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[Cripps]

8-0

[Letters]

Wenger OUT!

*bans self*

[Cripps]

Wenger OUT!

*smacks self*

:clap:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Can’t be any worse than the away game against them

I very rarely agree with Zim, but he made an undeniable point today. There is really no fun in watching Arsenal play anymore. And I think more than the lack of success, the lack of character etc the lack of football to get excited about that is both purposeful and entertaining just makes it all the more of a bum drizzle

With the exception of the Everton game where their players parted like the Red Sea, hasn’t been a single game this season where we’ve been especially entertaining. The most galling thing about Spurs is that they play largely like we did at our best, winning the ball back in our own half and then potentially having the Ball in the opposition net five-ten seconds later and intricate passing and moving not long ball shit, just not the monotonous sideways passing that comes to naught.

[Niall_Quinn]

What time does this KO? What channel? Come on OP - more effort required. Now I'm going to have to look this up myself.

And Wenger OUT!

[Niall_Quinn]

KO 8:05PM BT Fucking Sport 2

[GP]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNpjyMZW0AI0icr.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Osei-tutu?!

[Niall_Quinn]

Out:

Mustafi (thigh), Welbeck (hamstring), Ospina (groin), Cazorla (plantaris), Kolasinac (hip)

And some cheerful pre-game excuses from some fucking gimp at Pravda (I wonder who?):


“Criticism is most of the time based on the performance of the day. People are always tempted to say that what happened on the day is definite, but it’s not like that. Life is about you, how you want to change things and the way we’ve responded in the last three games shows that we have the needed strength to respond to every situation we face in a game.

“You always have a game or two in the season where it looks like you don’t have the quality that everybody wants, but it’s always down to you to respond well.”

[Niall_Quinn]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNpjyMZW0AI0icr.jpg

Wenger proving he's an utter cock - again. ZERO lessons learned from the last farcical outing.

Fuck off Wenger. GTFO!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Out:

Mustafi (thigh), Welbeck (hamstring), Ospina (groin), Cazorla (plantaris), Kolasinac (hip)

And some cheerful pre-game excuses from some fucking gimp at Pravda (I wonder who?):


“Criticism is most of the time based on the performance of the day. People are always tempted to say that what happened on the day is definite, but it’s not like that. Life is about you, how you want to change things and the way we’ve responded in the last three games shows that we have the needed strength to respond to every situation we face in a game.

“You always have a game or two in the season where it looks like you don’t have the quality that everybody wants, but it’s always down to you to respond well.”


Sounds like Rick Grimes to me.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sounds like Rick Grimes to me.

Possibly. But it also sounds suspiciously like some prick who has been talking about bouncing back for the last decade.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sounds like Rick Grimes to me.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sounds like Rick Grimes to me.

Possibly.

Wenger OUT!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Red Star Belgrade: Borjan, Stojković, Le Talek, Savić, Gobeljić, Donald, Krstičić, Kanga, Srnić, Radonjić, Boaći.

[GP]

Fucking Serbians.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fucking Serbians.

They're worse than Designated Survivor, which has turned into a very low quality version of the West Wing.

[GP]

Haven't seen either of them.

I've been watching The Good Place on Netflix, which is pretty funny.

[Niall_Quinn]

Haven't seen either of them.

I've been watching The Good Place on Netflix, which is pretty funny.

What's that got to do with Croatia FFS?

[Cripps]

What time does this KO? What channel? Come on OP - more effort required. Now I'm going to have to look this up myself.

And Wenger OUT!

Kids these days:rolleyes:

[Cripps]

Fucking Serbians.

#brexit #closetheborders

[GP]

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[GP]

Europa League music :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

God, how boring has this match been so far?

[Niall_Quinn]

Captain Walnut

[Niall_Quinn]

Terrible cross, else it was a certain 0-1. Awlful defending, well no defending really.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oh dear Macey.

[Niall_Quinn]

Macey plays their striker in, but he fucks it up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good run from Nelson, ok cross.

[Niall_Quinn]

Is Wenger praying?

[Master Splinter]

I wish we lose so Wenger is sacked on the spot.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bif first time shot saved.

[GP]

I wish we lose so Wenger is sacked on the spot.

I hope Wenga gets poisoned to death

[Niall_Quinn]

Bif with the backpass. That was a great chance really.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Walcott has muscular dystrophy

[Penguin]

Debuchy is really, really bad at defending.

Exactly the type of defender Wenger loves.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pub control from Wheelchair.

[Niall_Quinn]

Daylight pubbery from Jack.

Quality here is sooooooo low, from both teams.

[Niall_Quinn]

Don't know who took that FK. But he shouldn't be allowed to play.

[Niall_Quinn]

Cologne 1 Bate Boys 0

[Penguin]

Coquelin :doh:

[Master Splinter]

Donald seeking attention again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Another comfort break for Red Star. Tea and biscuits.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sensational sideways stuff.

[Penguin]

Willock isn't very good

[Niall_Quinn]

30 mins ticks over. I don't know what this shit is supposed to be, but it's not football.

[Master Splinter]

Coquelin :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Coquelin. :haha:

Woeful.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh my fucking god, Coquelin :doh:

WTF?

[Niall_Quinn]

Just put Theo in the middle and pump the fucker over the top. Red Star are sub-par pubbers. Why are we fucking around?

[Niall_Quinn]

:haha:

Red Star corner routine needs some work. Pure pub.

[Globalgunner]

Poor show so far from Wenger 's clueless collection. Whoever trains these guys is either stupid or incompetent. Giroud cms up again.

[Master Splinter]

Every one of their players has had an injury time-out now.

[Master Splinter]

Macey :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great save from Macey on to the bar!

[Niall_Quinn]

First bit of action, first us, then them. Shit pass by Willock gives Bif no chance. Then they run right through us and Macey saves.

Now their keeper is having a quick holiday. Lots of leisure time for them in today's match.

[Niall_Quinn]

Macey saves us again. Good work. Our defence is beyond bollocks. Free header and everyone just standing around watching.

[Globalgunner]

Mackey must be close to 7 ft tall. Needed every inch just then to keep it level. We are shit.

[Master Splinter]

Miles over from Niles.

[Niall_Quinn]

Niles clears it when he might have been better off shooting.

This is going to come down to which team slips on beer or has a vomiting fit first.

[Penguin]

Mackey must be close to 7 ft tall. Needed every inch just then to keep it level. We are shit.

It would have been a comfortable save if he was in the right position

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It would have been a comfortable save if he was in the right position

Right position for a deflected shot? Bit harsh.

[Globalgunner]

Wenger obviously thinks that under his expert tutelage anyone can play CB. Expect to see Wilshere in a back3 soon.

[Niall_Quinn]

Theo's shit. Fact.

[Niall_Quinn]

I fear there might by 37 minutes of extra time given Red Star's rest breaks.

[Niall_Quinn]

Incredible miss by one of their pubbers. Straight in on goal, can't even get it on the target. Defence? Shite.

[Globalgunner]

Bailed out by a crap striker. We are bravely holding on

[Niall_Quinn]

Red Star using our injuries to get a break now.

[Gooner23]

This game is pub league all the way.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-0 HT. A bit shit.

[Niall_Quinn]

Cologne 1-2 Bate

[Cripps]

Will nelson ever do anything apart from pass it 5 yards sideways or do a half turn then pass it backwards when he gets the ball?

[Cripps]

Wenger obviously thinks that under his expert tutelage anyone can play CB. Expect to see Wilshere in a back3 soon.

When mertesacker retires don't expect a CB

His replacement will be elneny

[Niall_Quinn]

HT 0-0

Absolutely appalling rubbish.

If Wenger thinks performances like this are acceptable, he can go and fuck himself. We have to watch our so-called rivals winning over the last 2 days and then we defecate all over the pitch against a bunch of nothing pubbers in response?

It's pure robbery that anyone involved in that half is getting paid. Especially that massive fraud Wenger.

[Niall_Quinn]

Will nelson ever do anything apart from pass it 5 yards sideways or do a half turn then pass it backwards when he gets the ball?

Le Cockhead will have instructed him in no uncertain terms to be as negative as possible. It's all about ball retention with the stupid fuck.

[Niall_Quinn]

Evra has kicked a fan in the crowd apparently :haha:

[Cripps]

Giroud goes down holding his hamstring

John Hartson: "he could have injured his hip"

:haha: :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Evra has kicked a fan in the crowd apparently :haha:

One of his own fans :haha:

Red and a nice big ban I would think.

[Niall_Quinn]

No changes from the incompetent old goat. He must be happy with what he's seen I guess.

[Master Splinter]

Bif clears one.

[Cripps]

One of his own fans :haha:

Red and a nice big ban I would think.

Evra :bow:

Kicking racism out of football:bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bif goes for the spectacular, shocked it didn't go in.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bif bash. Over the bar. But something at least.

[Master Splinter]

Coquelin with a stunning performance so far.

[Niall_Quinn]

Nelson and Theo combining there. Nelson with the run and pass. Theo standing around watching.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Save us, Nketiah!

[Niall_Quinn]

Why didn't Bif head it AT the goal? Try heading it AT the goal Bif!

[Niall_Quinn]

Theo is a complacent shit. He really is.

[Cripps]

Nelson the useless twat :lol:

Running towards their goal, all their defenders are over on the right, we have 2 men free on the left, and he plays it... to the right :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Nelson has started to inject a bit of pace and directness at least. All random so far though.

[Niall_Quinn]

Offside. But we are still letting them in on the flanks.

[Niall_Quinn]

Absolutely woeful from Willock. Had Theo running in so he holds onto it and then passes back to their keeper.

[Niall_Quinn]

Jack goes down in the box.

Dive.

[Niall_Quinn]

Now a shout for handball in the box. No says the ref. And it wasn't. Ball to arm.

[Niall_Quinn]

Willock fucks it up again. Simple passes, we can't do it.

[Niall_Quinn]

.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wheelchair missing sitters again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Off the line from Jack's effort after dreadful defending. Close.

That's about the 4th no-look pass we've done now. 3 of them given away. Embarrassing.

Bif with a shitty effort, well wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Here comes Marlo. :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Eddie :bow:.

[Niall_Quinn]

.

WTF????

We can't even talk about the other teams in our group when we might be qualifying tonight???
Hands up. Who's looking forward to watching Cologne vs Bate after this shit show?

Nobody?

[Niall_Quinn]

Wengerdrone readies the 68th min sub.

Willock off when it should certainly be Walcott.

Eddie on.

Will he pull the cunt's incompetent arse out of the flames again?

[Master Splinter]

Can't wait to watch a full replay of Koln v BATE later.

[Penguin]

Willock off. Not a good performance from him. I don't know what he's supposed to be good at.

[Niall_Quinn]

Can't wait to watch a full replay of Koln v BATE later.

In slow motion.

[Niall_Quinn]

Holding booked for causing another Red Star rest break.

[Niall_Quinn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ogQ0uge06o

[Master Splinter]

Do Red Star spend bedtime playing football?

[Thierrymon]

Walcott :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Theo. :haha:

Mug.

[Master Splinter]

Shame Bif wasn't on the end of another potential worldy.

[Niall_Quinn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0IP_jEy7Lc

[Niall_Quinn]

Offside... but... something worth getting mildly excited about from Nelson. He's raw, but at least there's a spark of life there.

[Niall_Quinn]

Another easy chance spurned by Red Star. They've had the better chances.

[Ralpheroo72]

From BBC

Posted at 80 mins
Arsenal 0-0 Red Star Belgrade
Theo Woe-cott. Olivier Giroud heads on to Walcott, who plays a one-two with Mohamed Elneny, but it's a swing and a miss as Walcott spins to try to volley it home. Barely made contact.

[Gooner23]

Their striker is even worse than Walnut :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

WE WANT WENGER OUT, SAY WE WANT WENGER OUT!

WE WANT WENGER OUT, SAY WE WANT WENGER OUT!

[Master Splinter]

Another one taking a break.

:haha:

Should be 40 minutes extra time.

[Niall_Quinn]

IT'S NEVER YOUR FAULT, IT'S NEVER YOUR FAULT, ARSEHOLE WENGER, IT'S NEVER YOUR FAULT!

IT'S NEVER YOUR FAULT, IT'S NEVER YOUR FAULT, ARSEHOLE WENGER, IT'S NEVER YOUR FAULT!

[Thierrymon]

Great game this.

[Gooner23]

Wenger finally up off his ass to winge about a freekick we should have had. How about worrying about the 85 minutes of pure shite your team has just served up.

[Niall_Quinn]

Red Star might just get through to the final whistle with this bout of time wasting. Impressive.

[Niall_Quinn]

GET OUT OF OUR CLUB, GET OUT OF OUR CLUB, ARSENE WANKER, GET OUT OF OUR CLUB!

GET OUT OF OUR CLUB, GET OUT OF OUR CLUB, ARSENE WANKER, GET OUT OF OUR CLUB!

[Master Splinter]

Holding with a measured clearance.

[Niall_Quinn]

How many times do we have to see this performance before Wenker is declared the naked emperor? What a fucking joke.

[Niall_Quinn]

Coquelin adds the finishing touch to a nightmare performance. Can't even kick a ball.

[Cripps]

What a waste of 2 hours of my life

[Master Splinter]

Clean sheet :bow:.

[Niall_Quinn]

FT 0-0

Toe curling embarrassment of a performance.

And if that cunt Wenger doesn't resign after that then he's proved he's in it entirely for himself. He won't. He'll spin it as acceptable. Because he has no problem lying to to the fans' faces either.

Are we allowed to say we are through, thanks to the performance of another club?

Or would that ruin it for those settling down to watch Bate?

[Gooner23]

:pal: for anyone unfortunate enough to have paid to watch that.

[Niall_Quinn]

FUCK OFF WENKER!

FUCK OFF WENKER!

FUCK OFF WENKER!

FUCK OFF WENKER!

[Niall_Quinn]

:pal: for anyone unfortunate enough to have paid to watch that.

The decent (and lawful) thing would be to give the money back.

But that rotten yank cunt and his French rent boy will have their decrepit cocks in one hand and calculators in the other working out what this triumph means in terms of all they care about.

[Ralpheroo72]

Spuds beat Real, City beat Napoli, and we draw with some pub outfit. If you thought we hit rock bottom, you were wrong, we have much further to sink under Stan and Arsene. R.I.P Arsenal :rose:

[Xhaka Can’t]

I figured it would be more interesting reading through this thread than watching the match itself.

Thanks guys.

[Mac76]

I did go so laugh at me if you want, although i only had a £20 ticket thank God.

TBF I thought El-Neny had a good game, also Maitland-Niles and Wilshire up to a point.

Feo was hopeless and gave nothing for Nelson to aim at, although i was still surprised and disappointed at Nelson's waiting until the 55th minute to actually try to go forward and attack instead of just passing backwards all the time - i guess he was scared of conceding an opportunity.

That didn't seem to bother Joe Willock who had a nightmare in CM, giving the ball away in Ramsay-like amounts, and just proves we should have kept his brother and offloaded him instead.

Giraffe had a good first 10 mins then faded.

Debuchy was good enough, Holding was dodgy at times.

two great saves from Macey.

but overall boring and disappointing - one thing's for sure, Wenger won't be be able to get away with this lineup in the later stages if he does want to win it.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

I did go so laugh at me if you want, although i only had a £20 ticket thank God.

TBF I thought El-Neny had a good game, also Maitland-Niles and Wilshire up to a point.

Feo was hopeless and gave nothing for Nelson to aim at, although i was still surprised and disappointed at Nelson's waiting until the 55th minute to actually try to go forward and attack instead of just passing backwards all the time - i guess he was scared of conceding an opportunity.

That didn't seem to bother Joe Willock who had a nightmare in CM, giving the ball away in Ramsay-like amounts, and just proves we should have kept his brother and offloaded him instead.

Giraffe had a good first 10 mins then faded.

Debuchy was good enough, Holding was dodgy at times.

two great saves from Macey.

but overall boring and disappointing - one thing's for sure, Wenger won't be be able to get away with this lineup in the later stages if he does want to win it.

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

I did go so laugh at me if you want, although i only had a £20 ticket thank God.

TBF I thought El-Neny had a good game, also Maitland-Niles and Wilshire up to a point.

Feo was hopeless and gave nothing for Nelson to aim at, although i was still surprised and disappointed at Nelson's waiting until the 55th minute to actually try to go forward and attack instead of just passing backwards all the time - i guess he was scared of conceding an opportunity.

That didn't seem to bother Joe Willock who had a nightmare in CM, giving the ball away in Ramsay-like amounts, and just proves we should have kept his brother and offloaded him instead.

Giraffe had a good first 10 mins then faded.

Debuchy was good enough, Holding was dodgy at times.

two great saves from Macey.

but overall boring and disappointing - one thing's for sure, Wenger won't be be able to get away with this lineup in the later stages if he does want to win it.

I'm sorry you had to see that. But you brought it on yourself tbh.

[Letters]

I did go so laugh at me if you want, although i only had a £20 ticket thank God.
:pal:

You could have got a blow job for that.


Er, so I've heard.