Villa v Man Utd, This Weekend's Fixtures & Liverpool v Bournemouth (14/15/16/17 Aug)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I think Martin Tyler is trying to tell us Mourinho won't be happy.

[Niall_Quinn]

Azzah brilliantly getting tackled.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramires hauled off, Cuadrado on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aguero slips and wide it goes.

Jesus Navas off, Nasri on.

[Syn]

Nasri and Sagna both on the pitch now for their years of experience grinding out wins V Chelsea.

[Master Splinter]

Fabregas is so shit.

He's an old wreck like Shrek.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Poor from Azpilicueta being offside there.

[Niall_Quinn]

Aguero is so good he's almost half as good as Azzah.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa goes for the dive. Nothing doing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hart saves from Hazard.

[Niall_Quinn]

Costa is diving well but it just isn't coming off for him today.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kiompany diving in like a lunatic again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Azzah brilliantly misses.

[Master Splinter]

Azzah definitely better than Messi and Ronaldo. He just keeps proving it every week.

[Syn]

the moving ball proving a problem for Hazard again. Should bat for Australia.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cuadrado. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Cuadrado. :haha:

Not the worst ball in the world, you'd expect your full back to be able to run at 200mph.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sterling beats his man, doesn't pass it to a teammate.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sterling off, Demichelis on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Willian off, Old Man Falcao on!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 2-0 Chelsea, Kompany captains it in.

Mourinho. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Sterling, huge cost modest talent.

[Master Splinter]

Chelsea :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Outstrengths him. :unsure:

[Niall_Quinn]

Chavs allow Kompany to score and complete the second stage to Maureen's master plan.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

World class booking from Hazard.

[Syn]

Plan on washing down the Sunday roast with Mourinho and Shreeves' tears.

[Globalgunner]

Boom!!!. Thats what you get for sacking your cute, quite edible, doctor

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nasri. :haha:

[Syn]

Sterling, huge cost modest talent.

huge cost, huge talent. Will be a monster player for them.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lesbo :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aguero off, Bony on.

[Syn]

Fuck me, what a hit. Absolutely cunted that in.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 3-0 Chelsea, Fernandinho smashes it in!

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

FERNANDINHOOOOOO!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

3-0

Superbly created by Azzah

[Master Splinter]

Fabregas again giving it away.

He is just terrible at the moment.

Old Man Cisc.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fabregas again giving it away.

He is just terrible at the moment.

Old Man Cisc.

Yep, Azzah and Gash combining excellently there. That's why they are the best.

[Syn]

http://www.zetaestaticos.com/aragon/img/noticias/1/046/1046127_1.jpg

[Niall_Quinn]

£1Billion bus wreck.

[Globalgunner]

Chelsea about to replace us in 19th position

[Master Splinter]

This has been an absolute thrashing.

Trampinho literally crying.

Cancer patients at the Manchester Royal Infirmary better put their glasses on this evening.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Three added minutes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Old Man Falcao still can't score.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 3-0 Chelsea, FT.

Mourinho. :haha:

Resign.

[Syn]

:haha:


"Mourinho has expressed his dismay at the disruption to his squad's preparation due to the Chinese yuan's devaluation during the week.

"This could spark a global currency war," stated the manager. "And that's not something for which my players have prepared."

[McNamara That Ghost...]

One Step Beyond...don't Chelsea play that after winning?

[AFC Leveller]

Apart from the 5 goals they have conceded in 2 games, Chelsea's defense is arguably the best of thr lot

Mourinho's mind games yet again working wonders, even his players were confused.

19th position, compared to top this time last season means Chelsea have again sprung a surpise, noone is gonna know what to do with them again this season.

[Master Splinter]

Trampinho :haha:.

Mind gamed his way to a heavy loss :haha:.

The impregnable bus pillaged and pummeled :haha:.

Azzah :haha:.

Cisc :haha:.

Big Man :haha:.

Pat Nevin :haha:.

Ray Wilkins :haha:.

Danny Mills :haha:.

Satan :haha:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Aguero got MOTM ?????

WTF? What about Azzah?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aguero's English. :lol:

Pretty crap effort after four years.

[Master Splinter]

The Tramp will deflect attention away from his team's performance by soliciting a drag queen in the car park.

You've just been mind-gamed.

Games of the mind.

[AFC Leveller]

Kompany again with the right words to make sure the media know he is a winner and all about winning, character, winning mentality and sleepless nights.

As a defender scoring is not what I take most pride, but I am really happy with the two clean sheets – that is what makes me sleep well at night.

[Syn]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMi58AdXAAA30h_.jpg

[AFC Leveller]

Yokohoma tyres are apparently not good enough for the Chelsea bus.

[AFC Leveller]

Maureen says this was a fake result.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho on Sky Sports: "The best team in the first half won the game. The best team in the second half was Chelsea for sure. We had a difficult first half, we didn't create a lot and our goalkeeper made a few important saves.

"Second half everything was different. If the 1-0 was a doubtful result at minute 70, 3-0 is completely fake. At 1-0 Chelsea were the best team for the whole second half.

"They make a change because they feel 1-0 is in danger and we concede a second goal. If 1-1 a different story, their team is in trouble."

"Their decision to bring Demichelis is an intelligent change, the sort of change I get criticised for all the time.

"Their midfield was in trouble, probably they should finish the game with nine men. In the end I have to be happy with the second half we did. That is not enough to win the game."

BOX OFFICE!

[Marc Overmars]

Mourinho. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho on Big Man. :lol:

He'll be gone by September.

[Master Splinter]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMi4LX5WcAAvsW5.jpg

[Syn]

Good stuff from Mourinho. His decisions was proven right and Chelsea were the better team. Minor detail that they got arsefucked by David Silva and Aguero.

[Niall_Quinn]

Maureen confirms the Terry sub was not related to injury or stalking, instead "Zouma is fastest player to play against long balls to Aguero"

Poor old chavs, best team, fake result, up against long ball team, everything went against the poor billionaires.

Souness reckons he need more playa, so he subbed-on shite to force Abramovich's hand. I sense a good old fashioned sacking coming on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Are these pundits real?

Before kick-off, Terry the supreme captain of all time.

After final whistle, is Terry gone?

Mostly the fake NQ being an arse I suppose.

[AFC Leveller]

I think if you take away the 3 goals City scored and the 6 saves Begovic made, Chelsea could have had the draw they came for.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

"It was a decision. Zouma is the fastest defender we have in the squad. I know Man City are going to play counter attack and Zouma is a different player to John and was proven right because Zouma was in complete control.

"John is a player I have total trust for, with me he was never substituted, With other managers he was not selected and people thought his Chelsea career was over.

"If a manager has the right, I do, because I gave the chance to make him what he is, a fantastic player and a fantastic captain. I was proven right.

"One point from six is better than zero and worse than two. I am okay in mathematics, multiply 36 by three and I know how much it gives, I know the championship is more than mathematically open."

Come on Roman, sack this idiot one more time.

[Syn]

Souness is going knock NQ the fuck out. :popcorn:

[Niall_Quinn]

TH hits the Niall on the head - it's all about Maureen. Last week the doctor is used to cover up the shit, this week he pulls the Terry stunt.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Baba joins Chelsea. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh have a finger on the trophy after two games.

:doh:

[Master Splinter]

"It is a fake result. We were the best team by far in the second half. What they did in the first we did in the second.

"We dominated and when they feel they are in trouble, and they felt, they changed Aguero and Sterling, they try to recover control of the game is exactly when they scored the second goal. For me, completely fake.

"Their goalkeeper was good and we couldn't score. They were only coming up with long balls and even that we controlled that. Not one single problem in the second half, they had lots."



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[Master Splinter]

Does Sounness do anything other than spout nonsensical, outmoded cliches and demonstrate a basic lack of basic facts?

[AFC Leveller]

Fake result? i dont think there is such a thing.

If this guy lost more often, he really would be comedy gold.

[Kano]

Third season meltdown well on its way for Maureen. Upsetting fellow staff, senior players, team in bad form, rumbling of discontent with owner and constant sniping at managers and the press. A perfect storm brewing to follow the same cycle as usual in year three.

[fakeyank]

I hope the press amps the pressure about Mou getting the sack.. It'll be hilarious to see the cunt get the sack! :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Third season meltdown well on its way for Maureen. Upsetting fellow staff, senior players, team in bad form, rumbling of discontent with owner and constant sniping at managers and the press. A perfect storm brewing to follow the same cycle as usual in year three.

Slightly different over here because he has the media slobbering at his cock.

[Kano]

True, yet he managed all by himself last time. And if the media smell blood on anyone, they swarm in. They'd slice up and sell the organs of their kids if it meant more clicks and units sold.

[AFC Leveller]

He never gets any bad press, which is weird because journos should see what a horrible self centred cunt he is.

[Niall_Quinn]

He never gets any bad press, which is weird because journos should see what a horrible self centred cunt he is.

They need access so they can get all those cheap stories he churns out to distract from the shit he's been serving up on the pitch for years. Upset him and you'd have to go and reserachmake up stories, which is more effort.

[adzzzbatch]

Chelski :haha: :haha::haha: :haha:












That is all :coffee:

[Syn]

Sheerah delivering some hard truths on MOTD.

"I agree with Mourinho, it was a fake result. It should've been 5-0 to Man City."

"Fabregas moved like he was carrying a fridge on his back. Look how slow he is."

[Marc Overmars]

Must admit, I do love Aguero. Best striker in the business.

