Arsenal vs scum 18/11 at 12.30pm

[Cripps]

Someone feed Kane lasagne :pray:

:rose:

[Niall_Quinn]

The 18th?

The International breaks are more boring than the football Arsenal plays. Inevitable result of allowing more teams into the tournaments than there are countries on the planet. Wrecking the season. Remember when football was on Saturday, every Saturday? There's way too much football now. No wonder the quality has taken a deep dive into the shitter.

[Cripps]

Agree

It's not even tournament football. It's friendlies :lol:

We only had an international break a few weeks ago, that should have been it until February.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

You used to have myriad cup tie replays and two legged cup ties in the league cup so there’s always been plenty of fixtures

Far more pointless fixtures now of course

Plus I think of our most worthwhile Triumphs have been on non Saturdays

2004 and 1998 - league title won on Sunday afternoon
2002 - Won at Old Trafford to win title on Wednesday evening
1994 - Cup Winners Cup final win on a Wednesday evening
1991 - Our win against United after learning earlier that day we’d won the title courtesy of Liverpool’s slip up was a Monday
1989 - Win at Anfield on a Friday evening

[Niall_Quinn]

You used to have myriad cup tie replays and two legged cup ties in the league cup so there’s always been plenty of fixtures

Far more pointless fixtures now of course

Plus I think of our most worthwhile Triumphs have been on non Saturdays

2004 and 1998 - league title won on Sunday afternoon
2002 - Won at Old Trafford to win title on Wednesday evening
1994 - Cup Winners Cup final win on a Wednesday evening
1991 - Our win against United after learning earlier that day we’d won the title courtesy of Liverpool’s slip up was a Monday
1989 - Win at Anfield on a Friday evening

Cup replays were great. But those are ditched now so we can play Romania's equivalent of John Smiths Brewery in some daft European pub league. And end of season stuff when the fixtures have banked up and need to be caught up, that's fine. But today it's a joke. We're only a third of the season gone and the whole thing has been stop start nonsense. I don't know how the hell FIFA get away with this bullshit. It's almost as scandalous as their corruption and child buggery antics.

[Marc Overmars]

I reckon we'll win.

Never underestimate Wenker's ability to claw things back from the oblivion.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

I reckon we'll win.

Never underestimate Wenker's ability to claw things back from the oblivion.

Never underestimate Wenger and his teams inability to deal with any side that employs a high press

I don’t think we will lose, but neither will we win

So no victory and no catharsis of Wenger being called a cunt by half the ground

The worst of both worlds

[Niall_Quinn]

If we win it will be because the players find a way to do it on their own, despite Wenger. He'll expertly pick the wrong starting eleven and expertly play the wrong tactics, if he bothers with tactics at all. It wouldn't surprise me at all if, following the criticism he received after the last match and out of sheer bloody mindedness, he leaves Lacazette on the bench.

We have the players to compete with the spuds and give them a game (can you imagine thinking, let alone admitting to, this just a few years back) but the spuds have Wenger and that gives them a clear and probably decisive advantage going into this game.

Of course let's see who gets injured during the latest round of utterly pointless international friendlies.

[GP]

Lacazette hattrick.

Off the bench, of course.

[Cripps]

Cup replays were great. But those are ditched now so we can play Romania's equivalent of John Smiths Brewery in some daft European pub league. And end of season stuff when the fixtures have banked up and need to be caught up, that's fine. But today it's a joke. We're only a third of the season gone and the whole thing has been stop start nonsense. I don't know how the hell FIFA get away with this bullshit. It's almost as scandalous as their corruption and child buggery antics.

Romania :bow:

Bucharest :bow:

One of my fav eastern European cities I've been to :bow:

[Letters]

Draw, probably.

They say "form goes out the window in a derby" but it doesn't. Neither does quality. When we were better than them we never lost to them, now they're better than us they never lose to us.
Generally a draw at home and a loss away is how these games go now.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Romania :bow:

Bucharest :bow:

One of my fav eastern European cities I've been to :bow:

http://gvnet.com/childprostitution/Romania.htm

This explains why

[Niall_Quinn]

Draw, probably.

They say "form goes out the window in a derby" but it doesn't. Neither does quality. When we were better than them we never lost to them, now they're better than us they never lose to us.
Generally a draw at home and a loss away is how these games go now.

Avoiding humiliation is the main goal in these game now. You'd hope our lot are up for the biggest derby match of the season, but that can never be guaranteed.

[Cripps]

Wengers only lost once to pochetinno

Wenger :bow:

There's life in the old dog yet :bow:

Edit: make that twice

[Letters]

Avoiding humiliation is the main goal in these game now. You'd hope our lot are up for the biggest derby match of the season, but that can never be guaranteed.

They're not. None of this lot understand the history and significance of this fixture. Not sure a lot of the tourist fans who go these days do either.

EDIT: Think it was Dixon who said before his first NLD Adams had him up against the wall (stop it) and made it VERY clear to him what this fixture meant to the club and the fans. Who is doing that now? Showing that passion? No-one, that's who.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

They're not. None of this lot understand the history and significance of this fixture. Not sure a lot of the tourist fans who go these days do either.

EDIT: Think it was Dixon who said before his first NLD Adams had him up against the wall (stop it) and made it VERY clear to him what this fixture meant to the club and the fans. Who is doing that now? Showing that passion? No-one, that's who.

Let’s not pretend that Spurs players give a shit about the prestige and history of this fixture. Gak, Cars, Money, Whores and selfies is what matters to the modern footballer.

The difference is they are better coached and in many areas are just better players

[Letters]

Probably true. I don't even think they are better players. They're just a better team.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Probably true. I don't even think they are better players. They're just a better team.

Really?

Lloris is better than Cech

Vertonghen and Alderweireld are better than any of our centre backs

Wanyama and Dier are better than than any of the shit we playing in holding midfield

Ali and Eriksen are better than any of our attacking midfielders

Kane is better than Lacazette

[Cripps]

Pochetino > wenger

[Niall_Quinn]

They're not. None of this lot understand the history and significance of this fixture. Not sure a lot of the tourist fans who go these days do either.

EDIT: Think it was Dixon who said before his first NLD Adams had him up against the wall (stop it) and made it VERY clear to him what this fixture meant to the club and the fans. Who is doing that now? Showing that passion? No-one, that's who.

They do swap shorts though.

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://gvnet.com/childprostitution/Romania.htm

This explains why

I was there for three weeks on work and had this kid run up to me and asked if I’d like a girl. I said no thanks. Without missing a beat, he said what about a boy?

Had a great time.

[Ralpheroo72]

I was there for three weeks on work and had this kid run up to me and asked if I’d like a girl. I said no thanks. Without missing a beat, he said what about a boy?

Had a great time.
##

[Letters]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQNzLBTCEDI

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

So no victory and no catharsis of Wenger being called a cunt by half the ground

The worst of both worlds
Isn't that what you come here for?

[Cripps]

Giroud potentially injured :unsure:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Isn't that what you come here for?

This place has no character restrictions unlike Twitter. And less people get upset if you make sexist, racist or nonce jokes

[GP]

Don't worry about it lads, this one is in the bag.

Mike Dean is the Ref.

[Niall_Quinn]

Don't worry about it lads, this one is in the bag.

Mike Dean is the Ref.

That's that then. Who do we have after the spuds?

[AFC Leveller]

Always get Dean against this lot.

Anyway 1-1

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Always get Dean against this lot.

Anyway 1-1

On the positive side the last time Dean refereed a North London Derby, it was the last time we won one in the league

But on the other positive side, anyone who is into betting can safely put their house on one of our players being sent off or a penalty being given against us.

[Letters]

This place has no character restrictions unlike Twitter. And less people get upset if you make sexist, racist or nonce jokes

But make grammar mistakes and that's a banning :threaten:
It's "fewer", dammit! :fury:

[GP]

Yeah alright Stannis...

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

But make grammar mistakes and that's a banning :threaten:
It's "fewer", dammit! :fury:

I couldn’t care fewer

[Letters]

<_< Whyioughta...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Why are Sky hyping this up in a Dr. Seuss style?

[Cripps]

Bets on how long it'll take mike dean to get bored and decide to make it all about himself? I say 57th minute.

[selassie]

I think these lot will stick the boot in and beat us on Saturday. They are better than us and will show it. 1-3

[Letters]

They are better than us but we have a pretty good home record.
I'm thinking 1-1

[Niall_Quinn]

0-0 and a borefest from start to finish...

If the ref wasn't Dean.

He'll score at some point, but who he will be playing for we'll have to wait and see. There's a 1% chance he might take pity on us.

[Marc Overmars]

They are better than us but we have a pretty good home record.
I'm thinking 1-1

We’ve faced duds at home so far, so I don’t think that record is relevant for this.

Draw is the most likely outcome but I don’t know why I have a feeling we could pub a win. This must be the first time in a generation that Spurs are favourites to beat us at home, I’d like to think they’ll fold under that expectation.

[Cripps]

Hope welbeck is back :pray:

We really need his intensity, energy and workrate in a game like this :pray:

[Cripps]

Aldeweirald out until new year :good:

[AFC Leveller]

Really depends which Arsenal side turns up. If we let them play and dominate early on the crowd will start booing and wenger will have his excuse ready.

Can see ya winning, can see us losing, probably a draw.

[Marc Overmars]

Are we good enough to take the game to them though? We’re too negative in the big games a lot of the time. No idea how Ramsey and Xhaka will deal with the pressing game, if they don’t get a grasp on that early then this could be a disaster.

[Niall_Quinn]

Are we good enough to take the game to them though? We’re too negative in the big games a lot of the time. No idea how Ramsey and Xhaka will deal with the pressing game, if they don’t get a grasp on that early then this could be a disaster.

tbf we're too negative in the small games as well also. If we lack little bit sharpness because of the 12:30 KO, our expected goals might drop. If we lack little bit cutting edge in final third then perhaps also the referee is a disgrace.

[Cripps]

Alan sugar made a good point on the debate show with morgan. He said teams that sit deep and defend cause spurs problems because they find it difficult to break them down. If we go out and try to play them at their own game they'll pick us apart. So maybe sitting deep and defending could be a good thing.

[Letters]

Have you seen us try to defend?

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Alan sugar made a good point on the debate show with morgan. He said teams that sit deep and defend cause spurs problems because they find it difficult to break them down. If we go out and try to play them at their own game they'll pick us apart. So maybe sitting deep and defending could be a good thing.

We played that way at White Hart Lane the last three seasons, it requires us to have midfielders capable of winning the ball deep and breaking or at least making space with a run....we don’t.

We will usually end up defending deep anyway because we are too shit to deal with the high press.

Our chances of getting anything from the game are dependent on Spurs not taking their chances.

[Niall_Quinn]

We played that way at White Hart Lane the last three seasons, it requires us to have midfielders capable of winning the ball deep and breaking or at least making space with a run....we don’t.

We will usually end up defending deep anyway because we are too shit to deal with the high press.

Our chances of getting anything from the game are dependent on Spurs not taking their chances.

Kane, Alli the Divebomber and Twinkboy are back in training today. Obviously.

So they may not be as generous as we hope.

[Letters]

http://newsthump.com/2017/11/17/wife-suggests-arsenal-supporting-husband-give-spurs-a-try/

Spurs :bow:

[Cripps]

We played that way at White Hart Lane the last three seasons, it requires us to have midfielders capable of winning the ball deep and breaking or at least making space with a run....we don’t.

We will usually end up defending deep anyway because we are too shit to deal with the high press.

Our chances of getting anything from the game are dependent on Spurs not taking their chances.

Yep it requires near perfect execution and no mistakes. Unfortunately that rarely happens at Arsenal. We have a defence that loves to make mistakes or give silly penalties away so the signs don't bode well. A win isn't anticipated but fingers crossed they've got a plan and can execute it.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Failing that can push Harry Kane down a flight of concrete stairs, and give Vertonghen and Lloris some Lasagne with some micro bacteria that will see them obliterate their respective toilet bowls.

[GP]

Or have them all arrested for terrorism offences.

[Letters]

Do they have enough brown players for that?

[GP]

That's racist.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Or have them all arrested for terrorism offences.

Harry Kane looks like an extra in Peaky Blinders, so probably can bring him up on historical offences

[selassie]

They are better than us but we have a pretty good home record.
I'm thinking 1-1

A draw honestly wouldn't be such a bad result. My reasoning behind why I think we will lose is because not only do they have better players than us now, they are also extremely organised and very tactical, they really don't get beaten that much these days. He will set them up not to lose but to also counter attack us in numbers, they have the quality to really hurt us.

We definitely have the quality to hurt and beat them but I have a weird feeling Wenger is gonna screw us over with team selection and I can sense a very frustrating performance.

Make no mistake, I am absolutely desperate for us to beat them tomorrow, more so than ever, that lot really do need to be taken down a peg or two and I would truly love a "Chelsea" style FA Cup win performance by us tomorrow. I really hope they don't let us down.

[selassie]

Alan sugar made a good point on the debate show with morgan. He said teams that sit deep and defend cause spurs problems because they find it difficult to break them down. If we go out and try to play them at their own game they'll pick us apart. So maybe sitting deep and defending could be a good thing.

We can't defend or at least not to a high standard, we are going to need a "Chelsea" style FA Cup performance to beat them tomorrow, the likes of Ozil and Sanchez need to be at their very best otherwise we will lose. Forget about Central Midfield and Central Defence, those two are key for us tomorrow, if they don't turn up we are toast.

[Niall_Quinn]

A draw honestly wouldn't be such a bad result. My reasoning behind why I think we will lose is because not only do they have better players than us now, they are also extremely organised and very tactical, they really don't get beaten that much these days. He will set them up not to lose but to also counter attack us in numbers, they have the quality to really hurt us.

We definitely have the quality to hurt and beat them but I have a weird feeling Wenger is gonna screw us over with team selection and I can sense a very frustrating performance.

Make no mistake, I am absolutely desperate for us to beat them tomorrow, more so than ever, that lot really do need to be taken down a peg or two and I would truly love a "Chelsea" style FA Cup win performance by us tomorrow. I really hope they don't let us down.

Two guarantees.

[Niall_Quinn]

We can't defend or at least not to a high standard, we are going to need a "Chelsea" style FA Cup performance to beat them tomorrow, the likes of Ozil and Sanchez need to be at their very best otherwise we will lose. Forget about Central Midfield and Central Defence, those two are key for us tomorrow, if they don't turn up we are toast.

Spuds aren't actually that good. In fact they are quite shit. But they are quite a bit better than the even bigger pile of shite in this league. This is the thing that is being missed. The standard is really, really low. Lower than I have ever seen. Some of these players are absolute pubbers. And when you have a shitty league like this the underdog can pub an upset. NLD, 12:30 KO, Mike Dean, two pub teams. Pure random.

It would take an act of idiocy from one of the managers to swing the balance, like picking a crazy team or playing ludicrous tactics that perfectly suit the opposition.

Doubt that could ever happen.

[selassie]

Two guarantees.

Yup.

I'll say one thing, Wenger has been very bullish and defiant this week about the game and the shift of power in North London, there is no shift of power in his world and he says the players will do the talking on Saturday. His rep on the line tomorrow, he better hope they turn up.

[selassie]

Spuds aren't actually that good. In fact they are quite shit. But they are quite a bit better than the even bigger pile of shite in this league. This is the thing that is being missed. The standard is really, really low. Lower than I have ever seen. Some of these players are absolute pubbers. And when you have a shitty league like this the underdog can pub an upset. NLD, 12:30 KO, Mike Dean, two pub teams. Pure random.

It would take an act of idiocy from one of the managers to swing the balance, like picking a crazy team or playing ludicrous tactics that perfectly suit the opposition.

Doubt that could ever happen.

They are not that good but neither are we, a third of our team don't even look motivated or like they want to be here. I personally still believe at our best we are better than them, in fact i'd go as far as to say at our best only City are really better than us in the league.

The thing is we very rarely play to a high level and therein lies the problem.

Another issue is we are not tactical, that will be key tomorrow and if we haven't done our homework then i can't see us getting anything out of the game.

It angers me that the situation has come to this, where our reputation is on the line over a NLD, we simply cannot afford to lose tomorrow, it will be extremely damaging if we do.

[Cripps]

Yup.

I'll say one thing, Wenger has been very bullish and defiant this week about the game and the shift of power in North London, there is no shift of power in his world and he says the players will do the talking on Saturday. His rep on the line tomorrow, he better hope they turn up.

Last season Wenger said it isn't a big game. This week he said it is. He can't make his mind up.

[selassie]

Last season Wenger said it isn't a big game. This week he said it is. He can't make his mind up.

:lol:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Interesting thing is both teams have poor away record against top six rivals. Spurs like us only have one away win to their name in the past three years and like us it came away at Man City.

Our record since August 2014 Won 1 Drawn 7 Lost 10
Spurs record Won 1 Drawn 6 Lost 9

Spurs however are better at beating the top six sides at home. Beating us twice, United twice, City twice, Chelsea twice and Liverpool once in matches at WHL/Wembley. We have failed to beat them, beaten Chelsea, Liverpool and City only once and United twice in that time.

Harry Kane has scored six goals against us in the six games we have played Pochetinno’s Spurs in the league.

So a betting man would put this as a score draw with Kane to net for them

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dele Alli will get sent off during a NLD at some point, surely?

[Cripps]

Today is the day :ilt:

[Marc Overmars]

Let’s fucking do them, yes?

[Cripps]

Interesting thing is both teams have poor away record against top six rivals. Spurs like us only have one away win to their name in the past three years and like us it came away at Man City.

Our record since August 2014 Won 1 Drawn 7 Lost 10
Spurs record Won 1 Drawn 6 Lost 9

Spurs however are better at beating the top six sides at home. Beating us twice, United twice, City twice, Chelsea twice and Liverpool once in matches at WHL/Wembley. We have failed to beat them, beaten Chelsea, Liverpool and City only once and United twice in that time.

Harry Kane has scored six goals against us in the six games we have played Pochetinno’s Spurs in the league.

So a betting man would put this as a score draw with Kane to net for them

Would absolutely love to do them. The way sky have geared this up as if it's the final game of the season for the title. I know it's a big game but these 24 hour rolling sports channels really do hype things up uneccesarily.

Also every man and his dog seem to have had their say on the 'power shift'. Would love us to beat them today to shut each and every one of them up.

Come on the old dog :bow:

Show us you still have something in you :bow:

[Ralpheroo72]

4-0 and Wenger will sign a new 2 year deal on top of the one he's on

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

My head says we are the most terrible team at dealing with the high press, our players do not give a fuck about the fans anymore than the manager, the board or the owners do. And that after a 1-1 “moral victory” they swap shirts with the Spurs lot and everyone is left feeling completely indifferent.

My heart says this will be one of those games like at home to Chelsea where we just overwhelm them from the start, hit them with three goals early on and then contain them afterwards. Ramsey distracts Mike Dean by asking him if he prefers Rioja or Chianti whilst that filthy cunt Xhaka does a Kung fu tackle on Kane’s standing leg before blowing kisses at the incensed away crowd.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sky's tribute to Tottenham starts in five minutes.

[Niall_Quinn]

Let’s fucking do them, yes?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eX3fiQLo84

[McNamara That Ghost...]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DO6V5KjWsAARSKM.jpg

Kelly Cates presenting. :unsure:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Souness, Redknapp and Henry pitchside.

Neville there imprisoned.

[Niall_Quinn]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DO6V5KjWsAARSKM.jpg

Kelly Cates presenting. :unsure:

Not even Wenger dared fuck around for this one. At least there's still a limit. Now, I wonder, will he play some sensible tactics - let me rephrase, will we have some tactics?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kelly Cates thinks we 'could' move to within a point of Tottenham if we beat them.

Beat them and then negotiate how many points we get from the victory afterwards clearly.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds: Lloris; Dier, Sanchez, Vertonghen; Trippier, Dembele, Sissoko, Davies; Eriksen, Kane, Alli.

Kick us off the pitch. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Not watching that 2010 game thanks. :sick:

[Cripps]

Went out for breakfast and was sitting next to some spurs fans, listened to their convo as you do and they were saying how there's no pressure on us and more on them because they need to win a trophy this season and we don't. Some other stuff about the power shift etc etc.

God I would love to stuff these c*nts.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kelly Cates thinks they're in the studio. She's outside, on the pitch, in the ran, whilst holding up an umbrella. :doh:

[Cripps]

Sky dismissing our 2-0 win against utd last season :lol:

"They never beat big teams!"

When we do

"Utd were focused on Europa!"

F*cking c*nts.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Sky dismissing our 2-0 win against utd last season :lol:

"They never beat big teams!"

When we do

"Utd were focused on Europa!"

F*cking c*nts.

Was was the explanation for the 3-0 win over Chelsea?

[GP]

Was was the explanation for the 3-0 win over Chelsea?

I think it was something like, Conte hadn't decided on his best formation, or something.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Beat Man City and Chelsea in the FA Cup, also.

Chelsea was focusing on the league they had won.

Man City were focusing on the other competitions they weren't in.

[selassie]

Would absolutely love to do them. The way sky have geared this up as if it's the final game of the season for the title. I know it's a big game but these 24 hour rolling sports channels really do hype things up uneccesarily.

Also every man and his dog seem to have had their say on the 'power shift'. Would love us to beat them today to shut each and every one of them up.

Come on the old dog :bow:

Show us you still have something in you :bow:

Me too, I hope we batter them like we did Chelsea last season. Giving that lot a good stuffing would keep them quiet for a bit and shut the media up. Don't let me down today Arsenal!

[Niall_Quinn]

Harry Kane is Oscar Wilde of the footie world. Is is his eloquent analysis of the game? Or is he a massive poofter? Definitely one or the other.

[Niall_Quinn]

Why is there a bird presenting the game?

Fuck off!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Why is there a bird presenting the game?

Fuck off!

The game's gone mad.

[Niall_Quinn]

The whole build up is just a babble of meaningless, obvious shite. "Do you think it would be better if he scores goals?" - "Yes, definitely!", "Does he need to influence big games?" - "Yes, Kelly, that would be better!"

Just rubbish. Shut the fuck up!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Outrage over on Soccer Saturday for Wenger calling Sterling a diver. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Outrage over on Soccer Saturday for Wenger calling Sterling a diver. :lol:

He needs to apologise for Sterling being a diver.

[Niall_Quinn]

For me, whoever scores the most goals will win this.

Do I get paid now?

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

The whole build up is just a babble of meaningless, obvious shite. "Do you think it would be better if he scores goals?" - "Yes, definitely!", "Does he need to influence big games?" - "Yes, Kelly, that would be better!"

Just rubbish. Shut the fuck up!


He needs to apologise for Sterling being a diver.

Too right, he can’t call Sterling a diver, he’s English

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

For me, whoever scores the most goals will win this.

Do I get paid now?

It will be a game of two halves

[Niall_Quinn]

Right. We don't have much left as Arsenal fans but surely this mob will give us a performance at home against the scumbags? If we can't do this much then write the club off.

[Niall_Quinn]

It will be a game of two halves

AND IT'S LIIIIIIVE!

After the ads.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dean as the ref and Neville as the commentator. It's suddenly chilly. Not feeling the love.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

First tackle we make, ends up being a foul. :o

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sissoko with a horrendous touch.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wake up Kos.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lacazette sends it out of the ground.

Dier. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

These simple errors are so unacceptable. At this level. When they are getting paid so much. Simple passes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kane shoots at Cech, Kos heads Kane in.

[Thierrymon]

Mike Dean :ilt:

[Niall_Quinn]

Great defending by Dean.

What a cheat.

[Niall_Quinn]

It'll even itself up when Xhaka gets sent off.

[GP]

Should be 1-0

Dein to the rescue :rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

Should be 1-0

Dein to the rescue :rolleyes:

Remember that time Pires dived against plucky Portsmouth?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Needed first time shot from Lacazette there.

[Niall_Quinn]

So offside there. But no flag.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sissoko. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bellerin plays it across, nobody can get to it!

[Thierrymon]

Nice ball ramsey. Close there.

[Thierrymon]

Lacazette hammy gone?

Edit: seems ok.

[Niall_Quinn]

Good footie. Our front 3 are all over them. But for Dean we'd be ahead now.

[Niall_Quinn]

Spuds have decided it's time to wipe out Laca. No card, of course. Let's see what happens if Xhaka puts in a challenge like that.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sissoko launched himself in to Xhaka.

[Niall_Quinn]

Dreadful by Alexis :doh:

[Thierrymon]

Dont know how Xhaka didnt get a card there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Weirdest corner routine ever.

[Ralpheroo72]

Awful corner

[Niall_Quinn]

Neville gutted there's no card. Get him a tissue to dry his tears.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lacazette nearly in on Lloris.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mesut plays it in, Dier spoons it away.

[Niall_Quinn]

Appalling by Bellerin.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Xhaka booked. :haha:

[Thierrymon]

Xhaka gets his card. Cant complain.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Eriksen hits the post.

[Niall_Quinn]

WTF is up with our passing?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kane deflected header, Cech plucks it out of the air.

[Niall_Quinn]

Diving cunt Alli at it again.

[Ralpheroo72]

This isn't great

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Book Sanchez!

[Niall_Quinn]

Our crap passing is letting them back into this.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

MUSTAFI!!!!!!

[Thierrymon]

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSTAFIII!!

[Ralpheroo72]

That's better though!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a header.

[Master Splinter]

MUSTAFI!!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

No card :haha:

It's soooo one sided.

And Neville thinks that was good defending :haha:

Got nowhere near the ball.

[Niall_Quinn]

GET

[Niall_Quinn]

THE

[Niall_Quinn]

FUCK

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alexis booked. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

INNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

[GP]

GET IN YOU CUNTS!!

[Thierrymon]

Mustafi was a sparrow's dick offside.

[Master Splinter]

Dean playing well for them so far.

[Niall_Quinn]

Poor old Neville :haha:

Dean with his Arsenal set of cards out again.

[Thierrymon]

Our defense panics everytime the ball gets to Kane.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mike Dean is such a tit.

[Niall_Quinn]

The final pass :doh:

Every time.

We should be more than 2-0 up here. Or 1-0 if you are going with Dean's scoreline.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

ALEXIS!!! COME ON!!!!

[Thierrymon]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 2-0

[Ralpheroo72]

Get in!!!!!!!!

[Master Splinter]

ALEXIS!!!!

[GP]

GOLAZO!!!!

[Cripps]

SPURS :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Just sprouted a bushy tail and fur and I have a big smile all over my face!

What am I?

[Cripps]

Power shift :haha:

[GP]

Just sprouted a bushy tail and fur and I have a big smile all over my face!

What am I?

a cunt!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kane. :haha:

[AFC Leveller]

Yessssss

We want 5 please

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Power shift :haha:

Game could change after that Xhaka yellow said Neville.

He was right!

[Niall_Quinn]

Commentators hoping for another spud comeback. The prayers between the tears.

All our goals offside. Wasn't a foul. Restart the match. It's not fair!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arsenal 2-0 Spuds, HT! :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

a cunt!

A happy cunt, you idiot.

[Cripps]

We have been all over them. Their midfield do not look up for this. Koscielny has had Kane in his pocket so far. F*cking beautiful. Half time came at the wrong time. Please please please do not f*ck this up.

[Cripps]

Commentators hoping for another spud comeback. The prayers between the tears.

All our goals offside. Wasn't a foul. Restart the match. It's not fair!

This isn't going to plan. All of them with egg on their face. Beautiful.

[Niall_Quinn]

HT 2-0 (Actually 3-0 but Dean, etc)

It's so weird. When we play our best players we seem to do better.

[selassie]

Great performance so far, we have outfought, out thought and outplayed them. We have made them look shite at the back, lovely stuff!

We just need to play it smart now and pick them off, Xhaka needs to be very careful too, we can’t be going down to 10 men.

[Cripps]

What's with this microanalysis of Lacazette by Sky? Every run, every pass, every move. Are they overanalysing to give them ammunition to rip him apart bit by bit?

[Master Splinter]

Two offside decisions in our favour. Beautiful. WUMger's trolling worked. Fergie and Mourinho would get praise for masterfully mind-gaming the officials.

The only downside is we'll have to wait until 2022 for the next one in our favour.

Dean still looking to level the linesman's leniency up though.

[Cripps]

HT 2-0 (Actually 3-0 but Dean, etc)



Expected goals :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Sneaky £190mill bid for Alli?

[Cripps]

Some of our defending so far :bow:

[Cripps]

Sneaky £190mill bid for Alli?

We already have a pretty good diver in Sanchez.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

CONTROVERSY!

[Master Splinter]

What's with this microanalysis of Lacazette by Sky? Every run, every pass, every move. Are they overanalysing to give them ammunition to rip him apart bit by bit?

Lacashite has been a nuisance for them. Great movement and constant harrying.

Bellerin is also destroying their left side.

Xhaka needs to be hauled off though, he's not surviving this.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Did Kelly Cates just say maintaining our 100% winning run at home won't be important to the fans but beating Tottenham will?

:wacko:

[Cripps]

Sanchez and ozil doing well

Not going to plan for the media. They all said we should drop them because they're playing shite!

[Cripps]

Did Kelly Cates just say maintaining our 100% winning run at home won't be important to the fans but beating Tottenham will?

:wacko:

Who is this bint? And why is she not in the kitchen?

[Niall_Quinn]

Yes, you twats, it WAS a foul on Alexis. Tough. Cry about it all you want.

NEITHER goal offside. Remember? Has to be a part of the body that can play the ball. So arms don't count. Unlucky. Get a hanky. Get a cuddle from your mum.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Garth Crooks is refusing to appear on BBC's half time facebook thing because he's so angry.

:haha:

[GP]

Good first half.

2 or 3 more goals and we have a shot at winning this.

[Cripps]

If we go on and win, what will be the excuse next season when they look back and analyse the results at the Emirates? Spurs were focusing on champions league?

[GP]

Garth Crooks is refusing to appear on BBC's half time facebook thing because he's so angry.

:haha:

Arsenal :bow:

[Cripps]

Garth Crooks is refusing to appear on BBC's half time facebook thing because he's so angry.

:haha:

:haha: :haha: :haha:

[Ralpheroo72]

Poch and his assistants torturing the officials still, muppets

[dostoy]

This is nowhere near done yet.

Arsenal have to keep their discipline especially with the referee being a spud.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mustafi booked.

[Niall_Quinn]

Garth Crooks is refusing to appear on BBC's half time facebook thing because he's so angry.

:haha:

It's funny because he's a fat cunt.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shocking from Kane.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Send him off!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kane booked, looked nasty tbf on the last camera angle.

[Ralpheroo72]

Kane the cunt

[Niall_Quinn]

Wonder if the ref has found his Spud cards yet? All Arsenal in terms of the bookings.

[Niall_Quinn]

Finally. Kane booked for red card offence.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kos and Mustafi confuse each other.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Keep going Laca, for the 15 minutes you have remaining.

[Cripps]

Was dean laughing at the fact it was a clear foul and he didn't give it?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That was a great move but Alexis ruins it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kane should be off for diving.

Mustafi blocks Kane's shot.

[Niall_Quinn]

What is that fuck awful system about where we give them acres on the flanks?

[Ralpheroo72]

:gp:
Kane the cunt

[Cripps]

Our defending :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Dean :haha:.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pure filth from that diving scumbag Kane.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramsey can't stay on his feet.

[Niall_Quinn]

We've dropped the tempo. Smells of Wenger.

[Cripps]

RAMSEY YOU IDIOT

[Cripps]

Is Neville gonna give Lacazette a break?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dembele off, 'Little Iniesta' on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Eriksen. :haha:

[Cripps]

Eriksen:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mesut still getting a kicking.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sneaky £2 trillion bid for the great Erikksen?

[Niall_Quinn]

Is Neville gonna give Lacazette a break?

He's sore because his mate Kane and the best young playa on the planet Alli are being shown up for what they are.

[Niall_Quinn]

Somebody tie and gag Wenger and take his laptop away. For his own good and for everyone else's.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alexis with a good dive.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alexis smashes it in to the crowd.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Scuffer from Alexis.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Monreal booked. :haha:

[Cripps]

Great tackle by monreal

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lacazette off, Coquelin on.

Crowd booing the decision, unsurprisingly. I hate sitting back.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sissoko with some pointless athlete ball.

[Cripps]

Nervy 15 minutes awaits.

[Ralpheroo72]

Will Lacazette ever get a full game? Substitutions are ludicrous.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kane and Dele Alli hauled off, Llorente and Son on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ref just can't get enough cards out for our lads. Especially for despicable Alli dives.

[Niall_Quinn]

OMG the twat is pulling Lacazette for Coquelin.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alexis in but Lloris smothers it.

Mesut. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

I fucking said the stupid cunt needed to be locked up so he couldn't fuck us.

[AFC Leveller]

Son will get them a pel, he's such a good diver.

[Globalgunner]

Wenger can't help himself. Dickhead. If the Spuds score 1 they will probably score 2

[Cripps]

Koscielny or mustafi MOTM surely

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Eriksen shoots, Cech saves.

[Niall_Quinn]

£890 mill worth of world beaters off for the spuds. Son on.

Alexis :doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Is that not a card for the foul on Bellerin?

Unreal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a save from Cech!

[Cripps]

Cech :bow:

[Cripps]

Why is the time going so f*cking slowly

[Niall_Quinn]

We've been Wengered. Can we beat him too?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ozil off, Iwobi on.

Ozil should stay on I think and just showed why.

:bow: to him for today.

[Cripps]

Iwobi on

Some energy heading into final few mins. Good sub.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Henry is a miserable, defensively minded shit.

[Cripps]

Good game from ozil

[Globalgunner]

Fast breaks?. We don't know what those are.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good start Iwobi. :doh: