Premier League fixtures weekend of 05-08 May 2017

[Globalgunner]

Spammers v Spuds tonight

Can the Spammers put a dent in the Tottenham machine?

[Niall_Quinn]

Spammers v Spuds tonight

Can the Spammers put a dent in the Tottenham machine?

No

[GP]

West Ham are fucking garbage. Even we beat them with ease.

[Globalgunner]

Heres hoping anyways.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tyler calling the title race a whodunit?

That makes absolutely fuck all sense.

Poor from Lanzini.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Walker should be off, booked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a save by his feet from Adrian to deny Kane.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

No booking for Lloris, for the challenge I mean.

Or is it alright wiping a player out.

[Globalgunner]

Where the hell do they get these commentators from. I heard him say that was a good challenge from Lloris. WTF!

[GP]

Lloris is very lucky.

[Globalgunner]

Anthony Taylor has apparently decided that its Rugby rules day.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kouyate. :haha:

[GP]

Spurs do get away with murder at times.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-0 HT.

[Globalgunner]

Spurs do get away with murder at times.

Theyve managed to convince the establishment that they are a hard team and tough tackling comes naturally. Funny that no one in Europe is being conned. If they tryu this shit in CL they would be down to 9 men each game. But yeah they are now the English darlings. Shit happens.

[Globalgunner]

Lloris should have been showered and watching the game from the dressing room. Clear Red.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Ammers 1-0 Spuds, LANZINI!!!!

[GP]

Get in!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lanzini was fouled off the ball, surely?

[AFC Leveller]

Wanyama commits about 10 fouls every game and is never sent off. How the fuck does Xhaka have a reputation yet this cunt does it every week and is always on the pitch?!?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds are drunk from winning their first trophy since 2008.

[AFC Leveller]

Shit almost two what a cunt that striker is

[Niall_Quinn]

Why didn't he score that?

[Niall_Quinn]

Alli has been granted GHEL status. Fouling bastard, never a whistle.

[Niall_Quinn]

Alli should be off now. But free pass.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Adrian doing a centrefold pose.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Five minutes Sky time.

[Niall_Quinn]

5 added minutes? Why?

[Globalgunner]

5 added minutes? Why?

They think the Totts could use it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Trippier indeed.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds in another title 'race' that never went below four points behind.

:lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Absolutely despicable by Alli.

[GP]

Alli loves a dive.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

'Ammers 1-0 Spuds, FT!!! :haha:

Oh dear.

[Marc Overmars]

Spuds. :lol:

[Globalgunner]

Spammers unable to put the icing on the cake. Idiots!!!
But i love them

[AFC Leveller]

Lol FT

Spurs bottle job again

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh holy fuck. Should be 2-0.

But FT anyway.

AMAZING WHAT A HALF COMPETENT COACH CAN DO.

[Globalgunner]

So Chelsea can effectively win it this weekend

West Ham showing something we do not seem to have at all. Character.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tyler realised he has embarrassed himself with that 'Spurs will have to settle for silver' line.

[GP]

Alli Delli crying because the ref didn't fall for one of his 500 dives.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

So Chelsea can effectively win it this weekend

West Ham showing something we do not seem to have at all. Character.

Didn't have much character when we shat on them 1-5.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

You lot going to shut the fuhk up about Spurs winning the league now!

[selassie]

Spuds bottled it again, luvly jubbly. :beer::beer:

[Niall_Quinn]

Alli Delli crying because the ref didn't fall for one of his 500 dives.

And I'm crying because he bought the other 499. So easy to be a great player when the ref is giving you a leg up.

[AFC Leveller]

Haha Spurs are always a great larf.

Tbf they still can't believe they finished above us.

[Globalgunner]

Didn't have much character when we shat on them 1-5.

We were lucky

[Niall_Quinn]

Interviewer rubbing it in :haha:

Nice

[Niall_Quinn]

Deja Vu - proper bottle job.

:haha:

Love it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rachel Riley. :bow:

[AFC Leveller]

Someone keep an eye on Jenas he might throw himself off the BBC building. The guy sucks Spurs dicks every week.

[Niall_Quinn]

Don't know who the big titted bird is but she's very fuckable.

[Globalgunner]

Rumours of bad lasagna bound to surface tomorrow.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

West Ham out-Spursed Spurs says Jamie. No, Spurs Spursed Spurs.Spursy

[Niall_Quinn]

Sky analysis is more of a Photoshop tutorial than anything else.

[selassie]

Don't know who the big titted bird is but she's very fuckable.

Yep, I'm all over that too. :titsup:

[Letters]

No

I disagree

[The Dismantler]

Someone keep an eye on Jenas he might throw himself off the BBC building. The guy sucks Spurs dicks every week.


I bloody hope he throws himsen off t'building, blooming cant stand t'prick!!! :pray:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City: Caballero; Fernandinho, Kompany, Otamendi, Clichy; Yaya Toure, Sterling, De Bruyne, Silva, Sane; Gabriel Jesus.
Subs: Gunn, Sagna, Zabaleta, Fernando, Kolarov, Navas, Iheanacho.

Crystal Palace: Hennessey; Ward, Kelly, Van Aanholt, Schlupp; Milivojevic, Puncheon, McArthur, Zaha, Townsend; Benteke.
Subs: Speroni, Delaney, Flamini, Lee, Sako, Remy, Campbell.

[Globalgunner]

1-0 Silva. Less than 2 mins in.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sane. :haha:

Great shot.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sterling is terrible.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Poor shot from Jesus.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hennessey saves from Sane, Sterling does what he does.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kompany booked.

Give it up Old Man.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Willy saves from Bentekkers.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Van Aanholt could've been off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-0 Kompany.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

4-0, De Bruyne and Sterling.

[Marc Overmars]

4th place cup. :rose:

Until we meet again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

5-0 Otamendi.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

5-0 FT.

Fat Sam. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bournemouth 0-1 Stoke, Cameron.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Leicester 1-0 Watford, Ndidi.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Burnley 1-0 WBA, Vokes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Leicester 2-0 Watford, Mahrez.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bournemouth 1-1 Stoke, Stanislas.

Burnley 1-1 WBA, Rondon.

Hull 0-1 Sunderland, Jones.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Burnley 1-2 WBA, Dawson.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bournemouth 2-2 Stoke, Diouf and King.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Burnley 2-2 WBA, Vokes with his second.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Actually, Cameron's goal was a Mousset OG and King's goal was a Shawcross OG. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hull 0-2 Sunderland, Defoe.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Leicester won 3-0 in the end, Albrighton.

Swansea 1-0 Everton, Llorente.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool: Mignolet, Clyne, Lovren, Matip, Milner, Can, Lucas, Wijnaldum, Coutinho, Firmino, Origi.

Southampton: Forster, Soares, Yoshida, Stephens, Bertrand, Davis, Romeu, Ward-Prowse, Tadic, Boufal, Gabbiadini.

[Globalgunner]

It's like watching Blackpool v Swindon town

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-0 HT.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Milner has a pelanty saved by Forster!

:haha:

[Globalgunner]

Not sure it was a genuine penalty anyway

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sturridge shoots, wide it goes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lallana shoots, easy for Forster.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lovren booked.

Terrible pass from Lallana.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Forster punches over the bar from Coutinho's header.

[Globalgunner]

Forster with another brilliant save.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 0-0 Southampton, FT.

Satan is still doing some work for us but I can't help but feel it's a wasted effort.

[Globalgunner]

0-0 FT. 4th place up for grabs.

[AFC Leveller]

Liverpool 0-0 Southampton, FT.

Satan is still doing some work for us but I can't help but feel it's a wasted effort.

agree.

Liverpool are 10 points ahead but although we have 3 games on them, cant see us winning all of them, starting today.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa somehow missed the ball from a yard out. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-0 Chelsea, Diego Costa.

Boro. :lol:

Spuds. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea: Courtois, Azpilicueta, David Luiz, Cahill, Moses, Fabregas, Matic, Alonso, Pedro, Diego Costa, Hazard
Subs: Begovic, Terry, Zouma, Ake, Chalobah, Loftus-Cheek, Willian.

Boro: Guzan, Fabio, Chambers, Gibson, Friend, De Roon, Clayton, Forshaw, Traore, Negredo, Downing
Subs: Konstantopoulos, Barragan, Bernardo, Leadbitter, Guedioura, Gestede, Bamford.

[GP]

https://my.mixtape.moe/qauojj.mp4

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-0, Guzan OG? I think it's Alonso's tbh.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cahill leathers it, Guzan parries it out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-0 Matic.

[AFC Leveller]

Fabregas with two assists tonight.

[GP]

Okay

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-0 FT.

Boro are down.

[LDG]

Spufs :lol:

[Letters]

I agree. Spurs :pal:

Chelsea :sick: