FA Cup 2017

[Master Splinter]

Rashford :lol:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa heads wide. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Costa does a Giroud :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa dives.

[Globalgunner]

Costa dive. Hilarious

[Niall_Quinn]

Diego Costa dives.

Water is wet.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa rolling about. :haha:

[Globalgunner]

Costa needs our help

[Master Splinter]

Costa should be on at least three yellows for three dives.

[Niall_Quinn]

How embarrassing can Costa get? Does he have a limit or is he infinitely embarrassing?

[Niall_Quinn]

It's either Rojo or Costa for the next red. Minutes away now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Does anybody know what Keown has prattling on about for the last...well...72 minutes?

[Globalgunner]

How embarrassing can Costa get? Does he have a limit or is he infinitely embarrassing?

Being related to him would be infinitely embarrassing

[Niall_Quinn]

Does anybody know what Keown has prattling on about for the last...well...72 minutes?

Thanks a lot. I'd managed to mentally block him out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa has forgotten about footballing ability again.

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

So Kante has gone up to a whole new level. Seems to have everything in his locker now.

Costa missing again.

[Globalgunner]

Diego Costa making an Oscar worthy Giroud impression today

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Youngy boots it out for a corner. Not sure why.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How isn't that a red for Valencia?

:haha:

[Master Splinter]

Xhaka sent off for Valencia's challenge.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Youngy booked for hacking Moses down.

Sacrilegious.

[Master Splinter]

Koscielny sent off for Youngy's foul.

[Niall_Quinn]

Got to be red for Valencia? Not even a yellow.

[Globalgunner]

Valencia getting away with Xhaka reds again. Is the ref blind or having sympathy for Utd

[Niall_Quinn]

Keown reckons that two footed lunge was a fair challenge. In what universe Martin?

And yet when Xhaka does something a quarter as dangerous everyone agrees it's red. No doubt about it.

[Master Splinter]

United should be on about 8 yellows by now.

Oliver doing everything wrong apart from the red card.

[Globalgunner]

One Chelsea girl being replaced by another

[Niall_Quinn]

Would be interested to know what the rules are these days. They seem to be clear enough when we're playing, but they become very vague when we're not involved.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pogba. :haha:

Top, top player. And I mean top, top.

[Niall_Quinn]

Maureen swaps out his designated fouler.

[Niall_Quinn]

This is a really good game of football.

[Globalgunner]

Mourinho is gonna sound awfully like Wenger at the conclusion of this match.....If not for the ref.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa booked for diving in but not for diving.

[Master Splinter]

Costa, instead off being on two red cards, gets his first yellow in the 87th minute.

[Globalgunner]

Jones too with tne amateur dramatics

[Niall_Quinn]

Costa finally booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Four added minutes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Another dive from Hazard.

[Niall_Quinn]

Proper defending.

[Master Splinter]

Valencia. Rojo and Costa still on the pitch.

Meanwhile, do you remember that one time when Xhaka invented the foul?

[Niall_Quinn]

Valencia. Rojo and Costa still on the pitch.

Meanwhile, do you remember that one time when Xhaka invented the foul?

What goes around comes around. Do you remember Pires?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 1-0 Man Utd, FT!

Mourinho. :haha:

Mourinho. :haha:

Mourinho. :haha:

[Letters]

Wenger celebrating like we've just won the CL :rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

Sad to say, very watchable. Two good teams. Didn't know Utd had managed to get their shit together, thought van Gaal's genius was terminal.

Well we ain't beating the chavs, that for sure. Not only are they better than us but the amount of fouls they get away with is simply amazing.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

The gameplan was to foul Hazard.

It didn't work.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Phil Neville saying Jose had to change his gameplan after the red card.

After saying Mourinho wouldn't change his gameplan. :blink:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho crying. :o

[GP]

Mourinho still crying after 17 years

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL, interviewer tries to walk Maureen into a minefield, Maureen says no, interviewer says, oh go on.

Maureen doing his impersonation on Wenger.

[Niall_Quinn]

Poetic justice. Maureen gets done by the cheating machine he helped build.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That's all Mourinho, not Wenger.

[Niall_Quinn]

None of them have the balls to call Hazard what he is.

[GP]

Belgian?

Sick fuck.

[AFC Leveller]

The officials are corrupt, simple. How only one player was sent off in this game is baffling.

Herrera is such a dirty little cheat and should be sent off every game for the amount of sly fouls he commits. He's been Mourinhod this season.

[Niall_Quinn]

Got my Cup Semi Final tickets today - WOO-HOO! :woohoo:

Opened a new box of Wheetos, poured - and there they were!

Not sure of this is just Wheetos or any cereal. But get yourself down the supermarket before they are gone.

[Niall_Quinn]

FOR SALE: 2 FA Cup Semi Final Tickets

Anyone interested?

[GP]

Tenner the pair?

[Niall_Quinn]

Tenner the pair?

Oops, sorry! I'm sure your arm will grow back... :getcoat:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea: Courtois; Azpilicueta, David Luiz, Ake; Moses, Kante, Matic, Alonso; Willian, Batshuayi, Pedro.

Tottenham: Lloris, Trippier, Dier, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Wanyama, Dembele, Son, Eriksen, Alli, Kane.

[GP]

I'll be watching from the toilet just in case.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alderweireld booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 1-0 Spuds, Willian! :haha:

[GP]

YES!

[GP]

Chelsea 1-0 Spuds, Willian! :haha:

https://streamable.com/8yx35

[RomfordPele]

Who is the idiot co-commentating?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Danny Murphy.

[RomfordPele]

Danny Murphy.

Ta. Explains the rampant bias.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-1 Kane.

[GP]

This commentary is unbearable.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dele Alli is a dirty shit.

[GP]

Dele Alli is a dirty shit.

"It's nothing to do with Dele Alli"

"He trod on his ankle"

"Oh did he? Okay"

[Globalgunner]

Alli did that on purpose. Wish someone would step on him too little scrote. Probably burst into tears.

[RomfordPele]

Spurs look the better team, I'm afraid to say.

[GP]

Spurs get away with murder every week.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Chelsea. :lol:

[GP]

https://i.imgur.com/7lZwLKc.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 2-1 Spuds, Willian!

[Globalgunner]

To beat Spurs, First you have to match their midfield power, Dembele, Dier, Wanyama They scrote first, then play. When i look at the fairies we have in midfield. Its a laugh. Kante is probably 5`5" but you cant out-muscle him.
Pen to Chelsea

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lloris handles the ball outside the area. :doh:

[Globalgunner]

My feed lags by a min I guess. Chelsea better step up. Stop these scrotes, they can help themselves. They have been programmed to do it.
It was a Moses dive btw.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alonso booked.

2-1 HT.

[RomfordPele]

To beat Spurs, First you have to match their midfield power, Dembele, Dier, Wanyama They scrote first, then play. When i look at the fairies we have in midfield. Its a laugh. Kante is probably 5`5" but you cant out-muscle him.
Pen to Chelsea

Kante is absolutely fantastic. What sort of chump prefers xhaka to him?

[Globalgunner]

Thanks to Willian, HT has not been a Harry Kane wankfest, though some will still try.

[Globalgunner]

Kante is absolutely fantastic. What sort of chump prefers xhaka to him?

Only the genius who has made a billion subs in 35 years

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Kante has been poor today. Didn't think Ali cared where he was treading but didnt think he meant it either.

[RomfordPele]

Kante has been poor today. Didn't think Ali cared where he was treading but didnt think he meant it either.

Seriously? If this is him on a poor day then our manager is an even bigger chump than I thought.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

I think the comparison with Xhaka is best left alone.....especially as the latter isn't really our defensive midfielder.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Willian has been Chelseas only convincing player going forward.

[RomfordPele]

I think the comparison with Xhaka is best left alone.....especially as the latter isn't really our defensive midfielder.

Fair point. But kante was the player we needed. Not another playmaker who can't defend.

[Globalgunner]

David Luis owes Alli a stepping on, but he does not have the acting skills to pull it off without earning a red.

[GP]

Kante has been poor today. Didn't think Ali cared where he was treading but didnt think he meant it either.

Course he meant it. He does some dirty shit every week.

[RomfordPele]

Fuck. That was really bloody good. 2-2.

[Globalgunner]

Scrote is a good player. hate to admit it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kante is absolutely fantastic. What sort of chump prefers xhaka to him?

Eh?

[GP]

Poor from Luiz

[Globalgunner]

Time for Costa?. Batschuyi has been pants.

[Xhaka Can’t]

So....who is hoping for a win over City?

[selassie]

Kante is absolutely fantastic. What sort of chump prefers xhaka to him?

