This Weekend's Fixtures (03/04 Oct).

[Kano]

God I wish he'd just fuck off. Permanently.

Boss swap?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yeah, I'd love to see how Rodgers saying when Arsenal lose to Chelsea, "it's one of the best defeats I ever had" goes down on Arsenal debate.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gary Neville will spend all season going on about that set-piece routine.

[Kano]

Yeah, I'd love to see how Rodgers saying when Arsenal lose to Chelsea, "it's one of the best defeats I ever had" goes down on Arsenal debate.

Letters would probably defend him tbf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Brilliant finish from Lens.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Gary Neville will spend all season going on about that set-piece routine.

And then blame Mignolet?

[Kano]

Advocaat looks like he was going to cry. Probably pissed off they were winning.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

And then blame Mignolet?

He couldn't even reach Jagielka's strike. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Borini is absolute cock.

[Kano]

Borini is shit

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Corporal Jenks. :scarf:

[Kano]

A more subdued celebration from Jenks this time.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Idiotic from Lens.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lovely keeping from Pants.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a miss from Jelavic!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You have to say, football is stupid. West Ham beat Arsenal, Liverpool and Man City away but fail to beat a 10-man Sunderland. :doh:

[Kano]

Dick has the face of an alcoholic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He has spent quite a few months in Sunderland, so it's understandable.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What did Pearce say when the ball was crossed in for Mbokani's goal?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Players not realising they're celebrating a disallowed goal. :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Does Ranieri sound like Don Speekingleesh to anyone else?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Zaha rinsing the fullbacks all throughout the match without actually contributing anything again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great save from Gardner.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Songs on the PA after scoring. :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Boruc. :haha:

Stunning pass.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Was that a dive by Richards?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://giant.gfycat.com/ThickAdeptAnole.gif

[LDG]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2_l_cjtIRc

:haha:

What a fucking prat!

Soton fans butting in :bow:


:haha: :haha:

[Letters]

"Jose Mourinho has said this is the worst period of his career" - MoTD
No wonder he's so grumpy...

:rimshot:

[Letters]

"The danger bells should be ringing" - Shearer

:lol:

[Xhaka Can’t]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2_l_cjtIRc

:haha:

What a fucking prat!

Soton fans butting in :bow:

Laugh all you like, but at least Zim has some passion for his Club.

[Niall_Quinn]

How has it taken this guy so long to spot the plastic chavs? He must have been asleep for the last decade.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

He's box office!

Ah, hello Henry Winter.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:lol:

He is pathetic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton: Howard, Browning, Jagielka, Funes Mori, Galloway, McCarthy, Barry, Deulofeu, Barkley, Naismith, Lukaku.
Subs: Robles, Gibson, Oviedo, Kone, Lennon, Osman, Holgate.

Liverpool: Mignolet, Can, Skrtel, Sakho, Clyne, Milner, Lucas, Moreno, Coutinho, Sturridge, Ings.
Subs: Gomez, Lallana, Allen, Origi, Ibe, Bogdan, Rossiter.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ah, hello Henry Winter.

The only way I'd take up exercise is if I could kick that cunt in the bollocks 100 times a day.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on the draw.

Although no matter the result one of these teams goes above us.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Not a good shot from Sturridge. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great covering from Jagielka, Sturridge was in.

Another new offisde that was missed.

[Marc Overmars]

It is pretty hilarious watching Mourinho squirm. He has no idea how to deal with the scrutiny because he's never been in this kind of mess before. Long overdue and long may it continue.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Skrtel header into the ground and over it goes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ings put it over.

Everton playing like clowns against Liverpool. :faint:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Broken thumb for Skrtel? :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Milner on the volley, Howard saves nearpost.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Yer fuckin dickhead :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a save from Mignolet off Naismith's header.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Another good save from Mignolet.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Horrible from Galloway.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fight fight fight!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barkley and Can both booked.

[Master Splinter]

Why do both players always get booked when it's clearly one acting like a complete twat?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Can kicks Barry in the head.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ings you blind berk.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 0-1 Liverpool, Ings!

