This Weekend's Fixtures (27/28 August)

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Saturday, 27th August 2016
Tottenham v Liverpool, 12:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Chelsea v Burnley, 15:00
Crystal Palace v Bournemouth, 15:00
Everton v Stoke, 15:00
Leicester v Swansea, 15:00
Southampton v Sunderland, 15:00
Watford v Arsenal 15:00
Hull v Man Utd, 17:30 http://i44.tinypic.com/5bpl5u.png

Sunday, 28th August 2016
West Brom v Middlesbrough, 13:30 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif
Man City v West Ham, 16:00 http://e2.365dm.com/tvlogos/pixel/ss1hd.gif

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Spuds: Vorm, Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Rose; Dier, Wanyama, Eriksen, Alli, Lamela; Kane.

Liverpooll: Mignolet, Clyne, Matip, Lovren, Milner, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Lallana, Mane, Coutinho, Firmino.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Well Sturridge did say he didn't want to play on the right...

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Vorm nearly chucked one in for Coutinho.

Good save with his boot really.

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Mignolet Hollywoods away Eriksen's freekick.

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Delle Alli shot, blocked.

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Mane should be off.

[Kano]

Danny Rose is scum so it kinda balances out in the end.

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Rose boots it out of play for some reason.

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Janssen seems a bit of a crap footballer tbf.

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Pelanty to Liverpool!

Lamela. :haha:

[Kano]

Lamela does what he does best and fouls for a pel.

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0-1 Milner. :lol:

[Kano]

0-1!

:haha:

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Coutinho booked. Stupid booking.

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0-1 HT.

[Kano]

Another shit show from the spuds.

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That's not a counter attack Carragher, the clue is in the title dickhead.

[AFC Leveller]

If Liverpool sort their defense out they will be hard to stop. Their attach is fluid and full of pace and energy.

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Mane should be off, again. :lol:

[AFC Leveller]

Mane is so clumsy, will get sent off at this rate.

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Matip heads on to the bar!

[Kano]

If Liverpool sort their defense out they will be hard to stop. Their attach is fluid and full of pace and energy.

Burnley seemed to have them contained quite easily last week.

[AFC Leveller]

2-0
Oh no it's ruled out

[AFC Leveller]

That was onside wtf! Cheating officials again.

[AFC Leveller]

Spanish commentator keeps calling WAnyama "Bitor Wanjama"

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Eriksen puts it over.

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Mignolet saves from Alderweireld.

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1-1 Rose. :doh:

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Poor from Firmino, weak shot.

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Clyne. :haha:

Jamie Redknapp in-game analysis. :doh:

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WTF is that hair?

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Alderweireld clears one.

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Sexy ball skills from Origi.

[Thierrymon]

WTF is that hair?

Jaffa cake.

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Sturridge on in the 87th minute. :haha:

Doube he'll want to say.

Mane on for him.

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Wijnaldum shot charged down which makes it easy for Vorm.

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Carpet head was offside. Terrible.

[Kano]

Told you, Rose is scum.

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1-1 FT, good stuff.

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Palace 0-1 Bournemouth, King.

Chelsea 1-0 Burnley, Hazard.

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Leicester 1-0 Swansea, Vardy.

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Chelsea 2-0 Burnley, Willian.

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Pelanty to Neverton.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Sounds like it went in off Old Man Given.

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Everton 1-0 Stoke, Given OG. :haha:

Leicester 2-0 Swansea, Morgan!

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Pel to Leicester.

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Mahrez has it saved. :lol:

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Southampton 0-1 Sunderland, Defoe pelanty.

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Southampton 1-1 Sunderland, Rodriguez.

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Chelsea 3-0 Burnley, Moses.

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Leicester 2-1 Swansea, Fer from earlier.

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Palace 1-1 Bournemouth, Dann.

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Hull: Jakupovic, Elmohamady, Livermore, Davies, Robertson, Meyler, Huddlestone, Clucas, Snodgrass, Hernandez, Diomande.

Man Utd: De Gea, Valencia, Bailly, Blind, Shaw, Fellaini, Pogba, Mata, Rooney, Martial, Ibrahimovic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Zlatan missed a sitter, ish.

[Master Splinter]

Shaw is the new Shrek.

