Villa v Man Utd, This Weekend's Fixtures & Liverpool v Bournemouth (14/15/16/17 Aug)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Friday, 14th August 2015
Aston Villa v Man Utd, 19:45 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Saturday, 15th August 2015
Southampton v Everton, 12:45 http://i44.tinypic.com/5bpl5u.png
Sunderland v Norwich, 15:00
Swansea v Newcastle, 15:00
Tottenham v Stoke, 15:00
Watford v West Brom, 15:00
West Ham v Leicester, 15:00

Sunday, 16th August 2015
Crystal Palace v Arsenal, 13:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Man City v Chelsea, 16:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Monday, 17th August 2015
Liverpool v Bournemouth, 20:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

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Let's try the season again eh?

[Marc Overmars]

Looking forward to the opening weekend of fixtures.

[Niall_Quinn]

Another 1:30 opener for us? It only seems like a week ago since...

Ah well, new season, let's see what happens (from behind the sofa)

[Injury Time]

Monday night football can fuck off.

[AFC Leveller]

Chelsea loss; arsenal draw.

[Syn]

The amount of fucks I don't give about football right now could satisfy all your mothers.

[Letters]

Chelsea loss; arsenal draw.

City 0 - Chelsea 0 :sleep:

Buses :bow:

:rolleyes:

[Master Splinter]

Come on Citeh. 4-0 please.

Gestede to give United a good kicking.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd: Romero, Darmian, Smalling, Blind, Shaw, Carrick, Schneiderlin, Mata, Depay, Januzaj, Rooney.
Subs: Hernandez, Young, Herrera, Valencia, Schweinsteiger, McNair, Johnstone.

Aston Villa: Guzan, Bacuna, Richards, Clark, Amavi, Veretout, Gueye, Westwood, Ayew, Agbonlahor, Sinclair.
ubs: Baker, Richardson, Hutton, Sanchez, Kozak, Bunn, Gestede.

[Master Splinter]

Come on Villa!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carrick boots it out of play. :lol:

[Master Splinter]

BLITW displaying it's quality so far.

[Master Splinter]

Horrible challenge from Richards.

[Master Splinter]

Schneiderlin :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 0-1 Man Utd, Januzaj pubs one in off the post.

[Master Splinter]

Villa 0-1 United, Januzaj.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Veretout kicks out at Januzaj, he kicks back.

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

At least Arsenal and Citeh try to play attractive football. Chelsea and United are billion pound automatons who scrape wins through deflections and pure pubbery. BLITW.

[Master Splinter]

Westwood :doh:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Darmian trying to take Richards' shirt with him, ref misses it somehow.

[Master Splinter]

Rooney is a ball-repellent tank of shit.

He is utterly pointless.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-1 HT.

An absolute stinker of a match.

[Kano]

More TV money, more TV games, no World Cup fatigue and the standard so far is even worse.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dwight Yorke somehow doesn't think that should be a pel for Villa. :wacko:

[Master Splinter]

Dwight Yorke is more blinkered than Nevin and Wilkins put together. Complete imbecile.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ayew. :haha:

Donating a ball to St. Andrews.

[Master Splinter]

Simple cross goes out for a throw. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Amavi's cross...hit way too hard goes out for a throw-in.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good dive from Amavi in to Darmian though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Agbonlahor header, easy for Romero.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sinclair off, Gestede on.

[Master Splinter]

Rudy :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Januzaj hauled off, Ander Herrera on.

Carrick off, Schweinsteiger on.

[Master Splinter]

That's landing in Memphis.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Memphis. :haha:

Absolute shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ayew booked for diving.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Memphis. :haha:

How has he missed that?

[Master Splinter]

Memphis :haha:.

He is crap.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ander Herrera booked.

Scrote.

[Kano]

I'm taking particular pleasure in seeing how shite Depay is looking so far.

[GP]

At least he was cheap...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Veretout off, Sanchez on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Memphis hauled off, Youngy on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Darmian booked, cynical scrote.

[Globalgunner]

The lack of quality on display here is horrendous. United are poor but Villa, abysmal does not capture it.

[Master Splinter]

This match is a technical horror show.

Three passes in any passage of play must be the record so far. Just unbelievably incompetent football.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ultimately I think Villa are just a bit too crap to do anything in this match.

[Globalgunner]

Villa really shouldnt have sold that chap to City.....name escapes me. He was possibly the only football player at the whole club

[Master Splinter]

Rooney has been a rock in Villa's backline.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa really shouldnt have sold that chap to City.....name escapes me. He was possibly the only football player at the whole club

Dunno but there was that bloke who was proving there still is loyalty in football at Villa...right?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 0-1 Man Utd, FT.

That was horrendous.

[Master Splinter]

Soul-destroying stuff.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Southampton: Stekelenburg, Cedric, Yoshida, Fonte, Targett, S. Davis, Wanyama, Tadic, Mane, Long, Pelle.

Everton: Howard, Coleman, Stones, Jagielka, Galloway, Barry, Cleverley, McCarthy, Barkley, Kone, Lukaku.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

How do southampton line up, because they are essentially playing four strikers there

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton's shirt. :sick:

WTF is that?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

BT with three commentators - Darke, Savage and Hoddle. :wacko:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Last ditch defending from Jagielka to deny Tadic.

Barkley. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

BT with three commentators - Darke, Savage and Hoddle. :wacko:

It will forever remain a mystery how Savage has ended up as an "expert" on TV. The guys is a fucking tool.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Howard saves from Mane.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It will forever remain a mystery how Savage has ended up as an "expert" on TV. The guys is a fucking tool.

He used to be involved in football I think - difficult to refer to him as a footballer. It's all you need.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Southampton 0-1 Everton, Lukaku!

[Master Splinter]

How do southampton line up, because they are essentially playing four strikers there

Tadic is a striker?

It's most likely Wanyama and Davis holding, with Tadic playing as a playmaker supplying the forwards. Or it could just be 4-4-2 with Tadic and Mane on the wings.

[Master Splinter]

It will forever remain a mystery how Savage has ended up as an "expert" on TV. The guys is a fucking tool.

Savage is a genius compared to some of the cretins allowed to open their mouths. He's just a clown mostly, unlike some who are dangerously and offensively thick. Then there's Owen and the Nevilles who's voices infect and deteriorate your mind with every listen.

[Master Splinter]

Barkley :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

If he hits the target that's a hell of a chance. The wise words of Glenn Hoddle.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Look at this pass from Barkley again!

What the one that was cut out?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Southampton 0-2 Everton, Lukaku!

[Master Splinter]

Southampton 0-2 Everton, LUKAKU!

[Niall_Quinn]

Cheeky bid, one quid?

[Master Splinter]

Southampton have been poor.

Davis offers nothing in the middle. Get Juanmi on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Southampton have been poor.

Davis offers nothing in the middle. Get Juanmi on.

They need more playa to sell.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fonte booked. Savage changes his tune quickly. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barkley. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland: Pantilimon, Jones, Kaboul, Coates, Van Aanholt, Cattermole, Larsson, M’Vila, Defoe, Lens, Fletcher.

Norwich: Ruddy; Whittaker, Martin, Bassong, Brady; Redmond, Tettey, Dorrans, Howson; Hoolahan; Jerome.

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West Ham: Adrian, Jenkinson, Reid, Ogbonna, Cresswell, Oxford, Kouyate, Noble, Payet, Sakho, Zarate.

Leicester: Schmeichel, De Laet, Huth, Morgan, Schlupp, Albrighton, Drinkwater, King, Mahrez, Okazaki, Vardy

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea: Fabianski, Naughton, Fernandez, Williams, Taylor, Cork, Shelvey, Ayew, Sigurdsson, Montero, Gomis.

Newcastle: Krul, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Haidara, Anita, Colback, Sissoko, Wijnaldum, Obertan, Cisse.

Southampton 0-3 Everton, Barkley combs it in.

[Master Splinter]

Southampton 0-3 Everton, Barkley.

[Master Splinter]

Lukaku has been triffic today.

So is Koeman off the next Arsenal manager list?

Coyle in.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tottenham: Lloris; Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Davies; Dier, Mason; Chadli, Dembele, Eriksen; Kane.

Stoke: Butland; Johnson, Cameron, Muniesa, Pieters; Whelan, van Ginkel; Walters, Afellay, Arnautovic; Diouf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We're 20th. :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Swansea 1-0 Newcastle, Gomis!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 1-0 Barcodes, Gomis!

[Master Splinter]

Shelvey in genius mode again.

Go Miss kept some composure for a change.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Merse with glasses on, it won't help.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds 1-0 Stoke, Dier.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland 0-1 Norwich, Martin.

Pantilimon fuck up by the sounds of it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

West Ham 0-1 Leicester, Okazaki!

[Master Splinter]

Ranieri :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland 0-2 Norwich, Whittaker!

Advocaat. :wave:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

West Ham 0-2 Leicester, Mahrez!

[fakeyank]

And we lost to this lot last week.. :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Janmaat sent off for a second yellow. :doh:

Moronic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Janmaat sent off! :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Montero smacks the post!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds 2-0 Stoke, Chadli.

We're 18th! :scarf:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sigurdsson hits the bar!

[Master Splinter]

Sigurdsson smashes the post/bar!

[Master Splinter]

A U!!!!!!!!

Swansea 2-0 Newcastle.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Butlands keeps Stoke in it to save from Kane. Great save apparently.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Ammers 1-2 Leicester, Payet!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland 0-3 Norwich, Redmond!

WTF?

[Master Splinter]

A U should have made it 3-0 to Swansea.

[Niall_Quinn]

Stoke's version of Ibra is not very good, is he?

Same hair though, so that's something.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Stoke!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds 2-1 Stoke, Arnautovic!

:popcorn:

Kane went off injured.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Berahino misses a sitter!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds 2-2 Stoke, DIOUF!!

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mitrovic is a psychopath.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland 1-3 Norwich, Watmore.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Watford 0-0 WBA, FT. Bit of a stinker I think.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Adrian sent off!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland 1-3 Norwich, FT. Oh dear.

Spuds 2-2 Stoke, FT! Spuds. :haha: What an embarrassment.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 2-0 Barcodes, FT.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Corporal Jenks in goal. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Ammers 1-2 Leicester, FT. :haha:

[adzzzbatch]

Arsenal :doh:

[Marc Overmars]

Arsenal :doh:

Pretty much.

[Master Splinter]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMdhOkoWUAEaxLS.jpg

:haha:

[AFC Leveller]

Last week I larfed at everyone else before we played but then we were worse than the rest so I'm not gonna say much now.

:lol: at spurs tho.

[Letters]

:d Good ole Spurs, always go out of their way to cheer up Arsenal fans.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Out of the 17 Premier league fixtures that have been played so far, only 3 have resulted in wins for the home side, with 9 away victories and 5 draws.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunday Supplement is on. Holt, Wallace and Cross all to worship at the Mourinho Altar.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Or not.

Hound him out. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

John Cross likes Danny Dunn's article on Mourinho.

It's Andy Dunn, you berk.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ah no back to the love-in.

Holt: great for our game, genius. :sleep:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sam Wallace: People most admire Chelsea (in relation to the football they play) because of their winning mentality.

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City: Hart, Sagna, Kompany, Mangala, Kolarov, Yaya Toure, Fernandinho, Navas, Silva, Sterling, Aguero.

Chelsea: Begovic; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta; Ramires, Matic; Willian, Fabregas, Hazard; Diego Costa.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

No matter how much they build it up, does anybody get overly excited about a Man City - Chelsea game?

[Niall_Quinn]

The Sunday Diveathon Comes Next!

The Irrepressible Wallet versus the Immovable Bus.

Come on gypos :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kompany. :lol:

This fraud tries so hard to be seen as a magnificent leader.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He wants to be the Best Defender in the World.

Team player. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

He wants to be the Best Defender in the World.

Team player. :bow:

It's not up to him, it's up to Neil Ashton and Martin Samuel and they already say yes, best playa ever except for Toure, although Silva is the best and Azzah is the best of all and Ozil is shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Özil. :haha:

No talent, doesn't care, waste of money.

[Niall_Quinn]

Özil. :haha:

No talent, doesn't care, waste of money.

And he got the chav doctor sacked because he bribed police and was seen leaving a nightclub.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Özil. :haha:

No talent, doesn't care, waste of money.

Prejudice against Goggle Eyed Muzzas

[Niall_Quinn]

Maureen on now :bow:

The Special One :bow:

I wonder if he has any comment to make on Wenger's sacking that doctor in a childish temper tantrum?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

And he got the chav doctor sacked because he bribed police and was seen leaving a nightclub.

He donates money to Brazilian kids and not English kids.

[Niall_Quinn]

Q: Bringing Ramires in - does that make you more defensive?

A: No, it is not possible to be more defensive.

[Master Splinter]

Come on Citeh. Batter these atrocities. And beat them at the footy too.

Trampinho looks like he's putting on weight. Must be mind games.

[Niall_Quinn]

He donates money to Brazilian kids and not English kids.

And he stole the money by stealing a living and then tried to blame his dog.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He got the best rated player but as a 7.5 in the DM's ratings.

:haha:

[AFC Leveller]

Kompany. :lol:

This fraud tries so hard to be seen as a magnificent leader.

He really does think a lot of himself. Always going on about how he is a winner and has sleepless nights when they win.

fuck off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good save from Begovic to deny Aguero.

Jesus Navas smashes it across goal afterwards.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Most overrated defender since Gary Neville

[Niall_Quinn]

Aguero :doh:

[Syn]

Rubbish from Aguero. Carlos Vela would've buried that.

[Niall_Quinn]

Real let-off. Really poor from Aguero, just lift it a couple of inches and the bus is blown to pieces.

[AFC Leveller]

Lucky cunts, should have been a goal.

a los here today and they would be somewhere in 17th.

[Niall_Quinn]

Most overrated defender since Gary Neville

Are you forgetting Phil Neville?

[Globalgunner]

Lets count how many Red card offences Ramires gets away with today

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Azpilicueta goes for it on his own goal but over it goes, poor effort.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gypos have chose to run at the creaky old chav crocks. Pure genius really. The immediate instinct would be to play it tight in front of their back 4 but they have gone all unorthodox.

[AFC Leveller]

Navas, the right footed Stewart Downing.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Are you forgetting Phil Neville?

No, who actually rated him?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa isn't happy. Again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lets count how many Red card offences Ramires gets away with today

I'm not doing all that counting again, somebody else do it.

[Niall_Quinn]

No, who actually rated him?

Jeff Powell.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Gypos have chose to run at the creaky old chav crocks. Pure genius really. The immediate instinct would be to play it tight in front of their back 4 but they have gone all unorthodox.

Jefferson Monteiro proving last week that the Chelsea defence are as much about reputation as anything, if only that boy had a brain to go with his pace and turn

[AFC Leveller]

Ramires must have something on every ref in the league, he gets away with everything.

[Syn]

Jefferson Monteiro proving last week that the Chelsea defence are as much about reputation as anything, if only that boy had a brain to go with his pace and turn

Well he's 2 for 2 so far in terms of good performances. Looks a sensible Oxlade Chamberlain atm

[Globalgunner]

Two Chav players conspire to bundle each other in the box, then claim for a penalty.

[Master Splinter]

David Thugva has arrived :bow:.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Jeff Powell.

I'm ashamed to say I had to google him

I should read the Daily Mail more, at the moment I confine myself to the free copies strewn about in Indian and Chinese takeaways and feel it's a good diversion to bully, belittle and hate the kind of straw people I'd never thought about feeling that way about before.

[Niall_Quinn]

I'm ashamed to say I had to google him

I should read the Daily Mail more, at the moment I confine myself to the free copies strewn about in Indian and Chinese takeaways and feel it's a good diversion to bully, belittle and hate the kind of straw people I'd never thought about feeling that way about before.

