This Weekend's Fixtures & West Ham v Newcastle (12/13/14 September).

[Niall_Quinn]

What a ball by Ozil.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Blatant headbutt from Arnautovic on Gabriel's elbow.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Giroud. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bif. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Vital goal for Bif. We have to stick with him now, he's all we've got. Theo really isn't an option up there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Theo needs to go stomp on some heads.

[Niall_Quinn]

Strange little cameo of Whore stamping on RvC's face - which seemed bad at the time but as we can now see was very good play.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bournemouth's kit. :wacko:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hoolahan needs no shinpads.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What was Behrami thinking?

[Marc Overmars]

https://vine.co/v/eFnh5u66W2J

Tyler. :doh:

[Marc Overmars]

https://youtu.be/B0gykSkV1sQ

:haha:

I do love the Internet.

[Niall_Quinn]

https://vine.co/v/eFnh5u66W2J

Tyler. :doh:

Was a bizarre moment from Tyler when that Martial goal went in. Maybe he had a big bet on him scoring or something?

Already said that kid has all the moves and great potential. It makes you wonder what our all-seeing Jedi master was thinking a couple of years back when the player was available for £3.5mill and we were fucking around with Sanogo.

WUMger :doh:

[LDG]

Spuds are 0-0 with Sunderland..

Nailed on for a lithpy latht gathp winner.

[Niall_Quinn]

Spuds are 0-0 with Sunderland..

Nailed on for a lispy last gathp winner.

Couldn't be bothered to find a stream. Besides, there's better sport in the Sunday rags. They're having a crying competition and the standard is world class.

[Master Splinter]

What are Spurs anymore?

They're not even a laughing stock.

They're just there.

[Master Splinter]

Oh FFS.

0-1, Mason.

[LDG]

What a suprise :rolleyes:

[Master Splinter]

5 minutes Dick time.

[Master Splinter]

Sunderland 0-1 Spuds. FT.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sunderland 0-1 Spuds. FT.

Would it be true to say you spoke and then they won?

[Master Splinter]

I have that power, yes.

[Master Splinter]

Leicester v Aston Villa:


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[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sinclair. :doh:

[Master Splinter]

Villa should be 0-1 up.

[Niall_Quinn]

I have that power, yes.

Agent Splinter

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh fuck it, I suppose I'll watch it. I may even provide some unbiased commentary.

[Niall_Quinn]

How bad is Sinclair?

[Master Splinter]

Sir Clive fucking up in the final third again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dean's having a good game, from the 10 minutes I have seen so far. He's ignoring the shit cheating that has become standard with most PL playa.

[Master Splinter]

Okazaki :doh:.

[Niall_Quinn]

The first PL coach who teaches his players how to cross a ball is going to clean up.

[Master Splinter]

The first PL coach who teaches his players how to cross a ball is going to clean up.

Tbf, Bellerin would have at least twelve assists this season if Bif, Theo and Alexis weren't pubbing it up with their finishing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a chance for Grealish.

[Master Splinter]

Grealish :lol:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Tbf, Bellerin would have at least twelve assists this season if Bif, Theo and Alexis weren't pubbing it up with their finishing.

Bellerin hasn't had the dego footie stuff fully coached out of him yet - he's a stubborn bastard.

Meanwhile Grealish showing why he's the new great white hope. :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Surely Richards is getting a card here ???

No :haha:

Dean is having such a shit game

[Niall_Quinn]

If these two teams could just get their passing, shooting, defending, tackling, crossing and movement right they'd be really good.

[Niall_Quinn]

This is just pinball. There's no method to it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bacuna should be killed for putting in a cross like that.

[Niall_Quinn]

Okay so that was decent by Grealish.

1-0 Villa

[Master Splinter]

Carlos Sanchez thinking he's Alexis again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Randomball - these playa aren't very good. In all fairness they shouldn't be getting paid so much for providing so little.

[Master Splinter]

CARLES GIL!!!!!!!

Great strike.

Leicester 0-2 Villa.

[Niall_Quinn]

That's a nice goal though. 2-0 Villa.

CarlosKickaBall with a good finish. Nice break. Non-existent defending.

[Master Splinter]

Leicester are quite gung-ho, so this should be a fun end to the game.

[Niall_Quinn]

I don't think they are out of this yet. One statistical hit and there's only a goal in it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dean says no. Will be interesting to see the replay.

[Niall_Quinn]

Clear pen.

But they have scored anyway. 1-2

[Niall_Quinn]

Goal line tech :bow:

We don't need no stinking technology in our game!

[Master Splinter]

Goal line tech :bow:

We don't need no stinking technology in our game!

But what about nonsensical post-match discussions about clearly incorrect and damaging decisions? We can't live without them.

[Niall_Quinn]

2-2

Vardy LOL

[Master Splinter]

Leicester 2-2 Villa, Vardy.

[Niall_Quinn]

Time for Villa to collapse like a cheap drunk.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa. :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Mahrez probably needs to pass to a team mate once in a while.

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL 3-2 Leicester

Villa :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Guzan :doh:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa you clowns.

Sherwood. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Is it a goal? WTF?

[Master Splinter]

Guzan has knocked out Chris Rock.

[Niall_Quinn]

Yes 3-2

Dyer was killed scoring it but he's better now.

[Syn]

BLiTW!!! LOL!!!! Messi/Ronaldo league lot better! Boring games! Liverpool ManUTD0-0

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Drunk Syn. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

BLiTW!!! LOL!!!! Messi/Ronaldo league lot better! Boring games! Liverpool ManUTD0-0

I think you are mistaking the scoreline for the talent and entertainment on display here. Last 15 mins have been fun but let's not stretch things and call it football.

[Niall_Quinn]

Mahrez is a little bit cunt really.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fucking hell Mahrez again. He just refuses to release the ball. Surprised he doesn't pick it up and run home.

[Syn]

I think you are mistaking the scoreline for the talent and entertainment on display here. Last 15 mins have been fun but let's not stretch things and call it football.

I'm not mistaking anything. It's been a good football match. Don't like it, fuck off and watch something else instead of moaning all fucking day about something that nobody is forcing you to watch.

[fakeyank]

Leicester are playing some seriously exciting stuff! Quick players on the wings attacking full backs and strikers attacking the box!

[Niall_Quinn]

FT 3-2 Leicester

Poor old Villa. They thought they had won. They were wrong.

[PGFC]

Enjoyed that.

[Master Splinter]

Villa :haha:.

Ranieri :bow:.

Ranieri for England!

[Niall_Quinn]

I'm not mistaking anything. It's been a good football match. Don't like it, fuck off and watch something else instead of moaning all fucking day about something that nobody is forcing you to watch.

LOL. People have different standards I guess. Or standards full stop. You watch a game like this for the comedy, and if you read any more into it you're reaching.

[Master Splinter]

Arsenal is 4th place again ha ha ha lol

[Niall_Quinn]

Guinness has a gay ad on - some rugby bloke boasting about taking it up the shitter. Won't be drinking that stuff again, just in case the white bit on top is not kosher.

[Syn]

LOL. People have different standards I guess. Or standards full stop. You watch a game like this for the comedy, and if you read any more into it you're reaching.

It was a good top division game that produced a couple of excellent goals and good fightback. It isn't quite Ronaldo scoring 5 goals in a game that could be over after 10 mins, but it was exciting (and not just funny) to watch. If the standards you demand are so high that you can't enjoy it, then don't watch. It's that simple.

[Niall_Quinn]

It was a good top division game that produced a couple of excellent goals and good fightback. It isn't quite Ronaldo scoring 5 goals in a game that could be over after 10 mins, but it was exciting (and not just funny) to watch. If the standards you demand are so high that you can't enjoy it, then don't watch. It's that simple.

Already said the goals were good - they were. Shows these players are a lot better than the shit they are churning out, who knows why they play such pub league stuff most of the time.

Also said the last 15 mins were decent, not in terms of football but in terms of (what would you call it?) slapstick perhaps. Entertaining in it's own way. I miss football. But this is all that's left so I watch it.

As for the Spanish league, yes the Marketing and Barca thing is beyond ridiculous. That's money. But they players are x2 better, they have to be because the technical level is so much higher. The English pundits will tell you differently but they have a vested interest of course.

[Kano]

Hopefully Leicester can keep this up for a season or two. Then the fans need to brace themselves for the inevitable descent back down to the cellar as their best players are cherry-picked to become squad players at bigger clubs.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

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[Niall_Quinn]

Hopefully Leicester can keep this up for a season or two. Then the fans need to brace themselves for the inevitable descent back down to the cellar as their best players are cherry-picked to become squad players at bigger clubs.

They'll finish 10th. We always have a mid table team jumping out to an early lead. Even we did it a couple of seasons back.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Ammers 1-0 Barcodes, Payet! :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

You're trying to get me to watch this but I won't crack - not for the next few minutes anyway.

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL - terrible miss :doh: Should be 1-1

[Niall_Quinn]

£30mill man Andy Carroll warming up.

Liverpool :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Lanzini clears the stadium with that effort.

[Kano]

They'll finish 10th. We always have a mid table team jumping out to an early lead. Even we did it a couple of seasons back.

You're probably right. From December they won't pick up another point until April when they avert relegation. Happens most seasons. Still, nice to think the order can be upturned every now and then.

[Niall_Quinn]

2-0 Happy Hammers

Payet again after Moses smacks it off the bar.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

McClaren getting done over by Bilic again. :faint:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Janmaat booked. Scrote.

[Niall_Quinn]

McClaren getting done over by Bilic again. :faint:

McClaren getting done over by everyone tbf - bottom of the league now

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I don't know if anybody has noticed but he is not a very good manager.

[Niall_Quinn]

I don't know if anybody has noticed but he is not a very good manager.

Management is all double dutch to him.

[Niall_Quinn]

Janmaat really hasn't figured out the cynical side of the PL yet, he's such an easy target. Could have been sent off by now for doing fuck all.

[Niall_Quinn]

McClaren shouting handball from the sidelines when clearly it was no such thing.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bilic is living every kick - he's almost on the pitch.

[Niall_Quinn]

Moses off - Andy Carroll's ridiculous ponytail on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Carroll's first contribution is to simultaneously barge, elbow and stamp on Krull.

[Niall_Quinn]

3 min extra time. Payet MOTM.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Ammers 2-0 Barcodes, FT.

Schteve. :rose:

[Niall_Quinn]

FT 2-0 Hammers at a canter - Geordies have nothing.

Bilic MOTM for me - hugely entertaining.