Man Utd V Arsenal, Sunday 28th February, KO 14.05

[Xhaka Can’t]

Some other random cunt coming on to have the game of his life.

I don't even know who their fucking players are. It is like watching us play against some random team in the Belgian league and we're all at sea against them.

[Globalgunner]

United throwing the whole kindergarten at us now. If we lose by whatever score, it will be a new low even by our low standards

[adzzzbatch]

Do we look like doing anything yet? Also does Walcott like fucking off yet?

[fakeyank]

Alexis's head has turned. Fucker hasnt put a foot right in the last 6 or 7 games.

[adzzzbatch]

I don't even know who their fucking players are. It is like watching us play against some random team in the Belgian league and we're all at sea against them.

We're making the worst united side in DECADES look like fucking world beaters!

[Kano]

Stop doing that Cech!

[Master Splinter]

Get Walcott, Alexis and Ozil off. Dreadful.

[Özim]

Alexis's head has turned. Fucker hasnt put a foot right in the last 6 or 7 games.

He's realised what a dogshite, gutless manager he's working under and probably also realised he's going to need to move on to win anything of note in the rest of his career.

[Kano]

Alexis's head has turned. Fucker hasnt put a foot right in the last 6 or 7 games.

after being on form for so long, a dip was long overdue.

[Niall_Quinn]

Alexis's head has turned. Fucker hasnt put a foot right in the last 6 or 7 games.

tbf he's not really a central midfielder, which is where he's playing today. For whatever fucked up reason.

I'd sub Theo in the 88th minute. He hasn't been playing as brilliantly as in past weeks.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cech with a save of some description.

[Niall_Quinn]

We can't pass. Not even a 2 yard ball under no pressure. We must have worked very hard to be this bad.

[Power n Glory]

This is embarrassing. We can't play.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Theo rightly hauled off, Bif on.

[Marc Overmars]

Off you pop Theo

Fucking terrible

[Özim]

Wenger on camera with a face like a smacked arse. It's self inflicted I'm afraid Arsene.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Walcott's contribution set togo up 10-fold now.

[adzzzbatch]

:wave:

Piss off theo you useless cunt.

[rodders]

Clueless, a total shambles.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bif for Theo.

Who could have known we'd get nothing from Theo today?

[Power n Glory]

Walcott has been shite. Tell to move him on.

[Özim]

We can't pass. Not even a 2 yard ball under no pressure. We must have worked very hard to be this bad.

We have, 10 years of triangular passing in training gone wrong.

[Globalgunner]

Walnutt off, another wretched rancid performance from him
BTW our passing as a team would be considered poor even at Ryman league level.

[Niall_Quinn]

Now it's time to start playing it over the top for Bif to use his pace.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-1 Herrera. Horrific defending.

[Kano]

There goes the title.

[Xhaka Can’t]

How the fuck have we become THIS bad.?

I just don't have the words for this.

[Marc Overmars]

Picked off as expected.

[Munchies]

That's that then

[Power n Glory]

We are awful.

[Özim]

3-1 Herrera.

PL :rose:

[adzzzbatch]

:ilt:

[Niall_Quinn]

Title gone.

All that remains is for Wenger to sign a contract extension.

[Kano]

Still, we always have the FA Cup.

[adzzzbatch]

:(

[Globalgunner]

Murphys law at work there. WTF is wrong with this team. Our defending as the worst in the league

[Özim]

You could put together a pub 11 that would beat this lot tbh.

[Xhaka Can’t]

We have had five days to prepare to play like this.

Fuck off Wenger, just fuck right off - this is the end of the line.

Fuck off

[adzzzbatch]

What the fuck have you done Wenger?

[Özim]

We've managed to make Man U look like Barcelona today, quite an achievement.

[Munchies]

:(

Another season.

[adzzzbatch]

We have had five days to prepare to play like this.

Fuck off Wenger, just fuck right off - this is the end of the line.

Fuck off

Fucking piss take. Wenger is a fucking fraud.

[Niall_Quinn]

Our middle has gone. This could get very bad.

[selassie]

We've managed to make Man U look like Barcelona today, quite an achievement.

Yep, that Rashford is running rings round us.

[rodders]

He has to go !!! Sooner the better.

[Gooner23]

Bye bye Wenger.

I know wait he will say how this is unbelievable that we concede 3 goals from a total of 3 shots. Even though it happens time after time after fucking time.

[adzzzbatch]

Our middle has gone. This could get very bad.

We didn't start with one...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

ÖZIL!!!!!!

[Master Splinter]

Come on you pubbers.

[A Gunner]

3 - 2 Ozil

[Kano]

Ozil.

We might yet pub a draw.

[Niall_Quinn]

Has Bouldy told the old goat to fuck himself and taken charge of matters? Doubtful, but you can dream.

[Marc Overmars]

Come on!!!!

[GP]

Come on!!

[Özim]

How many times do you have to watch the same sh*t before you realise it's never going to change?

Every time when the pressure is on we collapse like a house of cards, change the personnel it's the same thing, only one constant, the biggest bottler of them all at the top.

[Niall_Quinn]

Mesut!

Come on! We can still beat this manager!

[A Gunner]

Elneny on
Coq off

[Özim]

Terrible defending let's us back in,3-2.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fight fight fight!

[adzzzbatch]

Couldn't give a fuck that's 3-2 we're still gonna lose to these cunts.

[Niall_Quinn]

Coquelin off :haha: :haha: :haha:

The ONLY player who was stemming the tide.

And now Utd do what they do. Fucking cheats.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramsey booked. Lucky boy.

[Marc Overmars]

Come on - keep your heads. We can still get a result, despite the defending.

[Niall_Quinn]

The old goat claims Elneny is not ready for the PL, then chucks him into a game like this? Good luck to the kid but the non-manager is a liar at best, completely incompetent in reality.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Elneny booked. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

"Sit down you paedophile" - pure class from the gypsy manc scum.

[Özim]

Eleny awful tackle.

[adzzzbatch]

Come on - keep your heads. We can still get a result, despite the defending.

A draw would be no good to us.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Herrera should be off.

[GP]

Elneny booked, Herrera not. Okay then.

[Niall_Quinn]

A draw would be no good to us.

No we need 2 without conceding. Anything else and the game's up. It only gets tougher from here.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Van Gaal diving.

[Kano]

LVG you fucking clown :haha:

[fakeyank]

LVG :haha:

Legend :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

red for Herrera.

Oh wait, I was going by the rules. Silly me. No card at all.

[Globalgunner]

LVG taking a dive too

[Niall_Quinn]

The dinosaur van Genius demos the dive and his playa copies 30 seconds later.

[Marc Overmars]

This game has gone to the dogs.

[Niall_Quinn]

This game has gone to the dogs.

We had nothing from the kick off.

And fuck - something bad has happened elsewhere.

Title gone.

[Özim]

So far Rashford has 4 goals against 2 pub teams...what a hero.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rashford off, Januzaj on.

[Niall_Quinn]

We were never catching Leicester anyway.

Today we've created a new legend in Rashford. Saved van Genius' job and reinforced every criticism of this club. When Wenger fucks up he does it comprehensively, nothing is left unattended.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Welbz off, Iwobi on.

[Xhaka Can’t]

We were never catching Leicester anyway.

Today we've created a new legend in Rashford. Saved van Genius' job and reinforced every criticism of this club. When Wenger fucks up he does it comprehensively, nothing is left unattended.

He chokes when he wants.

[Munchies]

Honestly sad that Spurs are gonna finish above us.

How could we fuck up this season?

Wenger, just fuck off already

:(

[Niall_Quinn]

Iwobi for Welbeck. Crucial sub at the right time. We will win this now. No doubt.

[Niall_Quinn]

He chokes when he wants.

That's because he has a huge American cock rammed down his throat.

[Marc Overmars]

Trust us to reinvigorate Man Utd.

[Niall_Quinn]

The old tippy tappy 700 touch attack failed us, somehow.

[Niall_Quinn]

Another ref and Elneny gone there. Has he been getting tips from Flamini?

[Niall_Quinn]

No foul on alexis :haha:

[Marc Overmars]

They're taking the piss.

[Özim]

Man U kids toying with us :lol:

[Globalgunner]

Looks like we may have bought another turd in this El Neny. Has no one told him you cant win the ball by kicking the players feet from behind?

[adzzzbatch]

is it not done yet. Just put us out of our misery FFS.

[Munchies]

Gonna watch the MLS until Wenger leaves

[Niall_Quinn]

Hopeless.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Five added minutes.

[fakeyank]

Switched off the TV. Cunt stains.

[Niall_Quinn]

5 mins. Who knows why? Just means we'll concede another.

[Power n Glory]

A game of piss poor quality.

[Kano]

Ozil gets a yellow for a foul on Varela..ela...ela...ela

[Globalgunner]

Ramsey, Walnut, Giroud all pretty lame

[AFC Leveller]

this has been the worst performance iv seen against the worst united side in years.

the clown has got to go.

[Niall_Quinn]

Wenger taking a dump on the touchline. To match the huge dump he's taken on the pitch.

[adzzzbatch]

There's no hope until Wenger is gone and it's not like he's going to sacked anytime soon!

[Niall_Quinn]

10 years without a win here. But it's hard to judge anything from that until the end of the season.

[Niall_Quinn]

Utd will see out the match with a team of reserves.

Utter humiliation for the mega fraud Wenger. But we're used to it by now of course.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-2 FT. Well done Wenger.

[adzzzbatch]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[adzzzbatch]

10 years without a win here. But it's hard to judge anything from that until the end of the season.

Wow really!? 10 fucking years!!

[Niall_Quinn]

FT 3-2

Wenger out. But that's surely obvious by now.

Just go you incompetent fraud.

[Power n Glory]

Ramsey, Walnut, Giroud all pretty lame

Sanchez, Gabriel, Kosienly, Bellerin...there wasn't a single good performance from any of our players.

[Maestro]

We desperately need the stadium fans to turn on wenget now, or this wilt worse over the next couple of seasons. he has to go.

[Master Splinter]

Just woeful.

[Özim]

Wenger does it again, time and time again he screws it up, what a loser.

[dostoy]

I'm not surprised at all.

Man Utd would need 20 injuries for us to get a draw.

Wenger has got to go.

[adzzzbatch]

I'm not surprised at all.

Man Utd would need 20 injuries for us to get a draw.

Wenger has got to go.

They beat us with their fucking reserves!!!

[rodders]

Shameful and embarrassing, Likely we won't even qualify for Champions League this year. Not a single acceptable performance from anybody.

[Maestro]

Try going into work after that shambles. To be fair I'm pretty immune to it but still ...:sulk:

[Letters]

Shameful and embarrassing, Likely we won't even qualify for Champions League this year.
Of course we will.

[Kano]

Try going into work after that shambles. To be fair I'm pretty immune to it but still ...:sulk:
Still, we could always be Man Utd.