We're 2% (ish) towards winning the title

[Xhaka Can’t]

It is on!!!!!

http://www.sportsclubstats.com/England/Premier.html

Leicester are almost 70% certain to win the League and in what appears now to be a two horse race, Spurs have a 24% chance. Arsenal has a 2.7% chance - the kind of odds Wenger likes.

What is genuinely good news for Wenger and the carpetbaggers, we have a 76.1% chance of finishing in the Top 4 with West Ham the team most likely to usurp us with a 29.8% chance of finishing in the Top 4.

Our most likely finishing position is 3rd if you're an optimist and 4th if you're pessimistic - both are deemed to be 30% shots. We have a 13% chance of finishing 2nd.

The worst it can get is 7th - a 2% shot.

[Letters]

It's on!

[Niall_Quinn]

Our most likely finishing position is 3rd if you're an optimist and 4th if you're pessimistic...

100% chance of finishing 4th if you are a realist.

[Niall_Quinn]

Spuds have 0% chance of winning it. They have 100% change of being bigger bottlers than us.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Update: Allowing for rounding (up) we are hanging in there with our 2%(ish) chance. The probability of us winning the League is now down to 1.6%.

Leicester are up 2% to 71.3%

The Spuds are up 1.9% to 25.6 %

City are effectively dead and buried with a 1.2% chance.

The only other team with any chance of winning the league are Wet Spam at 0.2%.

For CL spots:

Leicester are effectively in with a 99.6% chance
The Spuds have it all to do with only a 99.0% chance
We have a 77.1% chance
City are at 70.7%
The Spammers are outsiders at 31.3%
Looking further down the table, Chelsea will be fancying it with their 0.1% chance.

Our chances of winning the FA Cup have taken a bit of a knock.

http://www.sportsclubstats.com/England/Premier.html

[Niall_Quinn]

Was there any word on the percentage chance of the usual excuses working? The doper thing will be 0%, so there's a great opportunity for a new excuse to come through and dominate.