The Emirates FA Cup 2015/2016

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Palace 2-1 Watford, FT.

I wonder how long the Final coverage will take to mention the 1990 final.

[Marc Overmars]

Come on Palace. :pray:

[Niall_Quinn]

Palace have always been my second favourite team.

[Marc Overmars]

Today. :sick:

Come on Palace.

[Kano]

Man Utd v Palace
Bayern v Dortmund
Milan v Juventus
Barcelona v Sevilla

All this weekend

[Letters]

Today. :sick:

Come on Palace.

:gp:

:pray:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Not really fussed about United equalling our cup record thing, but definitely want Palace to win as it would amuse me and because they've probably been the best side in the cup this season.

[Marc Overmars]

Rashford to score the winner and begin the biggest pukefest in history.

[Kano]

Hibs finally break their Scottish Cup run of hundred plus years but the fans have swamped Hampden, Rangers fans kicking off with them too.

[Globalgunner]

The Wayne Rooney strokefest has just begun. Best playa in recent football history. 8 ballon D`ors ahead of Messi and Ronnie.

[Master Splinter]

Come on Palace you pubbers.

They've been woeful this calendar year, but hopefully they do a Wigan. Ade to score the winner?

[Master Splinter]

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[Munchies]

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was just gonna post this, MS :bow:

[Munchies]

C'mon Palace

Pardiola :bow:

Kebab :bow:

Adebayor :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The cliché meter is going through the roof with BBC's coverage.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sky's old Super Sunday music. :lol:

[Kano]

Tinie Tempah doing some bullshit performance. Fuck off.

[Niall_Quinn]

Some weird animal has escaped onto the pitch and is making strange screeching noises.

[Letters]

Tinie Tempah doing some bullshit performance. Fuck off.

Innit. What the hell was that nonsense?!

[LDG]

Some weird animal has escaped onto the pitch and is making strange screeching noises.

LVG?

[Master Splinter]

Innit. What the hell was that nonsense?!

Old people :rolleyes:.

Stick to the Quo, grandad.

[LDG]

Haha! National Anthem fuck up.

:haha:

[Letters]

Old people :rolleyes:.

Stick to the Quo, grandad.

I will. Thanks.
They should have got Macca to do it.

Macca :bow:

[adzzzbatch]

COME ON PALACE!!! :pray:

[Master Splinter]

Palace need to rough Tony Marshall up. Has a habit of pulling out at least one good moment per match.

Fellaini to get sent off again :pray:. Well, Clattenburg's the ref, so probably not even a yellow for his 14 consecutive elbow smashes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I will. Thanks.
They should have got Maccy to do it.

Maccy :bow:

:good:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Technical excellence.

[Letters]

:good:

:lol: would still have been better than that shizzle.

[Globalgunner]

Seems like its another of those punt it to Fellaini master strategies. by LVG

[Master Splinter]

Shrek continuously passing to Palace players.

[Kano]

Old people :rolleyes:.

Stick to the Quo, grandad.

31 albums deep biatch.

Tinie Tempah once wrote a jingle for a football show :lol:

[Letters]

Shrek continuously passing to Palace players.

GOAT :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Clattenburg you fucktard.

[Kano]

Clattenberk :doh:

[GP]

Twatenburg

[The Emirates Gallactico]

FFS Blattenberg!!! Should have played advantage!

[Munchies]

WTF

[Globalgunner]

Clattenburg saving Utds bacon for the 1st of maybe 8 times

[Letters]

To be fair the whistle did go an age before the ball went in the net but the ref was far too quick to blow.

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ci_r5JQXEAEEZQC.jpg

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Wasn't a free kick, but irrespective Clattenburg should be letting play continue

[Letters]

Twatenburg

Twatandberk?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

lol Utd fans already moaning about Keown on the commentary :lol:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

To be fair the whistle did go an age before the ball went in the net but the ref was far too quick to blow.

True but the defence was all over the place and would have at the very least a great goal scoring oportunity

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Andy McNamara: Wayne Rooney has to start in midfield for England this summer. He is completely bossing this game.

