This Weekend's Fixtures (22/23 August)

[Niall_Quinn]

Brunted over. Pathetic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hazard fucked it earlier also.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hazard actually moved away from the ball just to cheat.

[GP]

Hazard takes a dive, ref buys it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Excellent dive by Azzah.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Five added minutes.

[Niall_Quinn]

Azzah brilliantly fails to beat his man. He's terrific!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lambert. :haha:

Why?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Courtois saves from Rondon.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Olsson clears it. Idiot.

[Niall_Quinn]

Can the chavs fluke and punch and gouge their way through a whole season again?

[Niall_Quinn]

Yacob has time, sees men in the box, looks up, looks down at the ball, no pressure, launches it, to the keeper. tBLitWtbf

FT

Cunty cock fuck flukes another win.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

West Brom 2-3 Chelsea, FT.

Clattenburg has a go at Courtois for time wasting but doesn't add that time on to the added time?

Pulis screwed it up.

[AFC Leveller]

Pubis gift wraps 3 points to Chelsea after he did the same to City.

Disgusting club, manage, fans, captain, players, past players, everything!

[Kano]

What is this, rent-a-Sam? BT, BBC now Sky?

[Niall_Quinn]

So what have we learned?

Well Azzah definitely isn't one of the worst cheats to ever disgrace the game, MotM again.

Costa shouldn't be sent off every game he plays.

Matic is definitely not one of the most overrated lumps of shit in the league.

Falcoa isn't a horrendous waste of money.

Pulis probably isn't the new Cryuff

[adzzzbatch]

fuck off chelski :sick:

[AFC Leveller]

What is this, rent-a-Sam? BT, BBC now Sky?

BeIn Sports too the other week with Richard Keys.

[Master Splinter]

Fat Sam selling blubber on QVC now.

[Master Splinter]

Pedro already speaks better English than Carragher and Shrek.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Watford: Gomes, Nyom, Prodl, Cathcart, Holebas, Capoue, Behrami, Anya, Ighalo, Jurado, Deeney.
Subs: Arlauskis, Britos, Watson, Layun, Abdi, Forestieri, Diamanti

Southampton: Stekelenburg, Yoshida, Fonte, Caulker, Targett, Wanyama, Romeu, Cedric Soares, Mane, Steven Davis, Pelle.
Subs:Davis, Long, Rodriguez, Tadic, Martina, Ward-Prowse, Juanmi

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Everton: Howard; Galloway, Jagielka, Stones, Coleman; Barry, McCarthy, Cleverley, Barkley, Kone; Lukaku.
Subs: Robles, Mirallas, Naismith, Besic, Deulofeu, Osman, Browning.

Man City: Hart; Sagna, Kompany, Mangala, Kolarov; Toure, Fernandinho, Navas, Sterling, Silva; Aguero.
Subs: Caballero, Denayer, Demichelis, Delph, Nasri, Iheanacho, Bony.

[Master Splinter]

Come on Neverton!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Howard saves from Aguero.

[Master Splinter]

Howards saves from Aguero again!

Good game so far.

[Niall_Quinn]

Howard saves but Barkley really is a liability. Always 5 yards off the ball, so easy to pass around, he covers the areas where the ball isn't going. And he doesn't run.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sajma gets wiped out from Elbows Barry.

[Master Splinter]

Barry has knocked Sagan out cold.

[Niall_Quinn]

PL players who have time and space but still can't find a team mate with a pass. So many of them.

[Niall_Quinn]

Barry has knocked Sagan out cold.

Best move of the season.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Silva hammers it, Howard saves.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sterling still has his Liverpool finishing.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sterling :haha:

England's great hope, but just as shite as all the rest.

Kone with the sub-schoolyard standard of play creates the chance.

[Master Splinter]

Sterling :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hart thought about fumbling Barkley's shot.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gypos are attacking with pace on both flanks and through the middle giving themselves width and plenty of options and pulling the opposition defenders all over the place.

We could do that. Easily. If we didn't have a Gunnersaurus' older mate in charge who forces everything through the middle.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sagna and Kolorov. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

LOLarov.

[AFC Leveller]

City should bench Sterling and Navas and play Nasri and fernando out wide, just like Wenger does with Ramsay and Wilshere.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Disallowed goal for Lukaku.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gypos playing a ropey offside trap there. Just got away with it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya shoots, nothing in it, Howard saves.

[Niall_Quinn]

Coleman with zero chance to score - so goes for it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jagielka with a header, on to the roof of the net.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya hammers it across goal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Power, power, power.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Get up Sagna.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sagan being a bit of a cheating cunt.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya. :lol:

Lets anybody run past.

Mangala. Class defender.

[Niall_Quinn]

Mangala - £42mill :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barkley. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Barkley - what is he like?

[Kano]

Barkley :lol: awful Gascoigne

[Niall_Quinn]

Galloway - possibly injured, possibly bottling out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kanu's son off, Browning on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fernandinho booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukaku smashes it, clips the bar.

[Niall_Quinn]

Unlucky Lukaku, FK clips the bar.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-0 HT. Shite.

[Niall_Quinn]

HT lots of PL huff and puff, not much in the way of football.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Silva. :lol:

Hits the post

[McNamara That Ghost...]

No booking for David Silva for a dive. :sarcy:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya with a cross to nobody.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sagna. :haha:

Fucking hell.

[Master Splinter]

New haircut. Same woeful crossing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 0-1 Man City, Kolarov.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Plays him onside? Not so sure about that tbf.

[Master Splinter]

Howard :doh:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That'll stemmed from Barkley running nowhere in particular with the ball again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jesus Navas just blew it. :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Navas :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coney off, Naismith on.

[Master Splinter]

Barkley :haha:.

[Globalgunner]

Navas :haha:.

No salvation for this particular Jesus

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya knees Jagielka in the back; no foul. :unsure:

[Master Splinter]

Barkley is moronic.

[Niall_Quinn]

Had a nice little drunken nap. PL is easily tBLitWtbf for little naps.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sterling hauled off, Nasri on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lesbo coming on - haha. That £50mill greed merchant off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hart is a clown.

Kompany clears off the line to deny Barry!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hart is a clown.

Kompany clears off the line to deny Barry!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aguero off, Bony on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lukaku is a bit shit really.

[Niall_Quinn]

Not as shit as Barkley though.

[Niall_Quinn]

Biggest problem Everton have is they are shit. Plenty of chances here, they haven't been good enough to take any of them.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cleverley off, Deulofeu on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 0-2 Man City, Nasri.

[Niall_Quinn]

Horrendous from Navas. But then the lesbian cunt flukes it in. 2-0 game over.

[Niall_Quinn]

Delph is on :haha:

WHO?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-2 FT. The Man City suckfest begins again.

[Niall_Quinn]

FT

Everton are shit, and Barkley is the biggest shit they have out of a huge selection of shit.

[Master Splinter]

Neverton forever.

Lukaku went from prime Drogba to vintage Anichebe in one week.

[Özim]

We not getting near Man City, not with the stand as it stands, they have too much quality in key areas for us, if they perform to their ability as they are now we can't match them.

[Niall_Quinn]

We not getting near Man City, not with the stand as it stands, they have too much quality in key areas for us, if they perform to their ability as they are now we can't match them.

They were shit today. Everton could have got near them easily enough if they'd have bothered training their players to kick a ball.