Arsenal vs Crystal Palace | Sun. April 17th - 16.00

[GP]

3-0

Cech to come back into the side, otherwise unchanged.

[Kano]

Easy loss

[Niall_Quinn]

By the time this match kicks off we could be 16 points behind the leaders with only 18 left to play for :doh:

#believe

[Marc Overmars]

I've got a free club level seat for this. Mmm, prawn sandwiches.

Should be a comfortable win, Palace have been rubbish for months now.

2-0.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

who actually cares?

[Niall_Quinn]

who actually cares?

Me. Although I couldn't tell you why. It's either Arsenal or crack cocaine. I prefer downers.

[GP]

who actually cares?

We all do, lets be honest.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Me. Although I couldn't tell you why. It's either Arsenal or crack cocaine. I prefer downers.

Got to be a reason why people smoke crack cocaine

I'd personally rather smoke opium, it's the snob in me

[fakeyank]

5-0

Sanchez hattrick

[AFC Leveller]

By the time this match kicks off we could be 16 points behind Leicester, who were promoted last season, with only 18 left to play for :doh:

#believe

Corrected it for you

[Letters]

Interesting use of the word 'corrected' when all you've done is add something which isn't true.

[AFC Leveller]

Weren't they promoted last season?

[Marc Overmars]

Weren't they promoted last season?

Season before last.

[Letters]

Either way, still :wacko: at what they're doing this season.

[AFC Leveller]

Either way, still :wacko: at what they're doing this season.

my point is it doesnt take 12 years to build a title winning squad and you dont need billions.

[Letters]

Well, Leicester are showing that to be true. But City and Chelsea (and Utd have hardly been frugal in the transfer market) have spent the last 10 years showing it does help quite a lot.

[Bumble]

we will win and it doesn't really matter much.

[GP]

Pressure's off so of course we'll win.

[Marc Overmars]

With City and Liverpool still involved in Europe I'm sure we'll win most, if not all our remaining games to ensure we don't finish 4th.

[selassie]

By the time this match kicks off we could be 16 points behind the leaders with only 18 left to play for :doh:

#believe

"Loooooook, well I believe this squad has unbelievable mental strength and is top quality, we will fight until it's mathematically impossible to win the league"

"Loooooook, if you take away the games we lose then we would be top, that's unbelievable consistency"

[milla]

"Loooooook, well I believe this squad has unbelievable mental strength and is top quality, we will fight until it's mathematically impossible to win the league"

"Loooooook, if you take away the games we lose then we would be top, that's unbelievable consistency"

"Loooooookk, I am a French cu#t"

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

It's really becoming harder to tell what he is actually saying and what is being said by means of parody

[Kano]

"Loooooookk, I am a French cu#t"

Didn't know you were French.

[Letters]

:rimshot:

:lol:

[AFC Leveller]

"I don't understand why people say we collapsed, we have been in the top all season and beat the best team twice and we're unlucky with some results"

True or false?

[Niall_Quinn]

"I don't understand why people say we collapsed, we have been in the top all season and beat the best team twice and we're unlucky with some results"

True or false?

By top he means 4th. So true, we have been at the "top" all season and therefore we have not collapsed. We have just been the unfortunate victims of a one-off Leicester fluke. Now if you don't mention the chavs and the typos neither will I. But if you do mention them then I'll say to those ignorant people saying their demise was a gift horse we looked straight in the mouth, LOOOOOOK, we will probably finish below the gypos so bang goes your theory!

[Power n Glory]

"I don't understand why people say we collapsed, we have been in the top all season and beat the best team twice and we're unlucky with some results"

True or false?

False

[Marc Overmars]

Didn't know you get free drinks at half time in club level. That's me sorted tbh. No wonder all the fuckers are never out for the 2nd half.

[Munchies]

Don't even care about any games now

Arsenal :rose:

[Kano]

Didn't know you get free drinks at half time in club level. That's me sorted tbh. No wonder all the fuckers are never out for the 2nd half.

Get hammered at the clubs expense, the sun is out and you're sitting in front of a nice park. Pretty nice Sunday afternoon really.