:doh:

A disgrace to the name.

[Master Splinter]

Shrek :haha:.

[Letters]

Rooney :lol:

[Letters]

True but the defence was all over the place and would have at the very least a great goal scoring oportunity

Aye, he should have definitely played on.

[LDG]

Fellani :haha:

[Munchies]

thought he scored

PHEW

[Kano]

Cheeky £95m bid for Martial?

[GP]

Cheeky £95m bid for Martial?

Nah they wouldn't want to make a loss on him.

[Globalgunner]

Palace team mentally still in the dressing room

[Letters]

Good block. Come on, Palace!

[Master Splinter]

Well done Ward.

[Munchies]

WHAT A BLOCK!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Palace need to get Bolaise and Zaha into the game. The latter especially has been dogshite so far.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Daley Blind is an utter slag

[Globalgunner]

Clattenburg saving Utd twice now

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Clear pelanty to Palace there. Fatty Rooney didn't get any of the ball.

They're getting robbed here!

[Kano]

That wasn't no penalty fool.

[Letters]

He's done it again! Fuck off, Clattenburg!

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Let the play continue you spastic

[Kano]

Clattenburg in the CL final :lol:

[Globalgunner]

How many times before it becomes too obvious

[Munchies]

F'n disgrace

[The Emirates Gallactico]

To think I used to rate Blattenberg as one of the best PL refs.

[Master Splinter]

Clattenburg and Zaha outstanding for United so far.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

God Zaha is so shit. Can understand why Moyes got rid.

[Kano]

To think I used to rate Blattenberg as one of the best PL refs.
Battenberg :bow:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Battenberg :bow:

It'd probably make for a better ref as well.

[Kano]

0-0 halftime.

Wayne Pirlo running the show.

[Letters]

Battenberg :bow:

It's a cake of 4 quarters, Brian.

[Niall_Quinn]

So with the advantage rule that's a real easy one to get right. If you spot the foul, play on, wait and see, blow up if you need to.

In both cases Clattencheat gets the yellow card out so he's seen the foul. Therefore he's either too thick to figure out how to play an advantage (no, because we've seen him play the advantage a thousand times), or it's deliberate cheating. So it's deliberate cheating then.

And Rooney avoids the red again.

Real HT result, 2-0 Palace (maybe 3-0) with Rooney and Rojo off.

Fantasy, cheated, big money result - 0-0 and Rooney the new Scholes. OMFG, we'll have to put up with that shit for another 10 years. They've found a way to resurrect the cunt.

[Master Splinter]

Palace's two most dangerous moments came from Shrek giving the ball away and his Hollywood passes kept going to opposition players.

Is it part of the Fox promotion to use viral marketeers to send glowing tweets about him? Or is it just the usual rose-tinted myopic hysteria that comes with Shrek and British players in general?

BBC now trying to secure Rashford's place in the England squad.

[Kano]

Fail Neville :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Zangief scuffs it.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

FFS Jedinak. Got to do better there.

[Master Splinter]

Zaha must still be on the United payroll.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Pardiola needs to bring on Puncheon for Zaha.

Bit of a horror tackle from Delaneny tbh.

[Kano]

There goes England's Euro chances.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Young coming on.


God Battenberg is going to fall for one of his customary dives isn't he? :rolleyes:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

wtf? Why the hell are they taking off Cabaye? He's their best ball deliverer!

Should have been Zaha!

Pardiola :doh:

[Master Splinter]

PUNCHEON!!!!!

[Letters]

YES!!!!!!

[LDG]

:haha:

[adzzzbatch]

GET IN!!!!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

:haha::haha:

Don't FUCK.THIS.UP!

[adzzzbatch]

FUCK OFF!

[Master Splinter]

Oh fuck off.

[Letters]

Oh piss off

[adzzzbatch]

Fucking dicks!

[GP]

:doh:

[LDG]

Cock and balls

[Letters]

And let the Rooney jizz-fest begin :rolleyes:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Oh well, easy come easy gone.

[Kano]

Zaha is an absolute donkey.

