This Weekend's Fixtures (10/11/12 Sept)

[Munchies]

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[AFC Leveller]

The wankfest over the Manchester derby is rediculous, it's like this is the first ever big football game and we all need to grab a dildow with mourinho's face on it and suck on it!

[Marc Overmars]

I think United will win, sadly.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Guardiola has 8 wins to 3. :lol:

Strange how he is shown up as the one that always has something to prove when compared with Mourinho.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Two of the top teams in the world right now.

After three games. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd: De Gea, Valencia, Bailly, Blind, Shaw, Fellaini, Pogba, Mkhitaryan, Rooney, Lingard, Ibrahimovic.
Subs: Romero, Smalling, Herrera, Mata, Schneiderlin, Martial, Rashford.

Man City: Bravo, Sagna, Otamendi, Stones, Kolarov, Fernandinho, De Bruyne, Silva, Sterling, Nolito, Iheanacho.
Subs: Caballero, Zabaleta, Clichy, A.Garcia, Fernando, Navas, Sane.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

No Stelling, that was from Zlatan's book years ago dimwit.

[Niall_Quinn]

The wankfest over the Manchester derby is rediculous, it's like this is the first ever big football game and we all need to grab a dildow with mourinho's face on it and suck on it!

It's manna from heaven for the PL hype merchants. Of course they are going to feast. Let's see if either or both teams have the guts to play football, or will they resort to the PL model?

[Marc Overmars]

I'm going to bypass this Pep and Maureen fapfest and go for a run.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh will win I've decided.

[Niall_Quinn]

Boring 0-0 would give the hypemerchants a decent challenge. They would have to construct a compelling narrative based entirely on the words, 'intriguing', 'chess' and 'match'.

[Kano]

I'm going to bypass this Pep and Maureen fapfest and go for a run.

For some reason I did that before and now I'm resting up watching these twunts.

[Niall_Quinn]

Maureen handicapping himself just so a place can be found for shrek. Long may it continue. They could actually have a fearsome front line if they didn't have to carry the fat bastard. Rashford is already twice the striker the fat cheat ever was.

[Kano]

How has Valencia survived this long at Man Utd?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fatty Shaw getting slaughtered. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ah yeah that's what Pogba does. Long range shots that are rarely on target.

[Kano]

Rooniesta :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-1 De Bruyne!

From Route One. :haha:

Mourinho is Guardiola's bitch again.

[Kano]

0-1! :haha:

Blind :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lingard. :lol:

[Ernesto]

Goal. 0-1. Get in. KDB with a quality finish.

Why can't we ever play like this at Old Trafford? Or, indeed, against mourinho?

There's a real energy about the away side. No dilly-dallying or tippy tappy

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Zlatan goes for his flick, not even close.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Meanwhile in Glasgow....


....Senderos is still shit.

[Thierrymon]

Meanwhile in Glasgow....


....Senderos is still shit.

True that, but it's a cracking game.

[Kano]

How much was Luke Shaw again?

[Globalgunner]

Lingard. :lol:

Sorry, l may have missed it. What did Jesse do wrong?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Deck him, Pep!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sorry, l may have missed it. What did Jesse do wrong?

Just his performance in general.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sterling you weakling, hit it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mkhitaryan. :lol:

Shite.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wazza you scrote.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I'm off to the Olympic Stadium, West Ham v Watford.

[Globalgunner]

If Sterling wasnt the usual pisspoor England star quality, this game could be over already

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

United's passing and concentration has been disgraceful.

[Kano]

I'm off to the Olympic Stadium, West Ham v Watford.

What did you do wrong?

[Globalgunner]

Wazza you scrote.

Tried to hobble Guardiola a few minutes ago too.

[Ernesto]

I'm off to the Olympic Stadium, West Ham v Watford.

Intriguing game that. Watford need a win and West Ham still seemingly getting used to their home stadium. There'll be plenty of action

0-0

[Globalgunner]

Intriguing game that. Watford need a win and West Ham still seemingly getting used to their home stadium. There'll be plenty of action

0-0

Eternal optimism

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-2 Iheanacho!

:haha:

[Kano]

Maureen :haha:

What a fraud

[AFC Leveller]

City showing no fear, they are running things.

