Burnley vs Arsenal - Sunday 2pm. Not televised.

[Cripps]

Sky:doh:

BT sport :doh:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Fucking relief frankly :haha:

1-1 draw, I will have bowel movements over the weekend that will be more interesting than this game

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fucking relief frankly :haha:

1-1 draw, I will have bowel movements over the weekend that will be more interesting than this game

I'd still rather watch this Arse, thanks.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bet you the dipshit fucks with the line up. We have a midweek game and the poor old fool thinks it's impossible for players to play twice a week. Yeah, he'll fuck with the line up.

[Globalgunner]

We are on the same points as Burnley. +3 goal difference for us. They have lost 2 games to our 4 losses in 12. Just let that sink in for a while.

[Globalgunner]

Bet you the dipshit fucks with the line up. We have a midweek game and the poor old fool thinks it's impossible for players to play twice a week. Yeah, he'll fuck with the line up.

Debuchy playing CB while Chambers is RB again I guess.
Wenger the mentalist

[Letters]

We are on the same points as Burnley. +3 goal difference for us. They have lost 2 games to our 4 losses in 12. Just let that sink in for a while.

And Burnley could leapfrog us, Spurs and Chelsea today.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool, not Chelsea.

Also, this is going to be a drag to watch most likely.

[Cripps]

And Burnley could leapfrog us, Spurs and Chelsea today.

:pal: Letters wrong again. Should spend more time looking at premiership instead of flicking to league one :console:

[GP]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPj3FTHX0AE8ibQ.jpg

Ozil out through illness.

[Cripps]

Lacuntzette starts:bow:

Lets hope Grandshit Xhaka continues where he left off against the scum :pray:

Wonder where ozil is :unsure:

[Cripps]

Ozil ill again :rolleyes:

Been ill more times this year than I've been ill in the past decade:lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Didn't fancy it. And I can't blame him. :ninja:

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Didn't fancy it. And I can't blame him. :ninja:

Grim up’t north?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Burnley: Pope; Lowton, Tarkowski, Mee, Ward; Gudmundsson, Hendrick; Cork, Defour, Brady; Barnes.
Subs: Wood, Vokes, Westwood, Long, Arfield, Bardsley, Lindegaard.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Grim up’t north?

A bit.

Cold, windy and possibly wet. The full Britannia if you will.

[Master Splinter]

Ozil :haha:.

What a weakling.


I'd like us to sit back and let hamlet-dwellers like this try to break us down for once.

[Master Splinter]

Alexis has the first shot.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tarkowski hacks Iwobi down.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You're offside Barnes.

[Master Splinter]

Some sheep herder takes a dive for Honest Burnley.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cech saves on to the post!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gudmundsson booked for whining.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Poor challenge from Brady.

[Cripps]

100% red

[Cripps]

We're going through the stage of the game where the ref is giving us absolutely nothing.

[Master Splinter]

Ramsey FFS.

Should be 0-1.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rubberlegs Ramsey.

[Cripps]

Ramsey :doh:

[Cripps]

Expected goals count: 1.

[AFC Leveller]

still cant handle high pressing.

Burnley look up for this as expected.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great blocking from Mustafi.

[Cripps]

Under the kosh

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Brady booked.

What a bunch of cloggers.

[Cripps]

So we're sitting back and when we get the ball instead of countering with pace we're slowing it down and playing tippy tappy:blink:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Not far off from Monreal.

[Master Splinter]

Close from Monreal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cech saves from Brady's freekick.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Xhaka. :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Xhaka :haha:.

[Cripps]

Grandshit Xhaka:doh:

[AFC Leveller]

Have to say the Burnley defence are rock solid, no wonder they are doing really well this year.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kolasinac header, wide it goes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How the hell is that a freekick against Ramsey?

[Master Splinter]

Mason you fat prick.

[Niall_Quinn]

0-0? Great.

He's pulled the Ozil illness stunt again I see. Knew the stupid cunt would wet his incontinence sack over two games in a week.

[Master Splinter]

Mason would reward Carroll a pelanty for an elbow smash straight into Monreal's face.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

0-0 HT.

