Watford v Arsenal - Saturday 17 October - 17:30

[Master Splinter]

http://www.arsenal.com/assets/images/crests/watford.png?2012-13 v http://www.arsenal.com/assets/images/crests/arsenal.png?2012-13


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0-10 tbh. Unless all our players return dead.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

At a wedding, on a Saturday in the third week of the month.

Last time that happened we got humped 6-0. :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Watford seem to be quite good defensively for a pub team. This might be one our pub away days.

1-2.

[Marc Overmars]

Kos faces a late test.

Alexis will also be assessed but he'll probably play because he's a beast.

In lesser news, Flamini and Arteta are back.

[Niall_Quinn]

0-3 Ozil hattrick.

[GP]

0-4

[LDG]

0-5

[Niall_Quinn]

0-6 Two Ozil hat tricks

[Niall_Quinn]

Reminds me of the Olympiakos pre-match banter.

[Letters]

At a wedding, on a Saturday in the third week of the month.

Is that our glorious leader? :bow:

[LDG]

Is that our glorious leader? :bow:

I thought Gary was already married?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It is indeed!

[Niall_Quinn]

Mike Jones reffing this :doh:

[Master Splinter]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRh3wN0WwAEo1yp.jpg

Gabriel and Ospina little bit ill apparently.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Yeah probably jet lag (is Gabriel in the Brazillian national side?)

[Master Splinter]

He wasn't called up this time.

Have a two-week rest and get ruled out through illness :bow:. The Arsenal way.

[Master Splinter]

Watford XI: Gomes, Nyom, Prodl, Cathcart, Ake; Capoue, Watson, Abdi, Deeney, Anya, Ighalo

Subs: Gilmartin, Britos, Paredes, Holebas, Behrami, Ibarbo, Berghuis

[Munchies]

HD/normal streams are up

http://www.ronaldo7.net/video/sports-live/sports-live-stream.html

scroll down

[Niall_Quinn]

Redknapp has brought a unique and interesting angle, Merts is slow.

[Munchies]

Redknapp has brought a unique and interesting angle, Merts is slow.

:lol:

Hopefully he can help deal with all those long balls

[Marc Overmars]

Come on you Gunners!!!

[Munchies]

'Jamie Redknapp - I want Ozil to show what he can do'

Blind cunt

[Munchies]

Went to school in Watford and have been to Vic Road a few times

still, fuck em

0-4

COYG

:scarf:

[Niall_Quinn]

Gomes gets a FK for being shit.

[Master Splinter]

Theo :doh:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Some nice slow and square play from us. For a change.

[Niall_Quinn]

Great effort by Alexis - hits Gomes though.

[Kano]

Solid start, we've begun with the right mindset. Watford mostly happy to camp out in their half when we have it.

[adzzzbatch]

Nice open game. COME ON ARSENAL!!!

[adzzzbatch]

just went too soon.

[adzzzbatch]

I'm liking the energy early on I hope we keep it up.

[Niall_Quinn]

Same old shit by this crap ref. Watford being very physical. Coquelin matches it - FK.

[adzzzbatch]

dicking around defensively again.

[Kano]

Ramsey :lol:

Kos looking focused today.

[Niall_Quinn]

Opposite of the Utd game so far. Sloppy passing, too slow.

[Power n Glory]

Ramsey!! We are fucking up.

[Power n Glory]

Opposite of the Utd game so far. Sloppy passing, too slow.

Totally. A few seem switched on but not the rest.

[adzzzbatch]

that cunt for Watford is going to get his first goal today.

[Maestro]

any other streams please? these ronaldo streams are all in freeze frames

[Niall_Quinn]

Square, square, fucking square. Pain in the arse football.

[Niall_Quinn]

any other streams please? these ronaldo streams are all in freeze frames

stream2watch.me

[Niall_Quinn]

Clear red. Don't think he's even going to get a yellow.

[Niall_Quinn]

Merts :doh:

Passing is shit so far.

[Slacker]

Clear red. Don't think he's even going to get a yellow.

I thought that as well. He knew exactly where Kos was going and nobbled him.

[adzzzbatch]

gaaahhhhhhhhhhh ramsey

[Niall_Quinn]

I thought that as well. He knew exactly where Kos was going and nobbled him.

Let's wait and see what happens when Coquelin goes in hard. As if we can't guess.

[Kano]

Lovely move but Ramsey ffs.

[Slacker]

Ramsey is so shit these days.

[Master Splinter]

FFS Ramsey.

[adzzzbatch]

huge miss

[Niall_Quinn]

How many is Ramsey going to miss?

[Marc Overmars]

Ramsey :doh:

Should have buried that.

[Munchies]

Ramsey :doh: :doh:

[Slacker]

Let's wait and see what happens when Coquelin goes in hard. As if we can't guess.

Straight red three match ban.

[adzzzbatch]

:lol:

[Kano]

Ighalo :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Lucky Watford are so shite. Comedy defending by us. Kos looks injured to me.

[adzzzbatch]

sort it out Arsenal FFS

[Niall_Quinn]

We're asking for it here. Defending has gone to shit.

[Slacker]

Trying too many intricate threaded passes. We need a few longer balls for Theo to run onto.

[Niall_Quinn]

You can't raise your hands!

Unless you're playing Arsenal.

[adzzzbatch]

nice from bellerin

[Maestro]

So we go from playing like we did against the utd cunts to this ��

[Niall_Quinn]

Kos :doh:

Theo WAAAAAAAAYYYYY too slow on that Bellerin cross. Wake up!

[adzzzbatch]

how is that not a fk??

[Slacker]

This ref is a fucking joke.

[adzzzbatch]

"same old arsenal always cheating" :rolleyes:

[adzzzbatch]

the ref is giving any advantage to Watford when he can.

[Master Splinter]

The ref not even hiding it.

[adzzzbatch]

WTF cech!!!

[Slacker]

"same old arsenal always cheating" :rolleyes:

Same old Watford, always pubbing.

[Power n Glory]

This is a comedy show.

[Niall_Quinn]

This is a comedy show.

None of the pressing. Passing is woeful. No pace. Square. Wenger back huddled in the coat. Same old Arsenal. It's as if the Utd game never happened.

[Niall_Quinn]

The ref not even hiding it.

It's Jones - he's never tried to disguise it.

[adzzzbatch]

FUCK OFF RAMSEY!

[Marc Overmars]

Ramsey is rancid.

[Slacker]

Oh fuck off Ramsey

[Niall_Quinn]

Ramsey sums it up with that dreadful lash.

[Niall_Quinn]

HT 0-0

DIRE!

Around we go again, back to square one, as square as you can get.

Jones is a cheating cock. But we already knew that.

[Penguin]

FFS Ramsey.

[Marc Overmars]

Not a very good half at all but then again this usually happens against pub teams who sit deep.

[Power n Glory]

Not a very good first half. Came out with no purpose and some players on the stroll and then mistakes just started creeping into our game. We're playing a suicidal highline and it will bite us if we don't get control of the ball.

Cazorla and Ozil need to sort their game out. Ramsey needs a bench. He's had enough chances now.

[Globalgunner]

Ramsey has been screwing up for weeks now, still gets played every match. This experiment with Walcott as CF is going nowhere. Bench Ramsey, put Walcott right and buy a bloody striker FFS

[Penguin]

Not a very good half at all but then again this usually happens against pub teams who sit deep.

Yep. Wenger has no answer to it, other than boring the opponents to death with our slow sideways passing.

That said, Ramsey has missed two sitters and should shoulder the blame if we don't win this.

[Power n Glory]

Not a very good half at all but then again this usually happens against pub teams who sit deep.

They're not even sitting deep though. We're just playing poorly. We've had a fair amount of offside calls against us and that at least shows there is space behind if we get our passing together.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ramsey has been screwing up for weeks now, still gets played every match. This experiment with Walcott as CF is going nowhere. Bench Ramsey, put Walcott right and buy a bloody striker FFS

No striker could do much with these tactics. Walcott has been isolated, chasing around after the ball. We've been hoofing shit-bombs up the pitch, there's no pace, the passing is gone, or key playmakers are nowhere and the manager is sat on his arse watching it all unfold.

Watford are a bull in a china shop, you need guile, precision, direct and fast play to exploit them. Tapping it square in front of their massed ranks of farmhands is exactly what they would have hoped we'd do.

[Penguin]

Gomes :haha:

[adzzzbatch]

What was the point of beating united if we're going to fuck up here?

[Niall_Quinn]

Theo :doh:

Plays it backwards just as we are getting a move going.

[Niall_Quinn]

We need a manager who will give the players a rocket when they are this careless.

[adzzzbatch]

terrible cross

[RomfordPele]

This is shit.