Cheeky bid tbf.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Third season meltdown well on its way for Maureen. Upsetting fellow staff, senior players, team in bad form, rumbling of discontent with owner and constant sniping at managers and the press. A perfect storm brewing to follow the same cycle as usual in year three.

Beautifully summarised.

On the media Mourinho love-in it isn't a completely whitewash. Barry Glendenning (Guardian football writer, podcast and talksport) regularly calls Mourinho out.....at least on the very widely listened to podcast. And he's certainly no Arsenal apologist either....

[Munchies]

Official Chelsea website match report

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMkMDTyWcAEO52d.jpg

:haha:

FFS Mourinho :doh:

[Munchies]

http://i.imgur.com/nBPREFa.gif

[LDG]

Mourinho :haha:

Specialist in specialism :lol:

[GP]

I'm so fucking glad he's not our manager.

Christ, what a bellend.

[AFC Leveller]

Im now convinced that Fernandinho bribes refs. He gets away with murder every game and although his elbow on Costa was justified because Costa is a cunt, it was a red card all day.

[GP]

Ramires, too.

Maybe the refs are afraid of being branded a racist if they start booking the dark lads.

[Kano]

Ref ruins an hilarious start to the game, Bournemouth goal disallowed.

[fakeyank]

Must admit, I do love Aguero. Best striker in the business.

Cheeky bid tbf.

40 million and 2 pence

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ibe. :lol:

Pub touch.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Benteke goes for glory, nice of him to give something back to Villa Park.

[alexander]

Are these pundits real?

Before kick-off, Terry the supreme captain of all time.

After final whistle, is Terry gone?

Mostly the fake NQ being an arse I suppose.

one hell of a lot of our media are stealing a living. There isnt a band wagon they wont jump on. Its pathetic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 1-0 Bournemouth, Bentekkers pubs it in.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Refs not bothering to apply the new offside rule. :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Clinical finish.

Predatory instinct.

Fox in the box.

Great technician.

Great character.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coutinho shoots, deflects for a corner.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lallana's header. :lol:

I guess it counts as a shot on target.

[Master Splinter]

So two big decisions against Bournemouth so far.

But remember when Pires dived once to stop Portsmouth from completing the treble and when Coquelin was the first player to avoid a second yellow on Sunday?

BLITW :bow:.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

He can't score from closer than 25 yards these days.

[Master Splinter]

Coutinho the magician magics one hopelessly wide.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Bournemouth's back four is the same defence that played in the Cherries' last game in League One two seasons ago.

Their opponents that day? Tranmere Rovers.

Two promotions for Bournemouth and two relegations for Tranmere since then.

Ah fuck off, BBC.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ibe. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Henderson off injured.

Lallana. :haha:

OMG.

[Master Splinter]

LOLlana :haha:.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Is there anything he can do?

Ah yes, the Cruyff turn. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Milner. :haha:

Pub scuffer.

[Master Splinter]

Is there anything he can do?

Ah yes, the Cruyff turn. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again.

Build the England team around him!

According to Hoddle.

[Master Splinter]

Bournemouth's charity volunteers and schoolteachers completely outplaying Liverpool.

Coutinho hit-and-hoper coming up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coutinho looking for glory at every opportunity.

Ibe off, Firmino on.

[Master Splinter]

Coutinho Cazorlas one into Goodison Park.

[Master Splinter]

Is Ibe anything more than a big, strong, quick, athletic athlete?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coutinho with another shot, this time blocked.

[Kano]

One offside shot on target tonight. A grand total of 4 in 160 minutes. Solving that goal scoring problem I see.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Another block, another Coutinho shot.

[AFC Leveller]

The beach side have played well, deserve to be level tbh


Coutinho will fluke one in soon.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tomlin. :lol:

What a fatty.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good play from Daniels.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coutinho off, Moreno on.

:unsure:

[Kano]

Sky spent how much for this shit?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

O'Kane on, Gosling on.

[Kano]

Somehow a worse conversion rate tonight than Murray yesterday.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Benteke scuffs it on to the bar.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Milner. :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

That's the worst thing I've ever seen.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 1-0 Bournemouth, FT.

More inspid tripe from the BLitW.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Liverpool 1-0 Bournemouth, FT.

More inspid tripe from the BLitW.

Intriguing.

Intriguing tripe.

[AFC Leveller]

Pundits, you have to love em.

Last season, Cisc was the difference between Chelsea and the rest.

This season:

Speaking on Sky Sports' Monday Night Football, Carragher said: 'Why do you play Ramires?
'Because you've got someone in Cesc Fabregas who is a fantastic footballer, creates goals, scores goals, but he can't defend as we saw in the first 10 seconds when David Silva turns him and puts Sergio Aguero through.
'He lacks tactical intelligence, especially defensively. That's one of the reasons Barcelona let Chelsea take him.'