Wenger!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Why didn't Pedro play it to the left?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

So....who is hoping for a win over City?

Me.

[RomfordPele]

Great game this. Hoping it boils over into a 22 man brawl...

[selassie]

So....who is hoping for a win over City?

Not me, we won't beat either of these in the final.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Batshit off, Diego Costa on. Willian off, Hazard on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wanyama. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Steve Wilson with the rehearsed line.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Son off, Walker on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pedro off, Cesc on.

[Marc Overmars]

Not me, we won't beat either of these in the final.

They will batter us. Big time.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 3-2 Spuds, Hazard!

:haha:

[GP]

AZZARRR!

[Marc Overmars]

Yes!

[Globalgunner]

Who was it said Dele Alli didnt mean to step on Luis?. The boy is a nasty piece of work.

[Globalgunner]

Good one.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Who was it said Dele Alli didnt mean to step on Luis?. The boy is a nasty piece of work.

I'm sure he does do it every week...I just wasn't convinced that time. Wouldn't be astounded if he did mean it though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

4-2 Matic hammers it in. :haha:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Fuckin goal!!!!!

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Oh my gosh!

[GP]

MATIC!!!

[GP]

Spurs :lol:

[RomfordPele]

Wahey! Pick that one out. 4-2. Matic.

[Marc Overmars]

Spurs :haha:

Bye

[Xhaka Can’t]

Spuds still with a better chance of winning the Cup than us.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds still with a better chance of winning the Cup than us.

Actually, no. It's Spurs.

[GP]

Spuds still with a better chance of winning the Cup than us.

lmao becos arse anal are shit lol

[Xhaka Can’t]

If I were Zim, I'd have banned myself from the thread for that.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Should be 5

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

WTF Costa!

[AFC Leveller]

Never cheered on Chelsea like today, fuck off you Spurs

[selassie]

Just beautiful watching the Spuds collapse in a game like this! Bottlers

[selassie]

Never cheered on Chelsea like today, fuck off you Spurs

You are not the only one :lol:

[RomfordPele]

Danny Murphy sounds desolate.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Spurs to be relegated next season?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Danny Murphy sounds desolate.

I don't think I could tell the difference between a happy and a suicidal Danny Murphy.

[Globalgunner]

Spurs to be relegated next season?

We can but hope.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Courtois with the troll at the end. :lol:

4-2 FT.

Conceding four when you've been the better team. :haha:

Spurs do a spurs. :bow:

7 FA Cup semi-final defeats in a row. :bow:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Poor Spurs.

Always destined to be never-quite good enough.

Wouldn't be surprised if we finished above them as well. :ninja:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shearer and Jenas. :lol:

[Globalgunner]

Nice to know that I can go to bed tonight secure in the knowledge that the Earth is still spinning merrily on its 70 deg axis.

Spuds:lol::pal:

Fucked by Hazard 2 years in a row.

[GP]

Danny Murphy is a wank hammer

[LDG]

Double still on for us...

[GP]

I'm on my 4th double.

[Letters]

So this is what I'm reduced to: being relieved about a Chelsea win. Are you happy now, Arsenal? Are you?

[GP]

I've never been happy

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh shit, I missed the spuds getting fucked up?

[AFC Leveller]

Anthony Taylor is the ref for the final. Wenger was banned for 4 games when the two had an argument earlier in the season. So that's Chelsea + the ref Vs Arsenal.

[Niall_Quinn]

Anthony Taylor is the ref for the final. Wenger was banned for 4 games when the two had an argument earlier in the season. So that's Chelsea + the ref Vs Arsenal.

:haha:

Anthony Taylor

:haha:

That's that then.

Going to have a bet on MOTM - Anthony Taylor :bow:

Wish I had a mortgage so I could bet the house.

[Letters]

Anthony Taylor is the ref for the final. Wenger was banned for 4 games when the two had an argument earlier in the season. So that's Chelsea + the ref Vs Arsenal.

:lol:

Sheesh, they just don't bother hiding it any more.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Surely the pressure will be on him to be favouring Arsenal given the above raises so many questions.

:mindlessoptimism:

:bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Surely the pressure will be on him to be favouring Arsenal given the above raises so many questions.

:mindlessoptimism:

:bow:

And because he's blatantly cheated us so many time, he'll be looking to make it up to us with one big effort.

Although to do that he'd need to send all 11 spuds off in the first minute.