US Open 2015 (31 Aug-13 Sept).

[Kano]

Ballers is still a thing.

I'm working on taking that out. Give me time.

[Munchies]

Hope Fed wins :pray:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I'm working on taking that out. Give me time.

It will be appreciated.

Also, it's raining. Work tomorrow. :haha:

Edberg. :bow:

[Kano]

I was really hoping for a 1am latest checkout ffs.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It'll rain for an hour apparently. :haha:

Fuck this, I'll have a tactical nap.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I want to watch the court driers have a race.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's raining again. :haha:

[Kano]

:doh: more inane Greg to suffer

[Kano]

80's camera quality :lol:

[Master Splinter]

No play until at least 23:30 apparently. :doh:

Rain just fuck off.

[Kano]

A couple of benches stacked up, clear the lockers and first couple of sets in the changing rooms surely.

[Kano]

Fuck this shit. All my skills needed to avoid the result tomorrow, not seeing this out til 3/4 in the morning.

[Master Splinter]

Cliff Richard being flown in to salvage this.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I think I will sleep now downstairs, see where it's up to when I wake up.

Decide this on Top Spin 4 otherwise.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

There is still the 30 minute ceremony before the match starts? :doh:

[Kano]

The Queen is there :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Will they still be rolling out a pub singer for the national anthem to waste more time?

[Master Splinter]

There is still the 30 minute ceremony before the match starts? :doh:

Oh FFS.

:haha:

[Kano]

I think it may be one of these little shits

http://www.ny1.com/nyc/queens/news/2015/06/30/kids-sing-their-hearts-out-for-a-shot-at-the-us-open.html

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hmmm fuck it I will stay up until 2:30.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

America the Beautiful. Why couldn't they have done this in the rain?

[Kano]

I think this is the part where we stand up and burn the flag.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bit of oversinging, no surprise.

[Kano]

:sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

They could have covered the courts like that earlier!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Players are out on court. :faint:

[Kano]

Greg picks Novak.

Fed wins his 18th it is then.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Break point Djokovic. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a second serve. Deuce.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Another break point though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well saved. On the lines. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Double fault. Adv. Djokovic.

Oh dear.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Deuce.

[Kano]

This is going to be a long night.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed holds eventually!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Three break points for Djokovic. :rose:

[Kano]

Novak is no mood to piss around. Three break points again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed can't buy a first serve.

[Kano]

Fed's serve is shaky so far.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a rally but Djokovic does break.

[Kano]

Tennis :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Djokovic is dead. :rose:

[Kano]

Novak SABR'd

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Three break points for Fed. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed breaks back. Djokovic with cycling injuries.

[Kano]

Cameras looking for a shot inside Novak's cuts

[Kano]

Fed has got his serve firing now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed holds, 2-3 he leads.

Djokovic needs some patching up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great backhand down the line.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Break point Djokovic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Djokovic breaks, 4-3.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Er Djokovic residing in UE City.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed serving to stay in the first set.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Set point for Djokovic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Saved.

Fed's first serve percentage must be in the gutter.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed holds on, Djokovic to serve it out.

[Kano]

I feel another sneak attack coming on to kill Novak again in the next game.

What am I still doing awake ffs.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Djokovic takes the first set 6-4.

Grim.

[Master Splinter]

Even with his arm bleeding to death, Djokovic is completely Didsing Federer.

Could be an early night after all.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

SABR! :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Three break points for the Old Man!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

All three saved by this cyborg.

[Kano]

Shit attack by roger

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Adv. Fed. What a forehand winner.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Deuce.

[Master Splinter]

Djokovic trolling Federer here.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Adv. Fed. Wow.

[Master Splinter]

Highbury Screamer is everywhere.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a winner from Djokovic. :wacko:

[Kano]

Jesus what was that??

[Master Splinter]

Cyborg defence deployed.

[Master Splinter]

SABR fail.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Djokovic holds on, 1-1.

Balls.

[Kano]

Connor still can't down Skynet.

[Master Splinter]

T-1000 :bow:.

[Kano]

SABR :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lobovic. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Djokovic :bow: :bow:.

Taking the piss now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You can see the metal inside those wounds.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Djokovic fancies falling again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Superb smash from Fed. Mid-court.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Djokovic is serving to stay in the second set.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Slicerer to the rescue.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed fucked the smash!

[Kano]

Novak almost had us fooled with those blood capsules earlier. Nice try.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Deuce game. :popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Set point Federer! Ungodly levels of tennis at the moment.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Deuce. :haha:

FFS.

[Kano]

The eyes are going, come on ffs!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a backhand. Set point!

[Kano]

:doh: fed

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a miss! :banghead:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

This game is ridiculous.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Djokovic eventually holds, 5-5.

Fed gave away the match in that one I fear.

[Master Splinter]

Djokbot mission accomplished.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's happening. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shitty camera angle!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed holds, Djokovic serving to force a second set tie-break.

[Master Splinter]

Shitty camera angle!

They're the worst thing in sport after Mourinho.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Two more set points for Fed!

:faint:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

One remaining.

Djokobot.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Federer does eventually take the second set 7-5! Wow. :bow:

Incredible set of tennis.

[Kano]

Botovic malfunction!

Given a choice between the remainder of this and West Ham and Newcastle tomorrow after my run, there's only one winner.

See you at Upton Park. Time for :sleep:

[Master Splinter]

Djokamaton malfunctioning.

[Master Splinter]

Botovic malfunction!

Given a choice between the remainder of this and West Ham and Newcastle tomorrow after my run, there's only one winner.

See you at Upton Park. Time for :sleep:

:doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I really shouldn't stay up, it's only going to end in tears.

[Kano]

:doh:

I just can't. That 6.30 alarm is already going to terrorise me.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Djokovic got SABR'd. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

I just can't. That 6.30 alarm is already going to terrorise me.

It was more the West Ham preference tbh.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Deuce on Fed's serve. Eek.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Break point for Djokovic. Oh dear.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed puts it wide to give the break away. :doh:

[Kano]

It was more the West Ham preference tbh.

The majesty of McClaren against the pubbery of these two? Cmon.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Break point Fed. :wacko:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dickheads calling out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed breaks back, it's 2-2!

My boss is going to kill me but it's all your fault Old Man.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed holds in about 10 seconds, 2-3 he leads.

[Master Splinter]

Dickheads calling out.

The only thing worse than a Federer fanatic is Mourinho.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho is the worst thing ever, even worse than beetroots.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

40-0 to Deuce. Not sure what is up with Nole.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Adv. Federer. :wacko:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Deuce. Crapshit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Adv. Federer. Brilliant forehand to get Djokovic way out wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You could see Fed was pushed further back. Deuce.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Djokovic holds on, 4-4.

:rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Break point Djokovic. :rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

And Fed puts it wide again! Djokovic to serve for the third set. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Two break points for Fed! :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Deuce. :doh:

[Master Splinter]

Eva Asderaki :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Djokovic takes the third set 6-4. Fuck!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed saves break point.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Djokovic has another one though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Djokovic breaks.

[Master Splinter]

Djokbot rebooted.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

If Fed doesn't break back here I'm going to have to give in.

Me. :lol:

I'll never learn.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Break point for Fed. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Deuce. Fed fucked the killshot.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Djokovic holds, leads 2-4.

[Master Splinter]

Double break for Djokovic!

5-2.

Cunt crowd crying.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fed gets one of the breaks back. A bit late now really.

[Master Splinter]

Federer gets a break back.

5-3.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Djokovic to serve it out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a backhand. Two break points for Fed. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Why that return? :wacko:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Another backhand winner. Adv. Federer.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Deuce. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Djokovic wins 6-4 5-7 6-4 6-4. Congrats to him, 10 Slams is some achievement.

Fed. :doh:

He had it.

[Master Splinter]

Djokovic :bow: :bow:.

What a player :bow:.

Federer :haha:.

Cretinous Federer fans :haha:.

Tennis :bow:.

[Master Splinter]

Hope Djokovic spends five minutes laughing at the crowd during his speech.

[Master Splinter]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CO1N4t1WEAATU3q.jpg


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[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Personally I like both these players, but Federer has always been loved by the crowd be it Melbourne, Flushing Meadows, Roland Garros or Wimbledon.....he has always been for me just a wonderful artist of the game.

Djokovic is a great player too, makes shots that seem almost impossible and covers the court with such speed and athleticism that someone's it's better to hope he beats himself because sometimes it's impossible to get past him.

Nole must have felt cursed at Flushing Meadows, he's lost more grand slam finals in the US open than any other grand slam and will be relieved as much as anything to get a second title under his belt.

Only black mark for him will be to fail to take the French open title when in poll position, but Wawrinka was brilliant in that match, better than I've ever seen him play in fact.

[Kano]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CO1N4t1WEAATU3q.jpg


http://media.fyre.co/nht3LMmRZij5CYwp9Efg_9.JPG

Disgusting.

Once again machine beats mankind.