I'm an avid consumer now that Andrex is ripping customers off.

[Master Splinter]

Begovic will drop a clanger soon.

[Niall_Quinn]

Damn, Begovic keeps them in it.

Gyps all over them right now.

[Niall_Quinn]

Holy shit, Begovic again.

[Niall_Quinn]

That's a top class save.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

I'm an avid consumer now that Andrex is ripping customers off.

Somewhat masochistic

[Niall_Quinn]

Absolutely brilliant by Azzah. The way he swung his boot at that ball and it went, somewhere.

[Niall_Quinn]

Azzah again! Wow. Effortlessly boots it out of play :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Giroud > Aguero.

[AFC Leveller]

City should be 3 up.

chavs to score a pel.

[Niall_Quinn]

Is Aguero trying to get a transfer to chavland?

[Syn]

Chelsea are getting destroyed. But still 0-0. Carlos Vela would've buried that one too.

[Niall_Quinn]

Against us those 3 go in and everyone is talking humiliation.

But this is totally different. The legendary chav back four are holding strong despite being in tatters.

[Niall_Quinn]

Toure being a big wuss. Again.

[Syn]

Willian is one my favourite Gervinhos.

[Syn]

Navas should've dived there. His first touch isn't good enough for him to have principles.

[Niall_Quinn]

Navas is as likely to beat his man as he is to beat his tool, and considering he doesn't have a tool.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

City should be 3 up.

chavs to score a pel.

I had a pelanty once, spent the next 48 hours shitting through the eye of a needle

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Willian is one my favourite Gervinhos.

Gervinho is better, literally has the forehead of the Mekon

[Syn]

What a goal!

[Master Splinter]

AGUEROOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

AGUERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Syn]

Cahill :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 1-0 Citeh, Aguero!

Cahill. :haha:

[AFC Leveller]

Aguero, wow

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kompany booked, what is he doing?

[Kano]

That's what happens when you park the bus Maureen.

An unnecessary booking for Kompany but a necessary foul on Costa.

[Globalgunner]

That Gents is what a world class forward brings

[Niall_Quinn]

Those stinking, horrible, fuckshit gypos are playing some good stuff. Technical, direct, quick. Although they are cheating because they are playing defenders in defence, midfielders in the middle, wingers out wide and strikers up top.

Kompany hacks Costa :haha:

[AFC Leveller]

Thats what world class strikers do, a goal out of nothing really, he had 3 chavs around him and the keeper to beat.

[Niall_Quinn]

That Gents is what a world class forward brings

He is not top,top,top,top,top,top,top,top,top,top,top,top quality, as well you know.

[Niall_Quinn]

Thats what world class strikers do, a goal out of nothing really, he had 3 chavs around him and the keeper to beat.

tbf our guy conjured something out of nothing today. He will never do it again, but he did it today.

[Niall_Quinn]

Goal came against the balance of the play :haha:

Unbiased commentary :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Horrendous fom Willian, barely looking like a footballer these days.

Kolarov cross, deflected in to the side netting.

[Niall_Quinn]

Maureen expected not such a good start, apparently. So this is all part of the plan.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Maureen expected not such a good start, apparently. So this is all part of the plan.

We won't remember the performance when he shoots the tea lady.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good freekick Cesc. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Fabulous dive by Azzah. Ronaldo couldn't have done any better.

[Master Splinter]

Azzah just crumbles to the floor again and the ref obliges the little twerp.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fabregash, who has 13 assists last season, not up to his usual superlative quality there. But to be fair, Arteta didn't offer much of a target.

[Syn]

We won't remember the performance when he shoots the tea lady.

:haha:

[AFC Leveller]

fernandinho is also a dirty thug.

[Globalgunner]

ramires trying hard to remember what it is to be a footballer..fails woefully

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good clearance from Mangala.

[Syn]

:haha:

Good work Man City fans. You're all heart.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Physios coming on. They're getting sacked.

[Kano]

Begovic does what we've all wanted to for years.

[Master Splinter]

ramires trying hard to remember what it is to be a footballer..fails woefully

Tbf, it's been decades.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

It's a trap!

[Niall_Quinn]

Maureen's two little bum chums are on.

Terrible miss by Mangler. Should be 5-0. Arsenal have been humiliated here.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea will be down to eight again soon..

Fernandinho booked.

[Master Splinter]

Fernandinho's finest contribution to English football.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

https://www.google.co.uk/search?client=safari&channel=iphone_bm&hl=en&site=webhp&tbm=isch&source=hp&ei=WLDQVbbLIKa_ygOox52YDQ&q=admiral+ackbar&oq=admiral&gs_l=mobile-gws-hp.1.0.0l4j5.2035.4803.0.6095.10.9.0.1.1.0.140.778 .2j5.7.0....0...1c.1.64.mobile-gws-hp..3.7.778.0.89TcQeWYH1E#imgrc=gB6--tdQRM2seM%3A

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho is a PHD.

[Master Splinter]

Canyonero would have healed him in 30 seconds.

[Niall_Quinn]

Costa is quite delicate for such a thug.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh 1-0 Chelsea, HT.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fight fight fight!

[Kano]

Costa :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Pure embarrassment for Maureen here. Such a self absorbed bastard he has jeopardised the team with his stupid antics. It's hilarious.

[Syn]

Costa is quite delicate for such a thug.

Innit. A lot of these 'thugs' are. Need a Stuart Pearce character badly.

[Master Splinter]

The Trampy One will bring on Zouma and Mikel with mallets and maces in the second half.

[AFC Leveller]

Park the bus, bore the spectators to death, call it tactics.

As a man he is horrible, he has no class, no style and no manners.

[Niall_Quinn]

4-0 would be fair. Satan has been given a good hiding by Allah but has somehow escaped back to his lair only trailing by the one goal.

[Master Splinter]

Pure embarrassment for Maureen here. Such a self absorbed bastard he has jeopardised the team with his stupid antics. It's hilarious.

Mind games, mate. It was pre-planned to allow Aguero five chances and allow Silva and Toure so much freedom.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

The Trampy One will bring on Zouma and Mikel with mallets and maces in the second half.

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[Syn]

Helluva motivational/philosophical speech by Henry. He'll make a valuable granddad one day.

[Syn]

Rio Ferdinand ‏@rioferdy5 3 mins
#aguero #suarez #benzema #ibrahimovic #lewandoski Best strikers in the world...In that order

Need #Sanchez to hit #30goals this season #and he's in there.

[Niall_Quinn]

Need #Sanchez to hit #30goals this season #and he's in there.

LOL - Rooney shagged his grandma

[Syn]

The Trampy One will bring on Zouma and Mikel with mallets and maces in the second half.

Zouma on for Terry

Incredible gaming of the mind.

[Niall_Quinn]

Nivea men :haha:

Liverpool :haha:

Way gayer than Bif.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Big Man hauled off?

Mourinho doesn't want to be there for much longer.

[Syn]

Costa still looks fuming. He's going to stab someone. Wonder what games he'll miss while he's suspended.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ivanovic booked, freekick to Citeh.

Old Man Ivanovic.

[Niall_Quinn]

Terry off with a slight pull. They didn't mention the woman's name.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cahill and Diego Costa pub their way to defending it there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Terry off with a slight pull. They didn't mention the woman's name.

Eva.

[Syn]

Terry off with a slight pull. They didn't mention the woman's name.

:haha:

[Syn]

Ramires!! :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

"Why is nobody cheering?"


:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

:haha: Costa and Mangler getting friendly.

[Niall_Quinn]

Silva touches the sainted Azzah - FK.

[Master Splinter]

Nivea men :haha:

Liverpool :haha:

Way gayer than Bif.

At least Bif is a gorgeous bastard.

[Niall_Quinn]

What a surprise. The chavs have turned it into a niggly dive and foul fest. Who could have predicted that?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ivanovic crosses it, out it goes.

[Niall_Quinn]

The chavs are so shite today the commentators have put a H in Azzah's name.

[Syn]

No way am I still gonna watch 30 mins of this shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya first time strike, saved.