Wish we could one day turn up with swag at OT and teach them a lesson.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What was Bailly doing? :haha:

[Thierrymon]

Bugger, missed it. Mourinho :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

City showing no fear, they are running things.

Wish we could one day turn up with swag at OT and teach them a lesson.

Guardiola is a first class manager and regularly hands Mourinho his arse, we'll have fear every time Wenger goes there so it won't happen.

[Kano]

I forgot Pogba was playing

[Globalgunner]

City showing no fear, they are running things.

Wish we could one day turn up with swag at OT and teach them a lesson.

That would be cheating . United need at least 4 points off us each season.

[Kano]

City showing no fear, they are running things.

Wish we could one day turn up with swag at OT and teach them a lesson.

We've done that on a couple of ocassions in recent memory and wasted chance after chance, then end up dropping points.

[Niall_Quinn]

Carrying shrek is really going to hurt them this season. That fat useless shit has been a blight on every team he's excreted himself into.

[Munchies]

Get the fuck in guys!!!

Pep is a genius :bow:

Maureen :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

Pogba :haha: :haha:

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[McNamara That Ghost...]

ROONEYYY's cross doesn't get off the ground let alone past the first man.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Valencia rolling about.

David Silva booked.

Mourinho. :haha:

Die.

[Niall_Quinn]

Wow, how shit is shrek? He's hitting new heights every season as the most overrated player in football history.

[Kano]

Bravo :lol:

[Thierrymon]

sigh.............. 2-1

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-2 Zlatan.

Neville sucking Hart off for some reason.

[Globalgunner]

The natives are in complete shock. Expect a lot of pressure
Ibra scores. The Legend lives on

[Niall_Quinn]

The new Hart.

[Munchies]

Fcukkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Niall_Quinn]

Real quality from Ibra though.

[Kano]

1-2 Zlatan.

Neville sucking Hart off for some reason.

I think because Hart would never have made a mistake like that...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bailly booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bravo saves from Zlatan.

[Niall_Quinn]

Good reffing from clatter.

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL - and that's shite by Ibra.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stones on the line denies Zlatan.

Bravo. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

:haha: :haha:

Nevile now casually admits the PL has been shit for years :haha:

But NOW - it's quality because of these two :haha:

Neville :haha:

Shameless.

[Keith]

He's worse than Hart

[Niall_Quinn]

He's worse than Hart

We'll see. If he screws up repeatedly then he'll be no improvement. But, unlike Hart, if he has the ability to learn then he'll improve.

[Kano]

We need some red cards and a few deaths in the second half to make this worthwhile.

[AFC Leveller]

Bravo's howler confirms Satan is well and truly alive.

[Kano]

Celtic 3-1 up

[Thierrymon]

And off goes Senderos. He has had a nightmare.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

MKhitaryan and Lingard hauled off, Herrera and Rashford on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Zlatan sends it sky high. Well alright deflected.

It's a Rashford Game apparently. :unsure:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh don't quite yet know hot to do the crisp passing at the back.

[Niall_Quinn]

Otemendi :haha: One little tap and he's dead.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Elbows Fellaini = standard yellow.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ah it's just the way he plays. Fair enough.

:rolleyes:

Iheanacho off, Fernando on.

[Niall_Quinn]

The gypos are quickly learning one of Pep's key methods - fake injury, be expressive in your cheating.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

WTF is Bravo on?

He has just killed Wazza though.

[GP]

Christ, Bravo is just as bad as Hart.

[adzzzbatch]

Shut up nevile you prick.

[GP]

Won the tackle, but he's lucky to get away with a red card.

Neville is as good a pundit as he is a manager.

[Niall_Quinn]

Certain red card for Bravo. Horrendous challenge.

However, it was on shrek. So very good reffing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Handball shouts. Nothing given.

[adzzzbatch]

united fans are whining bastards aren't they!?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sane coming on.

[Globalgunner]

Clattenburg has improved greatly as a ref these past 5 years. A lot of people have benefited from SAF`s retirement and his bossing the English game.

[Niall_Quinn]

united fans are whining bastards aren't they!?

It pays dividends. Who knows how many points they have picked up at OT because of the fans instructing the ref? Many, many.

[Globalgunner]

united fans are whining bastards aren't they!?

