UEFA Super Cup - Barcelona v Sevilla - Tuesday 11 August (19:45)

[Master Splinter]

Messi v The Ukrainian Messi. The showdown everyone has been waiting for.

Neymar and Alba out for Barcelona.

N'Zonzi out for Sevilla.



Come on Sevilla.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pre-season is finished. The season begins now.

[Maestro]

what channel is this on btw

[McNamara That Ghost...]

BT Sport Europe. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcelona: Ter Stegen, Alves, Pique, Mascherano, Mathieu, Busquets, Iniesta, Rakitic, Rafinha, Messi, Suarez.

Subs: Bravo, Pedro, Bartra, Sandro, Munir, Sergi Roberto, Adriano.

Sevilla: Beto, Coke, Rami, Krychowiak, Tremoulinas, Banega, Krohn-Dehli, Iborra, Reyes, Vitolo, Gameiro.

Subs: Rico, Immobile, Kakuta, Luismi, Suarez, Konoplyanka, Mariano.

[Master Splinter]

No Ukrainian Messi. :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

BT Sport Europe. :lol:

Do you get that free if you don't pay their PL premium?

Can't be arsed trying, what with all that Silverlight and Chrome BS. BT is a bit of a laughing stock tbf.

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMJYCoSWgAAVAhU.jpg

Reyes :bow:

[Munchies]

bollocks, thought it'd be on itv

If you haven't already done so guys, bookmark this site

http://www.ronaldo7.net/video/barcelona-live/barcelona-live-stream.html

around 10+ HD flash streams for most games

[Niall_Quinn]

Yep - free for BT broadband customers - for now at least.

Might as well watch this instead of working. I'm getting sacked anyway - for some reason that escapes me.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Do you get that free if you don't pay their PL premium?

Can't be arsed trying, what with all that Silverlight and Chrome BS. BT is a bit of a laughing stock tbf.

Nah you just get a BSoD if you try watching it without paying if in my case you don't have any BT shit.

[Niall_Quinn]

Come on Seville!

[Niall_Quinn]

Nah you just get a BSoD if you try watching it without paying.

Watching it now???

Do you mean they are going to cut the shit off when the first ball is kicked? Cunts.

[Munchies]

Come on Seville!

:gp:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Imagine?

:wacko:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Watching it now???

Do you mean they are going to cut the shit off when the first ball is kicked? Cunts.

Nah I just can't see shit.

[Niall_Quinn]

Somebody has asked to leave the Nou Camp and BT Sport will keep us informed as things develop.

Meanwhile a bunch of twerps is singing a Coke advert version of Lennon. It's puke inducing - like Coke.

[Munchies]

Here Maccy

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/20573088

password : 321

[Niall_Quinn]

Nah I just can't see shit.

Possibly you aren't a BT broadband customer?

Which begs the question - which broadband do you use? And, in which case, LOL!

[Niall_Quinn]

So it looks like I'll be commentating - you lucky bastards!

So into impartial mode. Seville team announced and now they are announcing the greasy little cunts from Barca.

[Niall_Quinn]

LOOOOOL - Some Barca twat just kicks it straight out of play. Dire.

Seville through on goal, GK gets there first, saves it the feigns injury. Ref laps it up.

[Niall_Quinn]

NO - ref spots horrible foul on Reyes (Man Utd style) and pulls it back.

Meanwhile BT's stream crashes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcelona 0-1 Sevilla, BANEGA!!!

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Reyes to take...

[Munchies]

yes!!

[Niall_Quinn]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL!

Have that you Barca cunts!

1-0
1-0
1-0
1-0
1-0
1-0
1-0
1-0
...
1-0
1-0


YESSS!

[Niall_Quinn]

Reyes so good he didn't even need to take it. Left it for Banega and they still scored.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Freekick to Barca, dangerous area.

[Niall_Quinn]

Suarez dives and does that card waving thing. FK.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcelona 1-1 Sevilla, MESSI!!!

:bow:

[Munchies]

fukkk!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

Messi mis-hits it but somehow it goes in.

[Niall_Quinn]

Looks like it got a couple of deflections and the keeper was pretty shit.

1-1

[Niall_Quinn]

Bizarre offside decision against Koke.

[Niall_Quinn]

Both these teams are miles ahead of any PL team in terms of the basic technical stuff. Passing, crossing, first touch. Miles ahead.

[Master Splinter]

Unbiased commentary :bow:.

[Niall_Quinn]

What a ridiculous dive by Messi.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Freekick to Barca, dangerous area. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

First booking. Against Seville of course. And it was a dive.

[Master Splinter]

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcelona 2-1 Sevilla, MESSI!!!!

What a freekick!

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Fucking hell. That little fucker Messi is pretty good when all is said and done. Real deal.
2-1 Barca

Cheeky bid?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Right in the corner.

What a freak this guy is.

[Master Splinter]

I can hear Ronaldo crying from here tbh.

[Niall_Quinn]

I can hear Ronaldo crying from here tbh.

I don't know why there's even a debate. It's ludicrous. To be able to do the same thing in succession like that. Ronaldo couldn't do it in a million years. There's no debate. It's a fake debate.

[Master Splinter]

Coquelin-esque pass.

[Niall_Quinn]

It's all gone a bit Premier League over the last few minutes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Disallowed goal for Suarez.

Messi. :cloud9:

[Master Splinter]

Offside. But brilliant football though.

[Niall_Quinn]

Suarez thought he had scored but as it turns out he was offside.

[Niall_Quinn]

Offside. But brilliant football though.

This is how Wenger thinks we can play - and indeed we can, twice a season.

[Master Splinter]

This is how Wenger thinks we can play - and indeed we can, twice a season.

Maybe we could if the right kind of player was playing in the right areas.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rakitic smashes it, wide.

[Niall_Quinn]

Maybe we could if the right kind of player was playing in the right areas.

Ultimately this is the benchmark.

Could Giroud play for Barca.

Not really, I'd have to say no.

Then again, they did sign Song.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Messi shitting on them.

[Master Splinter]

Messi absolutely taking the piss.

[Master Splinter]

Suarez :doh:.

Suarez :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcelona 3-1 Sevilla, Rafinha!

[Niall_Quinn]

So game over. That was boring.

[Master Splinter]

This has cleansed the stench of the BLITW away.

This is a different sport.

[Niall_Quinn]

BLitW has more money. Therefore pure quality tbf.

[Globalgunner]

If you subtract Ronnie and Bale, the most expensive players in the world all play in the BLITW, apart from sideshow Bob at PSG...and we have Sterling too, Most expensive player still in diapers.

[Niall_Quinn]

If you subtract Ronnie and Bale, the most expensive players in the world all play in the BLITW, apart from sideshow Bob at PSG...and we have Sterling too, Most expensive player still in diapers.

Sideshow Bob wouldn't have gone for a quid had it not been for the BLitW.

The BLitW :bow:

Not like this soppy football passy shooty technical shit we are suffering tonight.


4-1 btw

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcelona 4-1 Sevilla, Suarez.

[Niall_Quinn]

Good defending mind you. Reminds me of four guys not so far from home.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcelona 4-2 Sevilla, REYES!!!

[Master Splinter]

The UM is on :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Sevilla!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcelona 4-3 Sevilla, GAMEIRO!!!

:popcorn:

[Master Splinter]

I was going to post how Mathieu seems like a competition winner in that team and he does that. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Go to make my dinner and come back to 4-3.

Off to make late supper. Come on Seville!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Messi howitzer saved.

[Master Splinter]

Mathieu pubbing it up good.

[Master Splinter]

UKRAINIAN MESSI!!!!!!!

Barca :haha: :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcelona 4-4 Sevilla, KONOPLYANKA!!!!!!!!

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

What comes after late supper? Midnight snack?

[Master Splinter]

Time for Vermaelen tbf.

[Niall_Quinn]

THIS,

is why the PL is tBLitW - it's the only place you could see a game like this.

[Munchies]

Back to watching the game again :lol:

Stopped when it went 2-1

:wave:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Messi went for another freekick, clipped the woodwork I think.

[Munchies]

Messi close!

[Niall_Quinn]

So dies this mean my official BT stream is 1 minute behind the pirate streams?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Extra time? That's stupid.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good dive from Suarez.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pique :haha:

What a cunt.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

4-4 HT in ET.

[Munchies]

we want pelanties

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Messi's overhead kick attempt. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Freekick to Barca, not far outside of the area.

[Munchies]

how is that a FK??

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcelona 5-4 Sevilla, Pedro!

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

The phrase utter, utter, utter, utter, utter cunt, spings to mind.

[Munchies]

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

Messi dived for the free-kick didn't he?

Scum.

[Niall_Quinn]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

How did he miss that?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coke heads just wide!

[Master Splinter]

Coke :doh:.

[Munchies]

What a miss!

[Niall_Quinn]

Fairly decent handbag fight.

[Niall_Quinn]

Great football by Seville. Final ball an inch short.

[Master Splinter]

:doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It should be 5-5!

:doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK!

How did he miss it?

[Globalgunner]

Barca need better defenders. They cant keep winning games 6-5

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcelona 5-4 Sevilla, FT!

What an absolutely mental game. :bow:

[Munchies]

Even worse :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

FT

Shame

Barca didn't deserve that due to their horrible complacency and arrogance.

Then again, if you are going to miss open goals the Seville didn't deserve it either.

[Master Splinter]

Sevilla woz robbed.

Messi a bigger cheat than Shrek?

[Niall_Quinn]

Sevilla woz robbed.

Messi a bigger cheat than Shrek?

Not actually possible.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Barcelona 5-4 Sevilla, FT!

What an absolutely mental game. :bow:

Reminded me of the UEFA cup final in 2001 between Liverpool and Alaves, those wretched fucks had cheated and fluked their way to a FA cup victory over us, and i was elated every time the Spanish side drew level...alas was not to be.

[GP]

Oi Venga! Oi Venga sign Messi and Suarez.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

We should sign Pedro, would work well in a interchangeable front three and it would piss off United fans