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McNamara That Ghost...
13-05-2016, 07:42 PM
Sunday, 13th May 2016
Arsenal v Aston Villa, 15:00
Chelsea v Leicester, 15:00
Everton v Norwich, 15:00
Man Utd v Bournemouth, 15:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Newcastle v Tottenham, 15:00
Southampton v Crystal Palace, 15:00
Stoke v West Ham, 15:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss3hd.gif
Swansea v Man City, 15:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss2hd.gif
Watford v Sunderland, 15:00
West Brom v Liverpool, 15:00

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As it stands:

http://i65.tinypic.com/2r6eka9.png

Marc Overmars
13-05-2016, 07:49 PM
:tumbleweed:

Munchies
14-05-2016, 09:34 AM
Thanks for the play by play threads and the general banter that comes with it over the season lads.

Luff you all :scarf:

Onto the next season ... :lol:

adzzzbatch
14-05-2016, 11:12 AM
An honourable mention for the Arsenal Ladies who are playing chelski in the women's FA Cup final this afternoon :scarf:

chelski haven't lost all season though....

GP
14-05-2016, 03:37 PM
Arsenal win the FA cup!

Wenger :bow:

#SignDaTing

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 01:11 PM
Swansea: Nordfeldt; Rangel, Amat, Fernandez, Kingsley; Britton, Cork; Routledge, Fer, Montero; Ayew.
Subs: Vickers, Naughton, Fulton, Gorre, Barrow, Emnes. Gomis.

Man City: Hart, Sagna, Otamendi, Mangala, Clichy, Navas, Fernando, Fernandinho, De Bruyne, Iheanacho, Aguero.
Subs: Caballero, Sterling, Kolarov, Demichelis, Nasri, Toure, Bony.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 01:14 PM
Chelsea: Courtois, Azpilicueta, Cahill, Ivanovic, Baba Rahman; Fabregas, Matic, Pedro, Willian, Hazard, Traore.

Leicester: Schmeichel, Simpson, Wasilewski, Morgan, Fuchs, Kante, Drinkwater, King, Mahrez, Vardy, Gray.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 01:17 PM
Newcastle: Darlow, Janmaat, Taylor, Mbemba, Dummett, Tiote, Colback, Townsend, Sissoko, Wijnaldum, Mitrovic.

Tottenham: Lloris, Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Davies; Dier, Mason; Lamela, Eriksen, Son; Kane.

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Everton: Howard, Pennington, Stones, Jagielka, Baines, McCarthy, Barry, Mirallas, Dowell, Davies, Lukaku.

Norwich: Ruddy, Ivo Pinto, Martin, Bennett, Olsson, Redmond, O'Neil, Dorrans, Jarvis, Naismith, Jerome.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 01:20 PM
Man Utd: De Gea, Borthwick-Jackson, Blind, Smalling, Valencia, Carrick, Lingard, Rooney, Martial, Mata, Rashord.

Bournemouth: Federici, Daniels, Cook, Elphick, Francis, Pugh, Arter, Surman, Ritchie, King, Wilson.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 01:21 PM
Stoke: Given, Cameron, Shawcross, Wollscheid, Pieters, Whelan, Walters, Arnautovic, Imbula, Krkic, Joselu.

West Ham: Randolph, Tomkins, Reid, Ogbonna, Cresswell, Noble, Kouyate, Antonio, Lanzini, Sakho, Carroll.

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Southampton: Forster, Martina, Fonte, van Dijk, Bertrand, Wanyama, Romeu, Mané, Davis, Tadic, Long.

Crystal Palace: Speroni; Ward, Mariappa, Delaney, Souare; Mutch, McArthur, Jedinak, Puncheon; Gayle, Adebayor.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 01:26 PM
West Brom: Foster; Olsson, Yacob, Evans, Gardner, McClean, McAuley, Fletcher, Dawson, Rondon, Leko.

Liverpool: Bogdan, Flanagan, Skrtel, Lucas, Smith, Stewart, Allen, Brannagan, Ibe, Ojo, Benteke.

Kano
15-05-2016, 01:29 PM
We've had a lasagne fest, Fulop falling to pieces and an Henry hat-trick. Third time lucky too?

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 01:32 PM
Chelsea boss Guus Hiddink: "It is important for the whole stadium to end well against the new champions against the old champions. It is a beautiful scenario and hopefully we can end with a win.

"I don't wish Claudio Ranieri well for the game. He rang me after the Tottenham gave but we want to fight for a win.

"This week there has been conversations with club and John Terry and he wants to think about it. Let's keep the hand on the egg."

Hand on the egg, WTF?

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 01:35 PM
Watford: Gomes, Cathcart, Prodl, Britos, Ake, Abdi, Guedioura, Watson, Jurado, Ighalo, Deeney.

Sunderland: Pickford, Yedlin, T Robson, O’Shea, Kone, Larsson, Rodwell, Lens, Watmore Greenwood, N'Doye.

Kano
15-05-2016, 01:45 PM
Geoff Shreeves make-up :lol:

Old Trafford being evacuated, everyone including Sky have to get out the stadium.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 01:47 PM
Old Trafford being evacuated...

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 01:49 PM
Sky with the Race for the Top 4 Graphic. :lol:

Kano
15-05-2016, 01:50 PM
The Sky team are obviously seen as expendable in this sort of situation.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 01:51 PM
Merse thinks we should go for Big Man. :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 02:05 PM
Suspect package at Old Trafford, LVG's contract probably.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 02:05 PM
Disallowed goal for Iheanacho. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 02:06 PM
No wait, now he has given the goal!

:haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 02:06 PM
Man Utd - Bournemouth has been abandoned!

Probably a decision taken after Citeh scored.

Kano
15-05-2016, 02:08 PM
Match adandoned :lol:

Probably play it next season at some point.

Marc Overmars
15-05-2016, 02:08 PM
Oh dear. :wacko:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 02:10 PM
Disallowed goal for Montero, although who knows with Mike Dean.

Who said today would be dull? Sky Bomb Disposal. :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 02:11 PM
Man Utd should have to play the Bournemouth game, travel down to Wembley and play the Cup final, all on the same day.

The Emirates Gallactico
15-05-2016, 02:11 PM
Suspicious package found at Old Trafford apparently. Harsh way to label Fellani tbh.


Abandoned now? lol how's that going to work then? Isn't the point of the last days games is that they're meant to be played at the same time to prevent anyone from getting a competitive edge.

The Emirates Gallactico
15-05-2016, 02:13 PM
15:11
Manchester United midfielder Michael Carrick is chatting on his phone, looking concerned, while fans chant "you don't know what you're doing".

:lol::lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 02:13 PM
What does it mean for Fantasy Football?!!

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 02:14 PM
WBA 1-0 Liverpool, Rondon. :lol:

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
15-05-2016, 02:15 PM
This suspect package obviously is a bit more than a sainsburys bag containing a Red Leicester and tomato sandwich and a packet of 20 rothmans if they deem it necessary to abandon the game.

Wasn't there Republican terrorist warnings a few days ago, you wonder if they've left something and phoned it in by way of saying "we're back".

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 02:19 PM
Barcodes 1-0 Spuds, WIJNALDUM!!!

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 02:20 PM
Everton 1-0 Norwich, McCarthy.

The Emirates Gallactico
15-05-2016, 02:20 PM
OH YES


RAFA YOU MAGNIFICIENT BASTARD!

Marc Overmars
15-05-2016, 02:20 PM
:popcorn:

adzzzbatch
15-05-2016, 02:21 PM
Please!!!!! :pray:

The Emirates Gallactico
15-05-2016, 02:22 PM
:haha: :haha:


Don't fuck this up now. And I'm talking to you as well Arsenal!

Kano
15-05-2016, 02:22 PM
:haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 02:23 PM
WBA 1-1 Liverpool, Ibe.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 02:24 PM
Stoke 0-1 'Ammers, Antonio!

adzzzbatch
15-05-2016, 02:25 PM
Blow the whistle!

AFC Leveller
15-05-2016, 02:25 PM
Hold on Newcastle plz.

The Emirates Gallactico
15-05-2016, 02:26 PM
Hold on Newcastle plz.

Honestly wouldn't put it past Newcastle to win but us to conceed a last minute equaliser to Villa the way this shitshow of a season has been. :lol::lol:

Marc Overmars
15-05-2016, 02:27 PM
Sky are giving this the split screen treatment. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 02:29 PM
Slow and indecisive from Iheanacho.

Kano
15-05-2016, 02:32 PM
They could've at least put the Spurs game on SS1 or 2.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 02:34 PM
All media staff being turfed out at Old Trafford.

Sky. :haha:

Globalgunner
15-05-2016, 02:34 PM
Mangala!. What a clown

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 02:40 PM
Watford 0-1 Sunderland, Rodwell.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 02:40 PM
Barcodes 2-0 Spuds, MITROVIC!!

:haha:

adzzzbatch
15-05-2016, 02:40 PM
GET IN!!!!

Kano
15-05-2016, 02:40 PM
2-0!

:haha:

This is too much!

Munchies
15-05-2016, 02:42 PM
holy shit!!

Munchies
15-05-2016, 02:43 PM
As it stands then, Arsenal are going to finish second. That would be their best finish since 2005.


Progress :bow:

The Emirates Gallactico
15-05-2016, 02:44 PM
>Go downstairs to make a sandwich
>Come back up and Newcastle are two up!


:haha::haha:

Don't fuck this up now! Both of you Arsenal and Newcastle! :mad:

Marc Overmars
15-05-2016, 02:44 PM
Spurs. :lol:

This is pathetic even by their standards.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 02:45 PM
Everton 2-0 Norwich, Baines pelanty.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 02:46 PM
Swansea 1-1 Citeh, AYEW!!!! Deflected freekick.

Kano
15-05-2016, 02:46 PM
Arsenal, second best team in the country :lol:

BLiTW :bow:

Munchies
15-05-2016, 02:47 PM
Pochettino's "fantastic Spurs" are set to finish on less points than AVB's Spurs who then got the sack 4 months in to the following season

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 02:48 PM
Fernando. :haha:

Southampton 1-0 Palace, Mane!

Munchies
15-05-2016, 02:53 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CigTytdWgAASU5E.jpg

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 02:53 PM
Sky are presenting outside OT. :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 02:53 PM
Here come the Bomb Disposal Unit. :o

Kano
15-05-2016, 02:54 PM
Sky bringing us all the live car parking as it happens.

Marc Overmars
15-05-2016, 02:55 PM
Honestly wouldn't put it past Newcastle to win but us to conceed a last minute equaliser to Villa the way this shitshow of a season has been. :lol::lol:

Yep, I'm more concerned about us coasting and not finishing the game off.

Ernesto
15-05-2016, 02:55 PM
It's happening again, it's happening agaaaaaaain, Tottenham hotspur, it's happening again

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 02:56 PM
Fantasy Football is giving Smalling cleansheet points at the moment. :haha:

The Emirates Gallactico
15-05-2016, 02:56 PM
There's going to be a controlled explosion at Old Trafford.

Seems like it was a legit bomb and the authorities thank god made the right call. There are some sick fucks in the world.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:05 PM
Watford 1-1 Sunderland, Prodl.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:08 PM
Iheanacho. :doh:

Master Splinter
15-05-2016, 03:08 PM
Spuds :haha:.

dostoy
15-05-2016, 03:08 PM
Lets not excited yet, they will come out strong in the second half.

Come one Newcastle and Arsenal.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:09 PM
Watford 1-2 Sunderland, Lens.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:09 PM
Lets not excited yet, they will come out strong in the second half.

Come one Newcastle and Arsenal.

Yeah now isn't the time to get excited. :sarcy:

Everton 3-0 Norwich, Mirallas.

The Emirates Gallactico
15-05-2016, 03:10 PM
Everytime the BBC sport site update their live feed with a goal I get a minor heart attack. Jesus wept, get another goal already you cunts.

AFC Leveller
15-05-2016, 03:10 PM
I have more faith in Newcastle holding on then us at the minute, if there is a chance to fuck up wenger wont let it slip.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:15 PM
Routledge off, Barrow on.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:15 PM
Stoke 1-1 'Ammers, Imbula.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:17 PM
Watford 2-2 Sunderland, Deeney pelanty.

AFC Leveller
15-05-2016, 03:19 PM
2-1 Lamella

The Emirates Gallactico
15-05-2016, 03:19 PM
Fuck sake. What's going on here Rafa?

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:19 PM
Barcodes 2-1 Spuds, Lamela.

Master Splinter
15-05-2016, 03:20 PM
Everytime the BBC sport site update their live feed with a goal I get a minor heart attack. Jesus wept, get another goal already you cunts.

Even after the complete shit show of a season and everything else that's sucked hope and enjoyment out of football and Arsenal, you still care.

It's an illness tbh.

Munchies
15-05-2016, 03:20 PM
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk

adzzzbatch
15-05-2016, 03:20 PM
Oh FFS.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:23 PM
Southampton 2-0 Palace, Pelle.

Chelsea 1-0 Leicester, Cesc pelanty.

The Emirates Gallactico
15-05-2016, 03:24 PM
Even after the complete shit show of a season and everything else that's sucked hope and enjoyment out of football and Arsenal, you still care.

It's an illness tbh.

Not losing our St Totteringham's Day record. It's the last minor crumb of comfort we can scavenge from this trainwreck of a season tbh.

Marc Overmars
15-05-2016, 03:25 PM
Come on Barcodes.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:25 PM
Mitrovic sent off. :haha:

adzzzbatch
15-05-2016, 03:25 PM
Fucking down to 10 now

The Emirates Gallactico
15-05-2016, 03:26 PM
Oh you absolute useless cunt Mitrovic! What's the point?

Marc Overmars
15-05-2016, 03:26 PM
Yeah, it's not happening.

AFC Leveller
15-05-2016, 03:26 PM
Mitrovic is such a cunt, wtf is he doing?

The Emirates Gallactico
15-05-2016, 03:27 PM
Yeah, it's not happening.

I blame Munchies for bumping up that thread prematurely tbh. :coffee:

Munchies
15-05-2016, 03:28 PM
Oh fuck off!!!

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:28 PM
Iheanacho is having a stinker.

Munchies
15-05-2016, 03:29 PM
how long do they have to hold on for?

The Emirates Gallactico
15-05-2016, 03:30 PM
how long do they have to hold on for?

Around 20 minutes and considering the difference between Newcastle's defence and Spurs' Attack this season ...... there's zero chance of it happening.

Oh well, it was always unlikely. The record had to end eventually.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:31 PM
Iheanacho is having a stinker.

And he's off for Nasri.

adzzzbatch
15-05-2016, 03:31 PM
YYEEEESSS

Munchies
15-05-2016, 03:31 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:31 PM
Barcodes 3-1 Spuds, WIJNALDUM!!!!

The Emirates Gallactico
15-05-2016, 03:32 PM
:haha::haha::haha:

Marc Overmars
15-05-2016, 03:32 PM
Wow. :haha:

Kano
15-05-2016, 03:32 PM
Tottenham :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:32 PM
Rafa is a Gooner. :bow:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:33 PM
Southampton 2-1 Palace, Puncheon.

The Emirates Gallactico
15-05-2016, 03:33 PM
Right, back on us not to fuck this up!!

Get to it you fucks!

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:38 PM
Garth Crooks:


"Christian Eriksen has just waved his toe at the ball, he has had made no contact. Moussa Sissoko has gone down and the referee has fallen for it. When you see it on Match of The Day tonight you will agree with me, even Martin Keown has to admit that is not a penalty.

:haha:

Xhaka Can’t
15-05-2016, 03:39 PM
http://newsthump.com/2016/05/15/suspicious-package-at-old-trafford-identified-as-a-trophy/
:lol:

The Emirates Gallactico
15-05-2016, 03:39 PM
Apparently it a major dive to get that pelanty for Newcastle:




Garth Crooks
Former Spurs striker on Final Score

"Christian Eriksen has just waved his toe at the ball, he has had made no contact. Moussa Sissoko has gone down and the referee has fallen for it. When you see it on Match of The Day tonight you will agree with me, even Martin Keown has to admit that is not a penalty."


Not that Mr Crooks isn't biased of ofc. :rolleyes:


Still .....

:haha::haha:



Edit - Ninjaed by Maccy.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:39 PM
Montero off, Gomis on.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:40 PM
Looks like a bad one for Sajma.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:40 PM
Chelsea 1-1 Leicester, Drinkwater!

Southampton 3-1 Palace, Bertrand pelanty.

The Emirates Gallactico
15-05-2016, 03:41 PM
Looks like Debauchy (remember him?) will get called up after all.

Shaqiri Is Boss
15-05-2016, 03:42 PM
Looks like Debauchy (remember him?) will get called up after all.

He's injured as well.


Spufs :lol:

Aarons makes it 4.

Marc Overmars
15-05-2016, 03:43 PM
4-1!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking hell. :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:43 PM
Barcodes 4-1 Spuds!!!!

:haha:

Shaqiri Is Boss
15-05-2016, 03:43 PM
5!

Janmaat.



:haha:

adzzzbatch
15-05-2016, 03:43 PM
:haha:

The Emirates Gallactico
15-05-2016, 03:43 PM
I FUCKING LOVE YOU RAFA!!!!

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:43 PM
Newcastle 5-1 Totteham!!!!!

:haha:

The Emirates Gallactico
15-05-2016, 03:44 PM
OH MY GOD! WHAT'S HAPPENING!!!

:haha::haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:44 PM
St. Totteringham's Day...it's here!!!!

Niall_Quinn
15-05-2016, 03:44 PM
WTF!!!!!!!??????????

Those cunts are trying to nick our bottling trophy.

Marc Overmars
15-05-2016, 03:44 PM
5!!!!!!!!

WOW.

:haha:

Munchies
15-05-2016, 03:44 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

The Emirates Gallactico
15-05-2016, 03:45 PM
Time for Gazidis to announce Wenger's extension right now!!!!

adzzzbatch
15-05-2016, 03:45 PM
:haha: :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:46 PM
5-1 against a relegated team down to ten men.

:haha:

AFC Leveller
15-05-2016, 03:46 PM
LOL

this is too much guys, by far wenger's biggest wum.

Master Splinter
15-05-2016, 03:46 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha:


Rafa :bow:.

The Emirates Gallactico
15-05-2016, 03:46 PM
This may just be better than LasangaGate tbh! :lol:

Marc Overmars
15-05-2016, 03:47 PM
5-1 against a relegated team down to ten men.

:haha:

Funniest St Totts Day of the lot.

Incredible.

AFC Leveller
15-05-2016, 03:47 PM
Sack Pochetinho right now, this is unacceptable.

Munchies
15-05-2016, 03:47 PM
http://arsenalblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/536454_10150952865693899_783203898_11693800_430583 708_n.jpg

As per usual :haha:

Master Splinter
15-05-2016, 03:48 PM
Title challengers.

New Spurs.

Power shift.

Forget about Arsenal lads.

:arry:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:48 PM
Stoke 2-1 'Ammers, Diouf.

Come on Swansea!

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:51 PM
Swansea 1-1 Citeh, FT! Citeh finish 4th.

Niall_Quinn
15-05-2016, 03:52 PM
I was so confident they'd bottle it. But no way could anyone have predicted the style and the timing with which they delivered their collapse. Epic. They make us look like collapsing amateurs.

adzzzbatch
15-05-2016, 03:53 PM
:haha::haha::haha::haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:53 PM
Newcastle 5-1 Totteham Hotspur, FT!!!

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 03:54 PM
Everton 3-0 Norwich, FT.

WBA 1-1 Liverpool, FT.

Southampton 4-1 Palace, FT.

Shaqiri Is Boss
15-05-2016, 03:54 PM
How do you come third in a two horse race?

Munchies
15-05-2016, 03:54 PM
Chesney :haha: :haha: :haha:

https://twitter.com/13Szczesny13/status/731873947613024256

Master Splinter
15-05-2016, 04:02 PM
Tottnumb Hotspuds :haha: :haha:.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 04:06 PM
How do you lose by a bigger scoreline against ten men that you were against eleven?

Marc Overmars
15-05-2016, 04:07 PM
It's really quite incredible that no matter how shit we've been they always, always find a way to out-shit us at the end.

AFC Leveller
15-05-2016, 04:08 PM
Gloryglory should be fun

adzzzbatch
15-05-2016, 04:09 PM
How do you lose by a bigger scoreline against ten men that you were against eleven?

Because sp*rs! :haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 04:22 PM
Big Man on the mic even though he might be staying.

Embarrassing.

Kano
15-05-2016, 04:25 PM
Captain. Leader. Bellend.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 04:25 PM
Feck off you turd.

He calls out that the club knows he wants to stay? Clearly putting pressure on them to offer what, a better contract?

Scum.

Niall_Quinn
15-05-2016, 04:26 PM
??? Big Man on the pitch explaining his contract negotiations to the fans? WHY. What a mega tool.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 04:28 PM
Best defender in the PL era says Carragher. :haha:


Chelsea captain John Terry: "First and foremost I'd like to wish Claudio Ranieri and Leicester congratulations. I'm delighted that Leicester have won it and Tottenham haven't.

"This has been a difficult season, we are where we deserve to be in the league. The fans have stuck with us. Thank you.

"I can assure you we'll be back fighting for this title next year. On a personal note this has been tough for me, very emotional [breaks down].

"Before I sign off I'd like to say thank you to Guus Hiddink. He is a great man."


The crowd sing 'John Terry, we want you to stay...'

John Terry: "We all want the same thing. I've said that. I want to stay, the club knows that, the fans know that."

What a twat.

Kano
15-05-2016, 04:31 PM
I don't think he's been offered a playing contract by the sounds of it, so that's him done on the pitch by all accounts.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 04:32 PM
Rafa Benitez speaking to Match of the Day: "I said before the game that I am really pleased with the fans, the staff, and people here.

"My heart is telling me yes (to stay), it is a great opportunity, city and club but my brain is saying to analyse what is going on.

"I am really open to talking and see what happens. I have been in football all this time you want to be sure people love you and if you work hard that they recognise that you are trying your best and I have this here.

"I knew that every day when I walk in the streets. Everyone is so positive and the atmosphere today doesn’t surprise me too much. They were supporting for 90 minutes, I knew it would be like this and that is why I am so open to keep on talking."

I think he should stay there, I don't see where else he could likely go. Crazy to think he started the season at Real Madrid though. :lol:

Marc Overmars
15-05-2016, 04:33 PM
Barcodes will probably walk The Championship, he might as well stick it out.

Kano
15-05-2016, 04:36 PM
Yeah there's nowhere else for Rafa to go for the time being. As long as he is backed and has control he should get Newcastle back into the top ten of the Prem.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 04:42 PM
Carragher: Tottenham took it to the wire. :haha:

Marc Overmars
15-05-2016, 04:43 PM
St Totteringham's Day or the title race?

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 04:45 PM
:lol:

GP
15-05-2016, 04:46 PM
I would 5-1 be a Spurs fan.

Xhaka Can’t
15-05-2016, 05:07 PM
St Totteringham's Day or the title race?

:haha:

Munchies
15-05-2016, 05:21 PM
Confirmed hoax

Fucking hell.

Munchies
15-05-2016, 05:21 PM
Confirmed hoax at OT



Fucking hell.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 05:25 PM
Who could possibly find that funny?

Kano
15-05-2016, 05:28 PM
I guess it's a bit better than an actual device being planted in the ground. That would've seriously screwed things up for paying fans from next season onwards.

The Emirates Gallactico
15-05-2016, 05:30 PM
Jeez I hope they find the fucker behind it and throw him in prison for ages.

Got to stop a precedent like this from happening.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 05:34 PM
I guess it's a bit better than an actual device being planted in the ground. That would've seriously screwed things up for paying fans from next season onwards.

It'll have the same effect I imagine as the police are saying it does look very much look like an explosive device, ergo it still was managed to be planted.

Marc Overmars
15-05-2016, 05:34 PM
What a stupid cunt. Hope they find whoever is responsible and lock them up.

LDG
15-05-2016, 05:41 PM
St Totteringham's Day or the title race?

:haha:

AFC Leveller
15-05-2016, 06:18 PM
So spurs, who were in the title race until the end, finished below Arsenal, who were out of the race in March?

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 06:49 PM
Tottenham. :haha:

Niall_Quinn
15-05-2016, 06:51 PM
Spuds game is on Football First 8PM for anyone who wants to enjoy the slow motion car crash from start to finish.

Marc Overmars
15-05-2016, 08:35 PM
United v Bournemouth rearranged for this Tuesday.

Munchies
15-05-2016, 09:03 PM
A training exercise was held by external company in week before game. Device was left by mistake. No hoax.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3591836/Manchester-United-bomb-scare-caused-security-blunder-dummy-device-left-Old-Trafford-toilet-MISTAKE.html

:doh: x 10000000

GP
15-05-2016, 09:07 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

Marc Overmars
15-05-2016, 09:14 PM
Someone is getting their ass fired.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 09:17 PM
And forking out for the Bournemouth's fans travel expenses. :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 09:26 PM
MotD is in a few minutes.

Niall_Quinn
15-05-2016, 09:29 PM
A training exercise was held by external company in week before game. Device was left by mistake. No hoax.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3591836/Manchester-United-bomb-scare-caused-security-blunder-dummy-device-left-Old-Trafford-toilet-MISTAKE.html

:doh: x 10000000

Bullshit, bullshit, total bullshit. Device is in toilet, 76,000 already in the stadium. Either sack the Daily Mail for lying or sack the whole security operation for not being able to perform even basic duties. Besides, training equipment is always clearly marked as such, including training rounds, weapons and you have to assume bombs. If they would even bother with a dummy bomb during a training drill. That's like crashing the plane so you can practice evacuation drill.

Bullshit, madeup, bullshit story.

Niall_Quinn
15-05-2016, 09:31 PM
Has anyone checked to see if there was any weird betting activity around this game? Surely that's the most likely reason for whatever it is that's actually going on?

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 09:33 PM
Swansea - Man City first up.

Pah.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 09:34 PM
Bullshit, bullshit, total bullshit. Device is in toilet, 76,000 already in the stadium. Either sack the Daily Mail for lying or sack the whole security operation for not being able to perform even basic duties. Besides, training equipment is always clearly marked as such, including training rounds, weapons and you have to assume bombs. If they would even bother with a dummy bomb during a training drill. That's like crashing the plane so you can practice evacuation drill.

Bullshit, madeup, bullshit story.

The Daily Heil haven't made this one up NQ.

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36297390

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 09:35 PM
Mike Dean. :haha:

What a clown.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 09:38 PM
Great finish from Fernando.

Niall_Quinn
15-05-2016, 09:46 PM
The Daily Heil haven't made this one up NQ.

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36297390

No but they are reporting fanciful bullshit. Just eating it up as usual.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 09:47 PM
Martina's goal was ridiculous.

Niall_Quinn
15-05-2016, 09:48 PM
Goal of the season all toe punts as usual.

adzzzbatch
15-05-2016, 09:49 PM
reliving those goals scored against us :sick:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 09:50 PM
Barcodes - Spuds on, should be a routine win for the Mighty Spurs.

Niall_Quinn
15-05-2016, 09:51 PM
Easy one that, Payet. Then Vardy. Then Hazard. The rest were flukes.

Niall_Quinn
15-05-2016, 09:51 PM
Spuds next :popcorn:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 09:53 PM
How did Lamela fluke that in?

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 09:54 PM
Shocker from Mitrovic.

adzzzbatch
15-05-2016, 09:55 PM
Shocker from Mitrovic.

It was poor, but not as bad as they had made out!

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 09:55 PM
Great dive from Sissoko.

3-1. :haha:

All the games being on means basically only the goals are being shown.

Kano
15-05-2016, 09:55 PM
Terrible dive for that penalty :lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 09:56 PM
It was poor, but not as bad as they had made out!

Yes disgraceful, disgusting were all the words uttered on Soccer Special.

Words missing for Drinkwater on Ramsey of course.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 09:57 PM
Aarons! Spuds just standing still, dumbfounded by Townsend doing something I guess.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 09:57 PM
Lloris didn't bother diving. :lol:

adzzzbatch
15-05-2016, 09:59 PM
Us next? :popcorn:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 09:59 PM
Ah it was all passion and commitment.

Let's forget McLaren is a clown.

Kano
15-05-2016, 10:01 PM
Adzz, what was it like meeting the great man today?

https://mobile.twitter.com/AJAGOONER/status/731918344262127617/photo/1

Niall_Quinn
15-05-2016, 10:02 PM
That sort of challenge has been happening all season. Why have they just spotted it now? That Dier cunt specialises in it.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 10:02 PM
We're up. :bow:

adzzzbatch
15-05-2016, 10:03 PM
Adzz, what was it like meeting the great man today?

https://mobile.twitter.com/AJAGOONER/status/731918344262127617/photo/1

:lol: If only I had!

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 10:03 PM
Goal machine Bif. :bow:

Kano
15-05-2016, 10:04 PM
Gabriel has become such a mess in the past year.

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 10:06 PM
Santi. :cloud9:

Don't die next season.

adzzzbatch
15-05-2016, 10:07 PM
:haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 10:07 PM
Great pass from Bellerin. :bow:

Niall_Quinn
15-05-2016, 10:08 PM
Ozil is a ridiculously good player.

Kano
15-05-2016, 10:08 PM
15 games without a goal for Bif and still his best ever season for us!

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 10:09 PM
Farewell assist for Arteta (on Fantasy Football).

adzzzbatch
15-05-2016, 10:09 PM
That moment for Arteta!

adzzzbatch
15-05-2016, 10:10 PM
"We kept our togetherness"

:haha:

McNamara That Ghost...
15-05-2016, 10:12 PM
Arsenal. :lol:

Would have been better off finishing 10th.

Niall_Quinn
15-05-2016, 10:14 PM
How have we finished 2nd this year? What a crazy season.

Kano
15-05-2016, 10:14 PM
"We kept our togetherness"



:haha:

Just add a little bit more salt

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/15/arsenal-aston-villa-premier-league-match-report#img-2

Xhaka Can’t
15-05-2016, 10:53 PM
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/062010/1275389857_naked-gun-facepalm.gif

The Emirates Gallactico
17-05-2016, 06:42 PM
So the rescheduled United match is on tonight.


Van Genius starting a strong lineup despite nothing much to play for and a cup final at the weekend. :wacko:


Anyway hope they win, just to ease of the pressure on him. Would prefer if he stays there next season.

Shaqiri Is Boss
17-05-2016, 06:43 PM
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/480/cpsprodpb/vivo/live/images/2016/5/17/tweet-732631888217640961-2.jpg

Three MUFC mascots painted blue as part of promotion of club's commercial partner 20th Century Fox's new X-Men movie.

I guess that GIF works on this one as well...


Unsurprisingly, not all that many at Old Trafford tonight, by the looks of things.

The Emirates Gallactico
17-05-2016, 06:51 PM
Jesus christ, is there anything that Man Utd don't have a commercial partnership with?

The Emirates Gallactico
17-05-2016, 07:39 PM
:sleep::sleep::sleep:

Feels exactly like what this is ....... a dead rubber.

The Emirates Gallactico
17-05-2016, 07:43 PM
Wazza scores.

1 - 0.


LVG in!

Kano
17-05-2016, 07:49 PM
Still a chance they could get the 18 they need in the second half.

Globalgunner
17-05-2016, 08:01 PM
Some moron commentator said it was a stunning goal. Looked up to see it was nothing of the such.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2016, 08:37 PM
2-0 Rashford, 17 to go.

Niall_Quinn
17-05-2016, 08:43 PM
That Utd forward pairing is starting to look useful. And, dammnit, Rooney is about 100 times better playing deeper than as striker.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2016, 08:43 PM
3-0 Youngy.

Wazza to get MotM. :lol:

Tyler asks why would you take an old git like him on a stag do? Quite right too.

Niall_Quinn
17-05-2016, 08:45 PM
Ridiculous! Youngy has a glorious opportunity to dive there but instead he's scored to make it 3-0 :doh:

Niall_Quinn
17-05-2016, 08:48 PM
Shrek rubber stamped as MOTM, yawn.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2016, 08:49 PM
Man utd 3-1 Bournemouth, Smalling OG.

Cech wins the Golden Gloves! :bow:

Niall_Quinn
17-05-2016, 08:49 PM
Smalling claims the last goal of the season - by tapping into his own net. 3-1

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2016, 08:57 PM
LVG talking to the crowd.

Even if he is leaving I hope he says see you next season anyway.

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2016, 08:58 PM
WTF did he just say?

Shaqiri Is Boss
17-05-2016, 08:59 PM
WTF did he just say?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL1mocfrT3Q

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2016, 09:00 PM
:lol:

NQ thinks he said "bring home the bacon". :unsure:

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2016, 09:15 PM
And now so many strings to Rashford's violin. :wacko:

McNamara That Ghost...
17-05-2016, 09:19 PM
'Ammers bid for Wilson and Ritchie from Bournemouth? They clearly don't fancy being up near the top again.

Shaqiri Is Boss
17-05-2016, 09:35 PM
Along with £30m+ for Lacazette.

Can't say they aren't being ambitious, I guess.

Kano
17-05-2016, 09:50 PM
Sounds like another grand transfer plan by David Sullivan. Throw enough money at enough shit and eventually....