This Weekend's Fixtures & Swansea v Stoke (17/18/19 Oct).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Saturday, 17th October 2015
Tottenham v Liverpool, 12:45 http://i44.tinypic.com/5bpl5u.png
Chelsea v Aston Villa, 15:00
Crystal Palace v West Ham, 15:00
Everton v Man Utd, 15:00
Man City v Bournemouth, 15:00
Southampton v Leicester, 15:00
West Brom v Sunderland, 15:00
Watford v Arsenal, 17:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Sunday, 18th October 2015
Newcastle v Norwich, 16:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Monday, 19th October 2015
Swansea v Stoke, 20:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

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As it stands:

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I am not going to be on much tomorrow but made the thread anyway.

Me. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Footie is BACK!

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Spuds vs Liverkraut - draw I reckon 1-1
Chelsea vs Villa - first legitimate home win of the season for the narcissist 3-0
Palace vs Hammers - Another stalemate: A Desmond
Everton vs United - Everton to Nick it 1-0
Man City vs Bournemouth - Home win coming from behind 3-1
Saints vs Leicester - 2-1 home win
West Brom vs Sunderland - sedative football 0-0
Watford vs Arsenal - Watford don't concede many, Sanchez will be tired from international duties other side of globe...edgy 1-0 away win (Walcott)

Newcastle vs Norwich - First win for the wally 1-0

Swansea vs Stoke - Swansea can't seem to win games at the moment but will win this one 2-0

[Master Splinter]

Both Liverpool and the Spufs have important players missing. Liverpool attempting to outdo us with their two 'out-for-the-seasons' in 24 hours with Gomez and Ings.

If Liverpool weren't such a pathetic club, I'd be looking forward to seeing Klopp's changes. His biggest challenge will probably be getting a cohesive defence and central midfield, especially without Henderson. A lot of talented players who were sidelined by Rodgers will probably start to look really good now. Like Markovic. If he was still there.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Given time I don't think they will be a pathetic club, I think he's a perfect fit for them and I think within a season no one will want to go to Anfield.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

We're almost guaranteed to lose the first (few) games given the hype, so I'll be happy with a scrappy 1-0.

If we can actually field 11 fit players.

Howard Kendall has died, aged 69. :rose:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

This is like Xmas day for you chief very exciting, could be great could be hugely disappointing

As an Arsenal fan I will be honest in the long term I think it will be the former....will you win the title under Klopp within next five years?....not sure but at the very least I think you will see some very entertaining football trying to find out as well as a Manager who I think will go out of his way to get the fans onside.

If I supported Liverpool would be incredibly excited

Yeah sad about Howard Kendall, I used to work in pub in Stoke where the Landlord was a massive Toffees fan and Kendall was his God.

[Master Splinter]

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[Master Splinter]

Origi heads against the bar!

[Master Splinter]

N'Jie on for the injured Chadli.

[Master Splinter]

Mignolet with a superb save to deny N'Jie.

[Master Splinter]

Spurs denied by Mignolet and Sakho blocks.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Still some basic errors but Liverpool look far more defensively organised and committed under Klopp

Spurs had the best chances and look dangerous on the break.

[Master Splinter]

Liverpool's defence has been haphazard.

Spurs should be a few goals up.

That N'Jie guy hasn't completed a pass.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Liverpool's defence has been haphazard.

Spurs should be a few goals up.

That N'Jie guy hasn't completed a pass.

It's haphazard by any conventional standard, but compared to how bad it was under Brendan Rodgers

Made us look harder to breach that Margaret Thatchers pussy

[adzzzbatch]

Hope it stays 0-0.

[Niall_Quinn]

FT Spuds 0-0 Scousers. That was horrible.

[Niall_Quinn]

Certain pen waved away by Moss - Lukaku held with both hands and having his shirt pulled off him by Smalling. Ref decided to cheat though.

[Niall_Quinn]

Utd 1-0 poor defending. Rooney fouling in the build up but that's normal.

[Master Splinter]

Citeh 2-0 up, Sterling and Bony.

[Niall_Quinn]

Barkley fucks up everything he touches. Every move breaks down when he gets involved.

[Niall_Quinn]

Citeh 2-0 up, Sterling and Bony.

Meh x 2

[Niall_Quinn]

2-0 Utd more shit defending. Hernia with an unmarked header.

[Niall_Quinn]

Another pen appeal waved away by Moss. Funny how sometimes a slight touch is enough, other times you can knock somebody down with a car and it's "not enough" for the pen.

[Master Splinter]

Southampton 1-0 Leicester, Fonte.

Man City 2-1 Bournemouth, Muzza.

Crystal Palace 0-1 West Ham, JENKINSON!!!!!!!!!

Crystal Palace 1-1 West Ham, Kebab pel.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gypos 2-1 B'mouth

[Master Splinter]

Man City 3-1 Bournemouth, Sterling.

[Niall_Quinn]

De Gea pretending to be injured after Lukaku made him his bitch.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pathetic dive by shrek - not even Moss wants a part of that.

[Master Splinter]

Chelsea 1-0 Aston Villa, Diego Cunta.

Villa :doh:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Satan Rising

[Master Splinter]

Southampton 2-0 Leicester, Dick van Dijk.

[Niall_Quinn]

Soton 2-0 Leicester

[Niall_Quinn]

Looks like Leicester might not qualify for CL after all.

[Niall_Quinn]

Apart from Martial and Herrera, the quality here is unbelievably poor. Two worst players by a clear mile, Barkley and Rooney. I'm sure it's just a coincidence they are also the two most hyped.

[Niall_Quinn]

Jagielka :doh: Hopeless effort.

[Maestro]

Apart from Martial and Herrera, the quality here is unbelievably poor. Two worst players by a clear mile, Barkley and Rooney. I'm sure it's just a coincidence they are also the two most hyped.

..and they are also the two most English on the pitch, sorry correction "the two most scouse"

[Niall_Quinn]

Shrek :haha: 3 vs 2, all he needs to do is lay on a simple cross. Can't do it, way beyond his abilities.

HT 0-2 manure

Everton poor.

[Niall_Quinn]

HT chavs 1-0 Villa

Villa ruining it for everyone.

[Niall_Quinn]

4-1 gypos HT

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Apart from Martial and Herrera, the quality here is unbelievably poor. Two worst players by a clear mile, Barkley and Rooney. I'm sure it's just a coincidence they are also the two most hyped.

Probably not, if you're the next best thing either 13 years ago or two years ago it gives you impetus to put in less effort.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

But on the other hand one English player has got a hat trick against a championship side

[AFC Leveller]

I honestly don't know where the hypes comes from regarding Barkley. He scores the odd hood goal her and there but he is average and gives the ball away so much, moves break down as soon as the ball is near him. Also wants to.be the hero every time he has the ball, greedy scouse mug.

[Niall_Quinn]

Smalling persistently fouling Lukaku. Should already have been a pen against him and 2 cards. Still not booked.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lukaku misses a sitter :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Rojo should have been off for the deliberate elbow. Instead Moss gives him the FK.

[Niall_Quinn]

De Gea saving a very average Utd again

[Niall_Quinn]

Dirty chavs 2-0

[Niall_Quinn]

Filthy cunt rooney gifted a goal by Jagielka. Looked offside but that would never have been given anyway.

Now we have to put up with all the shit about how this fat useless cunt is back.

1st goal in 18 away games :haha: Useless shit.

MOTM I suppose.

3-0 to the turds

[Master Splinter]

Shrek makes it 0-3. :sick:

Answering his critics apparently by scoring his first away goal in nearly a year.

Neverton forever.

[adzzzbatch]

Awful results today then :(

[Niall_Quinn]

Shrek makes it 0-3. :sick:

Answering his critics apparently by scoring his first away goal in nearly a year.

Neverton forever.

Consider yourself answered! Now shut it and get on the bandwagon.

[Niall_Quinn]

Everton have been pretty shite, but Moss has influenced this result heavily.

[Master Splinter]

Dion Dublin:



"Wayne Rooney is the captain of England and Manchester United. He's used to the pressure. He's a player you can rely on, in the hot and the cold."


I'm sure all those United fans will agree he can be relied upon as they have racked up sensational 7th and 4th place finishes.

[Master Splinter]

Neverton trying to play Shrek into some form. Morans.

[Niall_Quinn]

Soton 2-1 Leicester - another comeback?

Meanwhile that slow fat lump shrek is clear in but runs out of steam on the way to goal. Pure garbage.

[Master Splinter]

Southampton 2-1 Leicester, Vardy.

[Niall_Quinn]

Moss is a fucking cheat. Pure and simple.

[Niall_Quinn]

Here comes loo brush to add a bit of slapstick.

[Niall_Quinn]

Moss has given them everything. Not hard to win when the ref is this helpful.

[Niall_Quinn]

FT 3-0 to Moss Utd

[Niall_Quinn]

Payet finishes off Palace

3-1 WHU

[Niall_Quinn]

Soton 2-2 Leicester

[Master Splinter]

Leicester :bow:.

Vardy golden boot winner?

[Niall_Quinn]

gypos 5-1 FT

WBA 1-0 Mackems FT

[Niall_Quinn]

Leicester :bow:.

Vardy golden boot winner?

They should sign Barkley and build a team around him

[Master Splinter]

Results:

Tottenham 0-0 Liverpool
Chelsea 2-0 Aston Villa
Crystal Palace 1-3 West Ham
Everton 0-3 Man Utd
Man City 5-1 Bournemouth
Southampton 2-2 Leicester
West Brom 1-0 Sunderland


Fat Sam :haha:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Both chav goals :doh:

First is a the GK playing it straight to the opposition.

Second is an outrageous slice off a defender's heel that loops in for OG

How many flukes are these fuckers going to get?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arsenal. :haha:

Still vulnerable defensively and let's sit on that for an easy out with us having conceded the least amount of goals (joint with the spuds) in the league.

[Globalgunner]

Magpies ahead. Wijnaldhum. Hope the magpies stay up. They make Everton look like overachievers.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 1-1 Norwich, Mbokani. :lol:

[Globalgunner]

Wijnaldum scores again. Nice cross from Sissoko

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-1 Barcodes, Wijnaldum again.

:wacko:

[Globalgunner]

Ayoze scores 3-1.
This could be a cracking game if it keeps up this pace. 2 teams as poor as each other

[Kano]

3-2

Keep it up, this is fun.

[Globalgunner]

REDMOND makes it 3-2.:blink:
Game of the season?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mental.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wijnaldum sends one sky high this time.

[Globalgunner]

Did Kevin Keegan suddenly sneak in again as Newcastle manager

45,000 miserable Geordies watching even though they are currently winning the game. Those seats will be brown and white by the end of the game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tettey off, Hoolahan on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 4-2 Norwich, Mitrovic!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 5-2 Norwich, Wijnaldum hat-trick!

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Redmond hits the post!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

6-2, Wijnaldum with his fourth.

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

And 6-2 FT. :haha:

Norwich should be ashamed of themselves.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 0-1 Stoke, Bojan pelanty.

[Globalgunner]

Bojan dives and wins a pen off Ashley Williams. Clever play, the commentator says...BS

Bojan takes it and scores! 0-1

[Master Splinter]

Come on Swansea you retards.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Horrible pass from Gomis.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Adam. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 0-1 Stoke, HT.

Boos ring out. :doh:

[Master Splinter]

The pass completion for that half must be around the 40% mark.

I think Montero has had his two and a half good games this season.

And maybe Ashley Williams isn't the best centre-back in Europe after all.

[Master Splinter]

Boos ring out. :doh:

Could be for the ref. He lost control of the game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Disallowed goal for Arnautovic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How hasn't Shelvey's shot gone in?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ki header, shite.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 0-1 Stoke, FT. :doh: