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McNamara That Ghost...
01-10-2015, 06:38 AM
Saturday, 3rd October 2015
Crystal Palace v West Brom, 12:45 http://i44.tinypic.com/5bpl5u.png
Aston Villa v Stoke, 15:00
Bournemouth v Watford, 15:00
Man City v Newcastle, 15:00
Norwich v Leicester, 15:00
Sunderland v West Ham, 15:00
Chelsea v Southampton, 17:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Sunday, 4th October 2015
Everton v Liverpool, 13:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Arsenal v Man Utd, 16:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Swansea v Tottenham, 16:00

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As it stands:

http://i58.tinypic.com/a4lx4z.png

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 11:56 AM
Crystal Palace: Hennessey; Kelly, Hangeland, Dann, Souare; McArthur, Cabaye; Zaha, Puncheon, Bolasie; Gayle.

West Brom: Myhill; Dawson, McAuley, Evans, Brunt; Yacob, Morrison, Fletcher, McLean; Rondon, Berahino.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 12:16 PM
Evans off injured for a change.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 12:35 PM
0-0 HT.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 12:52 PM
Berahino hauled off for Gardner. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 01:13 PM
Palace 1-0 WBA, Bolasie.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 01:14 PM
Norwich: Ruddy; Whittaker, Martin, Bassong, Brady; Howson, Dorrans, Tettey, Jarvis; Hoolahan; Jerome.
Subs: Rudd, Mbokani, Lafferty, Redmond, Olsson, R Bennett, O'Neil.

Leicester: Schmeichel, Simpson, Huth, Morgan, Fuchs, Albrighton, Kanté, Drinkwater, Schlupp, Okazaki, Vard.
Subs: Schwarzer, De Laet, King, Ulloa, Mahrez, Beanlouane, Inler.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 01:21 PM
Man City: Hart, Zabaleta, Otamendi, Mangala, Kolarov, Fernando, Fernandinho, Silva, Sterling, De Bruyne, Aguero.

Newcastle: Krul, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Mbabu, Sissoko, Anita, Gouffran, Wijnaldum, Perez, Mitrovic.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 01:23 PM
Aston Villa: Guzan; Hutton, Richards, Lescott, Amavi; Crespo, Gana, Westwood, Veretout; Sinclair, Gestede.

Stoke: Butland; Johnson, Cameron, Wollscheid, Pieters; Whelan, Adam, Walters, Bojan, Arnautovic; Diouf.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 01:32 PM
Pelanty to Palace. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 01:32 PM
Palace 2-0 WBA, Kebab.

Pulis. :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 01:37 PM
Sunderland: Pantilimon; Jones, Yedlin, Coates, O’Shea; Cattermole, M’Vila, Toivonen, Lens Borini; Fletcher.

West Ham: Adrian; Jenkinson, Reid, Tomkins, Cresswell; Noble, Kouyate, Moses, Payet, Lanzini; Sakho.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 02:14 PM
Sunderland 1-0 'Ammers, Fletcher!

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 02:18 PM
Citeh 0-1 Barcodes, MITROVIC!!!!!!!!

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 02:18 PM
:haha:

Niall_Quinn
03-10-2015, 02:18 PM
Mirovic!

Gypos 0-1 Geordies

Niall_Quinn
03-10-2015, 02:19 PM
Good goal as well. But horrendous defending again from the gypos.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 02:20 PM
Adam went for it in his own half again, Guzan saves it.

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 02:21 PM
I was going to say that the Barcodes had strangely started really well and were looking composed.

But I didn't want to Maccy it up.

Anyway, come on Shteve you absolutely shit manager.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 02:22 PM
Sunderland 2-0 'Ammers, Lens!

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 02:22 PM
Albeit offside that time, but Newcastle are getting through their lines so easily.

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 02:26 PM
Another chance for Mitrovic!

Niall_Quinn
03-10-2015, 02:26 PM
In the gypo net again, offside again. Gypos so vulnerable down both flanks.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 02:27 PM
Pelanty to Leicester!

Hart saves from Mitrovic.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 02:27 PM
Norwich 0-1 Leicester, goal machine Vardy! :bow:

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 02:27 PM
Fuck! Should definitely be 0-2 now.

Hart saves from Mitrovic.

Niall_Quinn
03-10-2015, 02:28 PM
Barcodes are going to pay for all these misses. Should be 3-0 now.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 02:28 PM
Becoming clear that buying De Bruyne and Sterling was overkill.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 02:28 PM
Bournemouth 1-0 Watford, Muzza!

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 02:34 PM
Aguero shoots wide.

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 02:34 PM
Becoming clear that buying De Bruyne and Sterling was overkill.

Sterling has been genuinely awful apart from a few moments early in the season.

He'll probably be worth it in a couple of years, but at the moment he looks more braindead than Aaron Townsend.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 02:36 PM
Anita booked.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 02:38 PM
Fernandinho volley in to the ground, bounces wide.

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 02:39 PM
Brave England warrior Joseph Hart running halfway up the pitch to stick his oar in and influence the ref after an Anita foul.

Need some Arsenal players to be as cuntish as that on a regular basis. Will gain us 10-15 points like Cech.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 02:41 PM
1-1 Aguero.

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 02:42 PM
Barcodes :doh:.

Niall_Quinn
03-10-2015, 02:43 PM
Gypos score but surely offside?

Niall_Quinn
03-10-2015, 02:44 PM
That idiot full back stood there like a lemon and kept them all onside. He was actually looking across the line but didn't move a muscle.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 02:45 PM
Bournemouth 1-1 Watford, Ighalo! :bow:

Boruc. :haha:

What a clown.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 02:46 PM
Sunderland 2-1 'Ammers, JENKINSON!!!

:haha:

Niall_Quinn
03-10-2015, 02:49 PM
Dive by that twat Sterling

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 02:49 PM
Just saw Watford's goal. :haha:

Sackable offence for Boruc really.

Niall_Quinn
03-10-2015, 02:50 PM
HT gypos 1-1 Geordies

GP
03-10-2015, 02:52 PM
Just saw Watford's goal. :haha:

Sackable offence for Boruc really.

https://vine.co/v/e2zwb1A5HLb

:haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 02:54 PM
:haha:

GP
03-10-2015, 02:56 PM
I believe that's known as 'doing a Boruc'

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 03:01 PM
Dropping a Boruc.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 03:05 PM
Norwich 0-2 Leicester, Schlupp!

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 03:06 PM
Sterling hauled off, Jesus Navas on. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 03:07 PM
Citeh 2-1 Barcodes, Aguero with his second.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 03:09 PM
Citeh 3-1 Barcodes, Aguero hat-trick.

:doh:

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 03:10 PM
Barcodes :haha:.

Shteve :wave:.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 03:11 PM
Villa 0-1 Stoke, Arnautovic. :doh:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 03:12 PM
Citeh 4-1 Barcodes, De Bruyne. :haha:

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 03:12 PM
Villa :doh:.

Barcodes :haha: :haha:.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 03:15 PM
Lens sent off. :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 03:18 PM
5-1, Aguero with his fourth. :haha:

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 03:18 PM
Aguero gets his fourth. :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 03:18 PM
Sunderland 2-2 'Ammers, Payet.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 03:20 PM
6-1, five goals for Aguero. :wacko:

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 03:21 PM
Five for Segrio :haha: :haha:.

Shaqiri Is Boss
03-10-2015, 03:22 PM
Easily the best striker in the league, behind Rooney and Kane.

Easily.

Blink 1nce Quince 2wice
03-10-2015, 03:22 PM
Oh my word!

adzzzbatch
03-10-2015, 03:23 PM
Easily the best striker in the league, behind Rooney and Kane.

Easily.

:lol:

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 03:25 PM
Aguero hauled off.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 03:25 PM
Pellegrini hauls Aguero off. :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 03:26 PM
Norwich 1-2 Leicester, some pubber.

Mbokani apparently.

Shaqiri Is Boss
03-10-2015, 03:27 PM
His FF captain bonus is going to be decent.

Especially anyone who used that triple captain bonus as well.

Niall_Quinn
03-10-2015, 03:29 PM
Just popped back after the HT break - anything happening?

Ah yes 6-1 gypos. Whatever.

Niall_Quinn
03-10-2015, 03:30 PM
Schteve's HT talk must have been a corker.

Globalgunner
03-10-2015, 03:36 PM
David Silva is probably the MVP of this league. He just improves any team by a mile.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 03:38 PM
Looking like a bad injury for Vardy says Thommo.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 03:40 PM
Chelsea: Begovic; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta; Ramires, Fabregas; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Falcao.

Southampton: Stekelenburg, Cédric, Fonte, van Dijk, Bertrand, Romeu, Wanyama, S. Davis, Tadić, Mané, Pellè.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 03:41 PM
Bournemouth 1-1 Watford, Gomes saves a pelanty from Muzza!

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 03:42 PM
Vardy is playing on. :sarcy:

Fine if he isn't injured; if he's trying to be a hero - thick shit.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 03:51 PM
Bournemouth 1-1 Watford, FT.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 03:52 PM
Villa 0-1 Stoke, FT!

Sherwood. :wave:

Shaqiri Is Boss
03-10-2015, 03:52 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs at Villa Park.

:wave:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 03:53 PM
Man City 6-1 Barcodes, FT.

McClaren. :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 03:56 PM
Norwich 1-2 Leicester, FT.

Sunderland 2-2 'Ammers, FT.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 04:01 PM
Come on Southampton. :bow:

Get that scumbag sacked.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 04:04 PM
Eurgh Poyet in the studio, although so is Jamie Redknapp.

Özim
03-10-2015, 04:18 PM
The beauty of having a top striker is he can score a hatful at any time and that's the kind of thing that wins you titles.

alexander
03-10-2015, 04:31 PM
The beauty of having a top striker is he can score a hatful at any time and that's the kind of thing that wins you titles.

And thats why we have Giroud. Nothing better can be found.

Kano
03-10-2015, 04:34 PM
How does Ramieres get away with that shit every time?

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 04:36 PM
I think we miss him defending set pieces tbf.

Anyway, come on Koeman.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 04:40 PM
Chelsea 1-0 Southampton, Willian freekick. He needs to stop this fluking.

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 04:40 PM
Willian does that every game now.

Are all keepers thick?

Kano
03-10-2015, 04:40 PM
Oh for God sake. This guy has been fluking them in all season.

Kano
03-10-2015, 04:43 PM
Three Ramires fouls, no yellow still.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 04:44 PM
Virgil was clearly fouled there.

Million Dollar Man will be going mental.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 04:46 PM
Davis. :lol:

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 04:46 PM
Three Ramires fouls, no yellow still.

He doesn't have a true thug's reputation like horrible Santi Cazorla.

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 04:49 PM
Why is Mane not up against Ivanovic?

Kano
03-10-2015, 04:53 PM
Falcao should be playing walking football now.

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 05:03 PM
Is Madley Dean's son?

What a cheating cretin.

Kano
03-10-2015, 05:03 PM
Ramires again :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 05:03 PM
Mane booked for diving.

Ramires did kick him, of course but Mane fell, ridiculously.

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 05:06 PM
Two pelanties denied, Hazard allowed to jump on opponents, Hazard given a free-kick on demand, Ramires allowed to foul six times in every acre of the pitch.

Chelsea are back! Again!

Until a non-corrupt ref takes charge of one of their matches, anyway.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 05:09 PM
Begovic just claws out a fluked cross.

Kano
03-10-2015, 05:10 PM
Chelsea fans were booing Wanyama instead of Mane a moment ago. All look the same really.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 05:11 PM
Begovic saves from Bertrand.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 05:13 PM
Chelsea 1-1 Southampton, DAVIS!!!

:haha:

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 05:13 PM
DAVIS!!!

Kano
03-10-2015, 05:13 PM
A bit of totting up Niall. Get you tongue out of Chelsea's rear end.

Justice done through Davis!

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 05:14 PM
Ramires got booked. :faint:

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 05:14 PM
Madley got a call to book Ramires to make sure it doesn't look so obvious.

Booking for your tenth foul isn't too obvious right?