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CgP9_71WcAAnxD9.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cech. :bow:

[Kano]

'king Gabriel

[GP]

'king Gabriel

He's good but I wouldn't call him the King yet...

[Niall_Quinn]

Arsenal starting XI: Cech, Bellerin, Koscielny, Gabriel, Monreal, Coquelin, Elneny, Iwobi, Ozil, Alexis, Welbeck
Arsenal substitutes: Ospina, Mertesacker, Chambers, Ramsey, Walcott, Campbell, Giroud

L'Imbecile sticks with his accidental team apart from a nod to sanity with the reintroduction of Cech. Should be enough to do Palace. You would think. And hope.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Can still be Mathematical Champions. :geek:

A defeat it is.

[Master Splinter]

One win in 86 for Palace.

The last time they beat us was 1994.

They've beaten us three times in their history.

Only one result here.

[Kano]

Too easy

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sky aren't giving our match any build-up. :lol:

Palace still could go down.

[Ernesto]

One win in 86 for Palace.

The last time they beat us was 1994.

They've beaten us three times in their history.

Only one result here.

I remember that one!

Bloody John Salako

[Niall_Quinn]

It would be nice to see us play open and attacking football today and score a few goals. Now the season is over could we at least get 90 minutes of decent football?

[Munchies]

It would be nice to see us play open and attacking football today and score a few goals. Now the season is over could we at least get 90 minutes of decent football?

Wenger is in charge so no

[Niall_Quinn]

Wenger is in charge so no

He's already emailed me and said I should be realistic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Heskey can't even stay for our game.

[Munchies]

He's already emailed me and said I should be realistic.

have you ever managed a game in your life?

:haha:

[AFC Leveller]

any streams?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Arsenal. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Awful backpass to Cech.

[Munchies]

any streams?

http://www.ronaldo7.net/video/sports-live/sports-live-streaming.html

Scroll all the way down to the list

Don't click any big ads

HD ones are good but tend to get taken down

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Decent enough ball from Alexis, Delaney cut it out.

[Niall_Quinn]

The fucking sideways shit. It's sooooooo fucking dull.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Elneny shoots, charged down.

[Niall_Quinn]

Our football is almost unwatchable. Except for the odd moment every 90.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a pass from Özil. :bow:

[Globalgunner]

He's already emailed me and said I should be realistic.

NQ still hoping for something different after all these years. We could get lucky however and the boys ignore all the pre game instructions.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Our football is almost unwatchable. Except for the odd moment every 90.

Yeah we get it, you don't like it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Thank fuck for Ozil. Welbeck asleep though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coquelin boots it out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Terrible shot from Alexis.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Not a good clearance from Cech.

[Niall_Quinn]

Newcastle have scored more goals at home than us :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Iwobi with the tekkers.

[Power n Glory]

This is a bit shit. :lol:

[Power n Glory]

Jeez Ozil. Shoot. On his good foot. Heck of a touch from Iwobi.

[Niall_Quinn]

What a load of pointless shit. 60 passes and then float the cross to their keeper. Absolute wank.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gabriel and Coquelin at the circus.

[Kano]

Gab and Kos :doh:

[KSE Comedy Club]

We are making palace look like a side to be feared :lol:

[Power n Glory]

What the heck was that, Danny?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dann header, goes some way away.

[AFC Leveller]

We will get caught out with one of these coutner attacks if we dont sort outsleves out

[Niall_Quinn]

Once Palace realise we haven't turned up again we'll be in shit. Right now they are giving us respect for some reason.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kebab takes Coquelin out. Should be a yellow, tackle from behind, takes down the man.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Elneny shoots, deflects behind.

[adzzzbatch]

:sleep:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Welbz header, going wide I think but Wickham cuts it out anyway.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alexis with all the turns but then ruins it.

[Kano]

Alexis and his one foot

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bolasie rubberlegs.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

East goes South.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Beat you to the joke Rob Hawthorne! :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Ref falls over. Something for the highlights clip at least.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Puncheon with a closer effort than his pel against the Spuds

[Niall_Quinn]

Missed that. Replay shows we should have had a pen for that wrestling incident.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bolasie shoots, Cech well behind it.

[Globalgunner]

First shot on target goes to.......Palace

[Niall_Quinn]

Palace fans are a noisy bunch. They are disturbing our home fans with that constant racket :sulk:

[Power n Glory]

Welbeck is pretty shit. Sanchez having an off game as well.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alright, this is a bit piss.

[Power n Glory]

Why would Ozil try another one two from that position?

[Niall_Quinn]

Looks like we've clunked into 2nd gear. Most of us anyway. Welbeck and Alexis still idling.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The one time Alexis decides not to run with it!

[Munchies]

Welbeck is pretty shit. Sanchez having an off game as well.

Wouldn't mind if we cash in on Alexis tbh

provided it's spent !

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kos header at the near post but wide.

[Power n Glory]

Zero movement up front. They have given up. Elneny wondering what the heck is going on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sigh. So much time to get a cross in there.

[Globalgunner]

Somehow while I was asleep these last 10 years the objective of our play seems to be to complete as many passes as possible in front of the opposition goal. Actual goals no longer are the arbiter of the better team it seems.

[Niall_Quinn]

Kos with a decisive clearance. Hopefully he can do the same in our box.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Wouldn't mind if we cash in on Alexis tbh

provided it's spent !

I think his one trick pony act has been exposed somewhat

[Niall_Quinn]

Somehow while I was asleep these last 10 years the objective of our play seems to be to complete as many passes as possible in front of the opposition goal. Actual goals no longer are the arbiter of the better team it seems.

You realise when Wenger says we lacked a little bit sharpness he's boasting.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Welbz gets us a freekick.

[adzzzbatch]

It's such a chore watching us especially knowing there's nothing to play for.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alexis effort, deflected.

[Munchies]

It's such a chore watching us especially knowing there's nothing to play for.

I'd rather be on this forum than watch the game

F the bottling cunts

[adzzzbatch]

We must be the worst dead ball team on the planet.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gabriel letting him know he is there.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lovely cross by Ozil, right into the danger zone. We have to get a striker who can get in there and finish those off. Or even just get in there.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dann has fallen asleep. Don't blame him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Boos incoming. Then again no shots on target against Palace at home in one half is quite shite.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hennessey saves from Özil.

[Niall_Quinn]

Come on Ozil. You have to put that away. Oh well.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wickham header over.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

ALEXIS!!!!!

What a header!!

[adzzzbatch]

woot

[Master Splinter]

ALEXIS!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

Luckily Wickham is total shit. We decided not to defend that one.

[Power n Glory]

Good stuff.

[adzzzbatch]

we haven't given palace much time to equalise before HT.

[Niall_Quinn]

1-0 Alexis. Nice header. Typical Arsenal. 46 minutes of utter shit and then 1 moment to keep the crowd onside.

[Letters]

Slow. Tippy. Tappy. But good goal, when it came.

[Munchies]

Alexis goal

https://streamable.com/o7wv

[AFC Leveller]

Welbeck is very weak for a strong guy. he almost never wins crosses and gets barged of the ball easily by any old lump. Giroud is way better than him at getting a head first and winning his headers.

[Master Splinter]

Welbz, Ozil and Alexis have been crap, apart from the last few minutes.

Elneny is constantly on the move, covering ground, making intelligent forward runs. Shame no-one is on his wavelength.

[Niall_Quinn]

HT 1-0

tbf as entertaining as chronic constipation.

[AFC Leveller]

http://www.ronaldo7.net/video/sports-live/sports-live-streaming.html

Scroll all the way down to the list

Don't click any big ads

HD ones are good but tend to get taken down

cheers

[Letters]

At least the Spanish commentary on my stream is entertaining :d

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stringer Bell and the King of the North. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

HT 1-0

tbf as entertaining as chronic constipation.

At least we could get one out.

[Munchies]

At least we could get one out.


ayyy :lol:

[adzzzbatch]

this is fucking shite.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ledley booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Özil freekick, thought it was in. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Drop ball. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coquelin got embarrassed there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wickham off, Ade on to a warm reception.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hennessey saves from Welbz, Elneny with a scuffer.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coquelin has been awful.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alexis header, just wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ade only miles offside.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great corner routine guys.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dann booked, scrote special.

[Niall_Quinn]

Went to the shops. Looks like I missed loads.

Bif and Ramsey coming on to transform the game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Welbeck off, Bif on.

Iwobi off, Ramsey on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Puncheon off, Zaha on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cech tips over from Sako's header, apparently.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Giroud scuffer.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Piss poor shot from Alexis.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coquelin thinks he is someone he is not.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Constantly overhitting crosses.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-1 Bolasie. Dear god.

[adzzzbatch]

:haha: :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

What the hell was Cech doing there then?

[adzzzbatch]

Pathetic Arsenal, just pathetic.

[Munchies]

What happened?

A mate of mine is laughing his ass off

[Niall_Quinn]

About 11 minutes to go and we're one game closer to the end of this joke season. Then just one more joke of a season to go and maybe, just maybe...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Theo on.

[Power n Glory]

We're going for that 4th place battle.

[Niall_Quinn]

What happened?

A mate of mine is laughing his ass off

Oh yeah, sorry. Palace scored a gift of an equaliser. Coquelin invited Bolasse to shoot. So he did. And it went in along the ground at Cech's right post. Bit crap from Cech.

Now Walnut is on. No idea why.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Theo. :haha:

Sackable offence.

[Power n Glory]

Elneny off. Wenger disrupts the shape too often. You need to able to still build an attack.

[Munchies]

Oh yeah, sorry. Palace scored a gift of an equaliser. Coquelin invited Bolasse to shoot. So he did. And it went in along the ground at Cech's right post. Bit crap from Cech.

Now Walnut is on. No idea why.


Meh. Cheers mate.

AFTV vids should be good :popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gabriel header, easy for Hennessey.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Four added minutes.

[Niall_Quinn]

4 more minutes :doh:

[Kano]

We're showing resilience to hang onto a point here.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Newcastle have scored more goals at home than us :haha:

To be fair, we only play there once this season.

[adzzzbatch]

We're just a shambles really!

[Niall_Quinn]

Get it square lads!

[Munchies]

We're showing resilience to hang onto a point here.


Laughed too much at this :lol:

[Gooner23]

Mental strength :pal:

[Niall_Quinn]

To be fair, we only play there once this season.

I'm past being fair.

[Globalgunner]

Fuckers in Fucking up shocker

[Niall_Quinn]

As soon as Wenger talked about winning all our remaining games we should have known.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-1 FT. Wenger has to go, I just can't take anymore.

[adzzzbatch]

Just fuck off Arsenal.

[Letters]

:ilt:

Pathetic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stop clapping the fans you tits, just get off the pitch and think about how shit you've been then correct it.

[Niall_Quinn]

That fucking ref blew before Alexis could shoot. What a cunt.

Anyway, FT 1-1

Mathematically we're still in this title. Fans need to get behind the team and we can do it.

[Niall_Quinn]

In some ways Wenger needs to fuck off and take his boreball with him.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oh yeah, we're back in 4th now. :trophy:

[Maestro]

:haha::haha::haha::haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Well it wouldn't be an Arsenal season without a scrap to remain in the top four right at the end.

[Maestro]

Wonder what our esteemed leader has to say after this one

[Kano]

1-1 FT. Wenger has to go, I just can't take anymore.

Same time next season then?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Same time next season then?

:sick:

We'll probably have a storming first half of the season and get me foolishly believing again. I feel like a hamster glued to a wheel.

[Niall_Quinn]

Wonder what our esteemed leader has to say after this one

Something along the lines of us having to win all our games and see what happens, I suppose. Anyway, he did all his talking before the match. Expect fuck all in the summer, there has been no collapse, and get behind the team.

[Letters]

Wonder what our esteemed leader has to say after this one

Don't look at me, even I'm sick of this nonsense.

[Niall_Quinn]

:sick:

We'll probably have a storming first half of the season and get me foolishly believing again. I feel like a hamster glued to a wheel.


4th place winners again and you are complaining.