Arsenal v Swansea City (28 Oct), 15:00 BST.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNOg5sDWsAEhra0.jpg

[Cripps]

2-0

[AFC Leveller]

Laca better get a Hatrick in the 65 minutes he'll be on.

[Master Splinter]

Mason's the ref.

:rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea: Fabianski; Van de Hoorn, Fernandez, Mawson; Naughton, Ki, Fer, Carroll, Clucas; Abraham, Ayew.
Subs: Nordfeldt, Rodon, Roque Mesa, Routledge, Narsingh, Dyer, McBurnie.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Less than 10-0 is unacceptable.

Fewer.

[Niall_Quinn]

WTF is going on? Some bloke with a beehive on his nut, blowing his own trumpet.

What was that in aid of?

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh right - the poppy thing.

Wow that was weird.

[GP]

http://www.genti.stream/hd3.php

[Globalgunner]

Wenger continuing with his RamsXhakle midfield combo.
The best that money can get....at Arsenal anyway
3-1

[Niall_Quinn]

Streams are shit today. Anyone got a stable one?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good play from Alexis.

My stream has the action about 30 seconds ahead of the audio. :haha:

Was that Ramsey rubberlegs again?

[Niall_Quinn]

Pirates have really let the ball drop this season. Some of their streams are as bad as Sky Go FFS!

[Niall_Quinn]

Our midfield is pathetic. Any fucker (except one) can see it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fucking hell Ramsey.

[Master Splinter]

Some awlful passing so far.

[Niall_Quinn]

Wenger has corrected the problems we saw at Everton and we've re-established our sideways game.

[Thierrymon]

:sleep::yawn::yawn:

[Niall_Quinn]

Nice play by Alexis, followed by absolute pants by whoever that was.

[Niall_Quinn]

0-1

Sucker goal.

Terrible defending of course.

BUT

We still have 75% possession.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-1 Clucas. :doh:

[Master Splinter]

Oh dear.

[Thierrymon]

Losing at home to Swansea :lol:

[Globalgunner]

Aah!. I thought we were on top

[Niall_Quinn]

We need to slow it down a bit and up the sideways and backwards passing.

Xhaka's a waste of space btw. For every decent thing he does he fucks up twice.

[Niall_Quinn]

We should sell Lacazette. We don't need him. We could get any old journeyman to stand up there while nobody passes to him or gives him anything to work with.

[Niall_Quinn]

And if Debuchy has put in 2 decent performances while Bellerin is consistently shit, why not play the bloke on form?

Kolasinac :doh: He's learning.

[Globalgunner]

And if Debuchy has put in 2 decent performances while Bellerin is consistently shit, why not play the bloke on form?

Kolasinac :doh: He's learning.

Debuchy not even on the bench. bet you wenger wont let him leave at Xmas....too important to let go, he will say

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Fucks sake.

No working stream and they're losing as well.

Cunts. cunts. cunts.

[Niall_Quinn]

Try: http://www.cr7.live/soccer2.html

[Niall_Quinn]

There really is no game plan here at all. Nobody has got the first clue how to counter these Swansea tactics and, as ever, it's going to take a moment of individual talent to get a breakthrough.

But tactics? Shape? Any sort of system? Fuck all.

[Niall_Quinn]

How many years now has Wenger been trying to figure a way to break down defensive teams? He's so fucking clueless.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Thanks NQ.

[Master Splinter]

Pass completion: 32%.

[Niall_Quinn]

We lacked little bit pass completion.

[Niall_Quinn]

We're so dull we haven't even created any opportunities for Mason to cheat.

[Niall_Quinn]

Great play by Alexis. But then Fab has the game of his life.

[Niall_Quinn]

Great battling by Ozil and then Ramsey is a big pile of shit.

[Thierrymon]

40 mins in and our first decent chance. Good save to deny sanchez

[Niall_Quinn]

Cech saves us from conceding the second. Just awful defending.

[Globalgunner]

Ramsey really is the poster child for this team's cluelessness.

Merts back to being close to a liability

[Cripps]

Mertesacker :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

HT 0-1

The boos ring around the stadium.

That was fucking awful. A nothing, nothing, nothing performance.

Wenger has no idea whatsoever.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-1 HT.

I'm sending in a letter.

[Niall_Quinn]

0-1 HT.

I'm sending in a letter.

And I'll read it in the Telegraph. Once I subscribe.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

0-1 HT.

I'm sending in a letter.

Smeared with your own faeces?

[The Emirates Gallactico]

0-1 HT.

I'm sending in a letter.

Sir Chips has a nice bin that he places letters in.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

At any rate, couldn't really find a decent stream (all too choppy) so I'm going to rely on BBC/GW for the second half.

Fuck sake Arsenal, don't let me down.

[Globalgunner]

Mertesacker :haha:

A giraffe with the worst traits of a donkey for good measure. He is a hopeless case. Might as well play Holding who at least has a football future

[KSE Comedy Club]

0-1 HT.

I'm sending in letters.
No point doing that, all he will do is sit further up wengers arse :coffee:

[Niall_Quinn]

Smeared with your own faeces?

Nope. Don't even give them that much.

I keep getting glimpses of just how utterly pointless this team is going to be once Alexis and Ozil are gone. I can't see who will create a single chance.

All credit to Swansea though. Genius tactics. First club ever to figure if they sit back and hit us on the break we'll play into their hands.

[Niall_Quinn]

77% possession :bow:

[Marc Overmars]

Business as usual so far then, after the blip last week.

[Cripps]

A giraffe with the worst traits of a donkey for good measure. He is a hopeless case. Might as well play Holding who at least has a football future

He's going to be head of academy next season:haha:

Teaching our kids coming through how to be mediocre :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Arsenal. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Here we go. 45 minutes more of this.

Wenger changes fuck all. Let's see who he brings on in the 68th minute to replace Lacazette.

Kos starts off by running the ball out.

[Niall_Quinn]

Xhaka is a yard off the pace and a few million brain cells off the plot.

[Niall_Quinn]

Don't believe it. Stream freezes and we score. Missed it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

KOLASINAC!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

1-1 Kola batters it in.

[Master Splinter]

KOLASINAC!!

[Thierrymon]

KOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

[Niall_Quinn]

We immediately concede after dreadful defending.

But offside and we escape.

We are so shite.

[Master Splinter]

Ozil with the Welbz assist.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ramsey :doh: WTF? He's trying to do trick flicks and backheels when all he needs to do is shoot.

[Thierrymon]

Swansea have it in the net but it is offside.

[Niall_Quinn]

The stats say we have completed 89% of passes, but that's hard to believe looking at this shite.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

I stop trying to find a stream and we score. Interesting.

[Niall_Quinn]

Kos misses an virtually open goal from 6 yards. Fucking dire.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kos just dropped the Ashes.

[Thierrymon]

Kos misses free header.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ramsey fucks it up again. All he had to do was put his foot through it.

[Master Splinter]

Xhaka should not be in the team, especially in a game like this. Have someone steady who will keep it neat and simple like Elneny or someone who can dribble, create and break through the lines like Wilshere. Even if Xhaka wasn't playing like a complete moran, this would still be true.

[Cripps]

Good finish from kola

[Niall_Quinn]

Ramsey can't miss that one.

2-1

Ball by Xhaka made it.

Fucking stream cuts out again!

[GP]

RAMBO!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RAMSEY!!!!

[Master Splinter]

RAMSEY!!!!

Kola :bow:.

[Thierrymon]

Ramsey!!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Xhaka should not be in the team, especially in a game like this. Have someone steady who will keep it neat and simple like Elneny or someone who can dribble, create and break through the lines like Wilshere. Even if Xhaka wasn't playing like a complete moran, this would still be true.

Even someone like me who's usually a Xhaka defender is getting tired of him. He needs to step up or step out.

Though I don't think he has the athleticism to play as a CM in a two. Ramsey does, however he lacks the brains for it.

tl;dr - If Wenger is serious about 3 5 2, he needs to buy a CM.

[GP]

Kolasinac is a great player.

It's a shame he was free so he doesn't exist.

[Cripps]

Lovely finish

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Another 8 on the way.

[Master Splinter]

Xhaka finally doing something of worth.

Time for a couple of hospital passes to cancel it out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kolasinac is a great player.

It's a shame he was free so he doesn't exist.

He's as imaginary as an FA Cup win.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Ramsey :bow:

I'm not going to stream for the rest of the season! If that's what it's going to take!

[Cripps]

Fabianski :pal:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramsey takes it off Alexis. Berk.

[Master Splinter]

He's as imaginary as an FA Cup win.

He's a lucky player. Lucky goal and lucky assist.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Ramsey takes it off Alexis. Berk.

Those two really don't like each other.

[Niall_Quinn]

What's with the streams today? Impossible to find one that lasts more that a few minutes. I smell the stench of lawyer.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nearly Lacazette.

[Cripps]

What's with the streams today? Impossible to find one that lasts more that a few minutes. I smell the stench of lawyer.

:pal:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Unlucky Bellerin.

[Niall_Quinn]

Caught a glimpse of Bellerin going close.

Funny to think people outside this country can watch these games in HD for pennies.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

What's with the streams today? Impossible to find one that lasts more that a few minutes. I smell the stench of lawyer.

Read the Reddit thread and it's because of two things:

- 3 pm game so you don't have a UK based feed to leech off
- NBC have greedily added an NBC Gold option to milk more money from EPL followers (because it's growing in popularity in the US) and so it's more difficult & costly now for US viewers to watch the game and hence stream it.

[Niall_Quinn]

Read the Reddit thread and it's because of two things:

- 3 pm game so you don't have a UK based feed to leech off
- NBC have greedily added an NBC Gold option to milk more money from EPL followers (because it's growing in popularity in the US) and so it's more difficult & costly now for US viewers to watch the game and hence stream it.

The people's game indeed. Belongs to a few grubby misers now.

[Niall_Quinn]

68 mins - time for the sub?

[Niall_Quinn]

Kos should be fined for that lousy attempt at a pass.

[Master Splinter]

Koscielny playing like a clown today.

[Niall_Quinn]

Alexis hits one at a ginger in the crowd.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

The people's game indeed. Belongs to a few grubby misers now.

Also doesn't help I suppose that City & Pool are playing at the same time. Some of the regular streamers will have decided to opt for broadcasting their match instead.

[Niall_Quinn]

Tip tap...

Tip tap...

Tip tap...

[Niall_Quinn]

Sweet by Kolasinac but Alexis fucks it up.

[Master Splinter]

Alexis has been dogshit too. As he has been in nearly every game. Bring back Welbz.

[Thierrymon]

Kola injured?

[Niall_Quinn]

Kola injured. Great. Holding coming on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kolasinac is dead, Holding on.

[Niall_Quinn]

He'll be back next season.

[Cripps]

Kolasinac out until 2019.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fer instantly killed in a 50/50 with Xhaka.

Jesus comes on and raises him from the dead. He's fine now.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bif coming on now. Lacazette looks to the sky as he yet again gets subbed. 50 mill for a guy who will never play 90 minutes.

[Cripps]

Lacazette with another useless display.

A glorified adebayor. Scores the odd good goal but a lazy shite.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lacazette knew. :lol:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Jesus christ guys, put this game to bed already.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Lacazette with another useless display.

A glorified adebayor. Scores the odd good goal but a lazy shite.

Harsh. He actually makes a lot of good runs in behind ..... the problem is that we don't have a Cesc/Bergkamp figure to pick him out.

[Niall_Quinn]

Time to start playing balls in behind the defence to stretch them with Bif's lack of pace.

[Cripps]

Harsh. He actually makes a lot of good runs in behind ..... the problem is that we don't have a Cesc/Bergkamp figure to pick him out.

He misses a shed load

[Niall_Quinn]

Jesus christ guys, put this game to bed already.

Everyone is already in bed, fast asleep.

[Niall_Quinn]

He misses a shed load

Wenger has integrated him into his tippy tap nightmare. No chance to do much when you are lost in that abyss.

[Niall_Quinn]

We must be about to score - stream has died! Don't know who will be scoring it.

[Niall_Quinn]

We're begging Swansea to nick something from this.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bif with a punt. Wide.

[Niall_Quinn]

We genuinely are now playing it over the top for poor old Bif to chase. Has to be a pisstake by Wenger.

+3 mins until this shitfest ends.

[Cripps]

Would be nice for one of these brain dead idiots to run the ball into the corner.

Nketiah at the age of 18 had the brains to do it the other night but these idiots don't.

[Özim]

Harsh. He actually makes a lot of good runs in behind ..... the problem is that we don't have a Cesc/Bergkamp figure to pick him out.

Another rubbish scraped win, surely not?

[Master Splinter]

Alexis and Ozil having a clown-off in the box. Abysmal.

[Özim]

We genuinely are now playing it over the top for poor old Bif to chase. Has to be a pisstake by Wenger.

+3 mins until this shitfest ends.

Expect the unexpected.

And the illogical.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-1 FT.

[Özim]

Rubbish like this is all Wenger can muster these days, games like these sandwiched by defeats. Entertainment my foot.

[Niall_Quinn]

FT 2-1

That was appalling.

WENGER OUT!

[Niall_Quinn]

I don't think we put a single cross in once Bif came on.

[Master Splinter]

I don't think we put a single cross in once Bif came on.

Ozil did.

But it went out for a throw I think.

[Özim]

Into the top 4 (albeit with Chelsea about to play) wit yet another scraped victory, how embarrassing, everything about us is unconvincing and dull these days. Pathetic.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Into the top 4 (albeit with Chelsea about to play) wit yet another scraped victory, how embarrassing, everything about us is unconvincing and dull these days. Pathetic.

Stop it Zim.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ozil did.

But it went out for a throw I think.

He was trying to out-Kos Kos.