[adzzzbatch]

what sad twats the Watford fans are.

[Niall_Quinn]

Slowly Alexis and Ozil are starting to get a grip.

[Penguin]

Giroud warming up. Hooray.

[adzzzbatch]

This is little bit shit.

[fakeyank]

I dont see the point of Walcott as a striker in 90% of our games. Either play another striker with him or throw him on the wings.

[adzzzbatch]

sooooooo fucking slow mertesacker

[Marc Overmars]

BFG :lol:

So cumbersome there

[Niall_Quinn]

Ridiculous defending by Merts. He's such a lumbering oaf sometimes.

[Power n Glory]

Merts is having a complete mare.

[adzzzbatch]

ref is dick.

[Penguin]

Merts is really pissing me off. Why let it bounce with the striker bearing down on you? Kick it out and reset FFS

[RomfordPele]

Getting outfought by a shit team. Classic arsene.

[adzzzbatch]

God help us if we play like this on Tuesday :ilt:

[Niall_Quinn]

Jones is a fucking cheat. Not one card for this constant fouling. Fouling is the centrepiece of Watford's defensive play. If the rules were applied they wouldn't stand a chance in any game.

[Munchies]

Need subs now

[adzzzbatch]

bellerin :doh:

[adzzzbatch]

book him for the dive!

[Niall_Quinn]

So poor by Bellerin :doh:

[adzzzbatch]

ALEXIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Master Splinter]

ALEXIS!!!!!

[Marc Overmars]

Alexis!!!

Come on!

[Xhaka Can’t]

How is it going?

[Niall_Quinn]

ALEXIS!

[A Gunner]

0 - 1 Alexis

[adzzzbatch]

How is it going?

Not great, but we're winning. Alexis is awesome :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Jones was devastated that Alexis scored after he was about to laugh the pelanty appeal away.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ozil and Alexis again.

[Munchies]

Get in!!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

Capooh the dirty shit trying to dive into the box for a pen. Cunt.

Meanwhile Bif is on for Theo. Nothing day for Theo. He was awful.

[Globalgunner]

Phew! Great goal

Wenger WTF. Why cant he take off Ramsy and keep Walcott on FFS.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Not great, but we're winning. Alexis is awesome :bow:
Thanks mate. I was considering upgrading but there were no deals so thought screw that.

[adzzzbatch]

10 goals in 6 games brilliant form.

[adzzzbatch]

This ref is giving us NOTHING

[adzzzbatch]

yyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeessssssssssssss

[Globalgunner]

Capooh the dirty shit SPUD trying to dive into the box for a pen. Cunt.

Meanwhile Bif is on for Theo. Nothing day for Theo. He was awful.

Should have kept Walcott on nonetheless. Ramsey is gash atm

[Master Splinter]

BIF!!!!!!!!

[Marc Overmars]

Giroud!!!!

[Penguin]

GIROUD

[A Gunner]

0 - 2 Giroud
2 assists Ozil

[Niall_Quinn]

BIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2-0

[adzzzbatch]

Ozil great cutback

[Marc Overmars]

Classic Bif goal from a cutback

[Munchies]

Ozil :bow:

GAROOD!!!

Sexy mofoo!!

[Penguin]

Should have kept Walcott on nonetheless. Ramsey is gash atm

Nah we need to rest up Theo for Bayern on Tuesday.

[Slacker]

Phew! Great goal

Wenger WTF. Why cant he take off Ramsy and keep Walcott on FFS.

Just what I thought. On form goalscorer off and off form average midfielder stays on.

[adzzzbatch]

tyler is gutted.

[Niall_Quinn]

We up the pace. Find some precision in the passing and play the ball FORWARD and we get a couple of goals. There's a lesson in this somewhere.

[adzzzbatch]

Alexis looks knackered

[Master Splinter]

Ozil was being a pussy in the first half but has stepped up in the second.

But Deeney MOTM. Watford so plucky. Bullying Arsenal. They're so unfortunate that their ref-assisted constant fouling and barging has been overcome with football.

[adzzzbatch]

YYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

Alexis looks knackered

He's the one who upped the tempo and along with Ozil grabbed the game. Would be smart to give him a rest now. But I guess Coquelin off, Arteta on will be the sub.

[Master Splinter]

RAMSEY!!!!!!

[A Gunner]

0 - 3 Ramsey finally

[Marc Overmars]

Ramsey!!!

Pubs it in of course

[Niall_Quinn]

RAMSEY!!!

Bit of a scuffer but it'll do fine.

[Globalgunner]

Ramsey pubs one in. Hopefully this might reawaken his dormant mojo

[adzzzbatch]

all that fouling and Watford aren't gonna get anything out of this game.

[Kano]

Watford :lol: what a pile of shit.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pundits are getting a bit pissed off on my stream now. 3 lucky goals against the plucky farmers.

[Master Splinter]

Ramsey will go mental now and score a shitload this season.

Also, Bellerin is truly awlsome. Fuck off Barca you slimy cunts.

Get Ox on and give them a good kicking.

[Maestro]

Thank fuck for us finally turning up, we were about to make a mess of this game

[adzzzbatch]

still the ref cheats :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

How many more fouls can the plucky underdogs manage in the last 15 mins? 100? 200?

[Niall_Quinn]

Silent Stan has turned up. Must be lost or something.

[adzzzbatch]

Silent Stan has turned up. Must be lost or something.

I bet he hasn't got a clue about what's going on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Capooh practising his diving stance.

[adzzzbatch]

Alexis :bow:

[A Gunner]

Alexis and Ozil off
Ox and Arteta on

[Penguin]

Silent Stan has turned up. Must be lost or something.

That's him earning his £3m bonus.

[Niall_Quinn]

Alexis off, Ox on.

Good sub.

But he couldn't resist bringing Arteta on. Ozil off.

[adzzzbatch]

Should've been a penalty there to us really :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

That's him earning his £3m bonus.

Perhaps it was his advice that swung the match?

[Globalgunner]

Silent Stan has turned up. Must be lost or something.

Probably waiting for his stack of pound notes to be stacked and bagged. takes some time to count 3m in tenners

[Xhaka Can’t]

Watford :lol: what a pile of shit.

They're as bad as ManUre.

[adzzzbatch]

good header from giroud

[Niall_Quinn]

Bellerin (fuck off Barca) still pushing on. Good performance from him today.

[Xhaka Can’t]

YYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!

I've noticed that you appear to be ahead of everyone else.

Maccy needs to up his game.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I bet he hasn't got a clue about what's going on.

We're edging them by a fieldgoal.

[adzzzbatch]

I've noticed that you appear to be ahead of everyone else.

Maccy needs to up his game.

I think I'm the only one watching on TV :lol:

[Xhaka Can’t]

I think I'm the only one watching on TV :lol:

I've always thought you were a posh bastard.

[Niall_Quinn]

Santi :haha: :clap:

[adzzzbatch]

I've always thought you were a posh bastard.

Spiffing old chap! I'm not going to be able to afford it when I finally get into my own house :(

[Xhaka Can’t]

Anyway, this makes a nice change from the dominating first halves followed by momentum sapping team talks at HT.

[Niall_Quinn]

+3 mins

[Xhaka Can’t]

Spiffing old chap! I'm not going to be able to afford it when I finally get into my own house :(

Look at you.

To much of a fancypants for a bedsit.

[adzzzbatch]

great drop goal from giroud

[AFC Leveller]

back to 2nd.

hopefully swansea and norwich win tomorrow to go above chewsea and take them back to 15th or so.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bif with the extra point! Stan would have liked that.

[Niall_Quinn]

FT 0-3

[adzzzbatch]

Look at you.

To much of a fancypants for a bedsit.

It's got a downstairs loo and everything.

[Marc Overmars]

Easy in the end.

[Power n Glory]

Took our foot off the gas but 3-0 and 3 points.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Easy in the end.

Adzzz's downstairs loo?

[Letters]

Look at you.

To much of a fancypants for a bedsit.

He lives up north, houses are only a tenner.

[Xhaka Can’t]

He lives up north, houses are only a tenner.

Only the posh one with inside loos.

[Niall_Quinn]

11 fouls by watford to our 12 :haha: :haha:

Jones :haha:

What a wanker.

[LDG]

Watford :lol: what a pile of shit.

:this:

[LDG]

He lives up north, houses are only a tenner.

That's what they want you to believe.

In reality......I think we all know that you know that it's not.

But you already know that.

[Letters]

I'm not sure who 'they' are but they're a damn sight cheaper than down here.
I just had a look, randomly, in Peterborough and £300k would get you a nice 4 bedroom detached place.
You wouldn't get anything much for that round here.