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Xhaka Can’t
31-05-2016, 11:28 AM
What two words would you use to describe our club?

'Ambitious' would be one of mine. But only in the context of ROI and share price growth.

'Stagnant' would be my second word.

What two are yours?

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
31-05-2016, 11:31 AM
North and London

Kano
31-05-2016, 11:36 AM
Wenger out!

GP
31-05-2016, 12:10 PM
Olympic Forum

KSE Comedy Club
31-05-2016, 12:16 PM
Gay boys

KSE Comedy Club
31-05-2016, 12:18 PM
FTSE 100

KSE Comedy Club
31-05-2016, 12:18 PM
Money monster

KSE Comedy Club
31-05-2016, 12:19 PM
Stan Kroenke

KSE Comedy Club
31-05-2016, 12:20 PM
Gate receipts

KSE Comedy Club
31-05-2016, 12:20 PM
Waiting period

Munchies
31-05-2016, 12:21 PM
Corporate Cunts

Japan Shaking All Over
31-05-2016, 12:43 PM
Head ache

rodders
31-05-2016, 01:00 PM
complacent

Letters
31-05-2016, 01:20 PM
I'd agree with Stagnant.
My other word would be Corporate.
This isn't unique to Arsenal but the whole game reeks of corporate money. We're customers to them, not fans.

AFC Leveller
31-05-2016, 01:32 PM
Littlebit jaded

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
31-05-2016, 01:32 PM
i don't mind being regarded as a customer, that's not the problem

surely the whole point of being a customer is paying for goods.....and if you aren't getting the goods than it's right to seek remuneration.

Letters
31-05-2016, 01:44 PM
That shouldn't be the relationship between fan and club, IMO.
We're increasingly acting like customers at a fancy restaurant shouting at the waiter because our steak isn't done as we wanted it.
And I guess that's because they treat as customers and charge us a lot of money, that leads to a certain expectation level.
It's a different dynamic from the lower leagues which is more like football used to be - through thick and thin with no real expectation level other than they do their best.

fakeyank
31-05-2016, 01:49 PM
Arsene Wenger

The Emirates Gallactico
31-05-2016, 01:57 PM
Top Four


Bottlers and Stale

Toronto Gooner
31-05-2016, 02:00 PM
World focused.

[Again, this is not unique to Arsenal. All of the larger, successful clubs are focusing on a global footprint rather than the local fans. As examples, look at the efforts of Leicester in Thailand, and the fact that the new Spurs stadium is going to have a NFL pitch that can be "stored" when not in use.]

dostoy
31-05-2016, 02:43 PM
This is a good question.

Predictable and Limited.

Nothings is going to change until we get a new manager, everyone knows that.

LDG
31-05-2016, 02:52 PM
The Arsenal

Niall_Quinn
31-05-2016, 03:07 PM
That shouldn't be the relationship between fan and club, IMO.
We're increasingly acting like customers at a fancy restaurant shouting at the waiter because our steak isn't done as we wanted it.
And I guess that's because they treat as customers and charge us a lot of money, that leads to a certain expectation level.
It's a different dynamic from the lower leagues which is more like football used to be - through thick and thin with no real expectation level other than they do their best.

What is the purpose of a competitive sports team? This is what's gone missing from the club, the point of the game. To win. Sustainability is not a sporting goal, it is a business goal. Ticket prices, TV money, all bollocks in relation to the purpose of the game. Excuses, bollocks too. Every club, from the largest to the smallest, can aim to win. When that stops happening you don't have a football club, you have something else. So blaming the fans for wanting perfect stake might be valid for certain types of fan, but not for the ones who remember what the point of this is. The latter aren't in the least bit spoiled, what a nonsense thing to say. The latter are robbed, not of their steak dinner but of a club that is striving to win. I doubt those who can't see the difference were fans in the first place. Customers, more likely.

Niall_Quinn
31-05-2016, 03:09 PM
And the two words:

Arsene Wenger

What else is there at this club? Nothing except this man and what he wants and what he thinks and doing it his way and watching his fuck-ups, season after season after season.

Master Splinter
31-05-2016, 03:22 PM
WENG CUNT.

Globalgunner
31-05-2016, 03:30 PM
2% away
Ne`er do`well
Perpetually Crap
Con artists
Short sighted
Wenger bots
Predictable Bottlers

Master Splinter
31-05-2016, 03:33 PM
EI8HT MILLION.

Static
31-05-2016, 03:39 PM
One pound.

Munchies
31-05-2016, 05:12 PM
One pound.

:lol:

Lack Sharpness

Hump
01-06-2016, 11:23 AM
The Arsenal

My team

Xhaka Can’t
01-06-2016, 04:49 PM
My team

Fuck-off Stan

alexander
01-06-2016, 05:21 PM
killing me

Nayan
04-06-2016, 04:40 PM
Nearly men

pakgunner
05-06-2016, 01:38 AM
Farsenal FC

Coney
05-06-2016, 05:19 PM
"The Arsenal".

Simples.

Bumble
17-06-2016, 07:33 AM
Arsene Wenger :tumbleweed:

Xhaka Can’t
17-06-2016, 07:38 AM
Deadline Day

Chippy
19-06-2016, 07:30 PM
Shite shite

selassie
21-06-2016, 10:51 AM
Wenger Project

Niall_Quinn
21-06-2016, 11:02 AM
Two Weeks

dostoy
21-06-2016, 11:48 AM
Wenger decides.

Totally Wenger.

Same again.

Very predictable.

Completely limited.

Not winners.

GP
21-06-2016, 11:58 AM
bed wetters

hand wringers

dostoy
21-06-2016, 02:13 PM
Improvement needed.

Improvement essential.

Improvement now.

Do it.