PDA

View Full Version : What questions would you ask Wenger?



Static
03-02-2016, 07:50 AM
Suppose we were in a bizarre situation, where le boss actually had to answer questions posed by the fans, what would you ask?

The only criterion are that the questions must a) be football related and b) be questions you would actually ask in a public setting. So no keyboard warrior-ing please.

Marc Overmars
03-02-2016, 07:55 AM
What do you think the pairing of Flamini and Ramsey provides us with?

Globalgunner
03-02-2016, 09:17 AM
Why dont you just GTFO of here?

Niall_Quinn
03-02-2016, 09:26 AM
Why did you abandon the free flowing, positive and ambitious football of your early years and convert to a flawed system unsuited to this league and then stick with it for 10 years even though it has failed to deliver?

Also, why don't you just GTFO of here?

dostoy
03-02-2016, 10:15 AM
There are so many.

Why do we have to be humble ?

Do you think Man Utd were humble under purple nose or Chelsea were humble under Mourinho ?

We need the correct mix of confidence / arrogance NOT humility.

LDG
03-02-2016, 11:04 AM
Which football magazines did you read as a kid?

Özim
03-02-2016, 11:46 AM
Why do you never learn from your mistakes?

Why do you keep signing unknown players rather than bringing in proven internationals?

Why do you consistently fail to address problem areas?

Why have you made som many broken promises?

Why do you never see bad in your team or criticise them and instead blame the referee or opposition?

Why does your team often look unprepared for big matches?

Why has your team consistently collapsed in the league when well placed?

Why do you consistently fail to get to the later stages of the CL?

Why do you always seem happy wIth 4th place?

Why do you rely on injured players every season, players who are injured for large chunks of the seaosn ever year?

Are you happy with so few trophies in the last 10 years?

Do you consider yourself to have had a great managerial career despite 10 years of relative failure?

Do you think that 4th place is good enough for a club like Arsenal?

Why do you always leave substitutions so late and often make odd substitutions that make sense to noone?

Why have you persisted with such a flawed football methodology for so long?

Do you now understand why you are a specialist in failure?

Do you remember when you claimed your young teams were maturing and were close to something great, what happened?

Power n Glory
03-02-2016, 12:07 PM
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/61750446.jpg

IBK
03-02-2016, 12:17 PM
Do you know what recidivist means?

Niall_Quinn
03-02-2016, 12:25 PM
Master Wenger, on another forum I read the following. "By the start of 2016/17, Wenger will have pocketed nearly £100 million since he last won a title."

My question, if I may be so bold and unworthy as I am. Could you please list out your football achievements over the last 12 years to show this denier what a bargain the fans have enjoyed through your continued presence?

Xhaka Can’t
03-02-2016, 12:30 PM
How many dry weetabix can you eat in 60 seconds?

Niall_Quinn
03-02-2016, 12:31 PM
How many dry weetabix can you eat in 60 seconds?

None, because they are too expensive and lack little bit quality.

Letters
03-02-2016, 12:43 PM
Where do you get coats with zips that long?

Niall_Quinn
03-02-2016, 12:55 PM
Where do you get coats with zips that long?

From charity shops that are prepared to haggle.

hobson's choice
03-02-2016, 01:02 PM
Rosicky, Arteta, Merts, and Flamini, why are these players still recieving a check from Arsenal every week?

Niall_Quinn
03-02-2016, 01:04 PM
Rosicky, Arteta, Merts, and Flamini, why are these players still recieving a check from Arsenal every week?

Because they took Diaby away from me and I swore I would never let something like that happen again!

Letters
03-02-2016, 01:15 PM
What percentage are we currently away from domination?

Niall_Quinn
03-02-2016, 01:18 PM
What percentage are we currently away from domination?

2% - If we had better pitches and better referees and goalkeepers stopped getting in the way of our shots we would be unstoppable. Also Flamini can play there until the cover for Coquelin I signed is able to play in this league. He will be like a new new signing. Also we have Jack coming back and Rosicky is only 6 weeks away.