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Olivier's xmas twist
31-08-2011, 08:47 PM
I ask this every transfer window ... and I always forget the answer by the next transfer window - but how exactly does it work if you're signing (or selling) a player to or from a European country where they are 1 or 2 hours ahead of GMT?

Or is it a generic time all over this year?

You could have asked for a delay in time by Uefa/the Fa, to get all the papaer work in.

KESSLER
31-08-2011, 08:48 PM
Are we getting Yossi and Arteta or just one?

Olivier's xmas twist
31-08-2011, 08:49 PM
Are we getting Yossi and Arteta or just one?

Both yossi on loan and Mikel on a perminant deal

McNamara That Ghost...
31-08-2011, 08:49 PM
You just need to change the R to a Y. :good:

Yossi? :lol: Like we'd sign him.

AKBapologist
31-08-2011, 08:49 PM
http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/per-mertesacker-set-to-join-arsenal

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 08:49 PM
Are we getting Yossi and Arteta or just one?


2143: By the way, the resurrection of Mikel Arteta's move to Arsenal does not mean the Gunners will forget about Yossi Benayoun. BBC Sport's David Ornstein says Arsene Wenger is still looking to wrap up a deal for the Chelsea midfielder tonight.

..

Coney
31-08-2011, 08:49 PM
Are we getting Yossi and Arteta or just one?

Looks like both are on, Yossi on a year loan, Arteta on a full transfer.

KESSLER
31-08-2011, 08:50 PM
Both yossi on loan and Mikel on a perminant deal

:good: Hope they don't fuck it up now

GunnerFan4Life
31-08-2011, 08:50 PM
YoungGunsBlog Jamie Sanderson
Per Mertesacker has taken Cesc Fabregas' number four shirt at Arsenal. Deal fully complete.


This was kinda painful to read :unsure:

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 08:50 PM
http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/per-mertesacker-set-to-join-arsenal

Best number 4 we've had since Vieira

bagwan
31-08-2011, 08:50 PM
Frimpong is jokes.

Benayoun is fucking butters. and shit.

cheesy bites
31-08-2011, 08:51 PM
The Pear is ours.

McNamara That Ghost...
31-08-2011, 08:51 PM
YoungGunsBlog Jamie Sanderson
Per Mertesacker has taken Cesc Fabregas' number four shirt at Arsenal. Deal fully complete.


This was kinda painful to read :unsure:

Especially given we haven't sold Cesc.

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 08:51 PM
Breaking news on SSN

Arsenal sign Mertesacker

I thought this was done ages ago?

Olivier's xmas twist
31-08-2011, 08:52 PM
rippy4 on Twitter: "Arteta is a top signing for Arsenal! Can't help feeling Wenger has got him for a snip at £10m" Arsenal supporter woof67 on the Mikel Arteta deal on Twitter: (http://twitter.com/woof67) "I'm an Arsenal fan. I am thrilled with this! 2 hours ago it seemed we had no chance. I love how quick things can change!"
Everton fan peterwdj on Twitter: (http://twitter.com/peterwdj) "Time for Ross Barkley to step up."
Everton fan rrengland3 on Twitter: (http://twitter.com/rrengland3) "I'm not too concerned about Arteta. We have Rodwell, Coleman and Barkley coming through and he's our highest earner."
Chief football writer Phil McNulty (http://twitter.com/philmcnulty) on Twitter: "The fee for Mikel Arteta's move to Arsenal will be £10m. Everton resigned to him leaving."
2145: Everton fans: how are you feeling about Mikel Arteta right now. Arsenal fans: same question. Let me know. I'm Chris Bevan, (http://twitter.com/chrisbevan_bbc) and you can tweet me at @chrisbevan_bbc (http://twitter.com/chrisbevan_bbc) (using the hashtag #BBCFootball (http://twitter.com/#!/search/%23bbcfootball) please). Or feel free to text me via 81111 (UK) instead.
2143: By the way, the resurrection of Mikel Arteta's move to Arsenal does not mean the Gunners will forget about Yossi Benayoun. BBC Sport's David Ornstein (http://twitter.com/bbcsport_david) says Arsene Wenger is still looking to wrap up a deal for the Chelsea midfielder tonight.
Chief football writer Phil McNulty (http://twitter.com/philmcnulty) on Twitter: "Arteta is bitter blow for Everton. Thought they had seen off Arsenal two hours ago only for Arteta himself to force the issue."
2137: Mikel Arteta also told me (a fortnight ago): "I am happy here, I always have been. I want to aim to win trophies, play in the Champions League and keep doing better and better." I guess moving to Arsenal takes care of the Champions League part of those ambitions, doesn't it?

lol

Kano
31-08-2011, 08:52 PM
YoungGunsBlog Jamie Sanderson
Per Mertesacker has taken Cesc Fabregas' number four shirt at Arsenal. Deal fully complete.


This was kinda painful to read :unsure:
better that than 'taking on' the previous players history, ala walcott/henry

bagwan
31-08-2011, 08:52 PM
why did he not give it to Wilshere tbh, players wearing 4 should be tekkers.

Gubby Allen
31-08-2011, 08:53 PM
Also dont count out getting Sol in again. Hes a free agent so we can get him after 11pm as well

Apparently Sol cannot transfer at the moment as he got injured ... you guessed it, training with Arsenal this week.

Coney
31-08-2011, 08:53 PM
Breaking news on SSN

Arsenal sign Mertesacker

I thought this was done ages ago?

It was - maybe it was just that the official documents just arrived with the FA.

AKBapologist
31-08-2011, 08:54 PM
@Johncrossmirror: Hearing Yossi done - now to complete Arteta... #afc

Kano
31-08-2011, 08:54 PM
at least we've killed off one our rivals for 6th if we get arteta

McNamara That Ghost...
31-08-2011, 08:54 PM
Breaking news on SSN

Arsenal sign Mertesacker

I thought this was done ages ago?

Couldn't find a camera to fit the guy in the frame.

Marc Overmars
31-08-2011, 08:55 PM
@EmmanuelF4 You Been Frimponged
@JackWilshere loool I'm gnu two foot ur big head tomorrow say no more u ask mr leiva :) cya tomorrow love u xx


Frimp. :bow:

Lucas. :pal:

cheesy bites
31-08-2011, 08:55 PM
at least we've killed off one our rivals for 6th if we get arteta

Everton probably have more midfield depth than we do.

Marc Overmars
31-08-2011, 08:56 PM
Part of me still think we could have snagged Fellaini for a good price. Everton suck.

GP
31-08-2011, 08:56 PM
@Johncrossmirror: Hearing Yossi done - now to complete Arteta... #afc

John Cross :haha:

The only way he'd know is if someone handed him a team sheet with his name on it.

Gubby Allen
31-08-2011, 08:56 PM
Bellamy off to Liverpool. His kids must have been to more schools than measels.

cheesy bites
31-08-2011, 08:57 PM
I feel so childishly excited that an Arsenal signing is the big last minute deal, for once.

Olivier's xmas twist
31-08-2011, 08:57 PM
Its good Bendters gone on loan, think it could be good for him, hopefully he does well there and improves. Selling would have been a bad idea

Olivier's xmas twist
31-08-2011, 08:58 PM
Part of me still think we could have snagged Fellaini for a good price. Everton suck.

still can

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 08:58 PM
Part of me still think we could have snagged Fellaini for a good price. Everton suck.

We still have £50m+ left over i think.

Offer £45m for Fellaini, Baines and Jagielka

KESSLER
31-08-2011, 08:58 PM
Might as well get Jags while we're at it

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 08:59 PM
Biggest hour of Wengers reign coming up

Niall_Quinn
31-08-2011, 08:59 PM
Offer £50mill + Chamakh for nobody.

Coney
31-08-2011, 09:00 PM
Good job no-one was dissing Wenger for not getting Arteta,

cheesy bites
31-08-2011, 09:00 PM
I'm still frightened that someone on SSN will mention the words "Robin Van Persie..."

The Realist
31-08-2011, 09:00 PM
I presume this Arteta deal is pretty much done, otherwise Wilshere will be in trouble for that tweet if it doesn't go through

GunnerFan4Life
31-08-2011, 09:01 PM
JackWilshere Jack Wilshere
The funniest #DeadLineDay joke I got today was #Kaka to spurs haha #beserious


:bow:

Coney
31-08-2011, 09:01 PM
We still have £50m+ left over i think.


A nice kitty for the January window. :)

McNamara That Ghost...
31-08-2011, 09:01 PM
That Spuds kid just got poked in the eye.

:haha:

Ironing
31-08-2011, 09:01 PM
I just flew off the handle at someone in real life

I don't think I'm going to last the next hour...

KESSLER
31-08-2011, 09:02 PM
JackWilshere Jack Wilshere
The funniest #DeadLineDay joke I got today was #Kaka to spurs haha #beserious


:bow:

:haha:

Coney
31-08-2011, 09:02 PM
From the BBC feed....


Alan Pardew must be tearing his hair out. Lost out on Ruiz and no incomings now expected

:pal:

McNamara That Ghost...
31-08-2011, 09:02 PM
I'm still frightened that someone on SSN will mention the words "Robin Van Persie..."

...welcomes Giuseppe Rossi to the Emirates." :good:

Gubby Allen
31-08-2011, 09:02 PM
I'm still frightened that someone on SSN will mention the words "Robin Van Persie..."

If it is an announcement that "Arsenal striker Robin Van Persie has urged children in Stoke to get to fucking bed, you irritating little shits" then I'd put up with that.

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 09:03 PM
SSN guy at melwood probably getting his wallet pickpocketed

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 09:03 PM
Cygan Juniour on SSN :bow:

Ironing
31-08-2011, 09:04 PM
I presume this Arteta deal is pretty much done, otherwise Wilshere will be in trouble for that tweet if it doesn't go through

I'm telling you deals are in place with broadcasters/media to prolong this shit for the sake of entertainment

You can bet the ad space during the breaks on SSN is premium right now

Gubby Allen
31-08-2011, 09:04 PM
A nice kitty for the January window. :)

To be topped up to 100 million with the money received for Jack & RVP.

McNamara That Ghost...
31-08-2011, 09:04 PM
Is the guy on the right doing the Eboue head-nod?

Coney
31-08-2011, 09:04 PM
I'm still frightened that someone on SSN will mention the words "Robin Van Persie..."

... is pleased we have got a German in the team so we now have someone who can take pelanties.

GunnerFan4Life
31-08-2011, 09:05 PM
YoungGunsBlog Jamie Sanderson
Yossi Benayoun's representatives telling BBC and @JohnCrossMirror his loan move to Arsenal has been agreed.

Edinburgh Gooner
31-08-2011, 09:06 PM
how much did they pay the fans on ssn??

GP
31-08-2011, 09:06 PM
how much did they pay the fans on ssn??

That's Frimpong on the right...

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 09:06 PM
Scousers :doh:

Coney
31-08-2011, 09:07 PM
Source close to Benayoun says deal agreed with Arsenal, club not confirming yet but seems imminent as @johncrossmirror says

.

Gubby Allen
31-08-2011, 09:07 PM
Fat Sam & 'arry can at least thank for transfer window for keeping those teenagers away from bricking Debenhams & John Lewis for flatscreen TVs for one night.

cheesy bites
31-08-2011, 09:07 PM
"I'm not even an Arsenal fan you know"

Quality from the ginger.

McNamara That Ghost...
31-08-2011, 09:07 PM
Stoke. :haha:

cheesy bites
31-08-2011, 09:08 PM
I've got to say, Stoke really are improving a lot year on year. As much a bunch of ****s as they are, they're getting better.

Ironing
31-08-2011, 09:08 PM
haha at the kids

The Verminator
31-08-2011, 09:09 PM
I feel so childishly excited that an Arsenal signing is the big last minute deal, for once.

For once? Arshavin was perhaps the biggest deadline deal ever.

The Realist
31-08-2011, 09:09 PM
If we land Arteta we will have made the best out of a bad window.

Gubby Allen
31-08-2011, 09:10 PM
I'm happy to do some of the Squillaci paperwork before I go to bed, if anybody wants him?

cheesy bites
31-08-2011, 09:10 PM
For once? Arshavin was perhaps the biggest deadline deal ever.

Ah yes, I forgot that one. I was fucking ecstatic when that went through.

GunnerFan4Life
31-08-2011, 09:11 PM
If we land Arteta we will have made the best out of a bad window.

I'll be happy with whats happened. AW and the board could of done better. Just hope we have a plan for the jan window.

McNamara That Ghost...
31-08-2011, 09:11 PM
http://www.toffeetalk.com/index.php/topic/23168-deadline-day-thread/page__st__200

The size of the the thread says it all, poor gits.

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 09:11 PM
For once? Arshavin was perhaps the biggest deadline deal ever.

I missed all that for Arshavin :(

selassie
31-08-2011, 09:11 PM
Arteta back on, apparently he's handed in his request at Everton. So it looks like we've traded Cesc & Nasri for Arteta & Yossi, oh dear...

AKBapologist
31-08-2011, 09:12 PM
@DuncanCastles: Seems Everton did not accept Arsenal's £10m offer, even though #AFC doubled it from Tuesday. Personal terms were fine with Arteta...

GunnerFan4Life
31-08-2011, 09:13 PM
jack wilshire tweets - ARTETA back on! Come on you Gooners! - knob

- Everton post :lol:

The Realist
31-08-2011, 09:14 PM
40m for modric rejected...are they stupid

AKBapologist
31-08-2011, 09:14 PM
Arteta may be off.... :unsure:

Gubby Allen
31-08-2011, 09:14 PM
I've got to say, Stoke really are improving a lot year on year. As much a bunch of ****s as they are, they're getting better.
:good: They're definitely getting better at being cunts.

GunnerFan4Life
31-08-2011, 09:14 PM
They sound upset losing Arteta. Hopefully its a big gain for us...

Niall_Quinn
31-08-2011, 09:15 PM
Neither Arteta or Yossi done yet. We'll know the deals are solid when the stretchers and bandages come out.

Maestro
31-08-2011, 09:16 PM
:pal: @ us ...if you put it that way then. Best of a very bad situation me thinks, but things could have and should have been handled much better by the manager and the club as a whole. As usual we, the fans, now have to assume the position and get fucked again.



Arteta back on, apparently he's handed in his request at Everton. So it looks like we've traded Cesc & Nasri for Arteta & Yossi, oh dear...

Gubby Allen
31-08-2011, 09:16 PM
I thought Yakubu had retired. How ****ing old is he now?

Arsenal Fan
31-08-2011, 09:16 PM
i mean yossi and arteta as replacements for cesc and nasri is disgusting, however, im pleased by the fact that they are premiership players. too often have promising players from leagues abroad have not been able to cut it in england,

McNamara That Ghost...
31-08-2011, 09:18 PM
I thought Yakubu had retired. How ****ing old is he now?

28. :lol:

AKBapologist
31-08-2011, 09:19 PM
@DanCompton: Predicted Moyes unlikely to be the setimental type and let Arteta go...Desperate if we don't get him now
@DuncanCastles: ...Moyes doesn't want to sell playmaker this late + Wenger would not go higher. Arteta angry he missed out again after #MCFC offer last year

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 09:19 PM
Benayoun is only on a loan if it happens so he wont play v Chelsea.

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 09:20 PM
Liverpool midfielder Charlie Adam on Twitter: "Bellemy could be a big signing for LFC."

*Note to Charlie Adam. Learn how to spell Craig Bellamy's name, preferably before you arrange a game of golf with him.


Adam :lol:

Coney
31-08-2011, 09:20 PM
@DanCompton: Predicted Moyes unlikely to be the setimental type and let Arteta go...Desperate if we don't get him now
@DuncanCastles: ...Moyes doesn't want to sell playmaker this late + Wenger would not go higher. Arteta angry he missed out again after #MCFC offer last year

I think that was posted a few hours ago - the thing has resurrected since then.

Joker
31-08-2011, 09:21 PM
LOL so we may not be getting Arteta anyway.

Coney
31-08-2011, 09:22 PM
LOL so we may not be getting Arteta anyway.

Glad you find it funny.

Gubby Allen
31-08-2011, 09:22 PM
All Newcastle's deals have fallen through

Pardew :pal:

AKBapologist
31-08-2011, 09:23 PM
I think that was posted a few hours ago - the thing has resurrected since then.
No, this is new news.

Coney
31-08-2011, 09:23 PM
All Newcastle's deals have fallen through

Pardew :pal:

Couldn't have happened to a nicer cunt guy.

cheesy bites
31-08-2011, 09:24 PM
Arteta is signing, relax.

Joker
31-08-2011, 09:25 PM
Glad you find it funny.

Black comedy tbh

AKBapologist
31-08-2011, 09:25 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Chelsea channel announce that Chelsea have agreed to send Benayoun to Arsenal on loan #CFC #AFC

Coney
31-08-2011, 09:25 PM
No, this is new news.

Where is the info from?

Gubby Allen
31-08-2011, 09:25 PM
LOL so we may not be getting Arteta anyway.

Any good free agents going free? Hargreaves has gone, heard Kerrea Gilbert still hasn't got a club.

It's all building up for the unveiling of Shefki Kuqi next month.:censored:

Coney
31-08-2011, 09:25 PM
Black comedy tbh

Racist

Ironing
31-08-2011, 09:26 PM
Ultimately, Arteta / Benayoun are not worth all this bollocks

We should be aiming higher

fact

GunnerFan4Life
31-08-2011, 09:26 PM
This night is killing me.

AKBapologist
31-08-2011, 09:27 PM
Ultimately, Arteta / Benayoun are not worth all this bollocks

We should be aiming higher

fact
This

Keith
31-08-2011, 09:27 PM
quick to Sneijders twitter

McNamara That Ghost...
31-08-2011, 09:28 PM
Ultimately, Arteta / Benayoun are not worth all this bollocks

We should be aiming higher

fact

We should be but it was left far too late for those 'higher' kind of signings.

GunnerFan4Life
31-08-2011, 09:28 PM
Getting Arteta and Yossi feels like when we signed Gallas and Baptista :unsure: were they deadline day deals?

Maestro
31-08-2011, 09:29 PM
Yossi Fuckin' Benayoun

...is now my favourite phrase in this whole thread, sums it all up really

Gubby Allen
31-08-2011, 09:30 PM
quick to Sneijders twitter

Just heard Sky dangle that carrot before the ad break.

It'll be bollocks. Probably nothing to even do with football.

I bet he's watching the darts and tweeted about Van Barneveld missing a double 16.

Marc Overmars
31-08-2011, 09:30 PM
Getting Arteta and Yossi feels like when we signed Gallas and Baptista :unsure: were they deadline day deals?

Yes.

They both turned out great. :coffee:

AKBapologist
31-08-2011, 09:30 PM
@PaulEaton_LFC: Raul Meireles has submitted a written transfer request
:unsure:

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 09:31 PM
Benayoun has joined

Gubby Allen
31-08-2011, 09:31 PM
Benayoun has signed - confirmed.

Letters
31-08-2011, 09:31 PM
@PaulEaton_LFC: Raul Meireles has submitted a written transfer request
:unsure:

A footballer who can write? That must be bullshit.

Maestro
31-08-2011, 09:31 PM
Yossi signed

Gubby Allen
31-08-2011, 09:32 PM
Meireles submits a transfer request at 22:31 on deadline day.

Does he live in a cave?

Marc Overmars
31-08-2011, 09:32 PM
Ugly fuck has joined.

cheesy bites
31-08-2011, 09:32 PM
Meireles submits transfer request with 30 minutes to go :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
31-08-2011, 09:32 PM
Meireles to Chelsea then probably?

AKBapologist
31-08-2011, 09:33 PM
A footballer who can write? That must be bullshit.
SSN confirms

Letters :pal:

Twitter :bow:

cheesy bites
31-08-2011, 09:33 PM
Wouldn't mind Meireles here tbh.

The Verminator
31-08-2011, 09:34 PM
What's this about Mertesacker's transfer not going through because of an error in the paperwork??

McNamara That Ghost...
31-08-2011, 09:34 PM
A footballer who can write? That must be bullshit.

And right on cue, here's SWP.

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 09:34 PM
What's this about Mertesacker's transfer not going through because of an error in the paperwork??

Its done

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 09:35 PM
SWP seems really enthusiastic to joining QPR..

cheesy bites
31-08-2011, 09:35 PM
What's this about Mertesacker's transfer not going through because of an error in the paperwork??

Absolute bollocks, check Arsenal.com

AKBapologist
31-08-2011, 09:35 PM
What's this about Mertesacker's transfer not going through because of an error in the paperwork??
Bullshit? (http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/per-mertesacker-set-to-join-arsenal)

Keith
31-08-2011, 09:35 PM
Does SWP appear to be not that interested or is he always like that?

Marc Overmars
31-08-2011, 09:36 PM
Has Bendtner fucked off yet?

Gubby Allen
31-08-2011, 09:36 PM
What's this about Mertesacker's transfer not going through because of an error in the paperwork??

He got injured with a paper cut. "Two to three weeks" apparently.

cheesy bites
31-08-2011, 09:37 PM
Scott Dann for £6-£8 million for Blackburn. Bargain buy. Pairing him with Samba should help their relegation worries.

McNamara That Ghost...
31-08-2011, 09:37 PM
Yossi Benayoun on Twitter: "I sign with arsenal, very happy and excited about it, but now my head is only in the game against Greece on Friday, thanks for the support."

Rossi.

:bow:

The Verminator
31-08-2011, 09:37 PM
Absolute bollocks, check Arsenal.com


Bullshit? (http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/per-mertesacker-set-to-join-arsenal)

Sorry, I'm the biggest WUM outside of the Sky Sports studio on deadline day! :p

Asthmatic Kitty
31-08-2011, 09:38 PM
hope we can seal the arteta deal in time :pray:

Gubby Allen
31-08-2011, 09:38 PM
And right on cue, here's SWP.

Painful interview, the poor bastard hadn't been given any phrases to slip into the interview by his agent.

McNamara That Ghost...
31-08-2011, 09:38 PM
Bryan Ruiz has joined Fulham. Very good signing for them.

Gubby Allen
31-08-2011, 09:39 PM
Scott Dann for £6-£8 million for Blackburn. Bargain buy. Pairing him with Samba should help their relegation worries.

Too late for a swap with Squillaci & Djorrou?

cheesy bites
31-08-2011, 09:40 PM
Besides Man Shitty, there's been a lot of clever buys this summer for all clubs (minus Traore to QPR). Should be an interesting season.

WengerISaLizard
31-08-2011, 09:40 PM
Raul Meireles

WTF, that said wouldn't mind him here

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 09:40 PM
Has Bryan Swanson been standing there all day?

cheesy bites
31-08-2011, 09:41 PM
Has Bryan Swanson been standing there all day?

His job is to tallk about football and stare at Georgie Thompson and Natalie Sawyer all day. He get's paid for doing that.

McNamara That Ghost...
31-08-2011, 09:41 PM
Has Bryan Swanson been standing there all day?

Probably. He's a bot though so it shouldn't matter.

Olivier's xmas twist
31-08-2011, 09:42 PM
No, this is new news.

No its not, its not been on bbc or ssn websites or the radio have not said it.

McNamara That Ghost...
31-08-2011, 09:42 PM
Painful interview, the poor bastard hadn't been given any phrases to slip into the interview by his agent.

Or his dad.

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 09:42 PM
2225: THE INSIDER


http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/55045000/jpg/_55045186_insider.jpg



Bolton captain Kevin Davies tells BBC Sport's Alistair Magowan (http://twitter.com/alistairmagowan) what he has been up to on transfer deadline day: "It's good to get away from the deadline day madness, we've been given some time off so I'm on holiday with my family in Spain. The rumours make me laugh, I heard one on the radio earlier that I was spotted at Arsenal!"

Syn would have loved that

Maestro
31-08-2011, 09:42 PM
Meireles submits a transfer request at 22:31 on deadline day.

Does he live in a cave?


This! :haha:

He's one hell of a confused fucker, but then again i think Arteta did the same late this afternoon

Gubby Allen
31-08-2011, 09:42 PM
Has Bryan Swanson been standing there all day?

Yes. There's a beaker on the floor for him to piss into, so he doesn't have to leave his screen.

Marc Overmars
31-08-2011, 09:42 PM
Arteta going to the wire it seems.

AKBapologist
31-08-2011, 09:43 PM
Moyes-"Mikel informed me he wanted to join arsenal. I'm disappointed to lose him but CL football is not something I can offer him"

Ralpheroo72
31-08-2011, 09:44 PM
Any word on the bog transfers that Grimandi was on about? Benayoun is not what I had in mind.

Gubby Allen
31-08-2011, 09:44 PM
Wonder if there's a player so thick, he'll hand in a transfer request in the morning.

Marc Overmars
31-08-2011, 09:45 PM
Does anyone think we can finish in the top 4 with this turnover of players in such a short space of time?

McNamara That Ghost...
31-08-2011, 09:45 PM
The one time I want our supporters to be quiet...

PGFC
31-08-2011, 09:45 PM
Arteta? really? the great last minute rush to throw his towel on one of our treatment tables? brilliant

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 09:45 PM
Gooners :bow:

Gubby Allen
31-08-2011, 09:46 PM
Arteta going to the wire it seems.

That yank program on BBC2?

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 09:46 PM
Does anyone think we can finish in the top 4 with this turnover of players in such a short space of time?

No

cheesy bites
31-08-2011, 09:46 PM
Our fans there are right mugs haha

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 09:46 PM
That yank program on BBC2?

Brilliant series tbh

Ironing
31-08-2011, 09:46 PM
The kids don't know the songs

Emirates filled with tourists instead of locals

The Modern Game™

AKBapologist
31-08-2011, 09:47 PM
Does anyone think we can finish in the top 4 with this turnover of players in such a short space of time?
If the players we signed were earlier, or if we were now signing really amazing players maybe... Now, not so much, have to rely on one of the other clubs to really fuck up.

Gubby Allen
31-08-2011, 09:47 PM
Any word on the bog transfers that Grimandi was on about? Benayoun is not what I had in mind.

Definitely a bog transfer, that one. Don't know what you're on about.

McNamara That Ghost...
31-08-2011, 09:47 PM
Arteta? really? the great last minute rush to throw his towel on one of our treatment tables? brilliant

Mertesacker beat him to it.

:getcoat:

AKBapologist
31-08-2011, 09:47 PM
Does anyone think we can finish in the top 4 with this turnover of players in such a short space of time?
If the players we signed were earlier, or if we were now signing really amazing players maybe... Now, not so much, have to rely on one of the other clubs to really fuck up.

PGFC
31-08-2011, 09:47 PM
Does anyone think we can finish in the bottom 4 with this turnover of players in such a short space of time?

yes.

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 09:49 PM
Diego joins Atletico

CK :pal:

Marc Overmars
31-08-2011, 09:49 PM
If the players we signed were earlier, or if we were now signing really amazing players maybe... Now, not so much, have to rely on one of the other clubs to really fuck up.

Yeah, I don't think there's much chance. Unless 1 or 2 of these new guys turn out to be a revelation.

Maestro
31-08-2011, 09:49 PM
Good point cause that is always a worry. Per, Santos and Poss Arteta are coming in to start so the team gelling is all important.

I think we have less talent on the pitch but hopefully we can adapt our game to the players we now have, it is paramount to get our rythm and some semblance of good form and consistency back.


Does anyone think we can finish in the top 4 with this turnover of players in such a short space of time?

cheesy bites
31-08-2011, 09:50 PM
Diego joins Atletico

CK :pal:

...you mean Inter

Maestro
31-08-2011, 09:51 PM
10 MINS TO GO

Arteta on the brink

Marc Overmars
31-08-2011, 09:51 PM
Will the Swansea game feature the highest number of debutants we've ever had?

Santos, Merts and Arteta would all start you think.

Park and Yossi probably off the bench.

GunnerFan4Life
31-08-2011, 09:51 PM
cesc4official Cesc Fàbregas Soler
I dnt undrstand fans telling me we need a replacement after my departure when weve 1 of the best 3 young players in the world @JackWilshere

McNamara That Ghost...
31-08-2011, 09:52 PM
Will the Swansea game feature the highest number of debutants we've ever had?

Santos, Merts and Arteta would all start you think.

Park and Yossi probably off the bench.

Gervinho's home league debut too. :ninja:

Coney
31-08-2011, 09:52 PM
Good point cause that is always a worry. Per, Santos and Poss Arteta are coming in to start so the team gelling is all important.

I think we have less talent on the pitch but hopefully we can adapt our game to the players we now have, it is paramount to get our rythm and some semblance of good form and consistency back.

I think we've been short of backbone rather than talent.

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 09:52 PM
Does anyone think we can finish in the top 4 with this turnover of players in such a short space of time?

All depends on if the players we have got play better than what they have the last couple of years for their clubs

Aaron Wilshere
31-08-2011, 09:53 PM
Cesc should fuck off - mind his own business.

AKBapologist
31-08-2011, 09:53 PM
It is 0 days, 0 hours, 7 minutes, 12 seconds
until Thursday, 1 September 2011 (GMT)

cheesy bites
31-08-2011, 09:53 PM
cesc4official Cesc Fàbregas Soler
I dnt undrstand fans telling me we need a replacement after my departure when weve 1 of the best 3 young players in the world @JackWilshere

Captain, oh captain...:crying:

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 09:53 PM
Gervinho's home league debut too. :ninja:

Hes still suspended

Alias
31-08-2011, 09:54 PM
We're blates gonna run out of time. because having a whole summer to sign a midfielder was clearly not enough time.

Letters
31-08-2011, 09:54 PM
It is 0 days, 0 hours, 7 minutes, 12 seconds
until Thursday, 1 September 2011

No it isn't.

Coney
31-08-2011, 09:54 PM
It is 0 days, 0 hours, 7 minutes, 12 seconds
until Thursday, 1 September 2011

Nope - until 23:00 on 31st August

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 09:54 PM
It is 0 days, 0 hours, 7 minutes, 12 seconds
until Thursday, 1 September 2011

No its not

Marc Overmars
31-08-2011, 09:54 PM
cesc4official Cesc Fàbregas Soler
I dnt undrstand fans telling me we need a replacement after my departure when weve 1 of the best 3 young players in the world @JackWilshere

He should stop referring to us as 'We'.

Cunt!

AKBapologist
31-08-2011, 09:54 PM
GMT you fags :P

McNamara That Ghost...
31-08-2011, 09:55 PM
Hes still suspended

Ah yeah. Well that will arrive eventually.

Ironing
31-08-2011, 09:55 PM
It is 0 days, 0 hours, 7 minutes, 12 seconds
until Thursday, 1 September 2011 (GMT)

Telling the time FAIL

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 09:55 PM
...you mean InterNo, Atletico

Marc Overmars
31-08-2011, 09:56 PM
5 minutes left

The waiting period is finally over and now we can sign players

Ironing
31-08-2011, 09:56 PM
GMT you fags :P

GMT is an hour behind us you nonce

cheesy bites
31-08-2011, 09:56 PM
No, Atletico

I thought you meant Diego Forlan :shrug:

Maestro
31-08-2011, 09:56 PM
:doh:


Nope - until 23:00 on 31st August

lol

Coney
31-08-2011, 09:56 PM
GMT you fags :P

Nope - GMT is one hour behind, not ahead.

McNamara That Ghost...
31-08-2011, 09:56 PM
The transfer deadline closes at 11 GMT for clubs in England and Scotland but I think for other countries in Europe it is for another hour, so could Meireles leave for elsewhere in Europe?

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 09:57 PM
Ah yeah. Well that will arrive eventually.

Bit disappointed as im going to the game and wanted to have a close look.

Il settle for Per, Santos, Yoss and Arteta(?)

Coney
31-08-2011, 09:57 PM
GMT you fags :P

Nope - GMT is one hour behind, not ahead.

AKBapologist
31-08-2011, 09:58 PM
Nope - GMT is one hour behind, not ahead.
Well it must be CEST.

Letters
31-08-2011, 09:58 PM
:popcorn:

Asthmatic Kitty
31-08-2011, 09:58 PM
sounds promising on arteta! :)

Letters
31-08-2011, 09:58 PM
This is like the end of Brewster's Millions. Arteta paperwork being prepared?

Maestro
31-08-2011, 09:58 PM
out for a toke, back in 10 mins ..Arteta deal better be done, paperwork being prepared

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 09:58 PM
Paperwork is being readied for Arteta

Coney
31-08-2011, 09:58 PM
The transfer deadline closes at 11 GMT for clubs in England and Scotland but I think for other countries in Europe it is for another hour, so could Meireles leave for elsewhere in Europe?

Can't be - if that was the case, the deadline would be midnight BST.

Ironing
31-08-2011, 09:58 PM
WHAT FUCKING TIME IS IT

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*In geordie accent* Benayoun man!

...

I've officially lost it

I think the forum's about to crash too

cheesy bites
31-08-2011, 09:59 PM
Bring it home!

Keith
31-08-2011, 09:59 PM
Paperwork...type bitch!

Coney
31-08-2011, 09:59 PM
Well it must be CEST.

No - he's gone to Barca

AKBapologist
31-08-2011, 09:59 PM
20 seconds - lol.

Letters
31-08-2011, 09:59 PM
Crouch to Stoke? :haha:

Olivier's xmas twist
31-08-2011, 10:00 PM
has bellamny gone on loan or permant deal

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 10:00 PM
This is like the end of Brewster's Millions. Arteta paperwork being prepared?

Great film

Coney
31-08-2011, 10:00 PM
Well it must be CEST.

No - but it could be CET.

cheesy bites
31-08-2011, 10:00 PM
Announce it you cunt.

Ralpheroo72
31-08-2011, 10:01 PM
Benayoun on loan? Wouldnt mind finding out what the board have done with the other 50M quid we have made from transfers?

Marc Overmars
31-08-2011, 10:01 PM
IIRC, Arteta is Wenger's first significant (cash) signing from the Prem since Franny Jeffers and only the 4th player we've signed from this league in 10 years!

Ironing
31-08-2011, 10:01 PM
sky sports clock out by 20 seconds

bloody shambles

McNamara That Ghost...
31-08-2011, 10:01 PM
The Arteta 'signing' blows Dowie's mind.

:sick:

Keith
31-08-2011, 10:01 PM
has bellamny gone on loan or permant deal

Free

cheesy bites
31-08-2011, 10:02 PM
Holy fuck that fireworks bit on SSN was cringeworthy

Letters
31-08-2011, 10:02 PM
Gooners being dicks again :doh:

Coney
31-08-2011, 10:02 PM
Announce it you cunt.

Well, OK then, but you could be more polite.

I announce the close of the window.

OK?

Keith
31-08-2011, 10:03 PM
This is all bullshit anyway, Telegraph said earlier it's all done by Fifa software now.

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 10:03 PM
Shit transfer window

/thread

McNamara That Ghost...
31-08-2011, 10:03 PM
Jenas and Hutton to Villa.

cheesy bites
31-08-2011, 10:03 PM
Well, OK then, but you could be more polite.

I announce the close of the window.

OK?

Phew, closure.

Gubby Allen
31-08-2011, 10:04 PM
Bad news for Villa fans. The Jermaine Jenas transfer went though in time.

Keith
31-08-2011, 10:04 PM
Disgrace, Arsenal.com down again

Coney
31-08-2011, 10:05 PM
Disgrace, Arsenal.com down again

Couldn't pay the bill - needed the money for Arteta

GunnerFan4Life
31-08-2011, 10:06 PM
GoonerTalk Chris Wheatley
Paperwork has been sent in for Arteta. From what I've been told, he is our fifth signing of the day.

Coney
31-08-2011, 10:06 PM
Disgrace, Arsenal.com down again

Up for me, with Benny on the home page.

Niall_Quinn
31-08-2011, 10:07 PM
Disgrace, Arsenal.com down again

Always happens when someone faxes the club - could be good(ish) news, could be Arteta fax. As soon as that call ends, web service will be back. You need to be bloody patient, btw.

cheesy bites
31-08-2011, 10:07 PM
Disgrace, Arsenal.com down again

I can see it. The headline says we've signed Messi.

Marc Overmars
31-08-2011, 10:07 PM
So we have 5 newbies to rebuild the squad and a shit load to spare to boost the accounts.

Yay.

AKBapologist
31-08-2011, 10:07 PM
@OliverKayTimes: Firmly expecting confirmation of Meireles to Chelsea, Arteta to Arsenal in the next hour

Niall_Quinn
31-08-2011, 10:08 PM
GoonerTalk Chris Wheatley
Paperwork has been sent in for Arteta. From what I've been told, he is our fifth signing of the day.

5th :shrug:

Maestro
31-08-2011, 10:08 PM
5th, who else did we sign today apart from Per & Santos ..officially


GoonerTalk Chris Wheatley
Paperwork has been sent in for Arteta. From what I've been told, he is our fifth signing of the day.

Niall_Quinn
31-08-2011, 10:08 PM
GoonerTalk Chris Wheatley
Paperwork has been sent in for Arteta. From what I've been told, he is our fifth signing of the day.

5th :shrug:

Olivier's xmas twist
31-08-2011, 10:08 PM
[QUOTE=GunnerFan4Life;40011]GoonerTalk Chris Wheatley
Paperwork has been sent in for Arteta. From what I've been told, he is our fifth signing of the day.[/QUOTE

Probs won't be annoced to 12 or 1

Bendter gone to sunderland on Loan

Maestro
31-08-2011, 10:08 PM
5th, who else did we sign today apart from Per & Santos ..officially


GoonerTalk Chris Wheatley
Paperwork has been sent in for Arteta. From what I've been told, he is our fifth signing of the day.

Keith
31-08-2011, 10:08 PM
:( Bye Nik

McNamara That Ghost...
31-08-2011, 10:08 PM
Bendtner to Sunderland on a year long loan.

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 10:09 PM
We wont buy another player til Jan 31st.

See you all then

BREAKING NEWS

BENDTNER JOINS SUNDERLAND

FUCK YES

Letters
31-08-2011, 10:10 PM
Bentner's on loan at Sunderland

:dance:

:patrice:

cheesy bites
31-08-2011, 10:10 PM
Bendtner has officially joined Sunderland on a year long loan. The Sunderland fans cheer - oh boy.

Gubby Allen
31-08-2011, 10:10 PM
Sunderland fans ecstatic at having brought in Bendtner :pal:

Us, for getting him back in 9 months time:pal:

Marc Overmars
31-08-2011, 10:11 PM
Meireles fucked off to Chelsea apparently! That was quick.

Bendtner. :wave:

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 10:11 PM
Chelsea have Raul Meireles

WTF?

Niall_Quinn
31-08-2011, 10:11 PM
Nick sorted on a loan deal, I'm going to use him as a chauffeur because there's zero chance of him hitting anything.

McNamara That Ghost...
31-08-2011, 10:11 PM
Meireles has indeed joined Chelsea.

Olivier's xmas twist
31-08-2011, 10:12 PM
raul morelles goes to chavs

Coney
31-08-2011, 10:12 PM
5th :shrug:

Sneaked in a gazump on Barton. :good:

Maestro
31-08-2011, 10:12 PM
5th, who else did we sign today apart from Per & Santos ..officially

Yossi as well tbf ...still not sinking in that one

Cripps_orig
31-08-2011, 10:12 PM
Is there any chance Bendtner can play against us? :pray:

AKBapologist
31-08-2011, 10:13 PM
Chelsea announce Meireles deal for 12mill. Why the fuck didn't we go for him???

Easily the best deal of the day.
FFS.

Letters
31-08-2011, 10:13 PM
QPR fan says "hello mum" to the camera and then laughs as if he just said the funniest thing in world history.

The cock.

Marc Overmars
31-08-2011, 10:13 PM
Lol @ Nik for spending all summer looking for a club and then taking whatever he could on the last day.

Maybe this will wind that huge ego in.