game.

Will they have to alter their 'Masterful Chelsea' manifesto slightly now?

[Heisenberg]

Bring on Cech :haha:

[AFC Leveller]

went out for 20 mins came back its 2-2 and cuntoi off

come on swansea

come on go miss

[Niall_Quinn]

Chav crowd crying, Costa crying. Maureen crying.

It's all good.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

went out for 20 mins came back its 2-2 and cuntoi off

come on swansea

come on go miss

Do you mind going away again?

[Niall_Quinn]

Willian can't fluke it in again. Shame.

[AFC Leveller]

Do you mind going away again?

lol

Monetro almost scores the 3rd.

come on swans a win here is the least u shud get

[GP]

Shelvey is Stevie G reincarnate.

[Niall_Quinn]

The way Azzah keeps looking down at himself with such admiration. Some may say he's been totally anonymous and even shit in this game, but it's the stuff he could have done they aren't considering.

[Niall_Quinn]

16 attempts for Swansea :haha:

[AFC Leveller]

drury says on another day go miss would have had a hatrick.

go miss is shite, he only scores from crosses against arsenal.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gomis :haha:

How bad is this guy?

[AFC Leveller]

i have a feeling swansea will gift these chavs a 3rd.

[Niall_Quinn]

i have a feeling swansea will gift these chavs a 3rd.

Of course they will, but it has still been funny. Especially the Courtois thing. :haha:

Maureen :haha:

[Syn]

:haha:

they're all fucking rent boys mate

[AFC Leveller]

go miss gets the third
offside

[Master Splinter]

Gomis you clown.

[Niall_Quinn]

Great block by Gomis, that Shelvey shot was on target.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gomis offside and misses anyway.

Finally, Nik is better than somebody.

[Niall_Quinn]

Montero with some decent time wasting.

[Master Splinter]

N_Q, use a different stream. You're about 8 minutes behind.

[AFC Leveller]

swansea look happy with a point, which is always a bad thing because the rent boys will fancy their chances of getting a third.

[Master Splinter]

Arsene Monk takes Montero off.

Why? :doh:

[Munchies]

www.ronaldo7.net

Go to stream site these days

10+ HD links for every game :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

N_Q, use a different stream. You're about 8 minutes behind.

I'm fine. I get to enjoy it twice.

[AFC Leveller]

Arsene Monk takes Montero off.

Why? :doh:

winger for winger tbf and Monero was injured.

vinegar would have replaced sanchez with Ospina.

[Master Splinter]

Oh, I didn't realise Montero was injured.

Sgt. Brody :bow:.

[AFC Leveller]

I U is the new letters.

[Niall_Quinn]

Definite rule in the Swansea camp - no first time shots.

[Letters]

I U is the new letters.
:unsure:

[Master Splinter]

That guy from the new Star Wars on for the woeful Cisc.

[Syn]

:unsure:

They're all fucking rentboys, Letters.

[Niall_Quinn]

Azzah's first contribution in the match. MOTM.

[AFC Leveller]

Go Miss was actually onside there.

still if he isnt offside he misses so no biggy.

[Niall_Quinn]

The anonymous Fabregash off. Worse than Ozil tbf.

[Niall_Quinn]

Azzah :haha: Brilliant ball to nobody.

[AFC Leveller]

Chelsea's best defender has gone off.

Eder is on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gomis :haha:

At least he's entertaining.

[Niall_Quinn]

Old crock Falcoa coming on.

[Munchies]

The anonymous Fabregash off. Worse than Ozil tbf.

he can shove that magic hat up his arse

[Master Splinter]

Swansea crying with laughter at Azar's cheating and the ref's incompetence.

[Niall_Quinn]

Azzah dead. Fatally bumped into somebody.

[Master Splinter]

Ref ignores a clear foul on Swansea again. :haha:

[AFC Leveller]

its a campaign MK2

[Niall_Quinn]

Costa's first instinct is to cheat.

So is his second.

[Niall_Quinn]

Maureen not satisfied with his two fluke goals, wants pens as well.

[Munchies]

Costa's first instinct is to cheat.

So is his second.

:lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Is that Azzah rolling around again?

Most fouled diver in the league, you know?

[Letters]

Next (Chelsea) goal wins?

[AFC Leveller]

FT

swansea shiuld have won, 2 fluke goals for the chav scum otherwise nothing else

[Letters]

Wenger Out!

[Syn]

Wenger's totally mind gamed the shit out of Mourinho. What a fuckboy Jose is.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

2 points dropped for the Chavs. I'll take it.

Hopefully their luck runs out soon.

[AFC Leveller]

we are 9th with a game in hand, not good enough.

[Master Splinter]

Chelsea fluke a point from a game in which they were outplayed, until Swansea turned into pussies at the end.

Mourinho to unleash some fachts on some football breakfast show tomorrow?

[Niall_Quinn]

FT 2-2 unlucky Swansea.

Two outrageous fluke goals for the chavs.

MOTM Azzah shite.

But highlight has to be Courtois. :haha:

For some reason Cech not available to replace the best goalkeeper ever in the whole world.

[Marc Overmars]

#14 is coming home.

[Syn]

The funny thing is, it genuinely is.

[Globalgunner]

So whats going to happen the PL title that Chelsea were supposed to pick up at the end of this match?

[Niall_Quinn]

So whats going to happen the PL title that Chelsea were supposed to pick up at the end of this match?

Well Utd won you know. Can't see anyone catching them after a performance like that.

[AFC Leveller]

Its only the first game of the season, Chelsea were hard done by, Courtois is the greatest.

You guys dont know shit here on goonersweb.

[Syn]

Ghandi, Churchill, Michael Oliver.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Chelsea fluke a point from a game in which they were outplayed, until Swansea turned into pussies at the end.

Mourinho to unleash some fachts on some ootball breakfast show tomorrow?

odds on he denies it was a penalty/sending off

[Niall_Quinn]

Its only the first game of the season, Chelsea were hard done by, Courtois is the greatest.

You guys dont know shit here on goonersweb.

This was a meaningless game anyway.