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 05:16 PM
Willian fluke-kick coming up.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 05:17 PM
Willian strikes it as he intends this time, straight in to the wall.

1-1 HT. :lol:

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 05:19 PM
Chelsea fans were booing Wanyama instead of Mane a moment ago. All look the same really.

They just label them 'Blackman' at Chelsea now.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 05:31 PM
That Dids advert. :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 05:32 PM
Romeu off, Ward-Prowse on.

Ramires hauled off, Matic on.

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 05:36 PM
Ramires' work done, another fouling machine on.

Matic booked for his 15th foul on the 94th minute?

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 05:36 PM
Piss off Begovic!

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 05:36 PM
I thought that was offside these days anyway? Mane keeps fucking it up.

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 05:38 PM
Ramires' action map:

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/400/amz/vivo/live/images/2015/10/3/fdf79e73-6712-4b42-abb7-cb5d94cedc71.png


The reds are errant passes.

The greens are fouls.

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 05:43 PM
Madley a few minutes away from sending Mane off.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 05:44 PM
Horrible dive from Old Man Falcao!

:haha:

Booked.

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 05:45 PM
Falcao :haha: :haha:.

GP
03-10-2015, 05:45 PM
Falcoa :lol:

He's just a husk now

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 05:45 PM
NQ is an idiot, he was obviously already falling.

Kano
03-10-2015, 05:46 PM
Terrible dive :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 05:46 PM
Mourinho tears incoming.

GP
03-10-2015, 05:48 PM
Get in! :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 05:48 PM
Chelsea 1-2 Southampton, MANE!!!!

:haha:

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 05:48 PM
MANE!!!!!!!!

Kano
03-10-2015, 05:48 PM
:haha: what a shit hole of a team

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 05:48 PM
Our Premier League Champions. :cloud9:

Kano
03-10-2015, 05:48 PM
Big Man :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 05:49 PM
Where's Mourinho's sarcastic laugh gone?

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 05:49 PM
Big Man :haha: :haha:.

If the ref wasn't a cheat, this would be 1-4.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 05:50 PM
NQ defending Big Man, it's all his teammates fault.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 05:51 PM
Dive from Oscar this time. Pathetic.

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 05:52 PM
It makes it all the more annoying that Dean didn't even allow us the chance to get a result against these cunts.

Is Riley refereeing our game tomorrow?

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 05:52 PM
Willian off, Pedro on.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 05:53 PM
Falcao should be off.

Kano
03-10-2015, 05:54 PM
Clear yellow for that tackle.

Munchies
03-10-2015, 05:55 PM
Just saw the score and Mourinho's reaction to Falcoa's dive

ROFLMAO

:haha:

Kano
03-10-2015, 05:55 PM
Roman must be paying by the minute to keep this lot on the pitch.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 06:00 PM
Falcao can change his hair as much as he wants, it's still resulting him in being shit.

Mourinho working his magic. :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 06:00 PM
Chelsea 1-3 Southampton, PELLE!!!!!

:haha: :haha: :haha:

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 06:00 PM
PELLE!!!!!

Kano
03-10-2015, 06:00 PM
:haha: oh God this is too much :haha:

Munchies
03-10-2015, 06:00 PM
1-3!!!!!!

hahahahahaah

YEHHHHHHHHHH

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 06:01 PM
Matic subbed off. :haha:

Remy on.

Mourinho is gone.

Shaqiri Is Boss
03-10-2015, 06:01 PM
None of this would be happening if Terry was playing.

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 06:01 PM
Mane has Didsed them.

£60m Liverpool bid coming up.

Munchies
03-10-2015, 06:01 PM
Matic subbed on > Now Subbbed off LOL

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 06:02 PM
Matic subbed?

:haha: :haha: :haha:

This is brilliant.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 06:03 PM
Agent Cesc. :bow:

He did it to Barca and now Chelsea.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 06:04 PM
Should have been four.

Mane is BULLYING them!

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 06:04 PM
Chelsea look fucked.

Mane :bow:.

Kano
03-10-2015, 06:04 PM
Cahill absolutely abused by Mane.