[Niall_Quinn]

How have we played? Tip, tap, tip, tap?

Or, tap, tip, tap, tip?

Oh, okay, just heard we've had zero shots on goal. All so very, very predictable.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How have we played? Tip, tap, tip, tap?

Or, tap, tip, tap, tip?

Oh, okay, just heard we've had zero shots on goal. All so very, very predictable.

You've missed the best football we've played since 2004.

[Niall_Quinn]

You've missed the best football we've played since 2004.

That's not saying much.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Any decent streams??? I'm having a nightmare. Que....the jokes about the game?

[Niall_Quinn]

http://www.nflstream.net/?m=0

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Thank you kind sir, kind sir.....

[Cripps]

Any decent streams??? I'm having a nightmare. Que....the jokes about the game?

:pal: I have a perfect stream

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wenger in that jacket looks like Goombas stacked up on each other.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Arsenal. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How isn't that a corner?

[Master Splinter]

Linesmen fucking Arsenal over again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That was the wrong pass to Hendrick.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nearly Kolasinac.

[Niall_Quinn]

We're not doing too badly against Burnley's 14 players.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lacazette shoots, Pope saves.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

:pal: I have a perfect stream

I think it's possibly my sisters crap wifi causing the issue!

[Niall_Quinn]

We're better off kicking the ball out when we get it wide. Saves time.

[Master Splinter]

Crows keep flying past.

We really are in the fookin North.

[Cripps]

Has sanchez misplaced every pass so far?

[Niall_Quinn]

Bellerin's not a great player tbf.

[Master Splinter]

Alexis is terrible.

[Niall_Quinn]

The goblin army from the Lancs slime pit are not happy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Xhaka. :bow:

[Cripps]

Grandshit xhaka:bow:

[Cripps]

This slow built up play is excruciating.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oh Ramsey, why bother?

[Master Splinter]

Sewer dwellers still crying.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh Ramsey, why bother?

I actually types out, "Why does Ramsey even bother", and then deleted it because I couldn't be bothered to be bother about Ramsey any more.

[Cripps]

The goblin army from the Lancs slime pit are not happy.

Bit harsh on Letters.

[Niall_Quinn]

Wilshere coming on. A reward for his abject performance midweek.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wheelchair coming on for Iwobi.

Lacazette might be fainting at this point.

[Globalgunner]

Iwobi subbed.He was crap anyway. Wilshere onto lose us possession.

[Niall_Quinn]

Looked a pen to me.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Er how isn't that a pelanty?

[Cripps]

100% penalty.

[AFC Leveller]

A draw would be okay, we dont have anyone to win this game for us but we have mistakes in us so a draw would be acceptable.

[Niall_Quinn]

Wenger has been treating Kola to special shooting lessons.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kolasinac should've gone for goal.

[Master Splinter]

Same old Arsenal, always cheated.

[Cripps]

Should have dived

[Niall_Quinn]

A draw would be okay, we dont have anyone to win this game for us but we have mistakes in us so a draw would be acceptable.

This is a pure pub team we are up against. If we're accepting draws against shite like this then we're done as a top club.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

A draw would be okay, we dont have anyone to win this game for us but we have mistakes in us so a draw would be acceptable.

I disagree, our away form has been terrible, we need to be winning consistently.

[Cripps]

Has monreal put a fiver on himself scoring today or something?

[Niall_Quinn]

Kolasinac should've gone for goal.

I suppose I did suggest we just boot it out when we have it wide, to save time. He must have heard me.

[Cripps]

This is a pure pub team we are up against. If we're accepting draws against shite like this then we're done as a top club.

But according to Letters if they win today they go above chelsea :doh: :haha:

[Master Splinter]

Alexis Crapsez.

[Master Splinter]

WTF Ramsey?

[Niall_Quinn]

We just don't play as a team. Too many individuals trying to force things on their own.

Sensible move now would be to send Lacazette wide and bring Bif on. So I suppose we'll take Lacazette off instead.

[Niall_Quinn]

Hit and hope passing from Xhaka. Bit of composure is all that's required.

[Cripps]

Commentator "accidental" :haha: :haha:

How was that not a yellow you bald silly twat.

[Cripps]

Sanchez has been dogshit all season. Should have bought Lemar.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Defour off, Wood on.

[Cripps]

Bellerin the long haired disappointing twat

[Niall_Quinn]

The cunt is bringing Lacazette off. What a shock.

The miserly fuck is definitely doing this to save additional payments on the transfer.

[Globalgunner]

Bellerin should have stayed in Spain. He is just English bog standard nowadays. Can't even trap a ball properly.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lacazette off, Welbeck on. :lol:

[Cripps]

We just don't play as a team. Too many individuals trying to force things on their own.

Sensible move now would be to send Lacazette wide and bring Bif on. So I suppose we'll take Lacazette off instead.

:lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

We should have sold Bellerin when Barca had been conned into thinking he was decent.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wheelchair deflects behind.

[Niall_Quinn]

Xhaka is great at hitting the first defender from corners. Never misses.

[Niall_Quinn]

Jack rugby tackled to the ground. No foul.

[Niall_Quinn]

Straight to the training ground for crossing lessons after this crap.

[Cripps]

Straight to the training ground for crossing lessons after this crap.

As if they train :lol:

They just do 5 yard pass drills.

[Cripps]

Imagine going up north and thinking you're gonna get a fair refereeing display when 99% of refs are northern:lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Why is Welbeck standing watching that, instead of getting in after it? It's just crap.

[Cripps]

Sanchez throwing his arms around :lol:

You've been useless all season you chilean miner bellend.

[Niall_Quinn]

Unreal. No pressure, so Kos boots it out. Fucking hell.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Terrible from Koscielny.

[Niall_Quinn]

Backwards from Xhaka again. Backwards, backwards, backwards.

[Niall_Quinn]

Burnley are 14 behind the ball now and Bif is sat on the bench. Ludicrous.

[Niall_Quinn]

Nice ballet routine from Welbeck. But that's about all.

[Niall_Quinn]

The hopelessly negative Xhaka lets that run out for a throw, sad.

[Niall_Quinn]

PEN!

[Niall_Quinn]

Should be a red too. Stonewall deliberate handball.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty, OMG!

[Niall_Quinn]

Was given for the push on Ramsey.

Alexis...

[Niall_Quinn]

GOOOOOOAAAL!

ALEXIS!

[Niall_Quinn]

Get Gibbs on FFS!

[Master Splinter]

YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

ALEXIS!!! COME ON!!!!!

:haha:

[GP]

Beautiful!

[Niall_Quinn]

The goblin army are shouting cheat, cheat, cheat. But Mason refuses on this occasion.

[Cripps]

BURNLEY :haha: :haha: :haha:

[GP]

Delicious Burnley tears

[Niall_Quinn]

FT 0-1

HAHAHAHA

Burnley :haha:

Pep Dyche :haha:

[Cripps]

Imagine going up north and thinking you're gonna get a fair refereeing display when 99% of refs are northern:lol:

:pal:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bastards 0-1 Arsenal, FT!!!!!

Have some of that you claret wearing cloggers!!

[Master Splinter]

Hope Wenger shushes the vermin in the stands.

[AFC Leveller]

LOOOOL this is the sweetest of wins!!1

last year we scored in the 125th minute via an alexis pel and this time its even better.

not to mention the hand ball goal in the 93 minute as well.

[Niall_Quinn]

Goblins are crying like liberals on election night :haha:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Imagine going up north and thinking you're gonna get a fair refereeing display when 99% of refs are northern:lol:

It would have been easier on us all if you came out with that in the first half.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Never in any doubt tbh.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Lovely Jubbly!

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Lol seeing Wilshere telling someone to F off at the final whistle....

[Cripps]

Ramsey's dive :bow:

Beautiful :bow:

[Cripps]

Fucking relief frankly :haha:

1-1 draw, I will have bowel movements over the weekend that will be more interesting than this game

:pal: