Arsenal v Chelsea, 24th January 2015, 4pm, SS1

[adzzzbatch]

Why oh why couldn't you just do it right today Arsenal.

[Globalgunner]

Way way way too easy for the chavs. This is a joke. 20 years he's been here and he sits on his arse just watching this unfold.

Another 5 year contract coming up

[AFC Leveller]

Should have scored that.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dear God - what the fuck was that?

[Xhaka Can’t]

What in fucks name was Flamini trying to do there?

But fair play to him - he got in the box.

We have been awful today.

[LDG]

Shite

[adzzzbatch]

What cesspool of a display from us. Disgusting.

[Niall_Quinn]

HT 0-1

Le Bumbling Idiot and the Lumbering Oaf strike again.

[selassie]

Wow, how low can this team stoop? I had major doubts about this game but we've been really bad today, horrible in every area.

[crashley]

Absolute Dog Shit!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We need a midfield.

Or something at least.

Come on down Elmo and Alexis.

[Kano]

Ranieri :bow:

[Globalgunner]

There could be a silver lining in all this. If Merts cant play the next 3 league games then Gabriel might be the default against Barca. Serenpidity, I think it is called.

[Master Splinter]

Done better than expected since we went down to ten.

Flamini should have equalised.

Get Elneny and Alexis on. Ozil and Ramsey have been woeful today.

[Marc Overmars]

The collapse. :bow:

It's on!

[AFC Leveller]

Costa loves playing against us. He rattles the defenders and looks like he loves it.

[Niall_Quinn]

There could be a silver lining in all this. If Merts cant play the next 3 league games then Gabriel might be the default against Barca. Serenpidity, I think it is called.

You mean circumstances might again force the genius into addressing a huge and obvious problem?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

There could be a silver lining in all this. If Merts cant play the next 3 league games then Gabriel might be the default against Barca. Serenpidity, I think it is called.

It's a one game ban, he'll only miss the Burnley game.

[Xhaka Can’t]

There could be a silver lining in all this. If Merts cant play the next 3 league games then Gabriel might be the default against Barca. Serenpidity, I think it is called.

It wasn't violent conduct.

He is out for one match.

[fakeyank]

Per is a BIG liability.. I cannot quite understand how he starts these big games. Beginning to look like our annual collapse has started.

Wenger In!

[Kano]

There could be a silver lining in all this. If Merts cant play the next 3 league games then Gabriel might be the default against Barca. Serenpidity, I think it is called.

Not sure the Prem carries over into UEFA competitions.

[Ernesto]

Total shit.

We're playing against a side who others have quite easily taken to the sword and dismantled. We're playing against a side who, this season at least, don't score away from home. Yet, we find ourselves a goal down and a man down.

It's the third season in a row we've taken a chicken livered approach to playing Chelsea at home. We got away with it the last two seasons. Not today. The chickens are coming home to roost. We're letting a hugely negative team dictate play on our turf, making Cuntegras, Cuntsta and Cuntian look world class in the process.

It's a London derby. At least treat it like one and grow some bollocks.

[Niall_Quinn]

It wasn't violent conduct.

He is out for one match.

Couldn't we put in a frivolous appeal and try to get it extended?

[fakeyank]

At this point, Chambers looks like Maldini in front of Per..

[Globalgunner]

It wasn't violent conduct.

He is out for one match.

Cant we appeal for an extension to 3 games

[LDG]

Hey, at least it's Monday tomorrow :dance:

Oh.

:ilt:

[selassie]

We need a midfield.

Or something at least.

Come on down Elmo and Alexis.

Ramsey & Flamini were the furthest forward in a couple of counter attacks when we were down to 10 men, honestly it's beyond a joke. Even when it was 11 v 11 they were nowhere to be seen. Wenger needs to earn his money now and get us back in the game, that first half was the worst I've seen from us in years.

[Globalgunner]

Not sure the Prem carries over into UEFA competitions.

What I meant is not playing for 3 games would give Gabriel a chance to stake his claim on the place, but it will be 1 game sadly anyways

[Xhaka Can’t]

Cant we appeal for an extension to 3 games

I wouldn't risk it being a success.

[Kano]

What I meant is not playing for 3 games would give Gabriel a chance to stake his claim on the place, but it will be 1 game sadly anyways

I know. Gabriel hardly covered himself in glory with that goal anyway.

[adzzzbatch]

Back down to earth we go. It reminds me of a couple of seasons ago when we were top for the longest only to fall away just like we always do.

[Munchies]

Back down to earth we go. It reminds me of a couple of seasons ago when we were top for the longest only to fall away just like we always do.


When we could've pushed on in Jan but signed broken back Kallstrom?

[Kano]

Ramsey & Flamini were the furthest forward in a couple of counter attacks when we were down to 10 men, honestly it's beyond a joke. Even when it was 11 v 11 they were nowhere to be seen. Wenger needs to earn his money now and get us back in the game, that first half was the worst I've seen from us in years.

At home to Liverpool this season topped that.

[adzzzbatch]

When we could've pushed on in Jan but signed broken back Kallstrom?

Yeah that was the one.

[Globalgunner]

Leicester's title to lose. We duke it out with the Spuds for the NL title.

[selassie]

Back down to earth we go. It reminds me of a couple of seasons ago when we were top for the longest only to fall away just like we always do.

We'll never get a better and easier chance to win PL and we're still throwing it away. Those cunts from down the road look a better bet for the title than us.

[Marc Overmars]

It's going to take some serious testicles to get anything out of this. So come on you fucking cunts, sort your lives out.

[Globalgunner]

At home to Liverpool this season topped that.

What about being smacked across both cheeks for the longest time at home against the Spuds

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Run and dive are the only options.

[selassie]

At home to Liverpool this season topped that.

Yeah we got murdered that half but it was early on in the season. Chelsea are the pits this season yet have played with us at times today.

[Kano]

Leicester's title to lose. We duke it out with the Spuds for the NL title.

Gotta give it to Ranieri. He's the only manager who's got his team up for it every week.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ramsey & Flamini were the furtherst forward in a couple of counter attacks when we to 10 men, honestly it's beyond a joke. Even when it was 11 v 11 they were nowhere to be seen. Wenger needs to earn his money now and get us back in the game, that first half was the worst I've seen from us in years.

Wenger's a coward. He won't do anything except sit there and hope fate intervenes in our favour. It will take a player to step forward and make a difference. The team won't do it because we don't have a team, only this weird collection of individuals playing Wenger's delusional shite.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Flamini got booked? :faint:

[adzzzbatch]

We'll never get a better and easier chance to win PL and we're still throwing it away. Those cunts from down the road look a better bet for the title than us.

Yeah they do, they've really started to click. The cunts.

[fakeyank]

Back down to earth we go. It reminds me of a couple of seasons ago when we were top for the longest only to fall away just like we always do.

We were also top in 07/08 and 09/10 till Jan/Feb and then pissed it all off. Wenger specializes in this sort of amazingness.

[adzzzbatch]

STFU alan smith you cunt.

[adzzzbatch]

We were also top in 07/08 and 09/10 till Jan/Feb and then pissed it all off. Wenger specializes in this sort of amazingness.

We really do know how to out do ourselves!

[Kano]

Flamini got booked? :faint:

Its always there just incase he forgets to pick one up.

[Niall_Quinn]

Doesn't look like L'Idiot changed anything at half time. More of the same then.

[adzzzbatch]

Take Flamini off and bring Elmo on, we can't afford to go down to 9

[Marc Overmars]

No options at all for Ozil

[adzzzbatch]

Doesn't look like L'Idiot changed anything at half time. More of the same then.

Why would he? When everything has been going so swimmingly.

[adzzzbatch]

Fuck off does costa look fitter, he's a fat fuck.

[Niall_Quinn]

So is Alexis coming on after 68 or 72 mins? Or will it be Gibbs? Wish I had a login for Wenger's laptop. (Wish Wenger didn't have a login)

[Munchies]

So is Alexis coming on after 68 or 72 mins? Or will it be Gibbs? Wish I had a login for Wenger's laptop. (Wish Wenger didn't have a login)


72 imo

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Theo offside. :faint:

[Xhaka Can’t]

So is Alexis coming on after 68 or 72 mins? Or will it be Gibbs? Wish I had a login for Wenger's laptop. (Wish Wenger didn't have a login)
We'd be better off with your ipad and dice app.

[Munchies]

Another season, another collapse.


:(

[Niall_Quinn]

How would it hurt to bring a sub on now? Alexis, eager to go, give the chavs at least something to think about? What is he waiting for? Bloody idiot.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

This isn't very fun.

[adzzzbatch]

He'll make a sub at 0-2.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Flamini embarrassing himself again.

[Niall_Quinn]

We'd be better off with your ipad and dice app.

Obsolete - Google "google dice" for the new strategy.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Diving cunt.

[Marc Overmars]

That was a penalty :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kos. :bow:

Takes out the snake.

Campbell off, Alexis on. :bow:

[Kano]

Alexis :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Diving cunt Cisc proving how much he loves the club again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Send him off, violent conduct on the flag!

[Niall_Quinn]

Come on Alexis - though I don't envy him trying to clear up the fat steaming turd Wenger has deposited.

[fakeyank]

Ramsey is such a liability. Horrible team player. Welsh cunt!

[Niall_Quinn]

Shame he took Campbell off though. Would have stuck him up top and taken that waster Walnut off.

[adzzzbatch]

I would've pulled Ramsey for Alexis and kept Campbell on.

[Ernesto]

To think I was watching and enjoying James Bond on the other side before this shit

[Niall_Quinn]

Smudger gutted his team didn't get the pen. Obviously Costa's diving screaming antics aren't enough for him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We need Elmo on, he's the only midfielder we possibly have.

[Dein-machine]

If we're more likely to score with Sanchez on the pitch instead of Campbell why wasn't the change made at half time or even before?

[Marc Overmars]

Get Elmo on

[Xhaka Can’t]

To think I was watching and enjoying James Bond on the other side before this shit

Why were BT Sport showing Bond?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Matic booked. Run at him!

[adzzzbatch]

Seriouly why does is smith such a cunt!?

[Kano]

Still talking about that dive? Stfu

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rusty Alexis. :bow:

[Xhaka Can’t]

We must have worked that one out in training.

[Kano]

Why were BT Sport showing Bond?

Licence to Bill.

[adzzzbatch]

Licence to Bill.

:lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

If we're more likely to score with Sanchez on the pitch instead of Campbell why wasn't the change made at half time or even before?

Laptop said no.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Licence to Bill.

Well played.

[adzzzbatch]

CUNT!

[Kano]

Ozil has been awful today.

[Marc Overmars]

Ozil has been dreadful

[Niall_Quinn]

What's up with Ozil today FFS?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

WTF?

[adzzzbatch]

WTF FFS!!!!!!!!

[Kano]

:haha: our attack

[adzzzbatch]

HOW THE FUCK?

[Marc Overmars]

Scramble :bow:

About as good as it's going to get for us

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alexis completely fluffed it. :(

[Xhaka Can’t]

Oh for FUUUUUUUUUCKS sake!

[Master Splinter]

FFS!

[Niall_Quinn]

What just happened? WTF?

What a player Alexis is btw. He's a winner. Transformed the game by himself.

[adzzzbatch]

Get up you diving cunt.

[Munchies]

Walcott, thanks for the memories when your contract is running out, but it's time to say goodbye

[Niall_Quinn]

In some ways Costa is the biggest cunt the ever lived.

[Munchies]

In some ways Costa is the biggest cunt the ever lived.

Another proof that god does not exist

[adzzzbatch]

COME ON ARSENAL

[Niall_Quinn]

Walcott, thanks for the memories when your contract is running out, but it's time to say goodbye

He's offered nothing today except a breather for the chavs with all his offside antics. Fucking useless - again.

[Marc Overmars]

We need better corners than that ffs

[Maestro]

you know it was a great idea to miss the game after reading this thread :good:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa must die.

[adzzzbatch]

book the time wasting cunt

[adzzzbatch]

PISS TAKE.

[Globalgunner]

Walcott: Captain for the day, Testimonial coming up. Have some respect.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa off, Remy on.

[Niall_Quinn]

The cunt has done his foul deeds for the day. Horrible cunt.

Some bloke called Remy coming on. WHO?

[adzzzbatch]

Fuck off giving the ball back.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Why is Flamini still there?!!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

Captain for the day, Testimonial coming up. Have some respect.

I'm not faulting him on his efforts to fill his bank account. Lad's done great in that respect.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Why is Flamini still there?!!!!

Because Wenger is.

[Kano]

Walcott: Captain for the day, Testimonial coming up. Have some respect.

He thinks he's playing his testimonial now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cesc shoots, Cech saves.

[Niall_Quinn]

Why is Flamini still there?!!!!

Because we spent 7mill on a player who's on the bench. It all makes sense in Wenger's wonderful fantasy world.

[Munchies]

you know it was a great idea to miss the game after reading this thread :good:


I stopped watching when they scored

[Globalgunner]

Why is Flamini still there?!!!!

Elmo was only signed to keep the fans off Wengers back. Did you actually expect him to play?

[adzzzbatch]

Is Walcott still on?

[adzzzbatch]

SEND HIM OFF!!!!!!!!!

[Xhaka Can’t]

Is Walcott still onside?

No.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mikel only booked. Why?

[adzzzbatch]

That's a fucking red all day long

[Niall_Quinn]

Is Walcott still on?

No way could Bif have led the line like Theo has today. In fact I doubt anyone could have.

Mikel has found a way to neutralise Alexis.

"You can't raise your hands" - remember that one? Only applies to us I suppose.

[adzzzbatch]

Chamberlain comin on

[Niall_Quinn]

Ox coming on :haha: Another dreadfully off form player.

Wenger :haha:

[Kano]

Is Walcott still on?

Time of month? Sure is.

[adzzzbatch]

I bet Flamini does 90 mins

[adzzzbatch]

OFF YOU FUCK THEO

[Marc Overmars]

Oxlade coming on to pretty much confirm we have no midfield

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Theo off, Ox on.

It's the idea game for Ox really - head down and run.

It's not ideal Flamini and Ramsey is still a thing though.

[Niall_Quinn]

Disgraceful non-effort from Walnut. For about the 10th game running. Not that Wenger will notice.

Come on Ox - shale yourself out and do something.

[adzzzbatch]

AAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH coming on?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oscar off, Hazard on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Terrible decision by Clattenberg.

[adzzzbatch]

Oh he hasn't scored yet this season? :haha:

Today is his lucky day!

[Niall_Quinn]

Azzzaahhh on - makes sense. Brings a bigger diving threat.

[Power n Glory]

I have no idea what Wenger was thinking. We've played without a striker all game and he's just kept Theo wide. Why? Sacrifice Giroud for that move? Stupid.

[adzzzbatch]

Load of shite.

[Marc Overmars]

Probably Ozils worst game in a very long time

[adzzzbatch]

Tooooo slow.

[Marc Overmars]

Get it in the mixer!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Foul throw. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Tippy tappy fucking shit. Wenger has ruined this team. They don't know how to play decisive football any more. Fucking tippy tappy bollocks Wenger crappy tippy tappy.

[adzzzbatch]

shit passing.

[fakeyank]

Ramsey you dogshite cunt

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Snake down on the ground.

[adzzzbatch]

get up you twat.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuck, how poor has Ramsey been?

[Maestro]

Why is Flamini still there?!!!!

..there at the club right, shocking i know

[Globalgunner]

have Chelsea actually beaten any other team in the last 10 games?

[selassie]

Ramsey is so poor, can't pass, can't tackle.

[adzzzbatch]

6 points it looks like we've gifted these cunts. FUCKING 6 POINTS.

[Maestro]

Is Walcott still on?

....on the clubs books you mean, I know ..just baffling.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

FFS. What a scramble.

[adzzzbatch]

FFS!

[Kano]

The BLITW summed up in one free kick.

[adzzzbatch]

What a real fuck up today.

[Penguin]

Why is Ramsey playing centre forward?!

[Niall_Quinn]

Alexis is great - Ramsey is asleep. All that work for Ramsey to just stand there doing fuck all.

[adzzzbatch]

FUCK OFF FLAMINI

[McNamara That Ghost...]

FUCKING FLAMINI.

[Marc Overmars]

Flamini is actually a striker

FFS

[Niall_Quinn]

Why is Ramsey playing centre forward?!

Because, and seriously now - all the evidence is in - Wenger is completely out of his depth.

[adzzzbatch]

HOW THE FUCK?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Monreal. :doh:

[adzzzbatch]

Just shocking.

[Kano]

Kos upfront. FIFA ultra attack :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

It was a Wenger special to take Bif off and play Flamini up top instead. Only that crackpot could come up with such lunacy.

Monreal :doh:

[Marc Overmars]

Alexis should have started really

[Globalgunner]

Flamini is actually a striker

FFS

He`s played the role better than say Walcott today

[adzzzbatch]

Fucking shit.

[Niall_Quinn]

WHERE'S OX? What isn't he helping Bellerin FFS! This is a TEAM game!

[Niall_Quinn]

Alexis should have started really

Nah - we were saving him for the 0-0 with Burnley.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Five added mins.

How?

[adzzzbatch]

So so so so so so poor.

[Kano]

Ozil dive ffs!

[Marc Overmars]

Why are you grabbing the ball Ramsey when a foul hasn't been given?

Dick

[Niall_Quinn]

Same manager - same result - over and over and over and over again. All a coincidence I suppose.

[Marc Overmars]

Dear me Ozil

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alexis boots it out after winning it back.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Willian clears it for us.

[Kano]

How many times has Ozil been knocked off the ball.

Remy :lol:

[selassie]

Same manager - same result - over and over and over and over again. All a coincidence I suppose.

Wenger will blame the result on the ref.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Here comes Cech!

[Niall_Quinn]

Willian hit it way too cleanly to ever hope for a goal. And no deflection either.

[adzzzbatch]

SHIT!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-1 FT.

That was horrendous Wenger.

[Marc Overmars]

Fuck this shit

[adzzzbatch]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xhaka Can’t]

Fuck off

[A Gunner]

0 - 1 FT
Chelsea is so crap...

[Kano]

Thanks Mertesacker.

[Niall_Quinn]

WENGER CAN JUST FUCK OFF AND TAKE THAT USELESS LUMP OF A NON-DEFENDER AND THE LAZY WALNUT WITH HIM!

[Kano]

Chelsea for the top four!

[adzzzbatch]

6 fucking points we've literally handed over to those cunts :sick:

[Niall_Quinn]

Chelsea for the top four!

It will happen. The filthy scrotes got their way so don't mind turning up for their millions a week now.

meanwhile - title - us - :haha: Not a prayer.

2019 simply can't come soon enough.

[Xhaka Can’t]

It will happen. The filthy scrotes got their way so don't mind turning up for their millions a week now.

meanwhile - title - us - :haha: Not a prayer.

2019 simply can't come soon enough.

Followed by 2022

[Penguin]

I kind of was Man City to just go on a run and end all talk of our so called title challenge. We're pathetic.

[Kano]

It will happen. The filthy scrotes got their way so don't mind turning up for their millions a week now.

meanwhile - title - us - :haha: Not a prayer.

2019 simply can't come soon enough.

City will go on a run from next week too. Promise.

[Niall_Quinn]

City will go on a run from next week too. Promise.

That will happen too. They'll finish strongly. The big teams always do while the pretenders (us) fall away. That's why I don't hold out much hope for Leicester but it would be absolutely great if somehow they could pull off a miracle. Tbf it would be an even bigger miracle than Wenger admitting what a fuck up he is.

[Niall_Quinn]

Followed by 2022

And then instruction from his cryo-chamber well in to 4045. Must be the cosiest job in the world. A decade of failure and he's in a stronger position than ever.

[Kano]

That will happen too. They'll finish strongly. The big teams always do while the pretenders (us) fall away. That's why I don't hold out much hope for Leicester but it would be absolutely great if somehow they could pull off a miracle. Tbf it would be an even bigger miracle than Wenger admitting what a fuck up he is.
Who said football was a game full of cliches.