Munchies
03-10-2015, 06:04 PM
Fuck!!! Nearly 4


Mane is DESTROYING THEM!!

:haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 06:04 PM
Oscar. :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 06:05 PM
Tadic off, Rodriguez on. :bow:

Munchies
03-10-2015, 06:06 PM
https://twitter.com/ChelseaFC/status/650366078871339008


Falcao booked for diving after taking the ball round Stekelenburg. There was certainly contact. #CFCLive

:haha:

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 06:06 PM
Even with a record fee paid to a ref, they're getting pillaged on their home turf.

Madley powerless. Can Dean do something from the stands?

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 06:06 PM
The Shed End is broken. :rose:

Maestro
03-10-2015, 06:07 PM
Brilliant absolutely fucking brilliant

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
03-10-2015, 06:08 PM
This reminds me of two seasons ago every man and his dog beats United....apart from us

Now everyone managing to stuff Chelsea apart from us (in the league)

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 06:09 PM
From this page onwards:

http://forums.cfcnet.co.uk/topic/56620-chelsea-vs-southampton/page-22

They've well and truly turned on the Special One.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 06:10 PM
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/512/amz/vivo/live/images/2015/10/3/d23a2eb0-f56e-4418-8368-ae931db66c3d.jpg

:haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 06:12 PM
This is genuinely upsetting. Tough to watch. I'm actually really upset watching what's happening with Mourinho. This is our greatest ever manager falling to pieces in front of our eyes.

:haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 06:13 PM
They still have their dives.

Maestro
03-10-2015, 06:13 PM
needed a good laugh and this is the perfect tonic

what's the cuntish chelsea forum

Kano
03-10-2015, 06:13 PM
Five yellows for Southampton :lol: unreal

LDG
03-10-2015, 06:14 PM
This is funny as fuck.

Kano
03-10-2015, 06:14 PM
needed a good laugh and this is the perfect tonic

what's the cuntish chelsea forum

http://www.theshedend.com

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 06:14 PM
Falcao freekick, deflects over.

Did NQ think that was saved? :doh:

Xhaka Can’t
03-10-2015, 06:16 PM
I feel like breakdancing!

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McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 06:19 PM
http://i57.tinypic.com/e6vcsy.jpg

Munchies
03-10-2015, 06:19 PM
Can we embed tweets on here?

Kano
03-10-2015, 06:20 PM
Terry driving the team forward there.

Shaqiri Is Boss
03-10-2015, 06:21 PM
Captain. Leader. Legend.

Munchies
03-10-2015, 06:21 PM
Boos LOOM :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 06:23 PM
Chelsea 1-3 Southampton, FT!!!

Mourinho. :haha:

Off you pop.

Pace. :haha:

Power. :haha:

Leadership. :haha:

Experience. :haha:

Big Man. :haha:

Champions. :haha:

Koeman. :bow:

GP
03-10-2015, 06:23 PM
BOOOOOOOO!!!

:haha:

Kano
03-10-2015, 06:23 PM
Koeman :bow:

Sign him up Gazidis.

Shaqiri Is Boss
03-10-2015, 06:24 PM
Did anyone else's stream just play 'Celebration'? :haha:

Xhaka Can’t
03-10-2015, 06:25 PM
They'd be in a heap more shit without the Mike Dean points

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Kano
03-10-2015, 06:27 PM
Heading for fifth at best :lol:

Heisenberg
03-10-2015, 06:28 PM
Chelsea :haha:

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 06:28 PM
Mourinho :haha:.

Chewsea :haha:.

Big Man :haha:.

Cisc :haha:.

Ivanovic :haha:.

Matic :haha:.

Falcao :haha:.

Robert Madley :haha:.

Mike Dean :haha:.

Satan :haha:.

Marc Overmars
03-10-2015, 06:29 PM
Mourinho. :haha:

Kano
03-10-2015, 06:30 PM
Over a thousand guests on the Shedend forum having a good laugh.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 06:30 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQaR9BvWwAAQuIT.jpg

LDG
03-10-2015, 06:31 PM
Lolerz

About time that sour cunt felt the misery.

I shall be looking forward to seeing his post match interview.

Munchies
03-10-2015, 06:32 PM
Sacked by xmas :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 06:33 PM
Mourinho resorting to poking his own eyes out I think there. He must be ill.

Letters
03-10-2015, 06:35 PM
Mourinho :pal:
Zim :pal:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 06:35 PM
Mourinho on...

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 06:36 PM
He's complaining about the refs! :haha:

Not whining, crying and complaining after his defeats.

Kano
03-10-2015, 06:37 PM
Blaming the refs :haha:

Embarrassing.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 06:37 PM
Refs are afraid to give decisions for Chelsea. Is the guy mental?

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 06:38 PM
Roman, come down and sack this guy on TV.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 06:38 PM
What a fucking meltdown. :haha:

Kano
03-10-2015, 06:39 PM
Conspiracy!

Cry in the morning, in the afternoon, in the evening...

What a wanker.

Good news is, he doesn't accept the blame so it should continue.

Maureen meltdown :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 06:40 PM
Mourinho saying if they sack him, they are sacking the best manager they have.

This guy. :haha:

Kano
03-10-2015, 06:40 PM
Daring Roman to sack him.

C'mon do it FFS!

Letters
03-10-2015, 06:40 PM
What a fucking meltdown. :haha:

Mind games :bow:

Munchies
03-10-2015, 06:40 PM
OMG :haha:

LMAO

GP
03-10-2015, 06:41 PM
Does anyone REALLY like Mourinho??

Oh, but he's so entertaining!

No, he's a cunt.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 06:42 PM
He's still on one!

The interviewer has barely had to say anything. :lol:

Kano
03-10-2015, 06:43 PM
One question, seven minute response!

Absolutely losing it :lol:

GP
03-10-2015, 06:43 PM
Did he really just rant for like 6 minutes??

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 06:43 PM
Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho speaking to Sky Sports: "Look, I think you know me and I don't run away from my responsibilities. First, I want to say because we are in such a big moment you should not be afraid to be honest.

"The referees are afraid to give decisions for Chelsea. At 1-1, it is a huge penalty and once again we don't get. If the FA wants to punish me they can. They don't punish other managers. My players deserve it and the fans deserve it.

"Referees are afraid to give decisions for Chelsea, why because there is always a question mark and we are always punished.

"Clear penalties are not given. Even in the Champions League in a match we lose 2-1, we are not given a penalty in the last minute.

"The penalty in this game is crucial because my team, at the moment, the first negative thing that happens, they collapse.

"The penalty was a giant penalty and after that the team lost even more confidence.

"If the club wants to sack me they have to sack me because I am not running away. To be champions now is very difficult because the distance is so much but I am convinced we will finish in the top four.

"It is a crucial moment in the history of this club because if they sack me they sack the best manager this club has ever had. The message is that the results are the fault of the manager.

"This is a moment for everybody to assume their responsibilities and stick together."

:haha:

Master Splinter
03-10-2015, 06:44 PM
Reporter: What went wrong today Jose?
Mourinho: Wenger is not under pressure. This guy has no pressure.

Reporter: But do you feel it was your defending to blame or a lack of threat up front Jose?
Mourinho: This guy, I won't name him, he can do everything and no-one does anything.

Reporter: But in terms of your own performance, what were the main mistakes today Jose?
Mourinho: This King, I won't say his name, no-one can criticise him. But Wenger is a bitch.

[Mourinho is dragged away by security guards]
Mourinho: Wenger. Wenger. Wenger. Wenger. Wenger.



He's obsessed.

GP
03-10-2015, 06:45 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozRMN5veq7c

Kano
03-10-2015, 06:46 PM
Good news also that even if we lose, they'll be two weeks of Chelsea hammering during the international break.

Kano
03-10-2015, 06:48 PM
Did he really just rant for like 6 minutes??

6 minutes to get a payoff isn't bad work.

Shaqiri Is Boss
03-10-2015, 06:49 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/19/1411143852740_wps_9_Kevin_Keegan_pictured_lau.jpg

Kano
03-10-2015, 06:52 PM
I think the weekend just peaked right there. Beautiful.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 06:54 PM
Not peaked just yet, it only need two more words...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNX_wGyKhmM

Kano
03-10-2015, 06:55 PM
Wise words.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 07:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9baePPZfRYA

:haha:

Letters
03-10-2015, 07:29 PM
I can't believe he says he assumes his responsibilities when he spends most of the time talking about how it's everyone else's fault than his and how it's a bit conspiracy by refs.

Someone call him a Whaaambulance. :lol:

Niall_Quinn
03-10-2015, 07:29 PM
Chelsea 1-3 Southampton, FT!!!

Mourinho. :haha:

Off you pop.

Pace. :haha:

Power. :haha:

Leadership. :haha:

Experience. :haha:

Big Man. :haha:

Champions. :haha:

Koeman. :bow:

OMG! That's hilarious.

Mercenary syndrome has hit them with a knock-out blow.

AFC Leveller
03-10-2015, 07:33 PM
i was driving and reading the bbc texts; almost crashed but who gives a fuck, this lot losing is just great. Maureen breaking down live on tv is hillarious, chesea are gonna get relegated.

anything less than an 8-0 hammering when we play them at our place is simply unacceptable.

Xhaka Can’t
03-10-2015, 07:41 PM
Thank you Maccy!!!

Sent from my SM-A300FU using Tapatalk

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 07:53 PM
He also said elsewhere that Matic is in trouble, can't pass, he's not the sharpest and not making good decisions.

Maestro
03-10-2015, 08:18 PM
:):)

Munchies
03-10-2015, 08:38 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2_l_cjtIRc

:haha:

What a fucking prat!

Soton fans butting in :bow:

Kano
03-10-2015, 08:46 PM
I'm broken.

That's brilliant :haha:

Get him on MOTD tbh.

selassie
03-10-2015, 09:02 PM
:haha:

selassie
03-10-2015, 09:03 PM
Maureen Meltdown! :lol:

What goes around comes around, serves that horrible cunt right.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9baePPZfRYA&feature=youtu.be

Shaqiri Is Boss
03-10-2015, 09:08 PM
He also said elsewhere that Matic is in trouble, can't pass, he's not the sharpest and not making good decisions.

He's just diverting the attention from his players.

Heisenberg
03-10-2015, 09:11 PM
:haha:

GP
03-10-2015, 09:22 PM
What a shit cunt cock smoking anus fisting homunculus

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 09:23 PM
MotD is on at 22:30.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 09:33 PM
Citeh - Barcodes on first.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 09:34 PM
Mitrovic kept the shape of Citeh's backline.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 09:38 PM
Pub goal for Aguero's second.

GP
03-10-2015, 09:38 PM
Newcastle are awful

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 09:39 PM
Great volley from De Bruyne.

Shaqiri Is Boss
03-10-2015, 09:40 PM
You know what, I think I've changed my mind.

Aguero might just be better than Kane.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 09:42 PM
Bony. :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 09:48 PM
Chelsea - Southampton now. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 09:50 PM
Great, intentional freekick from Willian. Chelsea will definitely go on to win.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 09:52 PM
Davis. :bow:

GP
03-10-2015, 09:52 PM
Cech would have saved it :coffee:

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 09:53 PM
Ivanovic was embarrassed there; only for the 938342822672th time this season.

Shaqiri Is Boss
03-10-2015, 09:54 PM
My word :haha:

Ivanovic got turned inside out.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 09:55 PM
Begovic. :lol:

Weak palms.

Big Man. :haha:

Give it up Old Man.

Shaqiri Is Boss
03-10-2015, 09:55 PM
Fantastic defending from Cahill and the Big Man.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 09:56 PM
PELE!!!! :bow:

Hazard. :haha:

Kano
03-10-2015, 09:57 PM
Pelle is a very good forward, set up two, scored a belter.

Shame he and Mane are going to be picked off next season.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 09:57 PM
Matic. :haha:

Hard to feel sorry for him.

Shaqiri Is Boss
03-10-2015, 09:59 PM
God I wish he'd just fuck off. Permanently.

McNamara That Ghost...
03-10-2015, 10:00 PM
He's box office!