Arsenal vs Liverpool. 14th August. 4pm

[Niall_Quinn]

Liverpool started playing forward passes. Therefore they got closer to the Arsenal goal. That made it easier to score. We are playing novice defenders because we won't spend money. So that's a further advantage, one we'll hand to the opposition many times this season I suppose.

[Globalgunner]

When will this suffering ever end. Jeez

[Marc Overmars]

We're being spanked.

No one could have predicted that another summer of dicking around would create such a miserable and uninspiring atmosphere to begin the season with.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Iwobi off injured, Ox on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Cech's working on his own now to keep it semi-respectable. Or not as outrageous, at least.

[Goonermerree]

What do you expect when you go into a season with a kid from League 1 and Chambers whose confidence was shot in defence? Added to that we have no striker. Meh, it's no less than I expected. I wonder what the reaction of the crowd will be at the end. At least we don't have to suffer 'you're getting sacked in the morning' to our manager, because they know he won't be!!!

[Kano]

Iwobi off injured, Ox on.

At least the med staff are off to a strong start

[Niall_Quinn]

We're being spanked.

No one could have predicted that another summer of dicking around would create such a miserable and uninspiring atmosphere to begin the season with.

It's not the transfer market, though that doesn't help. It's the fool on the touchline. Klopp switched things up, Wenger sat and watched. Now an injury has forced his hand so he goes like for like, more of the same. If it doesn't work then keep trying it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramsey injured now. :haha:

[crashley]

Wenger sitting there like a scared child! Appalling!!!

[Globalgunner]

Ramsy injured?....Maybe there is hope. If Wenger will substitute him that is

[Kano]

At least the med staff are off to a strong start

Ramsey off injured :haha:

[adzzzbatch]

Ramsey injured now. :haha:

:lol:

[adzzzbatch]

Please just fuck off Wenger! I want to start enjoying Arsenal again!

[fakeyank]

Thank fuck that blonde haired cunt is injured, otherwise his surrogate father would have played him ahead of better players.

[selassie]

Wenger sitting there like a scared child! Appalling!!!

Yes but don't forget Wenger is right and everybody else is wrong.

[hobson's choice]

Ramsey injured now. :haha:


Please be season ending

[Niall_Quinn]

Our little darlings are so delicate. There goes Ramsey for 6 months.

Here comes the player that obviously should have started. Santi on. What will make me puke is if Santi rescues it and that abject imbecile sitting on the sidelines stinking the place out tries to take credit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-4, insane from Mane.

[Marc Overmars]

1-4

What a goal from Mane

[Goonermerree]

4-1 lovely

[Kano]

:haha:

1-4

[Master Splinter]

Mignolet will score a backheel from his own half next.

[Globalgunner]

Fat lady tuning up.

[Power n Glory]

Fuck me. Raped.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

OX!!!

:lol:

[Marc Overmars]

Oxlade!

2-4

[Niall_Quinn]

Chambers annihilated. 1-4.

Who could have known a couple of trainees playing at the top level would be a weakness? Nobody could have predicted something that obvious.

[adzzzbatch]

:haha:

[Kano]

Ox!

2-4

[fakeyank]

Frankly Liverpool needs to score a bucketful more. We need pressure on Mugabe's regime.

[Goonermerree]

Ox come on the fight back is on

[Niall_Quinn]

Ox could be a great player if he wan't being held back by that stinking French turd.

[crashley]

good lad Ox, lovely stuff

[Globalgunner]

We cant play football until our situation is hopeless. 2-4. Is Walcott still playing?

[Goonermerree]

I thought Theo had gone off. New swiss signing coming on I think.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Elneny off, Xhaka on.

[Niall_Quinn]

L'Turd is finally setting up his team, 65 minutes into the game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cramp saves us.

[crashley]

Alexis looking mighty fucked off like the rest of us

[Niall_Quinn]

Coutinho pretending to be injured. He does like the theatre that lad.

[Goonermerree]

To be honest, I haven't seen much of Alexis, is he not in the game or is it my dodgy stream?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coutinho off, Can on.

[adzzzbatch]

Apparently the stewards are having to get involved with the fans sitting behind the dugout.

[Marc Overmars]

Alexis looking mighty fucked off like the rest of us

I'm not fucked off in the slightest.

Just bored of this crap and the manager really. Head so far up his own arse he can no longer hear the outside world.

[Niall_Quinn]

Apparently the stewards are having to get involved with the fans sitting behind the dugout.

What happened? Did the fans in question refuse to buy replica Wenger cocks and suck them?

[Niall_Quinn]

To be honest, I haven't seen much of Alexis, is he not in the game or is it my dodgy stream?

He's isolated up front.

[adzzzbatch]

I'm not fucked off in the slightest.

Just bored of this crap and the manager really. Head so far up his own arse he can no longer hear the outside world.

Yep same here.

[Kano]

Apparently the stewards are having to get involved with the fans sitting behind the dugout.

There'll be a lot of that this season.

[Niall_Quinn]

Are we playing 4-4-2 now? I can't see any sort of system out there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cazorla. :lol:

[Goonermerree]

Get the cheque book out and by some decent players before its too late.

[Marc Overmars]

Get the cheque book out and by some decent players before its too late.

We must respect and observe the waiting period.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

CHAMBERS!!!

:haha:

[Goonermerree]

We must respect and observe the waiting period.

What am I talking about? It's never been so late.

[Marc Overmars]

3-4 Chambers

[crashley]

wooohooooo

[Kano]

It's on!

[Goonermerree]

3-4 Come on

[Niall_Quinn]

We must respect and observe the waiting period.

There is no qualiteeee out there, as well you know. As he said earlier in his wise and wonderful programme notes, we could buy 20 new players and then on the first match it would be back to reality. True enough.

[adzzzbatch]

I wanted to give these cunts a chance, new season and all that. they've blown it.

[Goonermerree]

seriously is Theo still on the pitch?

[Niall_Quinn]

3-4. One more ricochet and we're back in this.

[Kano]

Bring on Arshavin!

[Goonermerree]

I haven't seen any of these goals, for some reason my stream freezes just as they're about to shoot!

[Niall_Quinn]

"Welcome back o the Premier League Gary!"

"I saw a few goals go in at Valencia too..."

Fair play to him.

[Niall_Quinn]

I haven't seen any of these goals, for some reason my stream freezes just as they're about to shoot!

Try disabling the reality filter.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

"Welcome back o the Premier League Gary!"

"I saw a few goals go in at Valencia too..."

Fair play to him.

Fuck him.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fuck him.

:gp:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

*Goes off to do something*


*Comes back to see the score is 3 - 4 now*

Jesus wept.

[Goonermerree]

Go off again then, we might get another two.

[Marc Overmars]

Xhaka is a bit of a scrote really.

[adzzzbatch]

how long of the shit show left?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Absolutely shocking from Ox.

[fakeyank]

how long of the shit show left?

9 months.

[Niall_Quinn]

What position is Ox playing in? Or supposed to be playing?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Xhaka booked. :lol:

[adzzzbatch]

9 months.

:lol:

[Marc Overmars]

Xhaka :haha:

We have Flamini's replacement

[Goonermerree]

9 months.
:lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool going to try keeping it in the corner for six minutes.

[Goonermerree]

Will we hear boos at the end?

[Munchies]

Will we hear boos at the end?

I want a riot and I want it streamed

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Five added minutes.

One of those where have the five minutes come from? Er, the five goals and the subs perhaps Tyler?

[LDG]

9 months.

:haha:

[Goonermerree]

5 added mins

[Niall_Quinn]

Will we hear boos at the end?

Maybe a few. But most of the sheep will say we were unlucky. And we might fluke a goal yet, in which case the sheep will say we plaaaaaayed well. It's this disorganised nature of this performance that's the real worry. There's not a single thing there to build on.

[Kano]

I want a riot and I want it streamed
As long as DT is stamped to death I'm onboard

[adzzzbatch]

I want a riot and I want it streamed

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/content/movie/promo/angry-mob.jpg

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Will we hear boos at the end?

Unless we miracously score two there's going to be a fucking riot.

[Marc Overmars]

Has Alexis had a shot today?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Theo. :haha:

[LDG]

Maybe a few. But most of the sheep will say we were unlucky. And we might fluke a goal yet, in which case the sheep will say we plaaaaaayed well. It's this disorganised nature of this performance that's the real worry. There's not a single thing there to build on.


What do you mean?

We can build on the desire and spirit, and we have to believe as well in the quality of our game.

[Niall_Quinn]

Neville has Coutinho as MOTM. That's the problem. Instead of calling him out for being a cheat he's getting awards. Football can't change until that changes.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Those last two goals will give that deluded fucksplat of a cunttwat all the ammo he needs to do fuck all

[crashley]

really don't like this Mane prick

[Niall_Quinn]

What do you mean?

We can build on the desire and spirit, and we have to believe as well in the quality of our game.

What I meant to say, but maybe didn't phrase it clearly, was the players looked a bit tired after the Euros.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Boo countdown...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-4 FT. Good work Wenger.

[Marc Overmars]

Full time

Nice work Arsene

[Goonermerree]

Wenger has got the Hodsgon head in his hands look.

[LDG]

Boo countdown...

It doesn't achieve anything though.

They should applaud, thank the club for having them, and walk off singing into the night.

[crashley]

not as loud as it could have been because many of the fans had fucked off at 1-4 :D

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Don't think there's going to be many sheep tonight NQ. 90% of the crowd look ready to scream.


Also, 2016. :rose:

Keeping up our record of only playing well every other calender year. Got to wait for 2017 before we become good again.

[Niall_Quinn]

This is such a mess. We are relying on something breaking or bobbling in our favour to get back in this. There's no systematic approach. Pure randomness. Like that incident, the cross goes in and hits Monreal in the back, who at the time is racing towards goal for some reason.

There we go. 3-4.

A brief few boos and then it's off to the club shop to continue contributing to this... what's the word for this now?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Bit of a clusterfuck all round, I think. Bar the goals, which were oddly brilliant.

We were probably the marginally less poor generally though.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Oh well, time to support Justin Rose in the olympics.

[Niall_Quinn]

It doesn't achieve anything though.

They should applaud, thank the club for having them, and walk off singing into the night.

That would be the classy thing to do. The Arsenal Way. A lucky few could be selected to be fucked viciously up the arsehole during the drugged up caviar party for the board after the game.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bit of a clusterfuck all round, I think. Bar the goals, which were oddly brilliant.

We were probably the marginally less poor generally though.

Klopp switched his tactics. It's almost as if he knew L'Imbecile would sit there and do fuck all.

[adzzzbatch]

We showed quality, desire and togetherness to get back to 3-4 blah blah blah.

[AFC Leveller]

Who cares if we lose if it means we saved up on 25 m by not signing a defender.

Wenger plz just fuck off. The small percentage of optimism fans had has been wiped off from day one by the manager and his cronies.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Bit of a clusterfuck all round, I think.

Congrats though. You were amazing at the start of the second half tbh ...... not many teams could live with that intensity.


Sigh ...... just wish we appointed Klopp when we had the chance.

[Niall_Quinn]

On a scale of 1-10, and being honest, who is actually that bothered we just lost our opening game at home and conceded 4 in the process?

For old time's sake I'd say my give a fuck rating would be 3.

[Master Splinter]

Should be another decent goal fest/circus against Leicester.

[radford78]

F/T 3-4.That makes the third season we have lost on the opening day. Booed off again. Nice start Wenger, just lucky I suppose we didn't buy the bloody players we needed eh!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good thing he told Gazidis to calm down.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

On a scale of 1-10, and being honest, who is actually that bothered we just lost our opening game at home and conceded 4 in the process?

For old time's sake I'd say my give a fuck rating would be 3.

Given that no one's bothered to create a match reaction thread to vent yet I suspect most people are with you.

The folly of venting when nothing's going to change until Wenger fucks off.

[Goonermerree]

On a scale of 1-10, and being honest, who is actually that bothered we just lost our opening game at home and conceded 4 in the process?

For old time's sake I'd say my give a fuck rating would be 3.

I don't expect anything from Arsenal at the moment. I'm just surprised when we play well, which, to be honest, last season wasn't very often.

[Goonermerree]

Arsene was blabbing on about the positives and why we are in with a chance for the title a his pre season conference. One of the things he mentioned was our 10 match winning streak that we will add to. Yeah right, that went well.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

is anyone here actually angry?....i mean actually angry. Because i support Arsenal i obviously feel a pang of disappointment, but not anger or surprise.

I sure as hell hope people get angry on social media and AFTV, because i'm getting bored with Netflix

[Niall_Quinn]

Gloves are off for TH. Wenger is now referred to as, "He". He, can make that excuse, he can say this or that. Good. Just Ty, Letters and Chris to go.

[Niall_Quinn]

is anyone here actually angry?....i mean actually angry. Because i support Arsenal i obviously feel a pang of disappointment, but not anger or surprise.

I sure as hell hope people get angry on social media and AFTV, because i'm getting bored with Netflix

No :haha:

Who didn't KNOW what was going to happen as soon as Wenger started his bullshit in the transfer window?

[Marc Overmars]

is anyone here actually angry?....i mean actually angry. Because i support Arsenal i obviously feel a pang of disappointment, but not anger or surprise.

I sure as hell hope people get angry on social media and AFTV, because i'm getting bored with Netflix

Nah. Disappointed obviously but not angry anymore.

We're not very good but we all know why that is.

[adzzzbatch]

So who's watching MOTD2 tonight?

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Yes I am angry. Not going to kick the dog or take to twitter, but all the same I'm annoyed.

[Niall_Quinn]

So who's watching MOTD2 tonight?

What, with the Olympics on? :haha:

[adzzzbatch]

What, with the Olympics on? :haha:

Oh I didn't realise it wasn't on, during the Olympics.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh I didn't realise it wasn't on, during the Olympics.

It probably is on. I haven't looked. Even if we'd have won, who wants to listen to wall to wall Maureen and Utd wankfests?

[Niall_Quinn]

Yes I am angry. Not going to kick the dog or take to twitter, but all the same I'm annoyed.

Why? What happened? Nothing unexpected I hope?

[Power n Glory]

is anyone here actually angry?....i mean actually angry. Because i support Arsenal i obviously feel a pang of disappointment, but not anger or surprise.

I sure as hell hope people get angry on social media and AFTV, because i'm getting bored with Netflix

I heard Stranger Things is decent on Netflix.