This Weekend's Fixtures & Midweek Fixtures (13/14/15th August)

[Kano]

Saturday, 10th August 2016
Hull City v Leicester, 12:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Burnley v Hull, 15:00
Crystal Palace v West Brom, 15:00
Everton v Tottenham, 15:00
Middlesborough v Stoke, 15:00
Southampton v Watford, 15:00
Man City v Sunderland, 17:30 http://i44.tinypic.com/5bpl5u.png

Sunday, 11th August 2016
Bournemouth v Man Utd, 13:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Arsenal v Liverpool, 16:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

Monday, 12th August 2016
Chelsea v West Ham, 20:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

[Kano]

Seeing as Maccy seems to have retired, the tradition lives on.

This is the thread where we can all pretend we don't give a fuck anymore.

[Munchies]

Seeing as Maccy seems to have retired, the tradition lives on.

This is the thread where we can all pretend we don't give a fuck anymore.

Kano :bow:

Top work lad

[Munchies]

Hope Hull can do something, but it isn't promising.

Hull go into their match against Leicester City with only 13 Fit Players

Hull are the only team yet to sign a player in the transfer window this summer

[Letters]

Seeing as Maccy seems to have retired, the tradition lives on.

This is the thread where we can all pretend we don't give a fuck anymore.

Honestly not that fussed these days. Probably go to see Finding Dory rather than watching our game.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Maccy retired?

R.I.P GW.

[Letters]

First I'd heard about it.

GW :rose:

[Kano]

Not sure if he's fully drawn his pension but match threads were always set up by the Great Man.

[Kano]

Anyway, 1-0 Hull!

:haha:

Hernandez!

[Kano]

1-0 half time :lol:

Looked like overhead kick by Diame and Hernandez at the same time :blink:

[Munchies]

Goal vid : 1-0 Hull - https://streamable.com/s7zk

:bow:

:haha:

[Globalgunner]

Anyway, 1-0 Hull!

:haha:

Hernandez!

Are you sure?. looks like both Hull players hit it same time. Could this be a worlds first. A shared goal?

[Kano]

Looked like both tbf.

Diomande Hernandez :bow:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Looks like Leceister will struggle to replicate their great form of last year. Understandable tbh, everyone's ready for them.


Cheeky bid for Mahrez at half time?

[Kano]

Pelanty to Leicester!

[Kano]

Tripped over his own feet :doh:

[Kano]

Vardy must've had a word with Gray at HT.

[Munchies]

ffs

[Kano]

Mahrez scores!

1-1

[Kano]

Hundredstone oafed into his ankle outside the box.

Mike Dean setting the standards for the season ahead.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Cancel that Mahrez bid.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Oh yeah .... hundred stone :doh:


What an oaf.

[Kano]

2-1 :haha:

Snodgrass!

[Munchies]

2-1

https://streamable.com/1r2z

[Goonermerree]

That Vardy's crap, from what I heard he missed a sitter. Dodged a bullet there.:blink:

[Globalgunner]

Clearly not having a manager isnt that big a handicap. Imagine us without Arsene. we would just be _________al

[Kano]

Hull 2 Leicester 1, FT!

:haha:

A long hard season ahead for the champs.

Mahrez, you know what to do.

[Globalgunner]

Maybe a £10 bet on Hull to win it. What are the odds?

[Globalgunner]

Spuds 1 nil down to Everton. Ross Barkley!

[Kano]

Negredo scores to put Boro 1-0 against Stoke.

Capoue scores to put Watford one up away to Southampton.

[Goonermerree]

Spuds bottom of the league as it stands. Lets hope they stay there!

[Kano]

By the sounds of it Spuds having a stinker and Everton looking pretty sharp.

[Kano]

Lloris off injured for Spuds.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Lloris off injured for Spuds.

And they are 1-0 down, that's really terrible news :-(

[Kano]

Lamela equalises for Spurs, 1-1

Redmond score for Southampton, 1-1 against Watford

[Kano]

Shaqiri equalises for Stoke away to Boro, 1-1

[Kano]

Rondon scores for WBA away to Palace, 1-0

Watson sent off for Watford

[Kano]

Fer grabs a late goal for Swansea, 1-0 away to Burnley

[Kano]

Caballero starts for City :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Leicester :haha:.

Neverton :doh:.

[Master Splinter]

Caballero starts for City :lol:

Dion Dublin, former Leicester and Aston Villa forward on Final Score:





I'm not at the training ground and don't know how they train or how the manager manages. But I'm not happy with it. I think Joe Hart deserves the right to start the season.

He didn't have a great Euros but you've got to give him the benefit of the doubt. You can kill a keeper's confidence and a relationship between a keeper and a manager. I think you've got to start with Joe. I'm disappointed with that.




:haha: :doh:

"I know fuck all, but Joe Hart's my mate and a good lad and English so he deserves to forever be Citeh's number one despite being a calamity who makes high-profile errors every week and can't even kick and pass the ball to a decent technical level."

Braindead British media pack to pull out all the stops to save poor Hart's career in the face of evil Pep.

[Kano]

British pundits are a step apart from the rest.

[Kano]

Sterling does a Sterling and falls over to win a pel.

Aguero scores, 1-0 after 4 minutes

[Master Splinter]

Moyes :doh:.

[Goonermerree]

Sterling does a Sterling and falls over to win a pel.

Aguero scores, 1-0 after 4 minutes

Was it a dive?

[Munchies]

Is Maccy seriously gone?

No more Maccy updates?

Fuck!

[Kano]

Don't think Maccy's gone but I get the feeling he doesn't have the energy to keep these threads going given how negative the place is and probably will be all season. Although I can't talk for him and I'm basing this on fuck all. I am but a match thread trainee.

Marvee, not really but yes it was.

[Munchies]

Don't think Maccy's gone but I get the feeling he doesn't have the energy to keep these threads going given how negative the place is and probably will be all season. Although I can't talk for him and I'm basing this on fuck all. I am but a match thread trainee.

Marvee, not really but yes it was.

We need to train you up into Maccy v2

NQ needs to make you more Anti-Wenger. I'll entrust him for that.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Maccy updates were quicker and more reliable than the BBC live updates. I'm not even joking either.


He will be a major miss if he really is gone.

There should be a donation page on GW just for his work ....... I'd happily chip in tbh.

[Munchies]

Maccy updates were quicker and more reliable than the BBC live updates. I'm not even joking either.


He will be a major miss if he really is gone.

There should be a donation page on GW just for his work ....... I'd happily chip in tbh.

:gp:

Truly a sad day.

Don't know what I'd do if NQ left again

[Master Splinter]

DEFOE!!!!!!!!!!!

1-1.

Citeh :haha:.

[Master Splinter]

Ian Nacho on to pub in the winner.

[Kano]

City pub a winner off McNair :sick:

2-1

[Master Splinter]

Citeh 2-1 Sunderland, McNair own goal. :sick:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

FFS, why do Sunderland always keep buying the dross of Man Utd?

[Kano]

2-1, FT

Moyes :lol:

Pep brings his special brand of Spanish/German pub football to take the Prem by storm.

[Master Splinter]

Januzaj hitting the first man again. :doh:

Arteta celebrating. What a greasy scumbag.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Oh well it was always optimistic to expect Citeh to drop points against Sunderland at home.

Time for the main event tomorrow.


Wenger :pray:

[LDG]

Eh? Maccy left??

FFS

[GP]

FFS.

First GP, now Maccy.

All the good ones are leaving.

[Kano]

Not sure if he's 'left' but I get the feeling he's taken a step back from the place.

Not that I'm his spokesman. Despite me being so for this entire thread.

[Goonermerree]

Lineker just started Match of the Day in his undies.:lol:

[Master Splinter]

Ha ha ha ha Lineker is such a funny guy.

Or alternatively, he's a sleazy cunt of the highest order.

[Kano]

What a paedo

[Goonermerree]

Is Hart finished at City? Dropped yesterday, and reports that Pep is in for Barca keeper Claudio Bravo.

[Niall_Quinn]

Is Hart finished at City? Dropped yesterday, and reports that Pep is in for Barca keeper Claudio Bravo.

This is about the only interesting aspect of the season that just crawled in with a whimper. Pep, Klopp and Conte. Could they, between them, form a reality movement that disrupts the Martin Samuel Continuity - a strange place where Hart is a world class goalkeeper?

[Munchies]

Bournemouth players covered the most distance in the PL last season

[Kano]

Mata starts until he is subbed after 6 minutes.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Parking the bus against Bournemouth. Some things never change.

[Munchies]

Maccy :rose:

[Munchies]

FUCK OFF

[Globalgunner]

Double assis by thevBournemoth captain. Even Mata count miss. The devil is still alive and well.

[Kano]

Normal service resumed with half time pub goal for Maureen.

[Master Splinter]

0-2, Shrek. :sick:

Another pub fluke.

Bournemouth are dreadful.

Eddie Howe in.

[AFC Leveller]

Rooney should be at the Olympics with that kind of diving

[Munchies]

Fucking prick shouldn't even be on the pitch

send him off for diving FFS

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-3 Zlatan.

I was just away getting pissed.

[Munchies]

0-3

[Master Splinter]

0-3, Zlatan.

Bournemouth :wave:.

[Munchies]

0-3 Zlatan.

I was just away getting pissed.

OMG!!!

TEARS OF FUCKING JOY

[Globalgunner]

perfect opposition for United. . Mouriho in 7th heaven

[Munchies]

Lacazette just scored twice too. FFS.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wilson and Ibe off, Afobe and Grabban on.

Afobe Acrobat. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bournemouth 1-3 Man Utd, Smith!

[Munchies]

Bournemouth 1-3 Man Utd, Smith!

Maccy updates :bow:

Thanks for what you do, really do appreciate it all the time

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mata was hauled of for Mkhitaryan.

[Kano]

0-3 Zlatan.

I was just away getting pissed.

No excuse tbf

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Martial off, Schneiderlin on. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Is that lump Fellaini playing? Maureen arriving is huge news for that turd. He'll likely start every game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-3 FT.

[Niall_Quinn]

Damn. It was bad enough with all the wall to wall Maureen Utd fawning before the season kicked off. Now it will be unbearable.

[Kano]

Fuck you Mourinho

[Xhaka Can’t]

Maccy updates were quicker and more reliable than the BBC live updates. I'm not even joking either.


He will be a major miss if he really is gone.

There should be a donation page on GW just for his work ....... I'd happily chip in tbh.

This.

If I want to know what is going on, Maccy has been my go to source.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Just saw the pelanty given to Leicester. Diving shit Gray.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Everybody needs to calm the fuck down.

[Letters]

Maccy :bow:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Maccy updates :bow:

Thanks for what you do, really do appreciate it all the time

:gp:

[Munchies]

Let's go West Ham!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cp66bnnWEAAyMaR.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cp66bnuWgAAlr7H.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oscar you diving shit.

[Globalgunner]

Chelsea now have Costa , Kante and Conte on their roster and lest I forget a genuine Cunt in John Terry

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa booked. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hazard runs in, wide it goes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Andre Ayew is dead.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oscar. :haha:

Shocking.

[Master Splinter]

I've had the game on for less than 5 minutes and all I've seen is several horrendously misplaced passes and absolutely no basic technique.

The Premier League is an absolute shitfest.

[Kano]

Best overrated league in the world :bow:

[Goonermerree]

[QUOTE=Kano;531080]Best overrated league in the world :bow:[/

Best most lucrative league in the world.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 1-0 'Ammers, Hazard pelanty.

[GP]

West Ham are really poor.

[Niall_Quinn]

Forgot this was on. The new season has me gripped.

[Kano]

And that wasn't a yellow for Costa arriving next week to scrote down Adrian?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oscar diving again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 1-1 'Ammers, COLLINS!!!!

:haha:

[Kano]

Collins equalises!

1-1 :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How isn't Kante off?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Batshit is on.

[Kano]

Fuck

2-1, Costa

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 2-1 'Ammers, Diego Costa.

Anthony Taylor is a clown.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-1 FT.

It has taken only one gameweek for football to show again how disgusting it is.

[Master Splinter]

Yep, football is just as farcical and corrupt as ever.

Anthony Taylor proving what a blatant cheat he is once again.

[AFC Leveller]

So if I'm not wrong, Kante, Sagna, Payet all played this weekend where as our French lot are nowhere to be seen.

[Niall_Quinn]

Yep, football is just as farcical and corrupt as ever.

Anthony Taylor proving what a blatant cheat he is once again.

Anthony Taylor has nothing left to prove when it comes to cheating.

[Kano]

So if I'm not wrong, Kante, Sagna, Payet all played this weekend where as our French lot are nowhere to be seen.

Tbf Kante didn't play in the final (or semi?) Payet was shit tonight and Sagna I don't know. Although that game was dull as shit and City pubbed the win in the end.

[Marc Overmars]

Barely seen anything from this weekend apart from our own game. I can see that trend continuing throughout the season.

Football. :wave:

[LDG]

Absolutely not interested.

Most of last season I just ignored it (to a point), and was much happier for it.

I honestly haven't watched MOTD for about two years, as it's not just the football that grates...it's all the shit punditry and cliché that comes with it.

I'm done.

[Letters]

I'm taking my disinterest to a new level this season. Looked up our score and thought "oh", did look at the others on Saturday. Was vaguely aware that there was probably a game going on last night but couldn't have told you who played or the result (although I have now heard via a colleague).

Big fat "Meh" to all of it.

[IBK]

I'm taking my disinterest to a new level this season. Looked up our score and thought "oh", did look at the others on Saturday. Was vaguely aware that there was probably a game going on last night but couldn't have told you who played or the result (although I have now heard via a colleague).

Big fat "Meh" to all of it.

Yep. And while it might look petulant in a way, I can't deny that the tedious groundhog day situation at our club has a lot to do with my waning interest...

[Niall_Quinn]

And the football doesn't help. Highly overrated players hacking the ball around in a dour and negative 90 minutes punctuated by the odd moment when one of the pubbers cheats to finally break the stalemate. Salt rubbed in the wounds by the hysterical media and pundits - what a goal, best league in the world. Or, finally the useless cunt got one on target, let's hype the shit out of this because our paycheque depends on it.

[Goonermerree]

Let's face it, the summer transfer, the first match and the comments from our manager are telling just that nothing is going to change from the last few seasons. In fact, things will be worse in terms of league position as our rivals have strengthened big time.

I really don't except us to win anything every year, but I do expect us to be in contention. It's no wonder everyone is becoming apathetic!

[Goonermerree]

And the football doesn't help. Highly overrated players hacking the ball around in a dour and negative 90 minutes punctuated by the odd moment when one of the pubbers cheats to finally break the stalemate. Salt rubbed in the wounds by the hysterical media and pundits - what a goal, best league in the world. Or, finally the useless cunt got one on target, let's hype the shit out of this because our paycheque depends on it.

And yet the media still bang on about the attractive football that Arsenal play. We haven't played good football for years, ocasionally yes, but not generally.