Fat, diving bastard.

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Fellaini booked. :lol:

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Wazza wants a pel.

[Master Splinter]

Zlatan :lol:.

[Kano]

Good to see Utd have their swagger back

[Master Splinter]

It's hard to run past fatty Shaw.

[Master Splinter]

Good to see Utd have their swagger back

When they win 1-0 courtesy of a Shrek bobbled pelanty rebounding off the posts four times, they definitely will.

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Martial. :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Tony Marshall hauled off. From the new Henry to the old Bellion.

Mikky Terry-Ann on.

[Master Splinter]

Zlatan :lol:.

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ROONEEYYY volleys wide.

[Master Splinter]

Shrek clears one for Hull.

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Hundredstone shot, deflects wide.

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Wake up Wazza.

[Kano]

Pogba :lol:

Give it to Zlatan. At least he hits the wall.

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Pogba's freekick. :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Pogba :haha:.

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Mkhitaryan. :lol:

[Kano]

Maureen is doing LVG proud with this performance.

[Kano]

£110m misses the target again

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Pogba puts it wide again. :haha:

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Four added minutes.

[Kano]

And again :lol:

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Pogba. :haha:

What does he do?

[GP]

Pogba. :haha:

What does he do?

I honestly don't know.

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Meyler you twat!

[GP]

ffs

[Kano]

Rashford scores. Disgusting.

How much did everyone else cost?

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0-1 Rashford. Disgusting.

[Master Splinter]

Fuck off.

Fear factor well and truly back. Quadruple beckons.

[Kano]

The Maureen rimfest continues to grow

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On comes Smalling. :haha:

Pathetic.

[Master Splinter]

At least this should keep Wazza in the team for a while longer.

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0-1 FT. :sick:

[GP]

600m spent and they have to rely on last minute tap-ins.

[Kano]

Rio to fuck yourself with that miserable little ginger dildo next to you.

[Master Splinter]

Rio to fuck yourself with that miserable little ginger dildo next to you.

Rio Ferdinand is why the aliens will finally pull the trigger on Earth.

[Letters]

:ilt:

And so Mourinho's pact with Satan goes on...

[Kano]

Rio Ferdinand is why the aliens will finally pull the trigger on Earth.

:lol:

[Marc Overmars]

:sleep:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Oh well at least we won today so it doesn't make Man Utd pubbing in a late winner feel that bad.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

West Brom: Foster, Dawson, McAuley, Evans, Galloway, Phillips, Yacob, Fletcher, Field, McClean, Rondon.

Boro: Guzan, Nsue, Gibson, Ayala, Barragan, Forshaw, Clayton, Stuani, Ramirez, Downing, Negredo.

[Goonermerree]

Are the baggies trying to ruin berahino's career?

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Pulis tried ruining Gnabry's I guess.

[Goonermerree]

Well they wouldn't sell him, and they won't play him in the prem. It's not that long ago that he was in the England squad.

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0-0 HT. :lol:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Best league in the world. :rose:


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Come on Hammers :sick:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

West Brom 0-0 Middlesbrough FT

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Sky Drone to Bilic:

Does a bad week become a good week if you win? :doh:

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Man City vs Worst Ham says the other Sky Drone. :haha:

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Commentators talking of an air of invincibility for Citeh already.

Just like last season.

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David Silva combs it, wide.

Terrible pass from Noble in the lead-up to that.

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Fernandinho booked, why wasn't that a red?

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Citeh 1-0 'Ammers, Sterling.

[Kano]

Magical?

F'kn hell.

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Worst cross of all time from Masuaku.

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Fletcher lessens the angle for himself and still think it's a good idea to go for goal?

Berk.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

West Ham look a shadow of themselves from last year tbh.

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Masuaku booked. Same offence as a two footed lunge apparently.

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2-0 Fernandinho, this cunt that should be off.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Oh well time to switch this off.

West Ham :rose:

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2-1 Antonio!

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Stones hauled off, Kolarov on.

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Valencia off, Lanzini on.

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Aguero hits the side netting.

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Nolito off, Nasri on.

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Nasri somehow denied on the line.

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Elbows Aguero should be getting a ban.

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3-1, Sterling.