Where was the defence? :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Neverton :doh:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ings :haha:

That's so poor.

[Niall_Quinn]

They let Ings score :haha:

How bad does your defence have to be for Ings to score?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool have suddenly gone down the pub now too.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ings for England :haha:

[Marc Overmars]

Advocaat leaves Sunderland.

Shocking.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 1-1 Liverpool, Lukaku!

More horrid defending. :doh:

[Master Splinter]

LUKAKU!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

No we Can't.

[Master Splinter]

Can the hard man :haha:.

Though I suppose it doesn't help him when Rodgers plays him in seven different positions.

Sometimes in the same game.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pure panic from whoever the pubber is in the centre of defence. You'd get dropped from a school team for that.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 1-1 Liverpool, HT.

:lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fast, furious, passionate and noisy is Sky's take. :cloud9:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukaku with a low cross, Mignolet gets it away.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Brilliant play by Lukaku. Yes, until he boots it out of play.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sexy control from Naismith.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sad football. Lukaku does the work, gets the ball to Barry who goes negative and it all breaks down. No ambition from these "excellent" Barry types.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I think Skrtel was very fortunate to get the foul there but then again Barkley is brainless.

[Niall_Quinn]

I think Skrtel was very fortunate to get the foul there but then again Barkley is brainless.

Barkley is an "excellent" Barry type.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Lukaku is an absolute monster when can be bothered.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Poor from Moreno.

[Niall_Quinn]

Woeful, woeful FK.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barkley is an "excellent" Barry type.

In BOBN we trust.

[AFC Leveller]

Lukaku is strong, big, strong and very big.

not much talent though.

[Master Splinter]

Deulofeu is so irritatingly stupid.

Why keep it simple when you can dribble 450 times into the same dead-end situation?

[Niall_Quinn]

Lennon coming on to do a bit of disco dancing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Smudger thinks that was great skill?

Jesus.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Deulofeu hauled off, Lennon on.

[Master Splinter]

Bring Kone on, Martinez you moran. :doh:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Horrid from Moreno.

I miss watching football.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Horrible cross from Browning, Skrtel with nervous defending from that horrible cross.

:wacko:

[Niall_Quinn]

Any player in this league who learns how to cross a ball will be worth £100mill and on £500k per week.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

McCarthy booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barkley goes for glory, wide it goes.

[Master Splinter]

Greedy fuck.

[Niall_Quinn]

Barkley had a lot to aim for there. Very poor effort, can't even get it on target.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lucas booked now.

[Master Splinter]

Lucas the new Ramires?

[Niall_Quinn]

Lucas the new Ramires?

Nah, too inconsistent, he occasionally gets the ball instead of the man.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukaku onside, hits is straight at Mignolet.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukaku appealing for a pelanty, nothing given.

[Master Splinter]

Galloway has been excellent every time I've seen him.

[Niall_Quinn]

Honest play by Ings, most would have dived there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coutinho shoots, Howard saves.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ings off, Lallana on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lala on for Dipsy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lucas somehow stays on. Ridiculous refereeing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That is pathetic from Barkley.

[Master Splinter]

Atkinson the cheat.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ref making up the rules as he goes again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Coney on for Naismith. How can Naismith play so well one week and then play like a complete turd next?

Lucas subbed. Freebie there from the ref.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

With Allen coming on it may as well have been a red.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lucas off for Allen. :rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

Barkley is so shit. Kone lays it off and then runs - Barkley plays it anywhere but there. It's basic stuff and he can't do it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Barkley - CHEAT

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Was that Milner? :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Milner :doh: It's pathetic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How can Atkinson let the freekick be taken that far away from the incident?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fight fight fight!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Have Liverpool scored? Looks like a celebration more than calming someone down.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sakho and Lukaku are still at it.

Yellow for both.

[Niall_Quinn]

How can Atkinson let the freekick be taken that far away from the incident?

Because he fussed over one being taken 3 cms to far infield only 10 mins ago.

Bit of a girly fight taking place now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 1-1 Liverpool, FT.

Good result for us but the second half was dreadful.

[Niall_Quinn]

Yawn.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea: Fabianski; Rangel, Fernandez, Williams(C), Taylor; Ki, Shelvey; Ayew, Sigurdsson, Montero; Gomis.
Subs: Nordfeldt, Tabanou, Bartley, Cork, Barrow, Routledge, Eder.

Spurs: Lloris, Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Davies; Alli, Dier; Chadli, Eriksen, Lamela; Kane.
Subs: Vorm, Trippier, Wimmer, Carroll, Dembele, Townsend, Clinton.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 1-0 Spuds, Ayew!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 1-1 Spuds, Eriksen.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 2-1 Spuds, Kane OG!

:haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Yeah, Aguero's definitely better.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 2-2 Spuds, Eriksen with his second.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 2-2 Spuds, FT!

Great weekend. :scarf:

[GP]

So nice to see Kane back on the scoresheet.

[Master Splinter]

Kane :haha:.

Mourinho :haha:.

LVG :haha:.

Gary Neville :haha:.

Football :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Brendan Rodgers has left Liverpool!

[GP]

Rodgers has gone!

[Kano]

Rodgers :haha:

[Marc Overmars]

Rodgers sacked!!!

:haha:

[Kano]

Pretty good weekend by all accounts then.

Just the firing of one man left to make it absolutely perfect.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pretty good weekend by all accounts then.

Just the firing of one man left to make it absolutely perfect.

You can't fire him after a result like today :doh:

[Kano]

Damnit

[Niall_Quinn]

Rodgers news is a big escape for van Genius - he'll get a lot less heat for that beating now.

[Kano]

And for Maureen too unfortunately.

[Master Splinter]

Mourinho has cleverly deflected attention away from his players and club this weekend by blaming his players and club and getting Rodgers and Advocaat sacked.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

https://vine.co/v/e2OFtXVuh2V

:haha: :haha:

[LDG]

:lol:

Thierry :haha:

:frankspencer:

[Özim]

I hope they don't get Klopp as he and Simeone are the two managers I would want to replace Wenger.

[Heisenberg]

:haha:

[AFC Leveller]

I hope they don't get Klopp as he and Simeone are the two managers I would want to replace Wenger.

Agree two great motivators and tacticians.

[adzzzbatch]

Mourinho has cleverly deflected attention away from his players and club this weekend by blaming his players and club and getting Rodgers and Advocaat sacked.

Pure box office!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

MotD2 is on in 15 minutes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton - Liverpool on first.

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I know footballers can't really go all out with their fists but even so, that Can - Barkley spat was pathetic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Can's clearance. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What's Chappers doing with his hipster haircut?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

141 goals conceded for Liverpool in three seasons. :wacko:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The crap players they've bought haven't helped him much. Shearer is a loon.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Really liked Mason's goal tbf.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We're on now. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

We're on now. :bow:

Must win!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alexis' goal the first clip. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That second goal was incredible.

Pace, speed, pace and fast.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

ALEXIS!!!!! :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

That second goal was pure class.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramsey. :haha:

The odd thing is he called for it so he must have known what he wanted to do.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cech to the rescue, would've made it 3-3.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Old Man Schweinsteiger. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arsenal. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

They're really going to go with the GK selection issue again? Nothing else to talk about?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We've won two trophies since Ferguson left tbf Shearer.

Swansea - Spuds on now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea are a better team when Montero plays, almost as though he's quite good for them. Not really sure why Monk left him out coming back from injury.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Brilliant freekick from Eriksen, that was lashed in.

Fabianski. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a volley from Kane!

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Technical pubber.

"Harry Kane, he scores when he wants".

Swansea fans. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Incredible finish by Kane.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Eriksen with another freekick. :blink:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fabianski just denied Townsend an England start with his foot.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great save from Lloris.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Boruc. :haha:

Doesn't stop being any less funny.