This Weekend's Fixtures & Middlesbrough v Hull City (03/04/05 Dec).

[Niall_Quinn]

Utd incredibly unlucky so far. Top class performance but nothing to show for it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Martial offside, couldn't score anyway.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barry wipes Zlatan out.

[Niall_Quinn]

Utd so unlucky to be playing like donkeys. Fortunately for them, Everton complete asses too.

HOOF!

[Niall_Quinn]

The passing in this game :haha:

How much do they get paid again?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rojo booked, should be off.

[Kano]

Oliver :lol: bottled it completely

[Niall_Quinn]

I think Xhaka needs to get a lengthy ban for that disgusting lunge by Rojo. Clearest red of the season so far. Xhaka is a lucky, lucky boy.

[Globalgunner]

Should be a red card for Rojo.......incidentally doesnt Rojo mean red in Spanish?

[Kano]

Great defending for Utd by Williams there

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barry. :haha:

Avoding a yellow somehow.

Oliver having a stinker.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bolasie hammers it across goal, preventing anybody from getting to it. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Freekick to Man Utd, dangerous area.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Zlatan hits the wall. Woeful.

[Kano]

Ibra's free kicks :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barry booked.

Isn't Jones telling the ref that's three fouls as bad as a player waving an imaginary card?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-1 Man Utd, Zlatan.

[Kano]

Why the f are keepers doing today?

[adzzzbatch]

FFS.

[Globalgunner]

Everton....always falling down to the same abject level.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bolasie is dead.

[Niall_Quinn]

Looks like that shoulder brush broke Bolasie's back, legs and neck. He'll probably be better in a minute though.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Gueye looks dead

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cleverley off, Deulofeu on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coleman off after getting squashed by Zlatan.

Holgate on. :unsure:

[Globalgunner]

Zlatan taking them out one by one. Coleman latest to be crushed by the great one.

[Globalgunner]

Fellaini warming up. "Its clobbering time"

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Everton are just hopeless.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

De Gea saves from Gueye.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton are just hopeless.

This is why they are Neverton.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

De Gay saves from Gaye.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Valencia. :doh:

Right at De Gea.

[GP]

ffs COME ON

[Globalgunner]

Elbows Fellaini finally coming on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty!

Fellaini. :haha:

[Kano]

Fellaini :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fellaini booked too.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

PELANTY!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Don't you dare fucking miss you twats!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 1-1 Man Utd, Baines!

:haha:

[Kano]

Get in!

[Kano]

We want two!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

"Unluckiest team in the league"

:haha::haha:

[Globalgunner]

Fellaini. what is he good for?. Absolutely nothing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

De Gea saves from Baines.

Five added minutes.

[adzzzbatch]

Come on you neverton fucks!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 1-1 Man Utd, FT!

Mourinho. :haha:

Fellaini. :bow:

[Kano]

So so unlucky

[GP]

10 points behind us :lol:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Redcafe are probably going to go apoplectic at Michael Oliver.

They still haven't forgiven him for that game against us two years ago in the cup when he sent of Di Maria for grabbing his shirt. :lol:

[Marc Overmars]

Mourinho. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho is just distracting us from a tax investigation with that result.

[Niall_Quinn]

Really unlucky for Utd to come away with just a point after such a shitty performance.

[Globalgunner]

The world of football has a lot to thank David Moyes for. If he had not broken up Fergies backroom staff, they might still be a force to reckon with.

[Letters]

21 points after 14 games. At this stage last year they had 28. Two years ago they had 25, three years ago it was 22.

Mourinho :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He's crying again. :lol:

[Kano]

Fraudinho crying again on TV. Now style is more important than results. Funny that.

[Master Splinter]

Damn. When are this lot going to slip up?

Today.


LOLerpool :haha:.

Jurgen Flopp :haha:.

Jack Wilfbere :bow:.

Brendan Fraser :bow:.

[Master Splinter]

United :haha:.

Mourinho :haha:.

Fellaini :bow:.

Bad Luck :bow:.

[Goonermerree]

Just got in and seen the scores.

Liverpool, 14 mins to go 3 one up :haha:

United, Maureen :haha:

Not too bad a weekend all in all, shame about the spud's result, but second on points.

[Master Splinter]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cy13CZTXcAAdmWj.jpg

:haha:

[adzzzbatch]

:haha:

[Letters]

:haha:

Goal-line Technology :bow:

[GP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FiQTMt6H9I&feature=youtu.be&t=60

[Marc Overmars]

Wah wah wah.

[LDG]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FiQTMt6H9I&feature=youtu.be&t=60

:haha:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FiQTMt6H9I&feature=youtu.be&t=60

:haha:

He's a broken man.

[Letters]

:haha: What a cockwomble.

[fakeyank]

Mourinho is so mentally unstable that I am glad he doesnt live in the US with access to guns!! :ilt:

[Kano]

:haha: we need more and more pressure put on him. That was hilarious to watch.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Great finish by Origi; no need to watch any more of MotD.

Nice and easy 2-0 win :scarf:

[adzzzbatch]

:lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Hate to be cliche, but how the hell are there so many empty seats at the Etihad? :blink:

[adzzzbatch]

Hate to be cliche, but how the hell are there so many empty seats at the Etihad? :blink:

I noticed that too and at "London stadium" also.

[Kano]

Hate to be cliche, but how the hell are there so many empty seats at the Etihad? :blink:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/emptyhad-2.png?w=685&strip=all

Emptyhad

[Master Splinter]

David Luiz included in Crooks' team of the week on the basis of providing the great assist for Costa:




What a ball for Diego Costa to score. I don't know what was better, Costa's movement in order to offer the invitation for David Luiz to attempt the 40-yard wonder ball or the sheer audacity and precision of the pass. I suppose the movement combined with the chest trap made it for me.

The last time I saw a centre-back put a centre forward in on goal so well or so deliberately was Bobby Moore in the World Cup final in 1966. It was just masterful. As a former player I saw defenders try something like that but seldom did it work.

I even played with defenders who would not have given a moment's thought to attempting such an adventurous manoeuvre for fear of ridicule. That was left to the midfield players - providing you had one that could pass, of course.

It's great to see world-class defenders producing world-class moments.




Maybe someone should tell him it was Fabregas with the pass, though.


As a bonus, he provides analysis on what makes Courtois an excellent goalkeeper:




What I adore about Courtois is there are no dramas with him and he always turns up for the big games. Making the save is all that matters to him. He doesn't behave like a star insisting on being beautifully groomed with his attire perfectly positioned. In fact he looks rather ungainly - sporting his preppy hairstyle - but who cares? He's proving to be one hell of a goalkeeper.



http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38203756

Crooks is my favourite BBC comedy creation.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

He has Monreal in as a midfielder too. :doh:

Also, it's Wildlings, not Wildings.

Go home Crooks.

[AFC Leveller]

David Luiz included in Crooks' team of the week on the basis of providing the great assist for Costa:




Maybe someone should tell him it was Fabregas with the pass, though.


As a bonus, he provides analysis on what makes Courtois an excellent goalkeeper:



http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38203756

Crooks is my favourite BBC comedy creation.

:lol: what an idiot!

His line ups often include 3 wide players at DCMs. Bit odd.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Chelsea don't really have a difficult game until Spurs in January...... very annoying.

[Master Splinter]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38216115

Bolasie out for a while then. At least he can't random in a 40-yarder while randomly charging into no-man's land against us. Pubbers like this always have the best moment of their careers against us. See David Bentley, Neil Mellor, Jefferson Montero, Danny Rose and Cuco Martina for reference.

With Aguero nd Fernandinho out for Citeh too, it should favour us over the upcoming hectic run. But then United have embarrassed us twice (FA Cup with 8 defenders and last season) with possibly their worst line-ups ever, so it might be better if we play full-strength teams.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Disallowed goal for Boro. :lol:

[Marc Overmars]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38216115

Bolasie out for a while then. At least he can't random in a 40-yarder while randomly charging into no-man's land against us. Pubbers like this always have the best moment of their careers against us. See David Bentley, Neil Mellor, Jefferson Montero, Danny Rose and Cuco Martina for reference.

With Aguero nd Fernandinho out for Citeh too, it should favour us over the upcoming hectic run. But then United have embarrassed us twice (FA Cup with 8 defenders and last season) with possibly their worst line-ups ever, so it might be better if we play full-strength teams.

Iheanacho tends to rack up the goals when Aguero is missing so I don't think their threat level will decrease dramatically. We've done well against City in recent games too, it helps that out of our rivals they're probably the most similar to us in style. No mental barrier with them like there is with United, I reckon we can and will take them.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Boro 1-0 Hull, Ramirez.

[Goonermerree]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38216115

Bolasie out for a while then. At least he can't random in a 40-yarder while randomly charging into no-man's land against us. Pubbers like this always have the best moment of their careers against us. See David Bentley, Neil Mellor, Jefferson Montero, Danny Rose and Cuco Martina for reference.

With Aguero nd Fernandinho out for Citeh too, it should favour us over the upcoming hectic run. But then United have embarrassed us twice (FA Cup with 8 defenders and last season) with possibly their worst line-ups ever, so it might be better if we play full-strength teams.

Playing a low-strength team should never even be a consideration in a league match.