[Letters]

Zaha is an absolute donkey.

pretty much

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Zaha is an absolute donkey.

And yet somehow he's going to last the 120.

Pardiola :doh:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

FFS Zaha!! Why are you so shit!

[Globalgunner]

Zaha. pure donkey. Might as well bring on Adebayor

[adzzzbatch]

united are going to pub the win aren't they? :(

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Zaha. pure donkey. Might as well bring on Adebayor

Palace have used all three subs so he can't even if he wanted to.


united are going to pub the win aren't they? :(


Probably. Palace have been defending all game which is going to get tiring especially with ET. And if it goes to Pelanties with De Gea I make Man Utd overwheleming favourites.

Sigh, why couldn't they have held on!

[GP]

What's the point of Rooney?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Battenberg is bottling this! Should be second yellow for Wazza!

[Munchies]

:haha:

Rooney 'not worthy of a second yellow'

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Oh Bolaise! So close!

[Letters]

united are going to pub the win aren't they? :(

Probably :(

[Munchies]

Send the cunt off

he shouldn't even be on the pitch

'That's the determination he has'

Making excuses for him, fuck sake Keown

[Letters]

Smalling :wave:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

SMALLING OFF!!!!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

COME ON PALACE DO THIS!

[Munchies]

C'MON PALACE!!!

[Globalgunner]

Smalling. Certain England starter<_<

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Rooney MoTM according to Guillit. :rolleyes:

Ward and Jedinank are far more deserving!

[LDG]

Knobber!

[Letters]

Bugger. Good save.

COME ON PALACE

[Munchies]

FUCK GAYLE!

[adzzzbatch]

COME ON PALACE!

[Munchies]

COME ON PALACE!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

COME ON PALACE!

[LDG]

Bollocks

[Letters]

:ilt:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Shit fuck!

[adzzzbatch]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[LDG]

Sheeeeeeet

[Munchies]

Had fucking enough

[Letters]

Meh. Tin pot trophy anyway


:whistle:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Oh well I hope this means that LVG will stay. Only positive in all this!

[LDG]

That nipper should have scored his one just before.

Fucking utd :sick:

[Letters]

Wenger Out :angry:

[Munchies]

Equalling our record

FUCK clattenburg

CUNT

[adzzzbatch]

:ilt:

[Letters]

Oh Zaha you useless prick.

[Letters]

And off goes the TV.

:ilt:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Time to shut down the stream. Can't stomach seeing utd players celebrating. :sick:

[Marc Overmars]

Just :sick:

Disgusting.

[Niall_Quinn]

Anyone know what those rules Clattenberg was using today are called? I want to look up the paragraph on the Wayne Rooney rule. I thought he was only allowed 50 fouls before normal rules applied to him? That cunt Gullit reckons he was MOTM. It's hard to bear the ludicrous stitched up shit that has replaced football.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Battenberg 2 Palace 1.

[adzzzbatch]

Well our record didn't stand for very long then.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Zaha really is crap.

[Niall_Quinn]

Commentators trying to pretend that was a serious game instead of a massive stitch up.

[Letters]

Battenberg 2 Palace 1.

Not really.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lineker and Keown have their cocks out as Shrek gets ready to lift the trophy he just stole.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Not really.

Yes really!

[Globalgunner]

At least W ham fan are happy. They get to bring Europa footie to the Olympia

[Niall_Quinn]

The Shrek love-in this morning - sickening.

If the ref wasn't playing for manure yesterday the fat useless bastard would have been sent off. Horrible fucking scrote of a player. His whole career has been a media fabrication and here's the latest instalment. Wazza the new Scholes :haha: Ran the show :haha: Pulled the strings :haha: They'll do anything to keep this lardarse at the top of the game. He must be kicking back part of the weekly robbery to them.

[Kano]

Replays to scrapped from the quarter finals onwards, sudden death extra time and penalties if needed from next season.

[Niall_Quinn]

And ad-breaks at each throw-in and corner, plus a Goodyear blimp and an invasion of a Middle Eastern country at half time.