Things arent the same since Surly Alex retired. Refs dont listen to them anymore

[Globalgunner]

United fans should pray for a long term injury to Rooney. The team will improve greatly.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Zlatan. :haha:

This game has been mainly chances created from hoofing it up field.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dissallowed goal. :haha:

Zlatan. :haha:

[Kano]

Ibra :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Double save from De Gea!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

De Gea saves from Fernandinho this time.

[GP]

United have spent about 200 trillion on midfielders and mostly play long ball.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

De Bruyne hits the post and goes across the line!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

No Neville, it wasn't a penalty.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Silva combs it wide.

[Kano]

Another Utd goal is needed, as much as I hate to say it. A draw is the best result.

[GP]

Mourinho losing is always the best result.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nolito fucks it up.

Shaw hauled off, Martial on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wazza gets some back on Bravo. Dick.

That's intentional.

[Kano]

Twenty fouls later Rooniesta gets a yellow.

[Globalgunner]

Scenes from battle of the Somme out there now

[Niall_Quinn]

The "warrior" Otamendi? :haha:

Is that the same blouse that was screaming and rolling around in the first half?

Warrior? :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wazza doesn't like football anymore.

[Goonermerree]

A draw or moaning maureen losing for me. Almost a win win situation.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Whack it Fernandinho!

[Goonermerree]

All this hype over jose. He got sacked from his last job because Chelsea were closer to the relegation zone than CL places. I just hope he completely flops this year again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's Jose time at Old Trafford.

This is why he has to lose.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nolito off, Zabaleta on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Five added minutes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Old Man Zlatan. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Zlatan deflected scuffer.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fernandinho, King of the Scrotes.

[Munchies]

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:pal:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Agent Bravo. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 1-2 Man City, FT!!!

:haha:

Guardiola owning Mourinho again. :faint:

9-3, with 8 draws. :bow:

[Munchies]

FULL TIME

GET THE FUCK IN

PEP :bow:

Maureen :pal: :haha:

Pogba :haha:

[Globalgunner]

Fortress of Dreams.....I think not

[Goonermerree]

Ha, ha, in your face Jose!!!!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Rooney was atrocious yet again.

He's finished.

[Goonermerree]

I think he's been finished a while, sadly, our England managers do not.

[Thierrymon]

United will have a chance to rebound quickly mid week in the Champions League. Oh wait....

[Munchies]

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Pogba :haha: :haha:

[Kano]

Celtic finished 5-1 winners over Rangers.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Mourinho :haha:


Should actually try playing football for a change.

[Goonermerree]

He'd be good on a rugby pitch with that.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pogba was shocking.

[Master Splinter]

Mourinho :haha:.

United :haha:.

Shrek :haha:.

Pogba :lol:. Money well spent. Because of all the shirt sales and marketing and hip trending social media stuff.

[Goonermerree]

Pogba was shocking.

I hadn't realised he was playing.

[Ernesto]

Not a bad game. I don't think we'd do well against either side personally, but that's just because of the psychological block Wenger has when he faces their respective managers.

Always nice to see mourinho lose- losing by a more significant gap, however, may well have dealt Manchester United a telling blow over the next few games. Ah well, can't have everything

[adzzzbatch]

I couldn't bare the united cum fest on Sky I had to turn it off.

[Munchies]

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[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Ammers 1-0 Watford, Antonio.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Boro 0-1 Palace, Bentekkers.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Me. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Ammers 2-0 Watford, Antonio with his second.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Boro 1-1 Palace, Ayala.

[Kano]

Wilshere is on the bench I think :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Ammers 2-1 Watford, Ighalo.

Stoke 0-1 Spuds, Son.

[Kano]

Spammers 2-2 Watford :lol:

Deeney

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Ammers. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Boro 1-2 Palace, Zaha.

[Globalgunner]

'Ammers. :haha:

Should have stayed at the Boleyn ground. Just kidding.

[Kano]

2-3 Watford! :haha:

Capoue

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-3, Capoue.

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 0-2 Spuds, Son with his second.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 0-3 Spuds, Delle Alli.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Ammers 2-4 Watford, Holebas. :blink:

[Kano]

Mazzarri must've given them the mother of all bollockings at half time.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 0-4 Spuds, Kane.

Burnley 1-0 Hull, Defour.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bournemouth 1-0 WBA, Wilson.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Burnley 1-1 Hull, Snodgrass.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool: Mignolet, Clyne, Matip, Lucas, Milner, Wijnaldum, Henderson, Lallana, Mane, Firmino, Sturridge.

Leicester: Schmeichel, Simpson, Huth, Morgan, Fuchs, Mahrez, Drinkwater, Amartey, Albrighton, Okazaki, Vardy.

[Niall_Quinn]

Stoke 0-3 Spuds, Delle Alli.

Damn. That's secured his 100 caps for England then.

[Kano]

Suddenly, because of the new camera position, the Anfield pitch looks huge.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

High angle camera view at Anfield. :wacko:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's Firmino, Hoddle.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 1-0 Leicester, Firmino!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schmeichel saved from Sturridge, should've been a goal really.

[Kano]

2-0, Mane

Leicester :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 2-0 Leicester, Mane.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Simpson's hamstring. :rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-1 Vardy.

Lucas. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a pass. :bow:

[Kano]

That was truly awful by Lucas

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hoof hits the bar!

[Kano]

Huth loops one onto the top of the bar!

Mignolet :lol:

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Turned off the stream after Liverpool's second thinking that the game was over. Apparently not.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Klopp with his Night King tribute. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Henderson booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-1 HT.

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Fuck off Owen.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schmeichel saves from Sturridge again, Sturridge trying to finish chances like Sterling. And succeeding.

3-1 Lallana.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Oh well time to turn off for good this time.

[Kano]

Fuck off Owen.

Always relevant

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mignolet saves from Vardy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Albrighton off, Ulloa on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

4-1 Firmino.

Schmeichel. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Also, Mahrez and Vardy. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho. :haha:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Just got back from the West Ham game. It was pretty fucking entertaining. I thought our defence was comical at times, but we have nothing on West Ham. They were awful from the moment when they went 2 up after a beautiful pass by Payet.

[AFC Leveller]

Hoe zay blaming the refs again lol what a fraud.

[GP]

Just got back from the West Ham game. It was pretty fucking entertaining. I thought our defence was comical at times, but we have nothing on West Ham. They were awful from the moment when they went 2 up after a beautiful pass by Payet.

"The London Stadium" will be the death of them.

[Niall_Quinn]

Holt and Custis on Sunday Supplement :haha:

This will be ridiculous.

[Niall_Quinn]

They're going to be covering our "streaky" penalty :haha:

But anyway, we're off with the first hour of mancs sucking.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jose Mourinho has revealed some of his Manchester United players failed to carry out his instructions during the derby defeat to City.

United were overwhelmed in a forlorn first-half against their neighbours, who were utterly dominant until Claudio Bravo gifted Zlatan Ibrahimovic a goal.

Mourinho admitted he was 'disappointed' with some individual performers and felt the magnitude of the game affected certain players' focus.

"What I said at half-time I told them in the last three days, instead of 10 minutes, much more," Mourinho explained. "So every time we were preparing the game and every time we were analysing and trying to reduce the unpredictability of the game, we spoke about this situations.

"What I told them at half-time was for some of you it looks like you are trying to do what I told you not to do. And it was this: I told 20 times today never play the first station ball, never, never play because it's where they want to press. It happened 20 times during the game.

"So I think some of the boys, they felt the dimension of the game, they felt the dimension of the game, everything around the game, the derby, the big game, Man United v Man City, the focus, the attention, I felt that some of the guys felt it."

Mourinho also dismissed the suggestion experience had trumped certain players, citing substitute Marcus Rashford's ebullience, and added some players would not be considered for selection in future games against eminent opponents.

"It has nothing to do with experience or age because you have the kid then in the second-half and the kid looked like he was playing in the Under-18s versus Salford City," Mourinho said.

"So it's about the individual and every individual reacts to the dimension in different ways, so it's difficult to predict.

"It only gets easier when you know the players very, very well. When you work with them one month, two months, three months, four months, you see how they react in certain circumstances, you try to get a better feeling.

"So maybe in the next big game in the Premier League probably I know who can accept well the dimension of the game, which is very important."

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/manchester-united-news-mourinho-guardiola-11869290#ICID=sharebar_twitter

Chucking his players under the bus exceptionally early.

Cunt.

[Goonermerree]

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/manchester-united-news-mourinho-guardiola-11869290#ICID=sharebar_twitter

Chucking his players under the bus exceptionally early.

Cunt.

Let's hope he keeps doing it and he loses the dressing room early.

[Marc Overmars]

Just seen Payet's assist yesterday. :bow:

He's class.

[Xhaka Can’t]

"The London Stadium" will be the death of them.

Possibly. The atmosphere was reasonable but the experience is definitely hampered by the distance of the crowd from the pitch. Even the team dugouts are ~20m away from the touchline.

The sight lines are good as you would expect.

The main thing that annoyed me all game, was the same thing that used to bother me when we first moved to the Emirates. The seats at their stadium are like the cheapo seats were at Highbury - plastic and much smaller. So whenever I had to reach back to pull my seat back down, I couldn't do it instinctively. I had to keep looking back.

The stadium itself is surprisingly low spec given that it was originally designed for the Olympics.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Just seen Payet's assist yesterday. :bow:

He's class.

He is, but he faded away as the game went on. He really needs to be in a better team.

[Globalgunner]

Swansea - Chelsea now on. Only watching in the hope someone gives Costa a good smack about the face
Fabregas keeping the bench warm. I expect him to slink away to some Spanish B team by Xmas.

[Kano]

Costa scores, 1-0 :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 0-1 Chelsea, Diego Costa.

[Globalgunner]

Good goal by Costa "sigh"
Hate the guy, but he is a good striker no doubt.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sigurdsson gets the shouty mouth treatment but wide it goes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa diving.

Fernandez booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa misses a sitter! :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kante is, let's face it a horrendous footballer.

Good at harrying and hustling no doubt.

Neil Taylor whining for getting hauled off.

[Marc Overmars]

Costa is rancid. You know you're a complete cunt when pretty much every ground you play at hates your guts.

[Master Splinter]

Costa was booked. So does that mean he is now immune to any further punishment?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

PELANTY!!!

Courtois. :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Swansea pel!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-1 Sigurdsson! :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Sigurdsson!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-1 FER!!!!

OMG!!!!

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

:haha: :haha:

[Kano]

Chelsea :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cahill. :haha:

Sexy football.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa dives again!

No booking.

Hazard you pussy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fabianski saves from Oscar.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Matic hauled off, Cesc on.

Willian off, Moses on.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Just got in and seen the score. :lol:


Not going to risk getting a stream for fear of jinxing this. :pray:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oscar heads over. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-2 Diego Costa. :sick:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

God damn it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fabianski saves from Diego Costa.

Big Man heads over.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sort it out Fer and Sigurdsson.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sigurdsson off, Rangel on.

Oscar off, Batshit on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hazard you cynical scrote, booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Moses parts the crowd with that shot.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hazard. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Big Man booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How is that not a pelanty?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Big Man is injured. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-2 FT!

Not bad.

[Kano]

Vomit

[The Emirates Gallactico]

So Chelsea pub to a draw courtesy of Costa who once again shouldn't have been on the pitch, not to mention Swansea denied a clear pelanty at the end. Wonder if the football pundits and commentators will focus on that ................. nah not a chance, it's all about us stealing a win from Southampton. :coffee:

Fucking scum.

[Globalgunner]

Costa is the biggest Scumbag Ive ever seen in the EPL. Amazing player though but a certified nutcase

[Goonermerree]

Chelsea fans whinging on 606. Chelsea ruined football, shut up!!

[Kano]

Lukaku puts Everton 1-0 up away to Sunderland.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland 0-1 Everton, Lukaku.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukaku hits the woodwork!

Suprisingly, Sunderland look utter shite again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-2 Lukaku again.

Moyes. :rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barkley was hauled off at half time. :haha:

Barkley lost possession 11 times in the first half. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-3 hat-trick. :lol:

[Kano]

Lukaks :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ndong. :haha:

[Kano]

0-3 full time.

Everton go up to third.

Romelu secured me a decent £20 fan duel return too.

[Marc Overmars]

Saw a stat that said Lukaku has more goals at 23 than Zlatan, Suarez, Rooney and Ronaldo did at the same age.

Quite impressive really considering he's played for vastly inferior clubs than those guys.

[Kano]

https://youtu.be/rdONmv35a3U

Scottish football :bow: