This Weekend's Fixtures (29/30 August)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Saturday, 29th August 2015
Newcastle v Arsenal, 12:45 http://i44.tinypic.com/5bpl5u.png
Aston Villa v Sunderland, 15:00
Bournemouth v Leicester, 15:00
Chelsea v Crystal Palace, 15:00
Liverpool v West Ham, 15:00
Man City v Watford, 15:00
Stoke v West Brom, 15:00
Tottenham v Everton, 17:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Sunday, 30th August 2015
Southampton v Norwich, 13:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Swansea v Man Utd, 16:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

[Injury Time]

So the one Monday fans might be able to get to a match they don't have a fixture...twats.

[Niall_Quinn]

TV bought football - they can do what they want with it now. Sad times for the sport really.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bournemouth: Boruc, Francis, Elphick, Cook, Daniels, Ritchie, O'Kane, Surman, Gradel, Tomlin, Wilson.

Leicester: Schmeichel, De Laet, Morgan, Huth, Schlupp, Mahrez, Kante, Drinkwater, King, Albrighton, Vardy.

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Man City: Hart, Sagna, Mangala, Kompany, Kolarov, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Silva, Sterling, Navas, Aguero.

Watford: Gomes, Nyom, Prodl, Cathcart, Holebas, Behrami, Capoue, Jurado, Ighalo, Abdi, Deeney.

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Chelsea: Courtois, Ivanovic, Cahill, Zouma, Azpilicueta; Matic, Fabregas; Pedro, Willian, Hazard; Diego Costa.

Crystal Palace: McCarthy, Ward, Dann, Delaney, Souare, McArthur, Cabaye, Zaha, Puncheon, Sako, Wickham.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool: Mignolet, Clyne, Skrtel, Lovren, Gomez, Lucas, Can, Milner, Firmino, Coutinho, Benteke.

West Ham: Randolph, Tomkins, Reid, Ogbonna, Cresswell, Obiang, Kouyate, Lanzini, Noble, Payet, Sakho.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke City: Butland; Johnson, Cameron, Muniesa, Pieters; Whelan, van Ginkel; Shaqiri, Adam, Afellay; Diouf.

West Brom: Myhill, Dawson, McAuley, Olsson, Lescott, Gardner, Fletcher, Yacob, Morrison, McClean, Rondon.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aston Villa: Guzan, Hutton, Richards, Clark, Amavi, Westwood, Sanchez, Bacuna, Gueye, Sinclair, Gestede.

Sunderland: Pantilimon, Jones, van Aanholt, O'Shea, Kaboul, Cattermole, M'Vila, Rodwell, Lens, Defoe, Graham.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 0-'1 Ammers, Lanzini!

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Pirate streams are getting better and better. I'm watching the gypos against my second favourite club Watford right now, in HD. BT and Sky playas are crap.

Long live pirate streams.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 0-1 Sunderland, M'Vila!

[Niall_Quinn]

Villa 0-1 Sunderland, M'Vila!

Isn't he one of our almost signed squad?

[adzzzbatch]

get in wh!

[Niall_Quinn]

Aguero playing a bit like Bif at the moment. Maybe PL shititis has infected everyone.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Villa!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 1-1 Sunderland, Sinclair.

[Niall_Quinn]

Training session for the gypos and just a matter of time before they win convincingly.

Fuckers.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Firmino smacked the post earlier.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bournemouth 1-0 Leicester, Wilson!

Sign him up.

[Niall_Quinn]

Insulting underbid?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Afellay sent off, misses our game. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Afellay sent off, misses our game. :lol:

Lucky bastard

[Niall_Quinn]

Navas is a bit shit. Can't understand why the gypos haven't plugged that hole.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 0-2 'Ammers, NOBLE!!!

Lovren. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Sterling slaloms through the defence and shoots, but it's saved.

Still a training session. Watford not good enough to be in this league. 'tis silly.

[Master Splinter]

Palace should be winning. They've had two good chances now.

[Niall_Quinn]

Liverpool 0-2 'Ammers, NOBLE!!!

Lovren. :haha:

Rodgers definitely knows what he's doing - and all at the bargain basement price of £120mill.

[adzzzbatch]

liverpool :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kebab should have scored.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Adam sent off! :haha:

He misses our game too.

[Niall_Quinn]

Adam sent off! :haha:

He misses our game too.

Lucky bastard

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Just saw 'Ammers' second goal.

Lovren. :haha:

Even better than I thought.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yacob off, Lambert on.

Pulis going for 4-4-2 again. :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Liverpool :haha:.

Scrote :haha:.

Hughes has changed them!

Get Gnabry on Pulis!

[Niall_Quinn]

This league is a bit shit, isn't it?

[Niall_Quinn]

St. Vincent booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 2-1 Sunderland, Sinclair!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 0-1 WBA, Rondon.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Substitutes
01 Begovic
06 Baba
09 Falcao
12 Mikel
16 Nunes do Nascimento
18 Remy
36 Loftus-Cheek

Looking a little average there chavs....

[Niall_Quinn]

Sterling scores 1-0 gypos

[Niall_Quinn]

And Sagna can cross now. Weird.

[Niall_Quinn]

2-0 gypos

[Niall_Quinn]

Pools panel should have sat for this one and saved everyone the trouble.

[Niall_Quinn]

Aguero :haha:

Fluffs it. Should have been 3

[Master Splinter]

Coutinho was sent off for Liverpool!

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

Lens equalised for Sunderland.

[Master Splinter]

Chelsea 0-1 Palace, SAKO!!!!!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 0-1 Palace, SAKO!!!

:haha:

Bit late but worth reiterating.

[Niall_Quinn]

Chav cunts 0 - Palace 1 SAKO!!!!!!!!!!!

[adzzzbatch]

Yes Palace!!!!!

[Master Splinter]

Kenedy on to save Chelsea.

[Master Splinter]

Cahill gets away with murder again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bolasies' good isn't he? Great miss.

[Master Splinter]

Bolasie should have killed them off.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bolasie misses again.

[Niall_Quinn]

FUCKING



CUNTS

[Master Splinter]

Falcao makes it 1-1.

Palace :doh:.

They should have been 0-3 up.

[Niall_Quinn]

WARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1-2

Fucking get in!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 1-2 Palace, WARD!!!!!!

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

WARD!!!!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Noble sent off for the 'Ammers.

:doh:

[Master Splinter]

Bolasie has ruined them.

Shame he can't finish.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Noble sent off for the 'Ammers.

:doh:

For not very much as well :unsure:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lovren misses a sitter. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bournemouth 1-1 Leicester, Vardy pelanty!

[GP]

http://i.imgur.com/CK4kRjH.jpg

:lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

So is Azzah playing today? Haven't heard him mentioned once. MOTM.

[Niall_Quinn]

Scott Dann desperately tries to score an og but it's cleared.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Five added minutes Mourinho Time.

[Niall_Quinn]

5mins :haha: Fucking cheats

[Master Splinter]

5 minutes :doh:.

[Marc Overmars]

Bet most accumulators have been royally cocked up today.

[Niall_Quinn]

McArthur what a cock - he had two players on there and just held it and held it

[Niall_Quinn]

Chavs diving all over the place now

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City 2-0 Watford, FT.

Villa 2-2 Sunderland, FT.

[Niall_Quinn]

Puncheon Puncheon's it out of play.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 0-3 West Ham, SAKHO!!!

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Man City 2-0 Watford, FT.

Gave up on that. It was a training match.

[Niall_Quinn]

Palace have done well seeing this out.

[Niall_Quinn]

FT 1-2 Palace

:haha:

It's a campaign!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 1-2 Crystal Palace, FT!!!!!

Mourinho. :haha:

Pace. :haha:

Power. :haha:

[Kano]

100th home game for Mourinho :lol:

[adzzzbatch]

GET IN!!!!!

chelski :haha:

mourinho :haha:

[GP]

Mourinho :lol:

Hope he dies.

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL Palace crowd are laying in to the 4 chav fans big time.

[Master Splinter]

Chelsea :haha:.

Trampinho :haha:.

Best defence ever :haha:.

Azzah better than Ronaldo :haha:.

Pat Nevin :haha:.

Pardew :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bournemouth 1-1 Leicester, FT.

Ranieri. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 0-3 West Ham United, FT!

Rodgers. :haha:

[adzzzbatch]

Who's mourinho gonna blame this time?

[Niall_Quinn]

Azzah was so sublime today you couldn't see him doing anything. Only an expert like Martin Samuel could appreciate his latest MOTM performance. Mere mortals wouldn't have seen a thing.

[Niall_Quinn]

Who's mourinho gonna blame this time?

It could be you.

[GP]

Even Moyes put up a better title defence than this.

[Master Splinter]

Liverpool :haha:.

Best defence ever since Chelsea :haha:.

Brentan Rodgers :haha:.

Magical Coutinho :haha:.

£20m Lovren :haha:.

£30m Benteke :haha:.

Stevie Me :haha:.

Liverpool Mafia :haha:.

Bilic :bow:.

[Master Splinter]

Stoke :haha:.

Hughes :haha:.

Silky Stoke football :haha:.

Shame Afellay misses our game, he's shit.

[Master Splinter]

Who's mourinho gonna blame this time?

He's checking if any of the gathered media are suffering from cancer so he can get his finger ready.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sky cut off Mourinho's interview. Even they are sick of him.

Just sack him Roman.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

"If you can get £35m for John Stones now then take it. British clubs are like 'why sell our players?' But they are going to go at the end of the day. Look at Gareth Bale, Cristiano Ronaldo, Luis Suarez. The clever thing is to be 18 months ahead. Southampton have done it and there's nothing wrong with it.

What is this senile old berk talking about?

Lawro. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tottenham: Lloris, Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Rose, Dier, Mason, Dembele, Bentaleb, Chadli, Kane.

Everton: Howard, Coleman, Stones, Jagielka, Oviedo, McCarthy, Barry, Kone, Barkley, Cleverley, Lukaku.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

My brothers mate is a season ticket holder at Anfield, gave my brother the ticket and in turn my brother gave ticket to me.

Compared to Liverpool we looked like world beaters against the Hammers, Payet, Noble and Sakho made Liverpool look like total amateurs. If I was Brendan Rodgers Dejan Lovren would never play for them again.

[AFC Leveller]

Chewsea :lol:

Hooferpool :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cleverley shoots, Lloris saves.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kane. :haha:

Flash in the pan.

[Master Splinter]

Kane :haha:.

[GP]

Kane :lol:

The big brown machine.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cleverley stretchered off, ligaments gone I think.

[Master Splinter]

Injuries forcing WengerMartinez to play a more positive, balanced line-up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds 0-0 Everton, HT.

Shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Redknapp and Henry with the technology. :lol:

They have no idea what they are doing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Geoff Shreeves with an update on Cleverley's injury!

Oh no he doesn't actually know.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The insects are invading. :yikes:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chadli. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Howard saves from Mason.

[Master Splinter]

Get Barry off.

[Master Splinter]

Seriously, take him off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kane deflected shot, easy for Howard.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

My brothers mate is a season ticket holder at Anfield, gave my brother the ticket and in turn my brother gave ticket to me.

Compared to Liverpool we looked like world beaters against the Hammers, Payet, Noble and Sakho made Liverpool look like total amateurs. If I was Brendan Rodgers Dejan Lovren would never play for them again.

It's a mystery to most of us how he swanned straight back into the team.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kane shot blocked, then he pubs it on the next attempt, Chadli blazes it over. :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Chadli :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rose is awful, acres of space, manages to do nothing with it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukakau hauled off, Naismith on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Vertonghen shoots, over.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dire. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coney should have scored.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rose. :haha:

OMG.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

And now Barkley is at it.

Great decisive play until he shot, says NQ. :doh:

Coney off, Deulofeu on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mason off, Pritchard on. :unsure:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-0 FT.

Boooooo.

That was atrocious. Spuds are still winless. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

MotD is on in a few minutes.

[Munchies]

:popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea - Palace on first. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That was a poor finish from Kebab, Sako looks a bit of a tank.

[Munchies]

Zouma diving prick

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pedro. :haha:

Airshot.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sako. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How did Bolasie miss that?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sleepy Chelsea. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kenedy looks good because he did a body faint?

Anyway:

Mourinho. :haha:

Bye.

Pardiola. :bow:

Mourinho destroyer, just like his namesake.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho berating his players publically again. :lol:

It's all ending in tears, again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lanzini. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lovren. :haha:

What was that idiot doing?

[Kano]

The Kop :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coutinho out of the Man Utd game. :lol:

[Kano]

That is going to be one shite game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Find it hard to have any players diving in to challenge.

Agent Lovren. :bow:

May have blown his cover this time though.

[Munchies]

Lovren on the 2nd :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

"Sakho takes us to dream land".

Impartial. :lol:

[Kano]

Milner has got such a massive face.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

British pundits are very good at identifying pace.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What the hell is that Sunderland are wearing?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

M'Vila. :bow:

Always rated him.

[Kano]

Catermole :lol: what a scrote

Sign him up Wenger

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well done Lens.

Villa just can't get it going at home, although at least they are in company with most of the other teams ths season.

Richards with the most incredible miss ever!

[Kano]

Richards :lol: clears it off the wrong goal line

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Robbed. :lol:

Shut up Tim.

[Kano]

Never a pen.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We got Diaby'd.

We're up now. :cloud9:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Theo has to be ruthless on these chances, Wenger was in a charitable mood playing him as the striker for once.

[Kano]

Walcott was tailor made for FIFA and nothing else.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mitrovic. :wave:

[Kano]

Goon army.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Theo. :lol:

HD doesn't do him any favours, it was a crap miss on a shit stream.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Giroud. :bow:

He did it so we sign a striker before the window closes.

Very harsh, just a stamp on the foot. McClaren, you are an eejit.

[Kano]

Just shave it off Steve.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We're getting criticised for not surrounding the referee?

These pundits are mental.

[Kano]

Cynicism :bow:

Dearly missed at Arsenal

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Afellay, stupid.

Gardner. :lol: Cheat.

[Kano]

Afellay should be given freedom of the city for that slap.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Adam. :haha:

About time he got another red.

[Kano]

Stoke doing their best to make Pulis recall the good ole days.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mark Hughes embarrassing himself.

[Kano]

Adam should be working on a building site in Glasgow somewhere. Gotta hand it to him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great goal Wilson. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Was Ranieri sleeping standing up?

He wears the club shop.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I'm blaming Gary Neville for this, going on about needing power and aggression to win the league means all pubbers are crawling out of the woodwork to give someone a good kicking.

[Kano]

Let's face it, the league has been descending back to park football for the past few seasons.

Also, what are those bloody awful pictures on the inside of Bournemouth's stands about?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I suppose over the years what have they had to look at?

Vardy, British Ambassador for China.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He could have killed him!

[Syn]

Ward Prowse = 0.8 x Aaron Ramsey + 0.2 x Anderson

[Syn]

Another match ruined within 30 mins after the Norwich pub landlord gets sent off. Shit weekend for the neutral.

[AFC Leveller]

Expect Man ure to pub this and nick a 0-1. Van Gall is playing 3 defensive midfielders.

[Master Splinter]

Southampton won 3-0. Pelle with one and Tadic with two.

[Master Splinter]

Swansea: Fabianski, Naughton, Fernandez, Williams, Taylor, Cork, Shelvey, Routledge, Sigurdsson, Ayew, Gomis

Man Utd: Romero, Darmian, Smalling, Blind, Shaw, Schneiderlin, Schweinsteiger, Mata, Ander Herrera, Depay, Rooney


Still 0-0 in this.

Come on Swansea!

[Syn]

£83983839393bn later they have got an incredible line up (minus Rooney and smalling). Luke Shaw has upped his game, lovely pass just now into Rooney who fucks up.

Last time I'll say this but we really should've bought Schneiderlin.

[Master Splinter]

Go Miss :doh:.

[Syn]

Oh ffs. Spud cunt.

[Master Splinter]

Sigurdsson :doh:.

How did he miss?

Should be 1-0.

[AFC Leveller]

Sigurdsson :doh:.

How did he miss?

Should be 1-0.

Man u are jammy, they wil ride their luck and nick a 0-1 through a header.

Go miss only scores against us.

[Master Splinter]

Swansea are battering them now.

Should be 2-0.

United to pub one in now. :sick:

[Syn]

Jack bastards are going to ruin Sunday.

[Master Splinter]

£83983839393bn later they have got an incredible line up (minus Rooney and smalling). Luke Shaw has upped his game, lovely pass just now into Rooney who fucks up.

Last time I'll say this but we really should've bought Schneiderlin.

Smalling has been excellent this year. Probably their best player. Shaw is still just a runner. Schneiderlin is £25m of internet hype. If I'm wrong on him, I'll happily admit it later in the season. Or continue to say he's shit because I'm a child and have my favourites and non-favourites.

[adzzzbatch]

Swansea are all over united. I expect them to fluke a goal from somewhere soon like always though.

[Syn]

Herrera = 0.7 x Aaron Ramsey + 0.3 x David Bentley.

[Master Splinter]

Schneiderlin booked.

Run at him!

[Master Splinter]

Memphis booked.

Goad him!

[Master Splinter]

0-0 at HT.

LVG will haul off Herrera or Mata to plug the gaps.

[Master Splinter]

Swansea 0-1 United, Mata.

Sloppy all-round from Swansea.

[Master Splinter]

Swansea 1-1 United, AYEW!!!!!!!!

Cheeky bid?

[Niall_Quinn]

How is the rejuvenated shrek doing? Has he had 12 goals disallowed? Has he become better than Ronaldo and Messi and the peerless Azzah?

[Master Splinter]

GOMISSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

[GP]

Romero is straight up toilet.

[Syn]

De Gea's transfer value should go up a couple of million.

[Niall_Quinn]

What a great goal. Look at the way they moves the ball, look at the movement across the pitch, look at the running.

I'm talking to you Arsene.

[Master Splinter]

Brilliant play from Swansea, but a fuck up from Romero.

Romero :haha:.

Best defence ever :haha:.

Mighty midfield :haha:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Commentators :doh:

Utd let them score by the sound of it.

[Syn]

What a great goal. Look at the way they moves the ball, look at the movement across the pitch, look at the running.

I'm talking to you Arsene.

Yeah what a cunt Wenger is.

[GP]

What a great goal. Look at the way they moves the ball, look at the movement across the pitch, look at the running.

I'm talking to you Arsene.

He doesn't listen to keyboard warriors.

[Niall_Quinn]

He doesn't listen to keyboard warriors.

He doesn't listen to anybody, and he sees nothing. Very advantageous when you want to keep doing the same thing over and over again regardless of the consistently inadequate outcome.

[Master Splinter]

Old Man Schweinsteiger :lol:.

He's been reduced to the BLITW.

[Master Splinter]

Schneiderlin, the £25m Arteta, was hauled off, along with Mata. Carrick and Youngy on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Utd's sponsors for the seats in the dugout are LowCostVans. Couldn't get a deal with SuperHypedVans.

Here comes Fellatio, lump ball on the way.

[Master Splinter]

Fellaini on to save the day again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Utd already launching it from back to front :haha:

Embarrassing stuff.

[Syn]

Swansea need to fake an injury or something. They won't' deal with this for a full 15 mins.

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL - Utd award themselves a FK.

[Niall_Quinn]

Shelvey booked for being onside. Gomis off, Eder on.

[Niall_Quinn]

DePay awards himself a FK.

[Master Splinter]

Fellaini offside. :haha:

Hoooooooooooof!

[Niall_Quinn]

Bastian Schweinsteiger, world cup winner, hoofing long balls to a loo brush. Sad.

[Master Splinter]

Bastian Schweinsteiger, world cup winner, hoofing long balls to a loo brush. Sad.

Philosophy.

[Syn]

What a pathetic dive!

Should be embarrassed.

[Master Splinter]

Shrek :haha: :haha:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Shrek :haha:

How slow does he want to be?

[Master Splinter]

You fat, fat, bastard.

[GP]

He doesn't listen to anybody, and he sees nothing. Very advantageous when you want to keep doing the same thing over and over again regardless of the consistently inadequate outcome.

But especially not keyboard warriors.

[Syn]

Imagine Jonjo Shelvey and Ramsey in the centre of our midfield. It'd be like playing with 12 men. 13 if we were playing away.

[Niall_Quinn]

The dive :haha:

Can't wait for all the pundits to come out and call him a blatant cheat.

Rooney still pretending it was a foul.

[Niall_Quinn]

You fat, fat, bastard.

Fuck you too.

[Niall_Quinn]

4 mins extra time.

[Syn]

Luke Shaw will be hosting the Last Leg by the time he's 25.

[Niall_Quinn]

DePay has spent the whole half asking for FKs

[GP]

Fellaini is so inept with his feet he has to drop to his knees in order to head it.

[Niall_Quinn]

DePay down and rolling again. Shrek has some competition.

[Niall_Quinn]

FT :haha:

van Genius :haha:

Rejuvinated shrek :haha:

Lawn roller DePay :haha:

Loo Brush :haha:

[Master Splinter]

United :haha:.

LVG :haha:.

Shrek :haha:.

Romero :haha:.

Pace :haha:.

Power :haha:.

Gary Neville :haha:.

Swansea :bow:.

Sgt. Brody :bow:.

[Syn]

Respect for Gary Monk. Doing great work down there. Seems like the kind of character that'll turn into a prick when he manages a good team though.

[Master Splinter]

Fellaini is so inept with his feet he has to drop to his knees in order to head it.

:haha:

It sums up the Premier League and British football.

[Master Splinter]

Respect for Gary Monk. Doing great work down there. Seems like the kind of character that'll turn into a prick when he manages a good team though.

He is a Must Get.

Can play CB too because Mertesacker is very slow.

[Master Splinter]

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/29327/9968073/chris-smalling-and-daley-blind-are-forming-a-strong-partnership-for-man-utd-says-jamie-carragher

:haha:

[Syn]

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/29327/9968073/chris-smalling-and-daley-blind-are-forming-a-strong-partnership-for-man-utd-says-jamie-carragher

:haha:

Gary Neville wouldn't shut up about Blind being a revelation at CB before the game. Looking forward to hearing ratboy backtrack now.

[Ernesto]

Should nickname their GK Cesar Romero.

What a joker.

[AFC Leveller]

Chewsea and man ure both losing and hooferpool also embarrassing themselves makes this weekend very satisfying.

Long balls despite paying 400 m :lol:

[Master Splinter]

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/512/amz/vivo/live/images/2015/8/30/48340674-44ce-4e9f-bf61-6536350a4b49.jpg

[Niall_Quinn]

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/512/amz/vivo/live/images/2015/8/30/48340674-44ce-4e9f-bf61-6536350a4b49.jpg

Never happened. Didn't see it. He's rejuvenated.

[Letters]

Chewsea and man ure both losing and hooferpool also embarrassing themselves makes this weekend very satisfying.

You'd think so, but don't look in the match reaction thread or you'll cut yourself.

[Letters]

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/512/amz/vivo/live/images/2015/8/30/48340674-44ce-4e9f-bf61-6536350a4b49.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/fi/4/44/Platoon_-_nuoret_sotilaat_elokuvajuliste.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd. :haha:

Fourth for them again.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Preferably not.

[alexander]

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/512/amz/vivo/live/images/2015/8/30/48340674-44ce-4e9f-bf61-6536350a4b49.jpg

What a completely natural way to fall :pal:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:bow:

[GP]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNrRMSgWEAASP5c.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://static1.uk.businessinsider.com/image/54759fc4dd089586768b4597-480/grumpy-cat.jpeg