This Weekend's Fixtures & Chelsea v Tottenham (April 30, 01/02 May)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lamela booked. :rolleyes:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Amazing shot from Hazard.

[Niall_Quinn]

That was a considered two footed lunge by Lamela. Executed it with precision, right under the ref's nose.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rose gets smashed in the face by Willian.

[Niall_Quinn]

Why hasn't Costa or Azzah dived to get a pen yet? They are so off form tonight.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 1-2 Spuds, Cahill!

[Thierrymon]

Yay. Ashamed that I am supporting Chelsea.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Took a really good touch. :haha:

No.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuck it - chavs pub it in :doh:

I mean, YESSSSSSSS, great goal by chav Cahill :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa. :haha:

[Kano]

Costa the clown :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Ridiculous dive by Costa. He has to do better than that!

[Globalgunner]

Diego Costa. What a chump!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Needed to be first time from Willian.

[Niall_Quinn]

Terrible attempt at a fluke from Willian :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

It's official. Azzzaah can still win the title according to Tyler.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Son hauled off, Mason on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Spud off, spud on.

[Marc Overmars]

On goes the TV.

Come on Chelsea you awful pub team.

[Kano]

Someone needs to slap the annoying little Chav shit in the corner.

[Niall_Quinn]

Kane faking a head injury. Scumbag.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hazard ball across goal, scuffed away by the Spuds.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Someone needs to slap the annoying little Chav shit in the corner.

Hazard?

[Niall_Quinn]

Shit. That was close, Costa inches away from pubbing it in.

[Niall_Quinn]

Mikel defending really well for the spuds.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mason should have roofed it.

[Kano]

Hazard?

Sure, he can die too.

[Niall_Quinn]

Mason misses a sitter. Get him on the plane for Engurland.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oscar coming on. Now we'll get some serious diving.

[Niall_Quinn]

Mikel, what a turd of a player.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Clattenburg thinks he is Christ.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rose off injured, Davies on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 2-2 Spuds, HAZARD!!!!

:haha:

[Thierrymon]

Goaaaaaaaaaaal

Azzah!

[fakeyank]

AZZZAAAA!! Greatest player in the galaxy!! :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

GET IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2-2

AZZZAAAAAAHHHHHH! What a player!

[Marc Overmars]

Come on! :dance:

[Kano]

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sky forgetting to tone down the crowd noise.

[LDG]

Get in.

[fakeyank]

Are the Chavs singing "You are fucking shit"? Couldnt tell.. :lol:

[Globalgunner]

Eden Hazard can be a majestic player when he wants to be

[Marc Overmars]

Agent Cesc :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cesc claiming Lamela stamped on his hand.

[Kano]

Cesc you dick :lol:

[AFC Leveller]

Lamella the cheat

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Clatternbrug has decided to do nothing. What a wanker.

[Niall_Quinn]

Clattenberg laughing at chivvy dives again.

No Fabregash is crying.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

This is fucking hilarious.

I don't even know how many have been booked now.

[Kano]

Spurs falling to pieces

[Thierrymon]

Spurs players losing their shit.

[Marc Overmars]

Chelsea cheating their way to the finish :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Got to be red for Dier.

[Niall_Quinn]

So funny watching the chavs doing what they do - when it's not against us. Absolute scumbags. The spuds thought they could outchav them - they were badly mistaken.

[fakeyank]

Aldowaldo is dead :rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Six added minutes. :lol:

Chadli on.

[LDG]

Six? Fark off.

[Globalgunner]

Spuds actually thought they could do this?. They almost did.

[Niall_Quinn]

Looks like we're going to play until the spuds score.

[Master Splinter]

Walker, Dembele and Dier still somehow on the pitch.

Clattenburg and Oliver trying to out-shit each other.

Is there a decent ref in the world left?

[Niall_Quinn]

Come on Costa you cheating cunt, dive for the winner!

[AFC Leveller]

Come on hold on u chavs

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fight night again!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Big Man readying his Leicester kit.

[Niall_Quinn]

Another spud booked - Kane.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dier has to be off surely?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mason's tackle was ridiculous too.

[AFC Leveller]

Dier should have been sent off against us and today..

[Kano]

Dirty shithole of a team

[Master Splinter]

Gary Mabbutt and Jurgen Klinsmann booked.

[Marc Overmars]

It's over!!!

Leicester are champions. WTF? :haha: :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Dier surely off now?

Mason booked. But what about Dier FFS?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 2-2 Spuds, FT!

Leicester are Champions. :lol:

[Thierrymon]

Leicester! :lol:

Gud Jerb

[Munchies]

LOOOOOL

[Niall_Quinn]

Leicester may well be champions, but the big news is Dier didn't get sent off! WTF??????

[LDG]

Congrats Leicester!!

Spuds :haha:






:haha: :haha: :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

They're still fighting. :haha:

It's Inter - Valencia again!

[Marc Overmars]

Spurs have lost the plot. :haha:

[GP]

After losing out for years, they finally finish above Arsenal, Utd, City, Liverpool, Chelsea...


Lose out to Leicester

:haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

How do you go in to a game and come out looking bigger dickheads than Chelsea? :wacko:

[Kano]

:haha: Spurs all over the place

[Master Splinter]

http://static.goal.com/2407800/2407892_heroa.jpg

:bow:

[fakeyank]

Sp*rs suffering a meltdown of epic proportions :haha:

[LDG]

Rofling Lolspurs

[Niall_Quinn]

9 booked for the spuds and it should have been 3 reds too. Spuds still trying to pick up bookings on the touchline.

[GP]

How do you go in to a game and come out looking bigger dickheads than Chelsea? :wacko:

Spurs DNA

[Niall_Quinn]

Are they going to get docked points like we did?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Are they going to get docked points like we did?

70 seems fair.

[Master Splinter]

Can we pre-order the 'We Almost Won The League' and 'We're Moving To A Sixty Thousand-Seater Stadium' Blu-rays on the Spurs website yet?

[Marc Overmars]

Greatest footballing achievement in my lifetime.

Incredible.

Leicester FFS. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Greatest title win on Sky ever, although they did acknowledge some stuff happened before Sky. Like Adam and Eve and the Romans and stuff.

[Niall_Quinn]

Can we pre-order the 'We Almost Won The League' and 'We're Moving To A Sixty Thousand-Seater Stadium' Blu-rays on the Spurs website yet?

No, but the champions cake is still there at a knockdown price.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Sporting history in the making, put our car crash of a season to one side and this is a victory for Football.

[Master Splinter]

9 booked for the spuds and it should have been 3 reds too. Spuds still trying to pick up bookings on the touchline.

Dier should have been sent off 3 times alone.

Retroactive punishment is pointless because next season scummy teams like Spurs and Chelsea will continue to get away with it during games when it actually matters.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dier should have been sent off 3 times alone.

Retroactive punishment is pointless because next season scummy teams like Spurs and Chelsea will continue to get away with it during games when it actually matters.

It'll all even itself out when Gabriel gets sent off for getting in the way pf Costa's punch.

[Niall_Quinn]

Big celebrations in Leicester. Of course we still have our 4th place title celebrations to come.

[Munchies]

What a season :bow:

Arsenal :doh:

Leicester :bow:

Spurs :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Greatest title win on Sky ever, although they did acknowledge some stuff happened before Sky. Like Adam and Eve and the Romans and stuff.

Do not forget also that Pires cheated on a spelling test aged 6.

[Munchies]

Big celebrations in Leicester. Of course we still have our 4th place title celebrations to come.

I laughed :lol:

[Munchies]

Thank you fine gentlemen for the banter, Play By Play and everything else this season.

A shame we can't be celebrating but yeah, cheers for all the updates and shit.

:scarf:

Summer transfer misery LOOMS

[Kano]

Dier should have been sent off 3 times alone.

Retroactive punishment is pointless because next season scummy teams like Spurs and Chelsea will continue to get away with it during games when it actually matters.

Arsenal's British core :lol:

[Marc Overmars]

Sporting history in the making, put our car crash of a season to one side and this is a victory for Football.

Football well and truly saved at last.

[Master Splinter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=21&v=eoDgKWdfpOA

:haha: :haha:


Our dreams of a monumental mass brawl have finally become a reality. Shame about Clattenburg's incompetence.

[GP]

Mark Schwarzer has just won back-to-back PL titles.

:haha:

[The Wengerbabies]

Holy fucking shit.

Unbelievable just unbelievable.

I thought they'd win it for a while but now they actually have I just can't believe.

Wow!!!

[Kano]

We beat them twice so that makes us the champions of champions.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Even a Spurs fan Facebook friend admitted his team were scrotes tonight.

[Munchies]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=21&v=eoDgKWdfpOA

:haha: :haha:


Our dreams of a monumental mass brawl have finally become a reality. Shame about Clattenburg's incompetence.


:bow:

COSTA :bow:

[Munchies]

We beat them twice so that makes us the champions of champions.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/001/334/071/ScreenShot2014-01-25at6.53.31AM_original.png

[Marc Overmars]

38 years since there have been first time winners of the league.

[Kano]

Man Utd have spent more on players in the past two seasons than Leicester have in their 132 year existence :lol:

[Munchies]

Spurs forum at the height of their joy:

http://www.thefightingcock.co.uk/forum/threads/the-mighty-spurs-vs-chavs-fc-away-2nd-may-16.17708/page-27

Spurs forum when it all went to shit:

http://www.thefightingcock.co.uk/forum/threads/the-mighty-spurs-vs-chavs-fc-away-2nd-may-16.17708/page-39

[AFC Leveller]

No way the FA will bottle this, they have to ban at least 5 spurs players.

Ranieri winning the league at Stamford bridge, guard of honor, just magic.

[GP]

Goonies R Good Enough

[Niall_Quinn]

Leicester have shown that it's possible for any club to dream.

Except us.

[Munchies]

Guus Hiddink was knocked over in the melee at FT.

https://twitter.com/Mourinholic/status/727253694299906048

:haha: :haha: :haha:

[Munchies]

No way the FA will bottle this, they have to ban at least 5 spurs players.

Ranieri winning the league at Stamford bridge, guard of honor, just magic.

WOW

What are the chances eh!!!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Good point from Lineker. Isn't a nice to have a title race without "mind games" and managerial bullshit.

Oh shut up Murphy. "Won't somebody please think of the children"

[Munchies]

Good point from Lineker. Isn't a nice to have a title race without "mind games" and managerial bullshit.

Oh shut up Murphy. "Won't somebody please think of the children"


Wenger would be sent to hospital :lol:

Guy would crack if someone had a run in with him now

[Marc Overmars]

Good point from Lineker. Isn't a nice to have a title race without "mind games" and managerial bullshit.

Yeah didn't realise that until now. Too busy being bitter and twisted at our own failings.

Ranieri and Poch are both pretty classy guys in fairness.

[Munchies]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5up8kJoCsJM

MOTD just now

[Munchies]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsAOTvjoR7Q

this does the job too

What a song

Please Arsenal. Could cry at all this bottling, when are we gonna win it again

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Who knows, goes much longer we are going to be in Liverpool territory

[Marc Overmars]

Well if this season has taught us anything it's that you can't always predict the future. Imagine if someone told you in 2004 after we beat Leicester to complete the unbeaten season they'd win the league before we did again. Bonkers.

We'll be back. WUMger might even pull off his greatest WUM and win it for us before heading off into the sunset. That's a hell of a lot more likely than the odds of Leicester winning it this season that's for sure.

[Munchies]

Well if this season has taught us anything it's that you can't always predict the future. Imagine if someone told you in 2004 after we beat Leicester to complete the unbeaten season they'd win the league before we did again. Bonkers.

We'll be back. WUMger might even pull off his greatest WUM and win it for us before heading off into the sunset. That's a hell of a lot more likely than the odds of Leicester winning it this season that's for sure.

Just needed that striker and a better CB/CM :(

Everyone will be gunning for it next season. My confidence in the team/Arsene is at an all time low.

---

http://www.haveyoueverseentottenhamwintheleague.com/

:lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Well if this season has taught us anything it's that you can't always predict the future. Imagine if someone told you in 2004 after we beat Leicester to complete the unbeaten season they'd win the league before we did again. Bonkers.

We'll be back. WUMger might even pull off his greatest WUM and win it for us before heading off into the sunset. That's a hell of a lot more likely than the odds of Leicester winning it this season that's for sure.

We need a new manager before we can think about titles. And a new owner. The contrast between ourselves and Leicester couldn't be greater. It could all go to shit for Leicester too. Success could be their downfall in the long run. I hope not but that's the modern game. But for now their organisation is focused on football and ours isn't. There's the fundamental difference and that's why we don't even stand a 5000-1 Leicester like chance of winning the title. We have exactly zero chance as things stand.

[fakeyank]

Spurs forum at the height of their joy:

http://www.thefightingcock.co.uk/forum/threads/the-mighty-spurs-vs-chavs-fc-away-2nd-may-16.17708/page-27

Spurs forum when it all went to shit:

http://www.thefightingcock.co.uk/forum/threads/the-mighty-spurs-vs-chavs-fc-away-2nd-may-16.17708/page-39

This is so beautiful :haha:

[I am invisible]

Jeebus, how did no one get sent off last night?!! We'd have been down to about 3 players, if that was us...

[selassie]

Leicester have shown that it's possible for any club to dream.

Except us.

:haha:

Sad thing for us is under Wenger that statement is true!

[Özim]

:haha:

Sad thing for us is under Wenger that statement is true!

That's what Wenger has taken away from the fans, hope, everything is very predictable and we just know there's zero chance of winning the big prizes, most predictable club in football.

[Maestro]

That's what Wenger has taken away from the fans, hope, everything is very predictable and we just know there's zero chance of winning the big prizes, most predictable club in football.

Maybe he's actually given us something here, certainty!

[Niall_Quinn]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-3571008/Chelsea-Tottenham-s-battle-Stamford-Bridge-wake-call-official-Mark-Clattenburg-Spurs-title-charge-got-cards-early.html

Poll believes the spuds lost out because the ref was weak :haha:

Instead of wondering why the spuds aren't being docked points for doing far worse shit than happened between us and the mancs in 1990, instead of wondering how half the spuds even stayed on the pitch, he reckons a few early bookings might have changed the outcome of the match and the title.

Fact of the matter, that was one of the most indisciplined shows in PL history and there should be major punishment for the spuds. But there won't be. There's hardly a mention. Remember the sensational shite post game in 1990? it was like we'd started WWIII.