Capital One Cup 2015/16

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Barkley. :haha:

Pathetic.

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Jeez, Barkley is god awful.

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Lukaku offside, disallowed goal.

:sleep:

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lol if that was given. Not sure why Delofeou tried playing him in as it was that obvious.

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Aguero shot, Howard saves, then given straight back to Aguero, Funes Mori blocks.

Barkley fucking up is how that move started.

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Fernandinho shot, wide it goes.

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Otamendi diving.

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Everton 1-0 Man City, Funes Mori!!!!

:bow:

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Yes!!!!

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1-0 HT.

Crap game mostly but good stuff.

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Shit game. Everton pretty poor apart from the goal. Hopefully City stretch themselves now seeking an equaliser.


Not sure how much longer Lukakau will tolerate being surrounded by these pubbers. Time for him to come home tbh.

[Master Splinter]

Is this a shit-off between Barkley and Yaya?

It's like having two fat Rooneys in midfield. Giving the ball away at every turn like the lumbering oafs they are. At least Yaya has somewhat earned the right to be a lackadaisical fucker.

But Yaya will still score a 40-yard backheel in the last 5 minutes.

[Master Splinter]

Not sure how much longer Lukakau will tolerate being surrounded by these pubbers. Time for him to come home tbh.

It must be infuriating playing with Barkley and Deulofeu. They are braindead. But Martinez allows them to think they are Ronaldinho in his prime.

It's no wonder Everton are so poor defensively. Every player from back to front (apart from Barry who's just Barry) just bombs forward and gives the ball away. It's not a philosophy if it's mindless.

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Mangala hauled off for old man Demichelles.


42 million ...... still can't believe it.

[Maestro]

It must be infuriating playing with Barkley and Deulofeu. They are braindead. But Martinez allows them to think they are Ronaldinho in his prime.

It's no wonder Everton are so poor defensively. Every player from back to front (apart from Barry who's just Barry) just bombs forward and gives the ball away. It's not a philosophy if it's mindless.

but it is though, it's the mindless philosophy

[Kano]

Citeh fans doing the Delofeu scream :lol:

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Should have been 2!!!

Lukaku just can't reach what would have been a tap in.


Everton starting strongly.

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Delph hauled off for Jesus Navas now.


Why sub him off now? :unsure:

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Citeh. :lol:

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Aguero. :haha:

What a miss!

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Usually would put money on Aguero burying that. Hopefully a sign of things to come.

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Barkley. :haha:

Otamendi. :haha:

Absolute shite all round.

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Barkley :doh:


50 million .... fuck off.

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Barkley shot, easy for Willy.

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Deulofeu off, Mirallas on.

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Demichelis cuts out the cross, corner.

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Barkley is so going to get MotM for no reason.

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De Bruyne and Aguero interplay, Jor-El saves.

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De Bruyne freekick straight at the wall.

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Just had a look at the fixtures:

If Everton or Liverpool make it through, Liverpool v Everton in the league would be postponed, Newcastle v Man City if they make it through and Stoke have Villa at home but who cares about that?

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Everton 1-1 Man City, Jesus Navas.

Everton's defending. :haha:

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Navas scores from the counter. :doh:


Aguero's touch was godlike!

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Everton 2-1 Man City, LUKAKU!!

:haha:

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Haha!!!!

:haha::haha:

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Lukaku injured now. :rose:

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Navas reverts to form.

Blazes it over.

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Lukaku injured now. :rose:

Hopefully he won't return until we've played them. :pray:

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Kone on for the injured Lukaku.


Osman takes out Aguero. Not hard enough though.

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De Bruyne off, Fernando on.

Pellegrini knows that Everton have the lead right? And down to 10 men?

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Everton 2-1 Man City, FT!

Citeh. :haha:

Hopefully Pellegrini just pisses about for the second half of the season. And why not? He is gone anyway.

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Fantastic result for us!

City just about still in this for them to go for this hard in the return leg.

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Man City and Everton face each other three out of four midweeks. :wacko:

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Liverpool: Mignolet, Flanagan, Toure, Sakho, Moreno, Lucas, Can, Henderson, Milner, Lallana, Firmino.

Stoke: Butland; Johnson, Wollscheid, Muniesa, Pieters; Whelan, Afellay, Walters, Bojan, Arnautovic, Crouch.

Still 0-0 currrently.

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Liverpool 0-1 Stoke, Arnautovic!

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Offside too.

[Kano]

I think Carragher might cry if it gets any worse.

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Mignolet is a clown. Stoke should have done much better with that.

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Johnson goes for glory, it doesn't work.

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Henderson hauled off, Bentekkers on.

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Walters shot blocked at the very last moment.

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Bojan off, Adam on.

Like-for-like.

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"Charlie Adam likes to get forward and can score from 25 or 30 yards."

Chris Waddle.

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Flanagan. :haha:

Hit it man!

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Arnautovic off, Shaqiri on.

[Kano]

Nice one two in the box with Bentekers by Flanagan.

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Kolo off, Allen on.

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Massive appeals for handball against Stoke, nothing given.

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Afellay got taken out. Flanagan booked.

Tiredness? Just a shit challenge.

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Great run from Afellay, Allen booked.

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Fucking hell Lallana you dumb fuck.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Great block Lallana, good lad.

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0-1 FT.

It's time for Extra time!

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Crouch. :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

It's not harsh to say Flanagan is playing like he's been injured for 2 years.

[Niall_Quinn]

That's a yellow :haha:

He just ran up and lashed a boot at the bloke. Clear yellow :haha:

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Sexy control from Walters.

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Klopp. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Klopp is too reserved for my liking.

[Niall_Quinn]

Honest play not to go down there.

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0-1 HT in ET.

[Niall_Quinn]

Extended opening hours at Anfield. Best law ever passed tbf.

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Flanagan off, Ibe on.

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Crouch...honestly, what is the point?

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Van Ginkel shot, Mignolet saves.

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Ibe. :haha:

Terrible.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ibe isn't very good.

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Pelanties! :popcorn:

[Niall_Quinn]

Hopefully it goes to the 5th pen and the Orcs lose. We don't want their lot stinking up our second stadium next month.

[Munchies]

Stoke are cunts, but I don't want Pool winning anything

Tough...

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Walters up first.

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0-1 Stoke!

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Lallana up.

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Lallana smacks it in, 1-1.

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Crouch. :doh:

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Has it saved. What a useless fucking tripod.

[Kano]

Crouch you bloody donkey.

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Emre Can up.

Panenka?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I've always liked him.

Not Can, you dick.

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He hits the post!

1-1 it stays.

:haha:

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Whelan time.

[Kano]

Can :lol:

[Munchies]

:haha:

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1-2 Stoke! :bow:

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Bentekkers!

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Rolls it in. 2-2.

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Afellay makes it 2-3, though Mignolet got a hand to it.

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Gok Wan makes it 3-3.

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Shaqiri...

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Great pel. 3-4!

Sudden death now!

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4-4, Milner right in the corner.

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Van Ginkel, easy. 4-5.

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Lucas. :lol:

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5-5.

[Niall_Quinn]

Some great pens.

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Muniesa now.

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Mignolet saves. Oh dear.

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Bradley Cooper to win it.

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Liverpool win. :sick:

[Munchies]

Stoke :haha:

[Kano]

scenes at Liverpool. Just like the good ole days in the big competitions.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bye bye orcs.

[Coney]

Liverpool win. :good:

Stoke lose :pal:

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Loads of empty seats at the Eithad :rolleyes:

And for some reason, everyone there has been given inflatable bananas :blink:

BARKLEYYYYYYYY!

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Citeh. :haha:

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Yaya goes for the ridiculous. It's not 75 minutes onwards so there was little chance of it going in.

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Citeh 1-1 Everton, Fernandinho deflected shot.

Neverton. :rose:

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Poor from Barkley.

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1-1 HT. :popcorn:

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Delph hauled off, Jesus Navas on.

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David Silva header, hits the post!

Yaya can't pub it in.

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Citeh 2-1 Everton, De Bruyne. :doh:

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The ball was out of play! Terrible officiating. Again.

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Citeh 3-1 Everton, Aguero.

:doh:

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Think Aguero was offside. :doh:

Stones hauled off, Coleman on.

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David Silva off, Fernando on.

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Deulofeu off for Coney was daft.

Cleverly and Otamendi booked.

They can't stop Barkley's hooter from bleeding.

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De Bruyne is dead.

Lands with his leg behind his body. :sick:

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De Bruyne stretchered off.

[Munchies]

De Bruyne injured

Same to Aguero please

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3-1 FT. Citeh through. Disgusting.

[Munchies]

3-1 FT. Citeh through. Disgusting.

Atleast Pool won't win it now

[Marc Overmars]

City are better but Liverpool will raise their game. 50/50 final.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

3-0

Sturridge hat trick.

[Kano]

That's City screwed if De Bruyne is out for the season. That means relying on Toure who is a big reason they have underperformed for the past couple of seasons.

Still, they'll definitely go on a never ending run until the end of the season now.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Atleast Pool won't win it now

You wanna fuckin bet?

[Niall_Quinn]

Who would want the gypos to win anything? Hopefully Pool stuff them.

[Kano]

You kind of expect City to win things and you know their goal isn't this little cup, so you can ignore it. You don't want Liverpool's demented fans singing about the glory days, it's great for Klopp to fail to bury this club further and bottom line is, you get far more laughs from Pool than you do City.

[GP]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcJg3pPWoAAF-6t.jpg

[Kano]

In hanky code, that light blue is a perfect fit.

[Master Splinter]

Liverpool XI: Mignolet, Clyne, Lucas, Sakho, Moreno, Can, Henderson, Milner, Firmino, Coutinho, Sturridge

City XI: Caballero, Sagna, Kompany, Otamendi, Clichy, Fernando, Fernandinho, Toure, Silva, Sterling, Aguero

[Kano]

Come on City!

[Master Splinter]

LOL @ the loser is the only thing I can think of.

A 10-10, eventually leading to the worst pelanty shootout ever would be funny too, I guess.

[adzzzbatch]

Come on shitty, can't bare Liverpool winning anything.

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I can't work out who I would rather win it.

[Kano]

Come on shitty, can't bare Liverpool winning anything.

I get far more pleasure seeing Liverpool lose. City I'm used to buying their success. We don't need deluded Pool fans thinking the glory years are on their way back.

[Marc Overmars]

City win hopefully. Kick starts their title challenge and they spare us the embarrassment of having Leicester or Spurs win it. Though the embarrassment of having one if not both of them finish above us will be enough.

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Sakho. :haha:

Oh dear.

Aguero pubs it on to the post.

[Kano]

Sakho :lol:

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Sakho doesn't know where he is, Kolo on.

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Sakho going to sleep.

[Kano]

Kolo never knows where he is, Sakho off.

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Coutinho's shot. :haha:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Coutinho's shot. :haha:


https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=krusty+what+the+hell+was+that

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0-0 HT.

[Kano]

Well that was shite.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Well that was shite.

Wrong.

It was a bit of a slow burner.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Admittedy, it was the shit bit.

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Liverpool 0-1 Citeh, Fernandinho!

Mignolet. :haha:

Useless.

[Kano]

Mignolet is an absolute clown :haha:

[Kano]

Sterling :haha:

How much?

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Sterling. :haha:

How the?

[Niall_Quinn]

£50mill :haha:

Poor cunt can't kick a ball. But good luck to him, somehow he's managed to con his way to millions whilst having fun.

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Aguero dive.

[Kano]

6/10 for that Aguero dive

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Moreno booked.

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Sterling misses another one.

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Firmino off, Origi on.

[Kano]

Sterling, what a joke.

Get him on the plane Woy.

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Liverpool 1-1 Citeh, Coutinho!!!

:haha:

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Sterling has well and truly dropped the Ashes.

[Kano]

City's defending :haha:

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You could smell the pub from Fernando there. Mignolet even fucked that save up.

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Kompany booked. Scrote.

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How hasn't that gone in?!

Yaya. :haha:

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Four added minutes.

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1-1 FT. On to ET!

[Niall_Quinn]

Toure HAS to go for that! WTF?

[Niall_Quinn]

Ridiculous. First he attempts a rake down the shin, then he grabs the opponent by the shit neck and lifts him off the floor. Fucking red. WTF is up with these refs? Our lot get sent of for flicking their laces at somebody 14 miles away.

[Marc Overmars]

Liverpool to win another shootout?

[Master Splinter]

Why Bony instead of Iheanacho? He scores important goals and seems pretty cool in pressure situations.

Liverpool are gonna pub their way through a pelanty shootout again.

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Can with the Panenka.

1-0.

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Fernandinho hits the post!!

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

Fernandinho :haha:.

[Master Splinter]

Lucas :haha:.

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Willy saves from Lucas!

Brazil. :haha:

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Jesus Navas just gets it in, 1-1!

[Niall_Quinn]

I hope Toure misses. If he hasn't already gone home.

[Master Splinter]

Coutinho :haha:.

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Coutinho has it saved.

Brazil having a stinker.

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Aguero makes it 2-1!

[Niall_Quinn]

Why do players do it? Just pick a side and put your foot through it. What's so difficult about that? Liverpool lucky not to have missed all 3 tbf.

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Willy saves to deny Lallana! Wow.

[Master Splinter]

LOLlana :haha:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Aguero, class. That's what the extra money is for.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lala :doh:

That's what you waste the extra money for.

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Yaya puts it in. Citeh win the COC.

[Niall_Quinn]

Please let this lump of shit Toure miss :pray:

[Marc Overmars]

Finally they bloody lose a shootout.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuck it. Cunt. Hate the bastard.

[Kano]

Liverpool :haha:

Klopp :haha:

Now fuck off back to midtable where you belong.

[Master Splinter]

Willy :bow:.

Liverpool :haha:.

Jurgen Flopp :haha:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gypo mercs win the pub challenge.

[Master Splinter]

Now fuck off back to midtable where you belong.

They never left tbh.

[Kano]

Still, they won some trophies a few decades ago, so they'll always have that.

And everyone else to blame of course.

[Kano]

Carragher :lol:

I hope they've hidden the sharp objects in the studio.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Carragher :lol:

I hope they've hidden the sharp objects in the studio.

I don't.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

There were no sharp objects in the studio to begin with.

[Xhaka Can’t]

There were no sharp objects in the studio to begin with.

:rimshot:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

The most important thing from today's game is how in the hell we got £50-odd million for Sterling.